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The Music Department of Northeast State Community College presents the “Music for Haiti” concert on April 27 at the Wellmont Regional Center for the Performing Arts Theater on the

College’s main campus in Blountville.Headlining the show are regional favorites Lightnin’ Charlie and the Upsetters. Also performing

are The Diamonds Jazz group and students from the Northeast State Music Department.!"#$%&'%#()$*#'#+),$)"#$-&.#$/&($-01)1$(#21#/$#//&()3$!"#$4&22#5#$%&220*&(0)1&'$61)"$)"#$-&.#$

for Haiti relief organization seeks to aid orphans and elderly Haitian resident get access to food and medical resources they so desperately need. The concert admission is free but donations are

welcomed to help turn hurt and hunger into hope.Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Attendees are encouraged to donate canned food, toiletries, cleaning

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