are you a powerpoint offender?
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Are you a PowerPoint offender? Do you abuse your audiences? You need to get help. Now.TRANSCRIPT
ARE YOU A POWERPOINT
?OFFENDER
AUDIENCES WITH SLIDES
LIKE THIS
DO YOUABUSE
?
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT REALLY
MAYBE YOU CAN BE HELPED.
EVIL,JUST
A LITTLEIGNORANT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS SLIDE?HINT: WHAT WILL THE AUDIENCE DO WHEN THEY SEE THIS SLIDE?
□ APPLAUD?
□ SQUINT?
□ CHECK EMAIL/TEXTS/ FACEBOOK?
□ BEGIN TO DISLIKE YOU?
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
WHAT WILL THE AUDIENCE DO?
□ CARE?
□ IGNORE YOU AND READ THE SLIDE?
□ GROAN?
□ NAP?
WHAT WILL THE AUDIENCE DO?
□ BUY YOUR PRODUCT?
□ WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD THE COURTESY TO MAKE THIS LEGIBLE?
□ SQUINT?
□ FEEL ACTUAL PAIN?
AND THIS ONE?
IT’S ABOUT YOUR
AUDIENCE,NOT
YOU.
MAYBEYOU SHOULD
GETHELP!
IF YOU DON’T GET THIS,
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T GET HE
LP!
NOTICEThe example slides in this presentation are real. They were easily found (with dozens of comparable slides) on the first two pages of a Google search with “filetype=ppt” as the only criterion.
