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Script

The Pugnacious Teapot.

INT. TEA ROOM

A chubby looking Teapot is situated in the centre of a table, in a large,bustling tea room, where the clatter of cutlery and tea sets can be heard with amurmur of background chit chat.

BANG. The Teapot starts to look around with sharp edgy movements.

Teapot freezes.

CAMERA PANS UP to show a tall, sleek Coffee pot sitting along the table from

Teapot. The Teapot looks the mysterious newcomer up and down.Teapot becomes intimidated by the Coffee Pots size, wrinkling his nose and edgingcloser to this intruder. He mutters at the Coffee Pot. As the Teapot moves theclatter of his lid can be heard

The Coffee Pot looks around to see what the noise is and after looking slowlyside to side, eventually looks down and jumps back a little to show his surprise

The Coffee Pot makes a noise to imply he asked pardon

Taking this as an insult the Teapot becomes riled cheeks puff out and hisattitude, movement become increasingly pugnacious. With chest out and spout inthe air

The Teapot replies, grunting

Coffee Pot replies as politely as he can, bending the top half of him down to

talk to the TeapotThe Teapot fuelled by his insecurity begins to take the mick out of the CoffeePot and mimics his speech Teapots spout in the air moving side to side

After several impolite mutterings, the Teapot continues to take the mick andraises his speech and himself to annoy, intimidate the Coffee Pot

CLATTER. The Coffee Pot stops replying and turns to the side in the hope ofavoiding more confrontation, CLOSE UP. His once pouted spout has dropped and ishunched slightly over

CAMERA ROTATES ROUND. The Teapot runs round the front of the Coffee Pot andstarts to give it all that tea spitting everywhere, edgy movements, spoutout, muttering

As the Teapot edges the Coffee Pot to the end of the table theres a slight pause

where the Coffee Pot turns his head/lid in a different directionThe Teapot halts in his tracks and looks wary

SILENCE. A pair of hands grabs the Teapot

MUTTERING. CLOSE UP. The Coffee Pot looks on in curiosity to what is happening tothe teapot

CLATTER. CLOSE UP. The Teapot is plonked back on the table in a less thanflattering tea cosy number- the tea cosy is incredibly feminine with the oddribbon and a massive bobble on top

The Teapot drops his spout in embarrassment and retreats, letting off a littlesteam!

LAUGHTER can be heard off screen from the Coffee Pot

END.CREDITS