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ON THE COVER: Two senior prom royalty nominees strut their stuff on

the red carpet. (MEGAN DEBRUYN).

Here is a startling fact: there are more than 500 homeless or at-risk youth and teens in the Boulder Valley School Dis-trict. The definition of at-risk youth im-plies that a teen may be receiving abuse -physical, verbal, or sexual- at home, may be abandoned by their parents, or may have run away. In any of the afore-mentioned situations, it is very hard for a teen to receive any sort of long-term aid from organizations in Colorado, without expressed parental consent.

Stand Up for Kids, an organization with centers nationwide and the newly formed Allied Youth Services, are tak-ing to the streets and advocating for homeless and at-risk youth and teens. These groups also work to bring aware-ness to public and private schools na-tionwide.

The issue of teen homelessness is expressed clearly in the following fact: one out of every three homeless people are under the age of 18. What’s more disturbing, 1.7 million people under the age of 18 will experience homelessness each year.

Fairview High School students have worked hard in the last two years forming a relationship with Stand Up for Kids and the newly formed Allied Youth Services. Until May 4th, Fair-view is collecting food donations for the Allied Youth Services and Stand Up for Kids teen shelters. The desired donations items are included in the fol-lowing “wish list.”

A Stand Against Youth and Teen HomelessnessBy JOSH BROWN

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4/20, famously known as being an unofficial “smoke-out” holiday, has given Boulder a negative reputation for years. Around the U.S., many participate in this event by smoking weed to celebrate the so-called “holiday.” However, Boulder, over many other cities attracts some of the largest crowds. Annually many students as well as other community members gather in the Norlin Quad on the CU Boulder campus. Nor-lin Quad is the “courtyard” of the CU campus where students gather for social events.

CU Boulder is consistently voted the number one party school. Their ongoing party reputation is great-ly due to the community’s support for 4/20. Over 50 marijuana dispensaries exist in Boulder.

In the past years, police have been present and giv-en out multiple tickets and arrests. However, this year the police enforcement is cracking down more than in the past. Last year, around 10,000 people showed up to the “Quad” with many of these people coming from out of state. In order to minimize marijuana use, police are blocking off parking spaces near the “Quad,” limiting off campus residents from joining in, and creating a larger crowd.

The police department has sent out letters to all CU students warning them

of the possible consequences for the possession of marijuana. Police have an-nounced in the letter that even attending the gathering at the “Quad” could re-

sult in fines up to $100 or a possible arrest.To prevent students from entering the “Quad,” CU

has created an alternate option and is hosting a free concert by Wyclef Jean. Jean’s songs endorse legalizing marijuana which gives students hope that it may be le-galized in the future. Although the free concert won’t completely eliminate smoking on 4/20, CU’s adminis-tration hopes that participation will not be as popular as in the past.

“This may sound crazy,” said Fairview Administrator James Hill, “or the biggest coincidence in the world, but [the inservice day on 4/20] just fell on that date, with nothing to do with the “holiday.”

Many BVSD students believed that the inservice day on 4/20 was scheduled to avoid ditching school. Year after year 4/20 has become an “all-school ditch day” to celebrate the “holiday.” For many students, having un-

excused absences on 4/20 is not as big of an issue as it would be on other days even though the consequences are the same.

Earlier this year, a video by the name of Kony 2012 spread like a virus through the internet and the media. It was an advocacy video created by Invisible Chil-dren which eventually garnered more than 100 million views. The video con-demned the actions of Joseph Kony, a Ugandan war criminal.

The Kony video was promoted by various celebrities, including Ryan Gosling and Leonardo DiCaprio, which helped to maximize its campaign. However, it has also generated a great deal of controversy.

According to the Huffington Post, Kony received criticism that it “oversim-plifies” a multitude of much more complicated problems. Moreover, Invisible Children also received criticism for the way that it publicized the video, spe-cifically targeting the organization’s business practices. For instance, apparently only 32% of Invisible Children’s mon-ey goes to direct services for victims.

Although Kony 2012 has received a lot of positive feedback, rumors of the organization being a scam are causing many students to question the orga-nization’s benevolence. Emma Berda-nier, sophomore, said “so many peo-ple said [the video] was a scam that I couldn’t watch it with an unbiased mind.” Guy Margalit, sophomore said, “They only send a small portion of their profit to the Ugandan Army, therefore it is mere propaganda and is not really ‘saving the children.’”

In response, Invisible Children said that direct victim assistance is only one component of their efforts and that public awareness is just as vital, especially in the Kony scenario.

Through the Kony 2012 video, Invis-ible Children publicized an event called “Cover the Night”. The purpose of this is to spread yet more awareness of Kony’s tyrannical actions in Africa. The con-cept of the event is for supporters of the cause to cover their towns in Kony 2012 propaganda on the night of April 20th, so that when everyone wakes up the next day, Kony will be everywhere they turn.

Posters (similar in aesthetics to presidential campaign posters), tee shirts and “action kits” are being sold on the Invisible Children website to be used during Cover the Night. In addition, videos on how to create Kony chalk stencils and “clean graffiti” have been posted to the Invisible Children Youtube channel.

Unfortunately, Cover the Night will intersect with another infamous event on 4/20: “Weed Day.” Most people believe the overlap is simply coincidence, while other anonymous Internet users speculate that Cover the Night is actually a

scam trying to secretly advocate for the legalization of marijuana (due to the date on which will take place).

Whatever the significance or nonsignificance of the date is, the fact that Cover the Night lies on 4/20 does change the willingness of some students to participate. Sophomore Brock DeHaven said he would “happily fundraise for Invisible Children,” because the Kony 2012 video was “really inspiring and really well made.” But, DeHaven won’t participate in Cover the Night because “it’s late at night” and “people will be on drugs.”

One Fairview student, Maya Matatall, sophomore, encourages students to participate in Cover the Night Boulder because she says it will be “a good way to get the community to come together and get rid of their differences for one

cause.”Although Matatall is not in-

volved in Fairview’s Invisible Chil-dren club, she supports the orga-nization and its cause because she “[finds] it really depressing,” and because of her Jewish beliefs, “it’s a connection to the Holocaust.”

Matatall isn’t at all concerned about the overlap between Cover the Night and 4/20 because she thinks that “people who were go-ing to participate anyway will still participate.” She says, “I don’t think it will affect the integrity of the event at all.”

When asked why Americans should support Invisible Chil-dren when there are so many peo-ple who need help in the United

States, Matatall said, “I actually have sort of an issue with Invisible Children because they’ve had embezzlement is-sues, so while we need to help other places, we need to balance it with things we have to do here.” The rumors of embezzlement are unconfirmed, but they spread almost as quickly as the Kony 2012 video itself throughout the Internet.

Matatall finds it interesting that “technology is what made [Kony 2012] so fa-mous.” She says, “It shows that technology isn’t just for fun.” In fact, the power of social networking is being used to organize Cover the Night Boulder. A Face-book page for the event has been created to a coordinate a unified effort to make Kony famous on 4/20.

It is this marrying of technology and activism that made Kony 2012 so famous and that organizers of Cover the Night Boulder are utilizing in hopes of making the event just as famous.

Four-Twenty “Smoke Out”: What it Means for Students

Students Voice Opinions About Kony 2012 Controversy

By CAROLINE KRUGER, ALEX FYNN, AND KALI CROSSEN

CU Boulder campus (Wikimeida Commons).

Kony 2012 controversey poster (WIKIMEDIA COMMONS).

By ELLA JENAK AND JANET CHEN

Op/Ed4 ROyal BannERThursday, April 19, 2012

Dear Ms. Webster,

On behalf of the Royal Banner I wish to send out my deepest regrets regarding last issue’s article on Adderall abuse. As an editor-in-chief and a co-teacher in the Beginning Journalism class, I was deeply involved in the development of the article. Nothing pains me more than that I failed to adequately help the Beginning Journalism students who worked hard on this article to convey its message to you and other students in the International Baccalaureate program.

Much of your concern stems from a true comedy of errors. The quote regarding IB students’ use of adderall was initially attributed to an anonymous source in the article, but the quote was removed for fear that it would offend students such as yourself. Unfortunately, the block quote remained, a true error on our part. This article in no way meant to imply that all IB students abuse Adderall, for that would be false and and thus antithetical to the purpose of our paper. It was unfair of us to include that quote out of context and expect you to feel anything other than offended.

However, I stand by the research my reporters performed. I do not believe that polling nearly 2.5 per-cent of the entire student body is a “ridiculously small sample size” nor do I believe that my reporters made assumptions regarding their evidence. True, our polls cannot assure complete randomness nor are they the best potential indicator. My reporters were trying, to the best of their abilities, to report on a trend. I believe that they did that. It is clear to me that not all IB students, as our hyperbolic source purported falsely, are abusing Adderall. From the research that my reporters brought me, however, I truly believe that many students who abuse Adderall are carrying the academic burdens of advanced IB and AP curriculums. The true tragedy of this article is that one true mistake ruined it for you. Rather than allowing you to view the issue of high school perscription drug abuse, you were forced into a position of self-defense.

With All Due Respect,Eli Boonin-Vail

Dear The Royal Banner,

Concerning your recent article about Adderall abuse, I would like to point out several issues with some of the ways you reported your information and gathered your facts. Your survey, for example-- fifty kids is a ridiculously small sample size, and urges me to question whether this was a scientific survey, or if any actual statistical tests were applied to the data to determine significance. The assumptions with which the reporters approached the subject clearly affected the way that they presented their findings, in a gross display of confirmation bias.

Your use of quotes leans toward the sensational, particularly the block quote that states “Everyone I know in the IB classes or going for the IB Diploma takes Adderall.” Not only can this quote be found no-where in the main text, which might have put it into context, it is not actually attributed to any one stu-dent, who might have been held accountable for their opinion.

Such shady reporting techniques pale in compari-son to the greater offense that persists throughout the article: the repeated generalization and veiled accusa-tion of a specific student group at Fairview. Had “IB students” been replaced by another minority group, I would guess that this article would not have been allowed to be published. Simply because the IB crowd is self-selecting does not mean that the standard rules of political correctness do not apply.

Since unsupported beliefs and opinions seem to carry so much weight in this publication, I’d like to offer up one of my own: As an IB Diploma candidate, I have never taken Adderall, and I don’t know any other candidate that has. We get good grades and are accepted to good colleges because we are smart and we work hard, not because we take drugs.

Sincerely,Samantha Webster

Letter to the Editor in response to:“Students seek academic edge with illegal medication”

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Op/Ed 5ROyal BannERThursday, April 19, 2012

High school is a tough time for everyone. And tough times come with unhealthy strategies for coping. We all know about them, even if we do not use them ourselves. They can be as simple and seemingly harmless as drinking too much caffeine, or shopping compulsively. However, in order to survive the challenges of being a teenager, many resort to alcohol, drug abuse, or smoking ciga-rettes. Others fall into the trap of eating disorders. Most of these coping mechanisms are viewed as addictions. However, there’s one coping mechanism that, while just as detrimental and addicting as the rest, is not looked at as an addiction. Rather, it is avoided and not spoken of, and considered a personal weakness. Self harm.

It has many labels associated with it- “Cutter,” and “Emo” be-ing two of the most common. It is considered by many something to be ashamed of, hidden, and made fun of. However, what most do not realize is that self harm is a serious addiction. It releases endorphins into the body that serve as pain killers. These endor-phins become addictive. Though they are naturally present in the body, people are not used to the unusually high levels released by self harm.

Most people’s emotions can be thought of as a continuous wave, occasionally rising and falling, going from a calm, peaceful state, to an over-emotional state (including anxiety, irritability, anger, worry, and sadness.) People who self harm, rather than riding the rise and fall of the wave to the end, cut it off before it falls. The sharp drop that this creates, while it provides a temporary release of emotion, only makes the wave larger the next time around.

As emotions become stronger, those who self harm feel more of a need to do so. Each time one self harms, the emotions become less manageable the next time that they occur. In this way, self harm becomes an addictive, extremely vicious cycle.

According to a Cornell Research Program, “self-injury typically refers to a variety of behaviors in which an individual intention-ally inflicts harm to his or her body for purposes not socially rec-ognized or sanctioned and without suicidal intent.” This can take many forms, two of the most prominent being burning and cut-ting.

Reasons for self harming are personal and vary greatly. Many people self harm to exchange the emotional pain that they en-counter for physical pain. Self harming can be a reaction to stress, depression, or other anxieties and disorders. Despite the tempo-rary relief it provides, any positive effects are fleeting, and much outweighed by the negative.

No one wants to hurt themselves just for the sake of it. If some-one is self harming, it is a physical attempt to deal with emotional issues. Similarly, no one hurts themselves simply for attention.This belief is an incredibly common reaction to self harm. When some-one has cuts on their wrists, it does not mean that they are looking for sympathy, or trying to be noticed. It means that they have a se-rious addiction. And if they are looking for attention, it is because they need it. It is a cry for help.

If you find out that a friend is self harming, it is important to be very conscious of how you respond. To begin with, do not act shocked, disgusted, or tell them how sorry you are. Make it very clear that you are there for them, and that you are ready to listen if they want to talk. Try your best to understand that self harm itself is not the problem, it is a symptom of something else that they are going through, something much deeper. If they want to talk about it, that is okay. If not, do not push them.

It is important to remember that, as a friend, it is not your re-sponsibility to make them stop cutting. Do everything you can to support them, but, in the end, you cannot help them yourself. The most important thing you can do is help them access appropriate support, whether it is suggesting that they talk to a school counsel-or, a therapist, or their parents. If you feel that they are exhibiting suicidal behavior, it is important that you tell an adult immediately.

Self harm is a serious problem, even though many at Fairview may not recognize it as one. Self harm is an issue that needs to be addressed, rather than ignored.

“Anyone who uses a plastic bag and then throws it away should be forced to eat it.” This quote, from the movie “Bag it!”, while seemingly extreme, is actu-ally a legitimate response to the issue of plastics polluting the ocean.

A large part of the world’s oceans contain unsafe amounts of plastic as a result of human pollution. One such area, the North Pacific subtropical gyre- also known as the Great Garbage Patch- is said to be twice the size of Texas and filled with floating plastic debris.

The immediate issue threatening sea life is plastic. Lots and lots of it. Plastics in the ocean carry high levels of toxins and instead of biodegrade, plastic photo-degrades, which means that the toxic particles are being made into even smaller particles. These particles appear to fish as food, so the fish then consume these bits and pieces of plastic.

This has been perpetuated in all parts of the world, and resulted in a 90% reduction in all marine life species. Researchers studying the plastic-filled areas estimated that in some parts of the ocean, there is 40 times more plastic than food. This is a problem for humans because we eat the big fishes which eat the small fishes that eat the smaller fish and so on and so forth. At the end of the chain, even the plankton and phytoplankton are consuming plastic. Each step up in the chain results in an exponential increase in intensity of toxicity pro-duced by plastic. It is estimated that plastic kills 100,00 marine animals each year. More than 260 species are affected by plastic ingestion. In fact, all sea turtles in U.S. waters are listed as endangered.

The issue of polluted oceans comes from unhindered human consumption. The world consumption of plastic bags is estimated to be 500 billion a year. The average American contributes 800 pounds of plastic into the waste stream, per year. Plastic bags and bottles are the most common form of plastic used in America and elsewhere. In the U.S., we consume two million plastic bottles every five minutes. Being that each plastic bottle is made with petroleum, our consumption of 100 billion plastic bags a year totals 12 million barrels of oil to make and transport the plastics. Similarly, 17 million barrels per year are used to make plastic water bottles. Most of these consumer goods are used for a short time and meant to be thrown away after use. This is the detrimental habit that caused the massive contamination of sea and drinking water.

“Single-use plastic bags, which choke marine life, should be banned or phased out, rapidly, everywhere. There is simply zero justification for manufacturing them anymore, anywhere” said Achim Steiner, the executive director of the United Nations Environment Program, in a news broadcast.

Who couldn’t agree? Washington D.C. imposed a fee on plastic bags which resulted in a 50% decrease in plastic bags. This means that half the population of Washington D.C. rea-soned with using a reusable bag instead of a plastic bag.

These are the kinds of choices that need to be made worldwide in order to reduce our rapid consumption of fossil fuel-made plastic bags, bottles, and cups. The 300 million coffee cups used by Americans daily can be reduced dramati-cally by simply using your own cup. If each person made a conscious decision to re-use a bag, cup or bottle, then less pollution would enter the ocean. It is an ongoing effort, and each individual must try their best to use the least amount of plastic as possible. We must remember; re-use, reduce, recycle, and re-think. These are the ways to a more sustainable living.

Plastic is NOT Fantastic: How Consumer Awareness Will Help Save The Environment

Taking It Seriously: Addressing the Issue of Self Harm in High School

“The average American con-tributes 800 pounds of plas-tic into the waste stream, per year.”

By JOSH BROWN

By SHOSHANA POLLACK

Views on Titanic?

MM - Tear up everytime

MJ - Definition of a chick flick

JS - Love it. I’m still upset with Rose for not

scooting over and letting Jack float on the door

as well. There was plenty of room!

DR - What a tragedy. Good thing it’s just a

movie. Oh wait...

Scariest sea creature?

NR - Offspring of a Kraken.

EL - Shark bate Ohh ah ah.

CP - Land shark/Matt Johnson

BG - Spongebob.

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RoyaltyGUYS:Caleb Pykkonen (CP) Johnny Combs (JC) Jake Dickerson (JD) Matt Johnson (MJ) Will Conway (WC)Ben Meyer (BM) Michael McVenes (MM) Ari Gordon (AG) Brady Childs (BC) Dan Rempala (DR)

LADIES:Nikki Machalek (NM) Jessica Smith (JS) Nancy Ross (NR) Vidushi Goyal (VG) Berkley Gamble (BG) Olivia Fear (OF)Kelsey Piper (KP) Lexi Schwartz (LS)Emma Lazaroff (EL) Evey Nash (EN)

Prom Info:April 28th, 20128PM-Midnight

Sports Authority Field at Mile High Ballroom

2012 Prom: A Night on Deck

A number of endless under-classmen wish and desire to go to the crazy, long and exciting night of prom. However, unless they get lucky and are asked by an upper-classmen, or are already dating an upperclassmen, their chances will fall short. Many students wait and hesitate to attend prom without making solid plans.

A few students gave some remarks regarding why juniors and seniors should go to prom no matter what. One junior said very simply, “In highschool you have to go to prom”. It makes complete sense to go to prom whether a party bus is present or not. Going to prom, however expensive it may be, is one remarkable night. A junior who was asked replied saying, “they shouldn’t (go), it’s too expensive.” 30 dollars is rather pricey for a high school student, but it will become worth it in some form or another.

For many juniors, going to prom gives a glimpse of what the big dance is like and prepares them for senior year. When juniors attend they can learn from their experience and perfect prom plans for their fourth year of highschool. As prom arrives near the end of the year, it is essential for seniors to go so that they can be with friends. Prom is “the last time you get to see everyone”, says senior, Emma Lazaroff.

This year’s prom is especially spectacular due to the fact that it will be held at Sports Authority Field. Not only is this a grand venue, but it allows for a nice long limo ride to the location and the opportunity to eat at a restaurant outside Boulder for a change. Many adults remember their prom night as a night that sticks with them and becomes part of their memories or high school. Prom makes an impact on every student who attends and imprints a memory into their heads that they will probably remember for a long time.

Senior, Johnny Combs, summed up why going to prom is necessary to highschool calling it, “by far the biggest dance of the year”. Some students are uncertain on their decision, but going to prom will be better than not going and will most likely become a major event in your memory of your high school years.

Go To Prom, You Won’t Regret It

Crew Staff: Royalty Special

By SAVARONE AMMANN

What’s your biggest fear involving cruise ships?BM - Not finding someone to paint me naked.VG - I don’t fear the water.EN - The nude deck! Eep!KP -Falling in love with Leonardo Di-Caprio and getting gunned down by my jealous fiance.WC - Crash landing on a desert island with no hope of rescue.

What’s your favorite memory of a

past boating adventure?

BC - We went into an alligator swamp

once in Louisiana.JD - Shooting the Boy Scouts of

America swimsuit calendar 10-11 with

Justin Wagers, Dalton Herrin, and Billy

Reeves. KP - Accidentally tipping my grandpar-

ent’s rowboat and sending my entire

extended family into the lake.

BM - Swabbing the poop deck.

If you were a mermaid/man...what color/texture would your tail be?DR - I would have two tails that look exactly like legs. Naturally, they would be black and white zebra stripes.LS - Teal and ultra-shiny.JC - It would be sea blue / green of reflecting skin so I appear invisible.JD - If I were a merman I wouldn’t have a tail. I would have a fish head and body and my legs.

By MEGAN DEBRUYN AND PAIGE REISMAN

EntErtainmEnt8 royal BannErThursday, April 19, 2012

Chiptole Let’s imagine, for a moment, that

you are a high school student (it’s a stretch, but bear with me). Let’s also imagine that you are hun-gry.

When you start to cre-ate a list of possible eateries in your head, Chipotle will be one of the first places that comes to mind. There’s good reason that Chipotle tops the list of places to get a quick meal. Here are a few reasons to eat at Chipotle:

The burritos are awesome. Plain and simple, the burri-tos are really good. The chicken burrito is very tasty, espe-cially if you add some spicy salsa or guacamole.

Also, the prices are relatively cheap. If you are just get-ting a burrito, you will only have to bring in a $10 bill and you will leave with a burrito and some change. However, Chipotle did lose some of its luster when it stopped giving free drinks to students; so if you want a drink it starts to get a little pricey.

The location is great. The Chipotle we attended is lo-cated in the 29th Street Mall, so there is plenty to do after eating there.

Finally, the atmosphere in the restaurant is high qual-ity. If you go to the restaurant during prime eating hours, you will usually find a fun mix of high school and college students.

Look, if you want a place with good, healthy food that will fill you up, Chipotle is simply the place to go.

Walking down Pearl Street or The Hill and craving a burrito but don’t know where to go? Here is your guide to the best burritos in Boulder.

Chipotle, Illegal Pete’s, Qdoba, and Big City Burrito all have something unique to offer. Whether you are in the mood for creamy queso from Qdoba or spicy steak from

Chipotle, Boulder burrito restaurants have it all!!

Illegal Pete’s Burritos do a great job containing that delicious slop of meat, beans, and other goodies we

love so much. However, no burrito place other than Illegal Pete’s does a better job slapping together a scrumptious mix of high quality ingredients.

Anyone with an affinity for spicy foods knows that Pete’s house salsa/sauce is to die for. It’s got just the right amount of zip and it complements any burrito perfectly. Their pork green chile is a favorite of ours too, as it is a delicacy rarely seen at other chain burrito joints.

However, one of the main perks at Pete’s is that they mix the ingredients of your burrito with a big spoon, evenly distributing each ingredient to better suit your palate. You will never wind up getting one of those grossly mismatched bites of pure sour cream at Illegal Pete’s. But we figured it was unfair to be so biased without giving other mexican restaurants a chance to mix our burritos

up. So, we gave the others a shot to impress us.

First stop: Chipotle. Upon asking them to mix the guts of our burritos, we received a nasty glare and a poorly (and begrudgingly we might add) stirred bur-rito. At Qdoba, things took a turn from bad to ugly. The

woman slapping together our burritos ignored the mixing requests alto-gether.

Illegal Pete’s is not only the best burrito joint around because never have we once found a hair mixed in with the guac (can’t say the same for you, Qdobz), but because it has character. Unlike what you will find with many other chain restaurants, Pete’s is run by a unique and dedicated staff who know their regulars, and treat everyone who walks in like old friends.

Pete’s FTW.

By MEGAN DEBRUYN AND SAM ROCK

Burrito Wars

By MATT SPARKMAN AND CALEB PYKONNEN

HOROSCOPES w/ Artemis Wysteria

Hey kiddies! Just got back from my sabbatical camping out on top of Uluru. Good times.

Needless to say, I’ve had a REAL hankering to share my premonitions with y’all. I cooked up some piping hot horoscopes for you after I perfected the C# scale on my theramin—eat up, darlings!

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Delete your Pinterest or a stranger will no doubt be spilling some Yoplait on that Free People sun dress you pilfered last week.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) When you wake up this morning, take two showers instead of one. It will work wonders for your sinuses.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Be sure to practice your fart suppression this week in preparation for Prom. Your friends will be so impressed.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) If you really want to im-prove on your grades next year, you better make a hummus out of all your Beanie Babies. They have become WAY too big of a distraction.

Leo (July 23 - August 22) Eat a TON of green M&M’s. And rhubarb. Together. That is, unless you want your libido to be at 48% (kinda like your laptop last night!!!!).

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) FYI, the secret ingredient to everything bagels is also the cure for being a troglodyte homunculus. Eat an everything bagel with literally everything you eat and your height may improve, if even marginally.

Libra (September 23 - October 22) Resist the urge to steal your ex-girlfriend’s dog’s grandfather’s pop-tarts. Jk it’s fine.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You’re gon-na have to sit next to Hunter on the bus this week. You’d better prepare some conversation topics so it won’t be an awkward bus ride.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Send

your crush an elaborate message detailing your pas-sion for them using exclusively emoji icons, even if they don’t own an iOS device. They will know that the rectangle boxes are symbolic of your love. ;)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The best option for you to resolve the ongoing conflict with your stepmother at this point is to exclusively refer to her as “dingus.”

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) After this week you’re gonna be wondering why you haven’t ALWAYS carried a concealed firearm in the crotch of your Dockers!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Eli.

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Big City BurritoBig City Burrito is an authentic

burrito restaurant that is way underrated, especially compared to its competitors Chipo-tle, Qdoba, and Illegal Pete’s. This chain was founded in Colorado and the majority of its stores are still located here which makes this burrito place superior than all the others who are just typical burrito places dispersed throughout the country. Located at 2426 Arapahoe Avenue near 29th street, Big City Burrito is in the middle of a busy strip mall.

Two unique qualities about Big City Burrito are the wide variety of hot sauces from mild to extreme hot, and their famous potato burrito. The hot sauces are rated from 1 to 10+++ al- lowing for a cus-tomized selection for each customer (the 10+++ will burn your tongue and bring tears to your eyes.) The potato burrito outdoes any other burrito created at Chipotle or Qdoba. The burrito comes with a bundle of hot and chewy potatoes to accompany any other ingredients you include yourself.

Not only is the potato burrito to die for, Big City Burrito also includes an array of tor-tilla options to choose from including the traditional options of white and wheat as well as other options such as tomato chile, pesto, jalepeno and cheddar, and spinach.

Take a break from big chain restaurants and try a bite of authentic burrito cuisine at Big City Burrito. We recommend the potato burrito topped with any level of hot sauce and your choice of condiments. However, try any delicious item on their menu and you

Qdoba Home of the famous queso, Qdoba has by far the best burrito in Boulder. When you bite into a massive queso burrito your taste buds will explode. Queso is the ingredient that puts Qdoba above its competitors. The warm, melted cheese mixed with a variety of mild chiles creates the perfect smooth, creamy sauce that is essential to every burrito.

The ideal complement to a queso burrito is the variety of salsas available at Qdoba. The spiciest salsa is the fiery habanero. Next comes the salsa roja, which still offers an irresistible kick. A more mild kick comes from the salsa verde, which is made from green tomatillos. For those who cannot handle the salsas, Qdoba offers pico de gallo, which is a mix of tomatoes, onion, and cilantro.

The cilantro-lime rice is the perfect staple in any given burrito, whether pulled pork, grilled chicken, or shred-ded beef. Vegetarians will find Qdoba enjoyable as well with their signature vegetarian burrito that includes grilled vegetables and hand-smashed guacamole.

Qdoba also offers a “naked burrito” for those who may be allergic to tortillas or those who do not want the tor-tilla to get in the way of the delicious burrito ingredi-ents. The naked burrito is an outstanding option because you can still order your choice of meat, toppings, and of course queso, the bowl is just a healthier option and less filling.

While many of the in-gredients at Qdoba are almost identical to those of its competition, queso is the unique ingredient that cannot be found anywhere else and puts a Qdoba burrito ahead of any

By PAIGE LINDGREN & SAVARONE AMMANN By PIPER SALVATOR & CASON MCHOSE

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With a talented senior class leaving for college, many of Fairview’s top ath-letes will be lost. Some of these senior athletes have helped keep Fairview as a top competitor in the state in all athletic categories. As the seniors prepare to leave, it is time for the underclassmen to step up and fill their shoes. Sam Martin and Anders Hill are recognized as key players on next year’s varsity football team. Here is what they have to say about the past season and their future as upperclassmen:

Royal Banner: What was your favorite part of the past season?Sam Martin: My favorite part was Summit Camp and two-a-days and get-

ting so close with all the seniors.Anders Hill: My favorite part was the seven on seven tournaments and

Summit Camp because they were a lot of fun.

RB: What are your hopes for when you are an upperclassmen?SM: I would like to be a leader on the team and help the team win a state

championship.AH: I would definitely like to be a leader and get to know the underclass-

men and also win a state championship like Sam said.

RB: Who do you look up to the most?SM: I look up to Michael (McVenes) a lot and also Jack Madden because he

has been a great friend this whole year.AH: I look up Jack the most because I knew

him really well through summer baseball and all the trips we took and also Dakin (Platt) because I got to know him really well in the weight room. And also Ben (Meyer) and Sevrin (Remmo) because they are my best friends. (Sam agrees!)

RB: Any funny memories from the season?SM: Michael made fun of Holden for going to

Skrilloween.AH: There was this one time when we were

warming up for practice and these middle school girls were walking by and Micheal was like bark-ing at them and we started talking to them and it was funny.

RB: What will you contribute to the team in the future?SM: I will catch every pass that is thrown at me. AH: Throwing more balls to Sam and the other wide receivers and hopefully

good runs in the playoffs. Also punting!

Athletes of the Future By Alex Flynn and Kali Crossen

For being so young, fresh-man, Annika Lai and Sarah Kaufman have proven their skill throughout the girls bas-ketball season this year. For both Lai and Kaufman, being on Varsity this season taught them more than just how to become better at their sport. The season taught them sportsmanship and the value of team work. It was an ex-perience to remember, and one they will keep with them for the years to come. Lai is a significant athlete of the fu-ture due to her perseverance and dedication to her sport. Perhaps she will follow in

the footsteps of her mother, Amy Mathern, in her future. Mathern was a key contributor to CU’s 1993 Elite Eight team.

Royal Banner: What was your favorite part of the past season?

Annika Lai: I really enjoyed getting to play with all the upperclassmen on my team. They are strong role models and they all had such great senses of humor. It made the whole season very entertaining.

Sarah Kaufman: Beating Legacy, a high-ranked team, and having fun with my teammates. Also the second Boul-der game.

RB: What are your hopes for when you are an up-perclassmen?

AL: I am really excited to be an upperclassman because

I think that the next few years have so much potential and I hope to make it far into the playoffs. The skill level in the program will make my upcoming seasons very thrilling!

SK: As an upperclassman, I hope to be a leader and support the underclassmen as well as continue to develop my skills.

RB: Who do you look up to the most?AL: I am really thankful for all the juniors and seniors

that were on my team this past year. But especially Katie Kousman, who was one of my favorite people to watch, her intensity and perseverance was inspirational. But I look up to all the upperclassmen, they were all motivators.

SK: It’s hard to say, I really respect and look up to all of the upperclassmen this year. Each of them bring some-thing unique to the team.

RB: Any funny memories from the season?AL: The funniest thing I remember from the season

were the jokes Georgina Ryder and Julia D’Amico made. They are two of the funniest people I’ve ever met in my en-tire life, they brought so many laughs to the team it made the whole season that much better.

SK: Team dinners and bonding activities were always re-ally fun.

RB: What will you contribute to the team in the future?

AL: I have to admit that it is hard to be the young-est person on the team, but I really think that being the youngest is what gave me the will to work harder. I hope that in upcoming years I will be able to contribute more to the stats and points of the team.

SK: As one of the tri-point guards on the team, I look to distribute the ball to others on the court and play tough defense. I look to continue this over the next few years.

Future Football Stars

Future Girls Basketball Stars

Future Girls Basket-ball star Sarah Kaufman dribbles down the court this season.

Future football star Sam Martin lines up at wide reciver.

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Rocky DeSantis(Baseball)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Olivia Fear(Girls Soccer)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Will Kinnard(Boys Lacrosse)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Katie Kuosman(Girls Tennis)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Emma Lazaroff(Girls Lacrosse)

Photo (SPARKMAN).

Emma Sanchez(Track and Field)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Rich Sanchez (Track and Field)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

Jordan Sunset(Girls Golf)

Photo (DEBRUYN).

26 dollars and my membership to curves

Pictures of Sam Martin

3 dollars, my license, and an assortment of gift cards

Money, student ID, gift cards, library card, driver’s permit

Social security card, passport, floss, 900 dollars cash, 54 gift cards, altoids, tic-tacs, trident layers, wallet photos of Sevi, Ben, Sam, Ben again, and a spare wallet just in case the first one gets stolen

Aspen Leaf Punch card and cash for food

A fat wad of ones Money and gift cards

Find the time to tell my dog she’s adopted :(

Spend the entire summer on a romantic getaway with Sam and Tim.

Create a gigantic slip and slide

Visit Australia Win the Hunger Games

Go to Water World for the First Time

Road trip to Cali Go to Australia

I feel that everyone should get forearm tattoos but I’d have to go with a lower back tattoo that says “Bless the mess”

Sam Martin’s face on my bicep and Tim Ryan’s face on the other

John 15 :13 on my inner forearm

The word “Te-nacity” on the underside of my wrist

Rockem Sockem robots on each butt cheek

Track Wings on the top of my foot

Tribal warpaint on my face

Small sunset on the back of my left shoulder

Above average, but there’s always room for growth ;)

Only look good on Tim Ryan

A true man’s swimsuit

Good on mod-els...bad on old men.

Good only on Ben Meyer

Disgustingly horrid Stylish and efficient

For Europeans

Mr. Boland Tim Ryan My lovely girlfriend goes to Boulder, but my dream date from FAIRVIEW would have to be Alex Waters

Bradley Cooper Ben Meyer.......’s little brother

That’s a secret :) Anyonefascinating

Channing Tatum

The Pop-Culture Grid

Photos (WIKIMEDIA COMMONS).

THE QUESTIONS1. What’s in your wallet?2. What is one “to do” on your summer bucket list? 3. If you had to get a tattoo, WHAT and WHERE would it be? 4. Speedos are...5. Who would your Fairview dream prom date be?

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