The real reasonMegabytesclosed is_______.

______ secretlyfunds The Dav.

On our first date,we went to_______.

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That smell in theBerks hallway isa combination of_____ and_______.

I would date a______ Wonk.

The AU StudentGovernment isworking to pass abill that wouldbring _____ tocampus.

@FakeNeilKerwinis actually______.

I found ______ inmy Berksapartment.

I would rather______ than walkall the way toWatkins forclass.

It didn’t surpriseme that ______was gay allalong.

The Avaloncharged us$2,000 when theyfound ______ inthe bathroom.

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Your new major,and your newminor.

______ is the realreason it’s calledMcFoul insteadof McDowell.

Even I wassurprised thatCAUS protested______.

There is only onething AUCRs andAUCD can agreeupon: ______.

The AU footballteam wasdisbandedbecause ______.

We know Neil wasin EI, but did youknow that whenMrs. Kerwin went toAU, she wasfamous for ______?

One time, Ioffered a fratbrother ______for a ride to theparty.

______, aneditorial by TheEagle.

We were allshocked whengirls startedwearing ______in the LA quad.

You reallyshouldn’t ______in the glassrooms in SIS.

AU started takingthe mustard gasmunitions undercampus seriouslywhen theydiscovered ______.

______: the Dav’snew flavor of themonth.

This year, I’mdressing up as______ forHalloween.

I heard one of theTDR workers wasarrested for______.

I found ______ inmy EI junglejuice once.

One time, I gavemy RA ______ toavoid beingwritten up.

I can’t believe______ is a classat this school.

Sig Ep’s mostdefiningcharacteristic is______.

College Dems saidif someone wantstheir endorsementfor SG President,they would have to______.

Students for Lifejust placed athousand ______in front of Kay.

______. Wherethe TDR forksreally go.

The mostdegrading thing Ihad to do at myinternship was______.

Nate Bronsteinhas appointed______ as his AUcelebrityreplacement.

My internshipwas unpaid, butat least they gaveme ______.

AU Blue Crewonce offered me______ to get meto attend a game.

The new Eaglecolumnist lovesto rant about______.

All of the fair-weather activistsspent this springprotesting _____.

Other than beingpoor, the #1reason I won't giveto Phonathon afterI graduate is_______.

Dealing with theAU Financial aidoffice is morefrustrating than________.

Living off foodstamps for yearsbecause youhave studentloans

The Eagle’spolice blotter(RIP)

The patriarchy Drunkenlywalking throughWestover

Like A Little AU Asian Flavors Disappointingportion sizes atElevation Burger

Waiting 5minutes for theelevator next toMegaBytes

The uglyshuttlebus ads

Wonk Ice Cream Kevin Paying $6 forcoffee at theMudBox

Too many fries atZ Burger

A Chef Geoff’sSupermug

Trick or treatingon Embassy Row

Taking your dateon a monumentswalk

The Beach (RIP) Napping in thelibrary

Waiting forpeople near thedoor of the Berksor Avalon tosneak in

MayflowerChinese

The AU Men’sBasketball Team

The SPALeadershipProgram

Volunteer tocanvass for acampaign

Designatedsmoking areason campus

Free newspapersin the dorms

Avoidingcanvassersoutside MGC

Canceling classfor half an inch ofsnow

SkippingValentine’s Dayfor House ofCards

A West WingMarathon

Failed basic stats TDR The 2nd mostexpensive schoolin the US

Failing AlcoholEDU

Missing theshuttle

Being able toname all thePresidents, inorder, backwards,while drunk

Interning on theHill

Your Hill badge The free SOCprinters

Deciding to studyabroad in anexotic place, likeLondon

Escalefting

The Tenleytownescalator

Mac & CheeseWednesday

Georgetownparties in VillageA

Putting on a suitlike Jed Barlet

Going to the Davinstead ofStarbucksbecause you feelguilty

Rats at Salsa Eaglerants Bumming mealswipes fromunderclassmen

Getting caught atTenley Liquor

Spending all yourmoney at WholeFoods

The FlamingCupcake

That time therewas a Chick-Fil-Aon campus

Finding out theTavern used toserve the mostalcohol in thecity

That annoyingsocial justice kidin class

That one kid thatlived in acommune

The tokenRepublican

The female:maleratio

The AdvisoryNeighborhoodCommission

AU goggles Cross-CulturalCommunications

Leo Tolstoy’sbust

Breastfeedinggate

AU CollegeRepublicans

Students for Life

The CAUS Kogod studentsin suits

Mustard gas The BerksElevators

Tenley Liquor Standing in linefor Founder'sDay Tickets

Puking on theshuttle

A record numberof transports onSouth Side

The Letto TDR forks An order oftendahs

Cold pizza soldin the dorms onFriday nights

Trying to talk tothe Aramarkpeople with yourhigh schoolSpanish

Everything is asocial construct

The Eagle’s printedition

Being serenadedby OASN

Snowpocalypse Red Line delays “Doors opening,step back to allowcustomers to exit.When boarding,please move to thecenter of the car.”

The Berks Store(RIP)

A 2Fix request Drinking in thedorms andshushing peopleevery 30 seconds

A satiricalstudentnewspaper

Town

An ironic tumblrabout AU

An endorsementfrom SarahMcBride

A new Eaglecolumnist

CMI

Israeli ApartheidWeek

Women’sInitiative

The Women’sInitiative budgetrequest

“Excuse me, isthat your bag?”

Not knowing thewords to theschool song

Not knowing wehave a schoolsong

“Please do notstand in the reardoorwell. Pleasedo not stand in therear doorwell.”

Mass AvenueWalk sign is onto cross.

A Gender StudiesClass

Ceremonialburning of WONKt-shirts

Constantly beingcareful aboutyour use ofgender pronouns

That person onyour freshmanfloor that walkedaround naked

Constantlydiscovering thatyour friends areJewish and youdidn’t know

Putting all ofyour empties inthe hall recyclingbin

Waving to theperson you knowgiving prospiestours

Ron Paul

Taking the MGCelevator to the2nd floor

Daydreamingabout JonStewart’slustrous hair

Heteronormativity

A bouncy castleon the quad

The N4 bus Smiling in frontof your homestate at the WWIImemorial

Saving money onmeals byattendingreceptions oncampus

An op-ed in TheEagle by some guythat took a GenderStudies class andmissed the pointof it

A satiricalstudentgovernmentcandidate

The SPA studentconvinced he willbecomePresident

Feminism The ForcibleFondler