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Page 1: Anti Peado Beard

THE NEW REVOLUTION IN CHILD PROTECTION,INTRODUCING...

“Of course I was skeptical at first... But then I saw that cold hard cash!” - Burt Reynolds

Paedos love kids. SO DISGUISE YOURS AS AN ADULT!

YES! IT’S THAT SIMPLE! With the ANTI-PAEDO BEARD you can cleverly disguise your child as a fully grown burnt out has beenactor and be safe in the knowledge no paedo will even pay hima second glance!

Order your BURT REYNOLDS ANTI-PAEDO BEARD now for the onetime only price of £9.99! Choose from TWO colours: PATCHY BLACK or COCAINE STAIN!

WWW.ANTI-PAEDO-TECH.COM