issued Twice Weekly 6) the Students' Publicatidne Board of The University of British Columbia .

VANCOUVER, B. C., JANUARY 3$, 1930

EOOIdD, third lad t

Fearsent

s ofat least seaaad s r lauding

a genuine interest . indd the'''nbjddt il lbe eligible for membership in thenewly+ Ithsd tbteriiationat' RelationsClub, it sr d

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uli i~Ifttlllar clubs Corm -rr.S

of the Carnegiee'nh for tttteru tIonsl Peace

wl wh u by ' the Executive ,cad pi~linted fdr ratification at a n

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to international relations ps. Definite

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ear or higher wh ove , oral tufest in the

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be an who whirr'to' "meeyv ►, ,Ire rags issue to make ap e

Catian t'Or memoriam, in writinaithe $ebretary, dames, A. Gibson, ti

and conecc related

)fill) chief of~}re ip the formationof. • flu Atliaoc aition, namely,the as q~~44 thou of a nominal role

d the eletien 'oil' ddtoeh, were est .Mt- at a meeting of the C.O.T.C. in0, Sc . 100 on Friday noon .The realuldita iitrbinient of 30,

Witch must be forwarded to the D .O .C . at Victoria with-the tripiication forpermission to organize an Association ,*as obtained and has since been in -creased to 45 . Iu anticipation of ac •ceptance of the application, whic hwill be announced in the Canada Gaz-ette, Sgt. Dalton and Q .M.S . Southeywere appointed Captain and Secret-ary, respectively, to act in cooperationWith a committee poneietleg of Sgt.Groves and Sat. Cumming .

Since the Beatty Street Armourleqare not av ilehle qn Tuesday even-ings, and the • existing conditions a t415 Cordo a litreet are -inadequaterind unsatisfactory, it was decidedthat future rifle practices will be hel dat the range of the Vancouver Regi-ment, near the Y .M .C .A. on Duns-ipuir street. Inforpn do regardi nnl►ooting o denttary_ W rl► 11 be poste

the no ce boxed. hiioons bearfaige re>bimeutal crest will be awarde dthe high man every night a shoothad. Every member will have a

thence to win one et these spoons,r the beet shots will receive a han.OW'

rm IN 1t p*m

VISiTI ea AIACRAMT WORKS

!bout fatty members of the Engle -Wing Institute of Canada visited th eRoeitat Aircraft of Caintede on Wed -*eeday, demrr >1>1.

The party wee diyM4 d is Ilyoµps ,each of which was cP4eueted over th efactory tit one of the company's men.The various processes of construt}ctio nwere viewed with great intet'eet andthe numerous questions by the stud -ents brought forth man y brought is

tp now employ e120 open and has at present on orderfour

Iends and avttwit ' ' J$tOS

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App ed Selena. 'ha tteshrr f~ thmee g Is Pt. P. ht $tier, of the II. iFor

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SONS TO MOT ROSH

IN INTERCLASS DEBATE

0B0 ViD tha pep of the 20th (*tut are interior to the wit .

Mail thrashed out bet«1e prob.

leift tqq b

n themen of Arts '3$ and Arts '3 ih Arts100, at 1 1$ on Tueed* noon .

Archie Molt and Milt Owe n of theFreshman year are upIolldi g thenode

F„omen, while q, tenner

and F. Jrikewl of the Sophomore

re''ire eft oe ng the grra~nd 6ethers.

an halt been appointed by th eDeb ini limn to manage the wholeschedule Of Interolasa debates, andrepute that this is the first of a se -rtes to be run off in the near futureb weertteams from each of the ouryeftre of Arts and one each from thefealties of Science and Agriculture .The fire: three winners will hold aneliminaton con , st, ecIdf g tha fin •

list and the first three topers wil lfollow the nkine plate.

The two teams e . rging from thisdagble knockout ill meet In thefinals.

The judges will be chosen in th enear future for the Series.

AttammstAmweawamMaOiatoMmMemshae

Senior 'A' Men•

"o Meet Grad

s In i.s t Tilt

FTER a twelve•day rest, during

AWhich the ,squad has nefitedby the 'tutoring of "Doti" Moat•

gomery, Varsity's rebuilt senior "A "aggregation will commence its finaldash for a play-off berth when i ttangles with Ex•Varslty tonight at V .A.C. The student squad has been go-ing well in practice and is favoredto take the Grads into camp, *eac hally after their sparkling victory or-er the Crusaders. Several new fece swill be present on the allegiance line-up, notable among which are TedDarbo, r, aq immigrant from Victoria ,aid rb McDonald, an Intermediatewho has shown up well in Practice .

A more crucial game Is on tap fo rThursday at the University Gym whe nthe Student s will attempt to lowerthe colors df the fast stepping Prov eittee sg s4 The N(tv~ts#fir! V. Veil Nh •trenched lb- s cond elate tad' i • thecollege boys can emerge from thetrap on top it Would be a big boostfor their play-off ambitions . LynnePickier, the league secretary, hasproposed to have an orchestra onhand and a real peppy dance is guar-anteed. In addition the boxing an dfencing clubs have offered to enter -tale the epectatore thus rounding ou tan excellent evening's entertainment .

Because of the agreement with th eleague It is necessary that a largecrowd be on hand if Varsity is to hav ehome games in the future and everystudent is urged to attend .

POETRY PRIZE OFFEND

The estate of the late Mrs . Isabe l& dodo Mackay has offered theUniversity an annual prize of twentyfive dollars for the best original poemsubmitted by a student of the Univer-sity.

Sub yet to the approval of Facult yand halite, the prise will be availablethis session ,

Coming Eventa

TODAY, JANUARY 28Intl r.CMaae Detwtte Arts 'ad vs.

Arts '32t Arts ski, noon.Basketball, denier A men vale

tx-Varsity. V. A. C. Gym . ,a p.m.

WiMN flt►nAY, ',moony 20—Arte 12 Oraitoriai Contest ,

r1 1't1 00.3 p.m .THU .11$DAY, JANUARY 30--

Na ilatba$I, Senior A Men ve.f~retirees. U. O. C. Gym.,d p.m .

94101otball Donee, U .' IL C.Gym.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 31le ► Ciao Party, Oak Room,00I

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Broker on Saturday night. Arts '81ono '88 in conjunction with A.M.U.B.arranged the entertainment which in .eluded boxing, fencing And Jiu ,Titan .

Master of ceremonies, Doug. Poll.eta introduced Prof, Day and , Prof .Walker who started the all rollingwith a few choice anecdotes. Prot,Walker illustrated "the art of-truthtelling" with choice lion hunting sto.rtes.

Varsity's two most popular meat ,towit; Napier and Professor hake mat.ohed their skill in the gentlemanl yart of fencing, as done by those wh ohave never seen it.

The U. B. C. Fencing Champion •ship was decided after a close battlebetween Irvine Keenleyside and John .nie Coltman. Bath combatants die •played first class fencing, but Keen .Feyeide's superior skill triumphedWith = the score 10.8.

staging an exhibition 'Of Mattmembers of the Taiiku Club of an•pcµ, , were introduced, by Yasudeof Ar s '81, • The wrest err. were, a;ki

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agilitythorough knowledge gJiu• i su drewthe applause e of theolrowd

In the boxing events si 'rank Hal loutclassed Gordan W hi a threeround bout, after which` Charlie Wood ,bury and Hall s Sider ands o ffirst rate sparring. Although Wardhad recved a trouncing at the miteof Hall, he shorted his sportsmanshi pby boxin one of the Japanese boyswho maintained the offensive withJiu•Jitsu tactics . The match lasted fif-ty seconds,

In the intermission before provende rwas distributed . Professor F a k e ,known to hie classmates as Palmer,priest of the black art, caused a varie dassortment of linen and hardware tovanish nn reappear. believethey have discovered

alenWhere exam

marks go,The customary menu of cheese ,

crackers and aeple elder administere dIn copious quantities completed theevening's entertainment .

Crashers of Nigh Jinx

Say "Never Again "

"Never again! " says Bill Solders ,referring, of course, to crashing HI -dinx. Frank Snoweell, his co-crasher,Is going to try again next year (may-be) . Hordes of Amazons with blood-curdling shrieks fell upon these two*hen they were discovered to be ac-tually inside the gymnasium at Hi -Jinx on Friday night . Let them tol ltheir own story :

"We arrived late, and so every onestored at us when we came in . I(Frank) had a smock on and a skirtwhich was secured with two safet ypigs which weren't so secure. tormitts reason or other those Wome nsaw that I was a take and Opt thingI knew I was surrounded py hundtedsof them, ell yelling. They fought ,kicked, and hit me . I was helpless, be-cause of those two safety Dine an dthe negative quality of my trousers .Well, they grabbed scissors and outoff . my beautiful widow's peak, an dhere I am the leading-man in theMuei al Society's Grand Opera . If it'I han had more safety pins . . . . Theyfinally kinked me but . "

Almost as soon as Frank was dis-posed of, hysterical shrieks announc-ed another Interloper—Bill. Bill putup quite a light. "I quite forgot theywere women," be remarked, "and 1just got down on the floor and grabbedlegs as herd as I could ." But one the .olog against a crowd of angry wome nhas no chance, and although Bill di dnot receive the latest hair-cut, owin gto the lnterfatenee of seine tender-hearted damsel ha was popspl0telyreats and ousted, Both men beW i ttheir' twenty**, c

an ; and io is

elating, "It oesn t ay to situ a wo-rdad'e bluff,' meaning 'Hi-Jiffx Is notall It's crashed up to be,"

LA

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RRiViNG too late to etas at th ePep meeting Monday nobnbars of the U. of Washin

t niem-on

Mee Club performed before a r al laudience of students is the Audi oil •urn on Monday, January 117 . . PO1g e dby a breakdown of their has, the ling-ers did not arrive until after the meet •Ing was dismissed, but nevertpeilesspresented a fed sit males from theevening's program.

The first presentation of the clu bwas a quartettw which gave three to .oat numbers, Profess r C . W. w•ranee, the #rector, then introduceddthe entire club will* entertainedaudience by its rendering of o wdown to Walt' ington." a typical us•slay oowt, sod Ii eon medle of tei.own 000 ltlop. Al

aq"encore, the

inch teak* *using Russian rodscalled, "The Flea .'►

Although dep> lved of hearing theW pingtoa ,si . s s assn w o at•,thudded

a

,~ • tin g were ver yIna 1), en e i by'the fidia belnenwith their stage ' and cheers . Mr,Haydn Williams lased "A Dream "and "The Last i tw oir1ldmmer" on

aimmonaplemiliwolnitiatte6mmalmOlOoPe1 i . OTti,of tun- no m p1" Thus'the

annual bi jinx had base' dutysdvertired is every corner .o f

the Varsity . Yet year by ' . year, in *eof dire ' threats,, abnselenoelCss ybrtttb ebrads the portals and porter of ht•inx, only to be oostd by an army o f

tr, npfarmed ca set. $wa oIra nod entrance this 'y'

a the r a'

member their painful expe?Ienoes . Thetreat was held last Friday in theGym .

Dean BOW,. Mies Haney, and MilGray acted es patronesses and judgedthe ahistumes. The fin i decisionsware : the most original, Marion hill .ley,, as the Home 1800nomica Bride.resplepndent With anions and die -mop ;the funniest, arian Macdonald, asRowena, Who Caused much laughterby the losing of part of her costaine.The best couple was closely capterted,the school-boys with satchels and lisp(Margaret Muirhead and Maude Hut -son) winning the draw from timbal eMcArther and Pat Harvey as the Ath-letes. Kay Hebb gained a special priz efor best suiting her costume, which ,no one take amiss, WAS that of a Hul agirl . Muriel Fujihaea got honorabl emention for her very pretty costume ,the Queen of Hearts . In the grandParade, college boys and gypsie sseemed to predominate .

Punch way served at one end o fthe gymn. and an orchestra played a tthe other. The Freeh}pa proved the yhad well assimilated the dancing clas-ses, and some Seniors disturbed mat-ters by playing aradk-thb-whip.

Ethel Macdonald gave a very grace-ful Indian damn, and each year, es-peclally '82, added merriment to th eprogram by their skits. Ali retired at10 p .m .

Last K Set

F4 rite-ups

There are still more than 80seniors for whom Annual write -ups have not bait realved.These biographies MUST b ehanded in at the 'aTotset" offoeby tomorrow (Wednesday) . Itthere are any seniors whosenames fare posted and who donot Intend to graduate either I nthe Spring or Fall of this year ,will they notify the Annual !kil-ter as soon as possible .

The persona who wrote thewrite-ups of Churls Campbel land Verna Stinson are aaWd toSall at the Annual arse at neater during the afternoon to•dav(Tuesday) ,

There are also • umber of

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the d~iiai teiisiil rWill • be rtt aThis will ' be lfm

to six or 'etPiAYerl; each f

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no &members

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thrown tipep,the Competition lb a

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A proxy voted iNtatty; Whether br .hat. .,Union ~a1embers Rig* .$aaffixation sit ,op n cc

thetgan ncemefiteriiit di a ateeafternoon at the regular Union ming .

It wan announced that the last Al-bertq debate had been financially sue-caste in so far as receipts weresixty dollars and expenses onlytwenty-six dollars . Council pail t1latravelling expenses of the team .

The Varsity Oratorical Contest wil lbe held on or abou', the first ofMarch, according to plans of the ex-ecutive . Speeches may be on any sub-ject and *111 not exceed ten minutesin length. All intending to take pdttin the contest must apply to Mr,Harry Freeman immedia 1 .

Regarding the comi

ontreal dbate, it was sugg steel that le

deeone advrtising bmnlittd set " 'work Immediately and that es bete$,a Pep meeting be held. This debate,on the subject, ''Ra lved that,

ehouse dal oils the emergence e Of t.man frthe 'hone," will be hold dFebryary 7 at the Women! Bt dii752 TA lo'a Street. tlbNlrlle ergei1and t d g e, for Var'elty wi~1 ag11'port the Hal

A. MS LEQTWRES ART

ON !MN AAT

" h. Itaallai{n Painters" formed . tliesubject of lecture, illustrated by lashern slides, given by Mr. Robert Brooks.to the Art Club oft January 28.

Mr. Brooks disguised the programof Italian Art during the Renaissan .period, showing a marked advance rthe knowledge of be baman anaton`Or,in perspective and In the stet of oat-position.

Among the slides were some exalt-lent reproduetieus of the wor kpimabue, Bo ttcellb LLanard oViol. Raphael add Mishear Anse

f

saipton "C" tea Itswantpu4

Alin) 'tee Players byasps c1 I+ M Ikea Mlp BobThursday . Varsity won seven mldoubles,, three men's double', an d

es hat its 11 ealdu

Sa lplace in the near future,

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EDITOII IN-CWES—aodertok A. PilkingtonEditorial Staff

Senior Editors—Phyllis Freeman and Jean Woodwortht:wolate Editors :

rbat~a AMY, ousla prantham, Saar BrownAssistant ditorsLM . 0. Fr.p e ' No M s

liemMargaret Creetma u

Sport Editor : M. F,

.xgolar

p ixoha e Ed r;: Marjorie McKa yflepertxrlsl Staff

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Advtirttsing Manger : 4rliteirealgerl

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sou ?ton Manger : J, Tarimunest volition W. P. Lawson

id teriefoeths-isle*oleo R. A. Pilkingtoe A~AuWottte t

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Tb a Lover of Omar Ahayya m

vain to hope to trace once more the trai lOf foam-flecked green stretohed far behind the sternOf this lone ship, swept on before the gal eThat roars resistlessly ; and none discernsThe dim far shore of Being whence we came(Jr any island haven 'mid the wasteOf dark gray waves, where driven snow and rainDrop down into their self-oblivious place .But surely o'er the sky's inverted bow lAnd in the wind that blows us o'er the se aTheir reigns the power and purpose of the Whole ,The Love for each that evermore shall be ;And old Khayy am knew but this cloud-wrapped daw nOf still-increasing life where love lives on .

---R.R. B- in the " Varsity ."

44444440#44#

Correspondence

444444444Editor, "Ubyssey," !Dear Sir :' The editorial appearing in th e"Ubyesey" of January 21, under th ecaption "Debunking Debates" is bot htimely and to the point . But it setsforth a number of ideas which it is notfair, in the interests of debating inthis University, to let pass umbel -lemma

Truly enough, the purpose of a de-bate may be entertainment. But not"all modern students" is you suggest ,are Inlet to nouns with orations o a'world *Moe' and 'dIsar iaineat'. 'These two ideas are ones of pars-mount importance in world thought to•ay, It our University, as we sincere.

hops, is Mining some of its st nf

.Lots along broad•mindbd channels,these subjects cannot fail to interest ,and interest vitally and noticeably, anincreasing body of students .

Further Debating Union — anxiousto be well advised when to its Mean-

doing a great deal to improveits presentations . It should be rime*bored that in the majority of debateswith outside universities, DebatingUnion Is not at liberty to choose itsowe subject. It must agree to a setresolution, or suggest only very minormodifications, It is to its credit, there.tome, that it does accept a subjectwhich it believes to be of genuine Pub.lie interest, and which it debates w it hcreditable allowing ,

Quite apart from this point, how-ever, if the students of this Unevensky wish to be "guaranteed areal en-tertainment" the opportunity Is athand. The debate against Universit yof Montreal on February 7 on the sub.Met "Resolved that this houee de,plorea the emergence of women fromthe home" should prove of visible In.Wrest both to men and to women .

Yours truly,JAMES A . GIBSON .

Class and Club Notes

B. C. Academy of SciencesThe regular meeting of the B. C.

Academy of Sciences will be held inthe Physics Lecture Room, Scienc e900, Science Building, at 8 :15 p.m . ,on Wednesday, January :On

0 .J. F. Walker, B.Sc., (rit

198Col .) ,

Ph.D. (Princeton), Geologist for B.C.of the geological Survey, trill speakon "The Rooky Mountain Trench . "

D. 0, P. Duff, M.A. (Toronto), ofthe Department of Bacteriology, Uni-versity of B.C., will give a talk on"Single Cell Bacterial Cultures. "

The addresses will each occupy ap-proximately twenty minutes and am-ple time for discussion will therefor ebe provided .

All university students who are in-terested are invited to attend .

Men's Gym Club ,A number of students who signifie d

their intention of becoming member shave not yet paid the fee of $1 .00 . Inorder that the services of an instruc-tor may be secured immediately, th eExecutive again requests that all fee sbe paid as soon as possible . The fol-lowing are authorized to receive tees :Gordon Stead ('32), Leo S . Gansne r('31), James Gibson ('31) .

Physics ClubThere will be a meeting of the

Physics Club on Wednesday, January29, at 3.00 p .m., in Room Science 200 .

Or, Hebb will speak on "Physics o fThirty Years Ago " , and Mr . Andersonwill speak on "The Arc Spectrum o fNitrogen."

All those Interested in Physics aremost cordially invited to attend .

La Gonad JenneIt has been decided to admit to

the Society a few members of th efirst and second years who are ex-ceptionally good in French, especiallyin conversation . Any such studentswho desire to join La Canadienne ar erequested to submit their applicationsto Mary Herbison, secretary, by Wed-nesday, January 29.

International Relation sClub

Students desiring to become mem-bers of the Club, are requested tomake application, in writing, to theSecretary, James A . Gibson, at thei rearly convenience . Membership i sopen to registered students of the seaoud, third and fourth years who hav eat least second-class standing .

C. O. T. C.Brig. Oen . J . A. Clark, C. B., C .M,G. ,

D .Q .O., M .P, will give a lecture t othe corps on Friday, January 31, I nAp. Sc. '100, from 12 .16 p.m. to 12.5 6p.m .

Big Block ClubA meeting of the ' Big Sleek Clu b

will be held at noon on Wednesday ,January 29, in Arts 108,

The election of a new Vice-presi-dent to all . the position previousl yheld by Oliver Cammossi will be nec-essary, Besides the election, som every important future undertaking sof the OQleb' will be discussed.

All Big Nook men ate requested t obe present,

Social Science ClubAn animated discussion of Fascism

and all its phases took plus at ameeting of the Social Science Clubheld at the home of Mr, A. Manson ,Western Parkway, The speaker, Ma-jor Scudamore, a jovial and muc htravelled man, was sympathetic to-ward Mussolini and his government ,H. described the transition from anItaly, poor, broken and disunited in1919 into the prosperous and power-tut country ot today. Passionate pa-triotism and honesty have replacedshiftlessness and corruption. Since anumber of the members prefteft dinagreed with the statement that Fas-cism is permanent, lively discussionfollowed the address.

-

Swimming ClubAny person who has not turned i n

tickets to , the Intercollegiate Swim-ming Gala is requested to turn thenin to any member of the executive.

i .osrA Polyphase Duelex slide rule . Find-

er please tee G. A. Dirom or leave a tBook Store .

WANTED--Ono or more copies o flast year'* Totem ('0Y), IL D . Bischoff ,

LOSTmOamm4 Phi Beta Sorority Pinbelonging to Rene Harris, January 28on Campus .

WANTRDmOopy of 100 "Totem."Apply Publications Some.

Say, Bill, does that nose of yoursrun in the family?

Bill--No, just In the winter?" Ex,e e e

Eileen--Would you kiss me even i fI told you not to?

Fred-~-I sure would .Eileen -- Oh, goody! Then I can

mind mama.--Ex .e e •

A Detroit specialist says that th eaverage college professor is 16 percent. more brainy than the averageco-ed .

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the

ibli l system the Inadequacy of the preparation itp eLel ' #id+ , , and is being rectified by its extension overanother year. heet1`Set of ,this Will not be felt, in the TJniversitY ,however, for another four years, and anyway it does not explainthe it hd ino oe in the number of B .A.C,'s each year.,

: . That the i, is too great a

between high school and col.lase Is unquestionably true, he newly arrived Freshman find san entirely near system followed

at the Universitr . Instead ofthe accustomed spoon eed ng, a system by which the te a

nit~prnately prodsand

leads, he is confronted with Itn entirelynevi one. in University the aspects of a subject dealt with the

lecturetroom are Supposed to be more or less peripheral to wha tthe student studies on his own. That a great number fail to per-oelve this difference can be seen from the remark of one Fresh ,meth shortly before the exams a, wish that one of his professor s

►oubs "hoish shooting hilt face off II and ge

t down to business andgive notes they could pass exams .

Then there is at Varsity the broader range of athletic an dsocial activities, so that the Freshman is altogether surrounde dby t# feeling of newness. If . he is a bit slow to adapt himself t othese new conditions, or takes part In the various activities, th eresult is often failure . Each year attempts are made to warn and*dvisse the Freshman class, and this year more elaborate effort swere ice do to bridge the gap than ever before, but witness thefault .

We conclude that many Freshmen,, and even Sophomores,fall to bridge the gap between high school and college so- fac-toeny. To assist them In "getting organized" either the Ia t tw oyears of high school should be adapted to college preparation, o rthe first and second years of , Varsity should be remodelled alonghigh school lines, or else a definite limit should be placed on th enumber of activities in which Freshmen may engage . And thislast seems to us the cure that should be first tried .

• • • • •

A CASTLE IN SPAI N

A course in Spanish was formerly given in this Universit ybut some years ago it was discontinued. The need for its renais-sance has been acutely felt during the past few years and latel ya movement has been set on foot for its restoration . Dead Boiled ,Prof . J . F. Day and others all approve the scheme . Professor Day ,whose department is especially concerned is most favorably dis-posed toward such a development and hopes that results maybe expected at an early date .

If forty students signify their desire for a chair of SpanishIt is possible that we will have it next fall . Since every otheruniversity of any size on the continent has such a course, w efeel that it is time U.B.C. fell into line .

In view of the commercial relations which will inevitablydevelop between Canada and South America, a knowledge ofSpanish will be most valuable to many people and for this reasonthe proposed course will appeal to students who plan to ente rforeign . trade, transportation, or banking . In fact an acquaint-ance with Spanish is of practical use to almost any universitygraduate, quite apart from the fact that some students may con-sider such a knowledge of cultural value.

.grit PIESNIEN LEAVE VANIT Y

Secatse of the unpreoedentedl large number of failures

amongst and fond 'Lear students, this Christmas Senatehas appointed a committee of faculty members to investigate intothe causes, The alarming feature of the situation Is that the per-tenti r failures

has been rising steadily during the past years .f fcause o this Ihareasin rate of failures lies either in th e

ohl system or In the University, since we cannot bu t'~t the average of intelligence of the First and Secondut11 retllar i► nil fair y constant from year to year. All for

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The editorial in a recent Issue ofthe "Ubyssey," entitled "Enervatin gEducation," like most editorials wasanonymous, We understand that thename of the author of any editsrkilwill be told to anyone asking the1'Odltordn•Chlof. It le oiyr universaljournalistic custom, and to the snowLive of Education 10 oan hardly takeeitceptioin to the prooedure, It didnot voice the personal opinion o fone person, as would have been thecase it it had been published in thecorrespondence column ; but ratherthe presumed stand of the paper's ed-itorial stilt.

It aeema strange that the executiveof the EducaNdn Slue should objectto "such a method of gaining improve •mean" Do, .ibey, We ask in all humil-ity, sat at naught the ppoawer of the

vase which guides Public opiala ?Tory paper, through its editorials,

edvooat s certain reforms, sunestsoartain 'WON; is this right, nayduty

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the Md(!ts of the cage'► It Woutd be in -teraitidit to know the Education shedents' actual stead . and not exeou•tines' opinion of the class' opinion.We beg to suggest an official state-meat, In the form of a resolution froma meeting of the olass be availableto ;loaders of this paper.

Arts Smoker-re

By A. PessimistArts '8; and '31 'A Smoker gave for me and yo uBut If you missed it (lucky man )I'll tell you how the darn thing

ran.First swipe a pile of cigarettes'Twill help to pay oft ancient

debts !Grab lots of 'bacoy in your paw,It clay pipes break, pretend to

chow ,And now dot!' Pollock vent hi s

voiceThat in the program we rejoice ,While I regret (there Is no Banty )The game at home of penny-ante .A obippie known as NapierNow wields a wicked rapier ,He woundeth every decorationTo his opponent's consternation .Then experts of the first degreeDo seise the foils and—bully ge e"As flashed their eabrea"--elther

sinkWould tickle quite the other pink .Just then some dirty Engineers,Made sodden hulks by forty beers ,Did yowl their scurvy bestial cr y"That thickened as the chase dre wnigh . "Two boxers play at paddy-cak eUntil the tans get tummy ach eAs one another they would quenc hWith chiropractic vehemence .The referee then doffs his spec sAnd pounds the bigger of th e

wrecks(What would the smaller's chance s

mend? )—A haircut over his week-end 1Prof . Walker of the truth so ful lShoots sixteen tigers and one bul lFrom up a tree in AmsterdamWhere chased by Marv's little lamb .The great Magician now is nig hThings disappear beneath youreyeHe talks to us of Fairylan dSuch fabrications should be banned .Jul-jitau (in slow motion) thenReverberates throughout the de nFour husky little HottentotsEach other tie in lovers'-knots ,Then boxer rimiest jlu-jitau man )Did very soon the ceiling sca nNo haircut yet had Warily braveBut boy, he sure got one close

shave .Now to the tables we repai rSo loaded down with victuals rare !Our health Is drunk with great

gustoWe pound the boards and loudl y

crow .To satiety the Inner ma nNo apple, E've, is worth Ada mThe cheese and crackers got al l

muddyWhen dipped In cider sour and

ruddy,Above us strains of music clear !Alas! we can't afford to hear !00 his we home and hit the ha yThe ending of a perfect day .

ROTH GORDON,Arts '31 .

What People

Are Saying

Dean Iluohanan : Napier Is deadand burled .

Nun Munn : Our, you have moretime and more originalit ythan anyone on Council .

Doug . Macdonaldt So that'syour little campaign .

Den Tyrtwan : I may be out butI'm not down.

Dee Oedgewlek : Underbred' Un-derbred !

Prof. 0, A. Harvey, It you tikephysical education that isGreece living in you .

Prof. L. Robertson : I understandcoaching Hi4inx is a varyserious affair,

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NW RUSE

REALITIESI used to wonder i fThere were suc hThings asREALITIESAnd I was never sur eWhether what I wasLooking at was reall yA reality orNot,But since I cameTo U .H .C. it hasDawned on me thatThere are realitie sAll about the campus .In the Gym I sa wShattered panes of glass and in theLibrary I saw a ridge ofDust on one of theHistorical PicturesAnd down In th eStacks I saw—yes IDid—a cobweb in on eCorner ,So I decided tha tWhenever one seesSuch things as thes eIt Is time to reflec tThat no matter howFar we may be carrie dAway by the propheti cUtterances of stai dProfessorsThere are here, a sEverywhere, certai nInteresting features winchIt is quite proper toPonder and to cal lRealities .

—J . .A .G .

SCRAP BOOK CLU BPerham, after ' all, the prti for

sentimentalism must be awarded tothe Scrap Book Club for its last meet-ing, In spite of all the DebatingUnion's saccharine elusions on"World Nan" and the "Brother-hood of Man," the new public•a k•la` organisation *oily eclipsed theefforts of the older club by staging adebate on the subject : "Resolvedthat It is better to have loved andlost than never to have loved at all ."

A. Wordsworth said :Come Metal of the Scrap Book

Olu1,Come, hear your leaden call ,Forsake the olasr•roont said th e

Pub.,And hear these words, withal :"'Tls better to have loved an d

boi lThan ' ne'er have loved at all. "Thre 'tnton well may . keep Its

Its pleasures soon will pall .We oo•ed's efforts will not cease,To check debating's frill .

Tis better to have loved andlast

Than ne'or have loved at all . "Away, dull care and troubled

thoughtOf nations' rise and fal1,Forget Imogene and World Court,And in their place install :"'Tie betey to have loved and

lost ,'snap ne'er have lowed at all."Hoer our debaters tell the tricksOt men strong, fair and tall ,Remember, girls dear Dolly fx,Whatever May" basil :" 'Tie better to have loved an d

lostThan ne'er have loved at all,"Throw wide the Scrap Book, sti r

the paste,And throng our concourse hall ,Lest words of wisdom go to wasteAnd flee beyond recall :

Tie better to have loved andlost

Than ne'er have loved at all.JOTTING S

The President of the Men's Ath-letios Association has resigned aftera very creditable term of office. Wel lDunn, good and faithful servant.

• . a •The ubiquitous Mammooks are to

form a "scrap book" committee . Atfirst we though that it was to in-vestigate the records of the Boxin gClub.

GRAD CLAS SAfter four years' immersion I n

university atmosphere the graduatin gclass of the U .A .C . should have im-bibed an appreciable amount of cul-ture, polish and mature self-expres-sion, if the theoretical conception o fcollege education counts for anything .

It is therefore rather disconcertingto find that this year's fledglings re.veal the extent of their aforesai d"culture, polish and ability of matureself-expression" by write-ups for the"Totem" that indicate the mentallevel of Harold Teen and Lillums .

Why erudite products of a univer-sity should oxpress their apprecia-tion of classmates by simpering in-anities Is more than anyone short o fa psychologist can make out, and ye tone glance at any issue of the "To-tem" gives rise to troubled thought.

If the average "Totem" write-up i san indication of the mental level o fthe future cultural leaders of BritishColumbia, we can only pray that acopy of that publication does not fallinto the hands of the Honorabl eMinister of Education.

—The Misogynist .

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Gus : "Not much. It's what I see ou tof it that gets me."

—Ex .• • •

"You don't love me as much as yo uused to. Haven't I always played fai rwith you?"

"Yeh, you're fair, but I like 'emwarmer ."

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"Yost are the most beautiful gir li've ever seen? I long to hold you i nmy arms, to caress you, to kiss you reyes, your hair, your lips—to whisperin your ear, 'I lets yell'"

"Well, I guess It can be arranged . "—En.

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esoesseesesimoosesseetensseetteseesesometoloiselt the hold+up?" demands a scowl nrshmen. A senior editor Seise

Itemh the ball and descends to theDef. A crowd of freshettes pass by,One of the number remarks, "Oh ,there is a 'Ubyyssey' today, isn' tthere?" The edltor•in•ohief, in comepony with the news-editor, stroll salong. They pause to peer in throe hthe curtains at . a rehearsal for theMusical Society's Operetta. Somebodystarts to laugh. The crowd is increas-ing, but the faithful few are still clus-tered about the radiator. The LiteraryEditor, clad in flowing gown, passesby and mounts the stairs to the Coun-oil office . An assistant editor emerges ,smiling broadly. Still the press in •creases . Three Juniors discuss "Oat,Fever, with apologies to Maselleld,""R.A.P." muses one. "Wonder what the'A' stands fort" "Aloysius" bellowsone. "No, Algernon," corrects another.The Circulation manager stands ner-vously in the doorway . The scene I sone of tense expectancy, with the min-utes fast ticking onward .

Just then a swarthy figure mountsthe stairs bearing two large bundles.These are hastened into the busines so®ce, and a moment later the news-boy reappears with a bundle of paperIn his arms, printed black on bothsides . By dint of much pushing he de-posits same on top of the radiator.There is a struggle, a scrubbing o ffeet, a tearing of paper, and all of asudden the mob is appeased—it ha sits "Ubyssey ." The decks are cleared .The swarthy figure winks as hemounts his motorcycle and speed saway. The "Ubyssey" is out !

--J .A.G.

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RECORDS GO BY THE BOARD

AS SCIENCE MEETS SCIENC E

The meeting of the Red Men pro -Tided Staurday's most thrtllins., sportencounter, when the men of. Science'83 trounced their elder brothers Sc .'82 in their first big basketball en -tanglement in Varsity's Gym. The

• gWO ?—Well some ambitious youthwith a comptometer spade it 88-16 .

The first half we ono gloriou sbeeping raetiee for the Red Shirts .When huh-time called them hack fro mtheir meeting under Sc . '22's basketthey had twentytbree counters hungup beside their host's o ee OP .

Sot nothing daunted Se, '8 cameback with a bang in the final session .They sank eight out of their ten triest their opponents' hoop, while Sc.

'$3 garnered only fifteen points ou tOf 999 t4e. s . The best stains wasfeatured iff Bayne's tackles ant lin eplungre; and the minty of Cy Lee,referee, in eluding oliuches.

Fratt tiger, Rosette' and Hems -worth *ate the pick of the losers.

McOollnell and Rogers of '38 fea-tured with snappy combination an deffective throwing, and were well sup-ported by MaeQtaeen, Vendervoort,and Pike . The teams were as follows :

Sc . '11—Rossiter (4), Fret Unge r(6), Hemmer* (2), Baynes (2) Carr(2), Haggerty, Mitchell, etc .• So. '88—McConnell (20), Roger s(9), MaoQuean (4), Vandervoort (4) .Pike M.

Qarker—•"Suppoee I kill myself fo ryou?"

Connie — "Oh, don't do shat, m ydear! A man who would take hisown life is ua worth y of living,"—Ex .

"And your wife doem't Sly any-thing when you return bottle at 8Volvo* In the Morningl "

I walk in Wheeled' with alet noted tom a her think I'mgoing out ."—Ex .

U,R,C. Women's New 'hock tea mWas hold to a 1 . 1 tto id a leafUS gameSaturday against Ex-Britannia at Con -naught Park la the tint halt the situ .doubt hod all the fold ppia hilt (leap tothe frantic attempts of the forwathey were unable to d the net. The

any attempts rho 11 saidoid lack.frig 1 tome lacked tflreution . The cd•

is 1 ►

flel4 play throughout, bu tx• ti lab iii through to Nero

he Ant goal . In the woad halt, U,la .C. hold Ilii•ar1 nnla scoreless sue •oesstul y . Angela van 'Vooght at con-ire halt played her banal brillian tgame, chocking the op newts at evsfty turn. Audrey But ridge scored U .D,d1s only goal and Muriel Hereto atwitpaved the way for a doses goalsit 1 0 Meteors could hive shot.

set atturday the squad meets itsstron lot rivale, 10x•14otth Van High ,who triumphed deolNvely over Southan i on Saturday,The line-up was : M. McDonald; M .

Roes ; M. Marvle ; C. Mars, A. Bur-ridge ; M. McDonald ; sad M. Manning ,

SYRACUSE, N.X, January 24.--Thecdre•tt'ee life 'silting in college Globehas a very ill-e eot upon new grade-ates, according to the opinion of Ran-dulph Kin slty~, prominent membe rand' fernier omdor of a Now York col -legit clab. Among the various citiesto which they go to Make a living th emost popular is New York . This cityevery year receives several hundredof them and the greater majority tak eup the}yr, abed within the wall . oftheir college clubs .

"As long as o ,h or credit lasts,they live it kl a that many European

paces waul4 envy, " continues Mr.

Kingsley, hhfitting on expensivelydecorated lounges, arm-chairs and di -vans, ee iqg 'potion bedrooms,and swimming in li"m pid, translucentools, these men enjoy luxuries that

few others In much higher realmsever experience . "

"College clubs have proved an Im -portant influence for happiness, dig-nity and duty in lives of thousands ofcultured American men," Mr. Kings-ley states. But according to h , thepresent credit system of the clubs i sa mistake, nd does the graduatemore harm than good, by habituatin ghint to live on credit .

Eyery college pleb, in Mr . Kings -Ie1i'e opinion, should operate on astrictly cash basis . "The club shoul dteach these .young men that all throughlife they must pay their own way, "The college man at the age of 25knows as much shout earning his waitpa the non-col eyge man of 18," h estate,, "The college man has alwayslived on someone else ; first, on hi sparents, than on his college credit ,and ton pq his college club. "

Oren Men In led and Green

Advocates Ohio Professo r

Columbus, Ohio, Jan . 26 .—(Ay Ex -change Service)---"Men's clothes areentirely toe monotonous," Professo rJames R . Hopkins of the departmen tof tine arts at Ohio State Universit yremarked recently. He brushed a einvisible speck oft his pepper and sal tsuit, adjusted his figured tie, and con-tinued :

"When I was In New York recentlyI saw some bright red stilts. theyought to be just the thing for stem,of the young instructors Ott the cam-pus, but I can't seem to tails theminto it . "

Proteseve Hopkins approves of therecent dress reform for men, pointin gout, however, that shorts in summe rtime seemed a little brash for olde rmen, He approves, however, of 00M -fa r t •e welt as olor in dress for men .

"Professor Thomas E, French ha sa natty green cult that catches theeye," professor Hopkins remarked ."c t cnuree", he added, "I'm no author -Ity on men's clothes. Some of theseyounger men on the campus are th ereally smart dressers . "

WOMEN DD NOTTJOSTOY EX NCE

IN AIOOEEN OA UFOS

NEW B1 U$W' H, N.J., J *tars14,x- Gold ng* Mee beartilf eostdamned here to-day by college girls ,who declared~t

rhetn iv+l .~1~a t

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Teams MIR

the se.nior and~jl~pIbt

Of he NevjJersey a tp Winch debatethe questlob, Rebblved, that all col.legs dates be Dutch trests." Thejudges and the student audtaoe wereoverwhelmingly for the amrtaative, a supheld by the seniors .

"Dutch treat" was deflaid by theaMrmative simply as a "$ftyflrt yproposition" and "data" as "ono ofthose not so rare missions of a 'Msolous nature When the man thinktwice before selecting his necktie a nthe girl adds an extra dab of ppwd eto her nose . "

The ammonia which won the dayfor the college boy's pocketbook are :

Most c llege boys are supported bytheir fathers, as are eoliege girta,While the . fathers of boys may b eluckier than the fathers of girls, the yare not necessarily ealthier .

rare therefore economically as able topay for dates as men .

The "Dutch treat" b t eliminates$old•diggin« amon g owe b girls whoCan earn money as ere as men i fthey set their mind to its but whousually Wok the easier comm.

The utch treat" is wise from amorn stand point : it woes mutualWheat and enable, a g irl to be beli-ttle with it man Instead of sing e"lline" to shorn' her grays tune, ftm1►kis it possible ter a girl to ask aman for a date without embarrass -moat,

The negative to m attempted to pre-sent the masculine viewpoint an dpleaded for the present conventionon the grounds of precedent, the fac tthat amen are able to seen moneymore easily than girls, and, fluallythat "chivalry is not it dead and th eDutch treat is an Moult to manlydignity . "

1Giterary Co»tribctorir

"If you've go t▪ a thought that'shappy--

Boil it down .Make it short and crisp and snap-

Boll pIt down .When your brain its coin ha s

minted ,Nolen the page your Den has

eprinted ,it you want your effort Printed —

It Own ,

Take out every surplus letter--Boil it down .

Fewer lyll ables the better--Noll it down .

Make your meaning plain, Expressi t

So we'll know—not merely guessIt ;

Then my friend, are you addres sIt

Soil It down .

Cut out all the extra trimmingBoil it down .

Skim it well—then skim the skim-mings—-

Roil it down .When you're sure 'termed he a

sin t oCut another sentence into ,Send it on, and we'll begin t o

BOIL IT DOWN . "McMaster University Monthly .

More Jokes

"So you let your husband carry alatch key?"

"Oh, just to humor him. He likesto show It to his friends to let themsee how independent he is — but i tdoesn't fit the door."—Ex .

. . .Park Ofilcer -- Do you have a li-

cense ?McLean—Of course not . We're not

going to get married till June, ar ewe, dear?—Ex .

• . •"Clarence!" she called ,lie stopped the car and looked

around ."I am not accustomed to call m y

chauffeurs by their first names, Clar-ence. What Is your surname? "

"Darling, madam. ""Drive on, Clarenoe. " —Ex.

• '• •Fresh — Professor, I can 't go to

class to-day ,Prof.—Why ?Fresh--I don't feel well .Prof.--Where don't you feel well ?Fresh—In class .—Es .

. I •"i just paid the doctor another te n

dollare on his bill . ""Oh, goody! Two More payments

and the baby's our,"—Saturday Evening Post .

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Aberdeen, Scotland, Jan . 22 .—A de-cision which 1s likely to raise the mos tlively controversy between male an dfemale students, not only in Scotlan dbut throughout the world, was reache dby the Students' Representa"ive Conn-ed of Aberdeen University at a recen tmeeting, when a motion to limit th enumber of women in Scottish Univer-sities was passed by a wide majority .

During the discussion attention wa sdrawn to the importance attached t oa similar resolution at Oxford ateCambridge, Where it was mai tidn6

pitthat women ed {lot jtietifte4 their + we have yet to hear of the op-ad whoatte'ndenee at bollelee .

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Hockey. Opted reel n uaen"pectldsetback last Thursday evening whenTowers ek#td around them to enurea victory by a 2.0 score. The Varsit ypuck chasers seemed to have lost t hpunch and vigor which they displayed

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rower's goalie Among the forwardsrower's staged hie usual Stellar gam eat centa'o, Darragh also being good attlinsa, Willis had a buss Seining I nCal and' hl play *anted a muc hlarger score b Towers.

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