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ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD CLUB SEASON NEWS 2017-18 ISSUE NO. 18 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 1st.DECEMBER,2017 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR FOR ALL YOUR BOWLING NEEDS BREEN DRIVE,BRIGHTON EAST (OFF DENDY STREET) TEL: 8520-9600 Website: www.restingtoucheronline.com.au For more information on this Sponsor, click on the above website. For any other Sponsor, go to Club website home page & click on Sponsor's name, or go to Team App/Sponsors. IN THIS WEEKS EDITION SOCIAL NEWS CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS ALMONER'S REPORT NEW DUTY RINKS BIRTHDAYS SPONSORS CLUB FUNCTIONS GUEST DAY VACC DAY JOKES OF THE WEEK WEISLER-KLOOGER DAY CARTOONS OF THE WEEK SOCIAL NEWS PLEASE FORWARD ANY SOCIAL NEWS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FELLOW CLUB MEMBERS BY SENDING IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS. [email protected] CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS Please note that other than for Tuesday and Saturday Pennant matches all other practice including Thursday morning will be on adjusted 7 rink area and not the normal 8 rinks. The greenkeeper will adjust the pegs etc. ALMONER'S REPORT(Cedric Gould) Pam Morley is in Hopetoun Rehab. Recovering from a hip operation. Harry Pose is home and about after a stay in hospital with a twisted bowl. I shall be overseas in December , so if necessary contact Bernie during this time.. If you know of a member who is unwell or in hospital please contact me on 950 98930. DUTY RINKS. DUTY RINKS THIS SATURDAY PRE GAME- Wolfe Groch & Terry Finnegan POST GAME- Arnold Nadelman

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ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD

CLUB SEASON

NEWS 2017-18

ISSUE NO. 18 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 1st.DECEMBER,2017 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR

FOR ALL YOUR BOWLING NEEDS

BREEN DRIVE,BRIGHTON EAST (OFF DENDY STREET)

TEL: 8520-9600 Website: www.restingtoucheronline.com.au

For more information on this Sponsor, click on the above website.  For any other Sponsor, go to Clubwebsite home page & click on Sponsor's name, or go to Team App/Sponsors.

IN THIS WEEKS EDITION

SOCIAL NEWS

CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS

ALMONER'S REPORT

NEW DUTY RINKS

BIRTHDAYS

SPONSORS

CLUB FUNCTIONS

GUEST DAY

VACC DAY

JOKES OF THE WEEK

WEISLER-KLOOGER DAY

CARTOONS OF THE WEEK

SOCIAL NEWSPLEASE FORWARD ANY SOCIAL NEWS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FELLOW

CLUB MEMBERS BY SENDING IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS. [email protected]

CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS

Please note that other than for Tuesday and Saturday Pennant matches all otherpractice including Thursday morning will be on adjusted 7 rink area and not the normal8 rinks. The greenkeeper will adjust the pegs etc.

ALMONER'S REPORT(Cedric Gould)

Pam Morley is in Hopetoun Rehab. Recovering from a hip operation.

Harry Pose is home and about after a stay in hospital with a twisted bowl.

I shall be overseas in December , so if necessary contact Bernie during this time..

If you know of a member who is unwell or in hospital please contact me on 950 98930.

DUTY RINKS.

DUTY RINKS THIS SATURDAY

PRE GAME- Wolfe Groch & Terry Finnegan

POST GAME- Arnold Nadelman

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BIRTHDAYS.Happy birthday to the following members

DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS

Michael Shapiro 6

Justin Barnett 8

Abe Grauman 8

Stan Goldman 9

Wolfe Groch 11

Harold Goldberg 12

Nathan Kamien 12

David Winstone 12

Les Newman 15

Raelea Sharpe 16

Antony Klooger 18

Dael Lewis 21

Ilan Ben-David 22

Emmery Bihary 24

Janet Krapes 25

Vic Samuel 25

Jacqueline Herman 28

Alan Yudelman 28

Lloyd Woods 30

If your birthday is in DECEMBER and is not included in the above list and you wish to be included please contact me

at my email address. [email protected]

SPONSORS

Our valued Sponsors are a very important part of our Club community with Sponsors contributing about 10% of our

annual revenue. Can we ask that you please be aware of who our Sponsors are, by checking in the Fixture Book or on

our website and on the board in the Clubroom. Whenever possible, please support them and make it known to them

that you are a member of the Armadale Bowls Club.

Also, if you have an idea or suggestion as to who could be approached as a possible Sponsor, please advise Jack Cooper,

Robyne Schwarz or Rob Millingen, who will follow up the lead. We all have wide circles of contacts

who could provide a source of new Sponsors

In the coming months, a member of the sponsorship committee may contact you personally to ask if you can assist by

providing the name of a company or service provider who might be a potential sponsor. Your assistance will be

greatly appreciated and benefit your Club.

Here is a full list of current sponsors for season 2017-18.

ADM Motors Melbourne Body Corporate Management, St Kilda

Ampvolt Electrical Jax Tyres Caulfield South Service Experts

Antler Luggage Malvern Travel & Cruise Simon Carpets

AR Foodservice Marshall White & Co Snap Printing Caulfield South

Astoria Honda Michael Klooger & Family SpecSavers Brighton

AVi Technology Mothers Instinct Café & Catering Stevie B Disc Jockey

Barton Glass Mr Brightside Cafe Sutton Partners Accountants

Bendigo Bank Caulfield Park Nelson Pharmacy The Hospitality Man

Café D’Lish Personal Training for Active Living The Market House 105

Carniche Accident Repair Centre Regis Aged Care The Kitchen Company

Dr Damon Lits, Dentist Resting Toucher Tommy Ruff Fish Bar

Feet 4 Life Rocksalt Restaurant Tom Weisler & Family

Gary Peer Rosenbloom Automotive Turquoise Eatery

Handled With Care Ross Smith Physiotherapy Universal Toner & Inkjet

Hexagon Home Maintenance Scotchline Signs VACC

Marilyn & Keith Faiman

CLUB FUNCTIONS.

CLUB TRIVA NIGHT FUNCTIONCOME AND BE PART OF THE ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB TRIVIA NIGHT ON SUNDAY NIGHT DECEMBER 3rd. FROM 7.30 PM TO 10.30 PM.TEST YOUR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE AGAINST OUR PROFESSIONAL QUIZ MASTER.SUPPER WILL BE PROVIDED FOR ONLY $20 PER HEAD.PRIZES FOR THE WINNING TABLE.

PUT YOUR NAMES DOWN ON THE FORM IN THE SHED.

QUEEN OF THE DESERT THEATRE NIGHT SPECIALDON’T MISS THE GREAT MUSICAL PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT TO BE HELD AT THE REGENT THEATRE.

GREAT “A RESERVE” TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR TUESDAY MARCH 6th. 2018 OR TUESDAY MARCH 20TH 2018BOTH SESSIONS AT 7.00 PM.

THE PRICE IS ONLY $65 PER HEAD

BOOK AND PAY THROUGH NANCY WICKS ON 0430-101-099

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GUEST DAY.

VACC DAY.

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JOKES OF THE WEEKShort and Funny Marriage Jokes

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of

the house.

What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.

Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it.

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”

His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?

A trip to Thailand?

Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary?

Then I pick you up again. 

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WEISLER- KLOOGER DAY 2018

CARTOONS OF THE WEEK.