’twas the night before christmas - onset ventures · ’twas the night before christmas as told...
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2400 sand hill road, suite 150menlo park, california 94025
www.onset.com
© 2003 onset ventureswritten by shomit ghose
design and illustrations by 1185 design, palo alto california
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{with sincere apologies to the departed Henry Livingston, Jr.}
’Twas the Night Before Christmas
as told by onset ventures
on
set ven
tures
’Twas the night before Christmas, and from the hills
to the dalesNot a creature was stirring, not even in Sales!
Prototypes lay ready, cash statements were done
In hopes that ’04 would bring a home run
Our VP of Sales was lost in sweet slumbers
Dreaming of big markets and of hitting bigger numbers
And I was sleep-deprived—I needed a nap
So I put away the Powerpoints and put away the GAAP
When a noise that was rumbly and throaty and growling
Shook us all from our sleep crying, “Who’s that out prowling?”
We gawked in amazement, and someone said “Jeez…”
Because up roared a Beemer, with a team of VCs!
“We do comms, we do enterprise! And what’s more, Bub,
We do medical, and optical, and ‘Raising Mink In Your Tub’!
To the top of the charts! Climbing to a new peak—
Your startup will be featured in the next BUSINESS WEEK!”
And then, to our shock, the door was flung wide
The VCs, amazingly, came bounding inside
They came with Mont Blancs, their laptops, and tweeds
They came, it turned out, to meet our real needs!
A mite chubby and plump, they were wise old elves
And we laughed with delight in spite of ourselves
That we need not be fearful or be at all wary
Was confirmed by email sent to my Blackberry
They said not a word, just rolled up their sleeves
They attacked with great vigor tasks piled to our eaves
They helped us get started through words and through deeds
Through funding, recruiting, strategy and leads
When they were done,and as they were leavin’,
They left on our desks a plan to break even
And we heard the VCs cheer ere they roared out of sight
“Happy Investing to all, and to all a good night!”
your friends at
Warm Holiday Wishes from the Elves at Onset
Leslie Bottorff, Shomit Ghose, Mark Hilderbrand, Rob Kuhling,
Susan Mason, Terry Opdendyk, Bea Pezino, Nicole Walker, Ben Wu
2400 sand hill road, suite 150menlo park, california 94025
www.onset.com
© 2003 onset ventureswritten by shomit ghose
design and illustrations by 1185 design, palo alto california
’Tw
as th
e Nig
ht B
efore C
hristm
as
{with sincere apologies to the departed Henry Livingston, Jr.}
’Twas the Night Before Christmas
as told by onset ventures
on
set ven
tures