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Takes Money ami Buys His MasterHis Paper Every Morning.

"Cap' is a wise dog. He buys thopaper every morning, and carries ithome to his master to read. Unfor-tunately "Cap" cannot read himself.

Cap Carrying Home the Paper.

If he could, he would also get the newsout of the paper.

"Cap" is a black and white Englishsetter, owned by A. E. Dayton of 11Sumner street, Dorchester, says theBoston Globe. He is seven years old,and since puppyhood he has shownhimself an unusual dog. All the com-mon tricks of dogs come easily to him,

THE YOUNG MAGICIAN.

How He Can Do a Coin Trick withHandkerchief and Glass.

The performer exhibits a smallglass, allowing it to be examined. Hea3o requests the loan of a silver quar-ter, which is marked for identification.He exhibits a large colored handker-chief, showing both sides. Next heplaces the marked coin under the foldsof the handkerchief and requests oneof the audience to hold it firmly.

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the drooping corners of the handker-chief while the other hand grasps theglass. At the word of command thehandkerchief is pulled from the fingersof the observer, and at the same in-

stant the coin is both seen and heardto fall in the glass, and both are in-

stantly passed for examination.Procure two large red and white

handkerchiefs, alike in pattern, andstitch both together by the four hems,or sides, having previously placed aquarter of a dollar between the two.This coin, of course, will fall oneof the angles of the double handker- -

TIT FOR TAT" SOCIETY.

Jessie Was to Darn Jim's Hose and HeWas to Shine Her Shoes.

Jim and Jessie were twins, as muchas two peas in a pod, with this

awful difference one was boy andthe other was girl. While Jim was

enough to wear long and'pinafores, you really couldn't tellwhich was which; but he got ridof his curls and went into trousers,everything was changed. He beganto put on lordly airs and to order Jessie about Jessie opened her blueeyes at first in astonishment; shenever thought about the trousers, butthough she was only girl, she hadplenty of spirit, and would not be im-

posed upon."I wish," said Jim one day, "that

you'd mend these holes in my stock-ings, Jess," and he held up a pair ofdreadful-lookin-g objects.

"What will you give me?" askedJessie.

'Til say 'thank you,' and let youwatch me sail my new boat," he an-

swered condescendingly."That's not fair," began Jessie, and

mamma broke in:"I should say not! If Jessie is to

darn your stockings, there must be titfor tat Now listen to my plan for thewinter, which, understand." and mam-ma shook her finger warningly, "mustbe followed rigidly. From to-da-y or-ganize a 'Tit for Tat' society. Jessie,I.know, will agree to darn your week'sapply of stockings, in return for

which, every Wednesday and Saturdayyon mast play bootblack. If yon failto polish her shoes on those days yonwill be forced to carry the holes inyear stockings over till the next week;and if Jessie fails to see that yoa areproperly -- provided, the boots will gounpolished. Now, all in favor of myplan say 'Ay.'?

"Ay, ay," they both cried, and itwas adopted at once.'If the boys and girls would like to

know how worked, let them try itand see.

United Ages ef Fourteen Burials.The united ages of the last 14 resi-

dents of Goldanger, Essex, England,who- - names appear on the burialreghT-.?y,- - total 1,105 years. The ageswew1 83; 82, 85, 70, SL 72, 91, 72. 73.

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i, . ,goes iu jor more serious imiigs.His chief delight is buying the pa-

per. He is an early riser, and everymorning he fidgets and whines aboutuntil his master gets up and gives'hlmtwo pennies, wrapped up in paper,with which to get the newspaper.

"Cap" wags his tail happily whenhe starts out. with the money in hismouth, for Edward Everett square,which is not far off,l(for he knows hewill find newsboy at the 'square, andthat the boy will sell him a paper.

If the boy is busy "Cap" waits histurn. Then he thrusts his nose uptoward the boy, and opens his mouth.The newsboy takes out the little pack-age, and opens it "Cap" watches himanxiously when he takes out themoney.

On getting his paper he startsstraight home. All the dogs in Bos-ton could not divert him from his pathof duty. But "Cap" is cautious, andif he sees trouble coming his way hemakes a detour. He is suspicious ofstrangers until he has satisfied him-self that they have no designs on hispaper, and takes the middle of thestreet when he sees anyone approach-ing he thinks he cannot trust.

When "Cap" gets home, and hismaster's paper has been delivered, heisa very merry dog indeed. Theserious business of the day has beendispatched, and he feels' happy and re-

lieved of 'responsibility.He watches the reading of the pa-

per with satisfaction, wagging his tailas if to say: "You wouldn't have thatif it were not for me."

It would take considerable money tobuy "Cap."

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SOME RIDDLES.

What animal Is never old? Thegnu (new).

What part of a household does ahalf-froze- n wren most resemble? Thechildren (chilled wren).

What serpent is like a little boydoing his first sum in arithmetic?The adder.

What is the difference betweena pair of pants and a pie? Ton cutthe pants first then make them;you make a pie, then cut it

What is the first thing a man putsin his garden? His foot

Who is that lady whose visits no-

body wishes, though her mother is wel-comed by all parties? Misfortune.

What thing is lengthened by beingcut at both ends? A ditch.

--What burns to keep a secret? Seal-ing wax.

Why doesthe eye resemble a schoolmaster in the act of flogging? It hasthe pupil under the lash. BostonHerald.

Needn't Take Off His HatThere is just one English nobleman

who doesn't have to take his hat offto King Edward. This is Baron For-ester, whose ancestors in the time ofKing' Henry VIII. were granted thisspecial privilege because of someservice they performed for the crown.This was a noticeable feature of theking's coronation, but Lord Forester,after wearing his hat for a few mo-ments just to confirm this peculiarprivilege of his family, took his hatoff like the remainder of the crowdof English, Scottish and Irish noblemen.

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sons of Emperor William whenthey were younger were about asmischievous as any small boys couldpossibly be.

Opening suddenly upon a courtyardwas a staircase, at the bottom ofwhich a guard was stationed. Theprinces spent nearly oae whole after-noon running down these steps andbursting out upon the sentry. Ofcourse, every time a prince camedown the guard had to salute.. Hahad the busiest time of his life saluting.

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Loud and boisterous talking shouldnever be allowed in the cow stable.

Hard wood ashes are fine for thehogs.

Impossible to get the poultry housetoo clean.

Clean out the feed racks each timebefore refilling.

The hen is in a peck of trouble whenshe has nothing to peck.

The sheep pens should be dry andwell covered with litter:

Buckwheat is not as good as wheatfor hogs. Apt to make soft pork.

A poor practice to water the swinethrough the medium of thin swill.

The farmer is his own boss. Whois to blame when things go wrong?

Keep the hens busy scratchingthese cold days. It will put the lay-ing spirit in them.

Skim miik will make pigs grow.Used with ground feed it is the idealration.

Have it arranged so that the stockgets some chance for outdoor air andexercise, except on the stormy days.

A half pound a day gain should beshowed by the pigs. Are yours do-ing it?

Disease flies before God's blessedsunshine. Give all of it you can tothe live stock and poultry.

Is the money which the farmergets for the corn he sells to the dis-tillery tainted?

At the time of weaning the colt usegreat care that the animal gets noset back.

Home-cure- d and home-salte- d porktastes good most any time in theyear.

The snow bank is a poor range forthe poultry in winter and will notput any egs in the farmer's basket

Keep only as many fowls as youhave room for. Crowded poultry neverdo well.

A bone cutter will help secure thewinter eggs. Nethmg like green boneto make hens lay.

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Look out for holes in the floor ofthe hog pen. Hogs will .gnaw andsometimes get holes big enough toget their leg into and break it

If you economize in feed and checkthe growth of the young stock, yourshas been a false economy which youwill appreciate on market day.

Use a bushel basket in carryingstraw to the pig pen, then yon willnot leave, an unsightly trail of strawfrom barn to pen.

Whitewash the inside of the stabletwice a year. It will make the placelighter and will sweeten up the atmos-phere amazingly.

Wash .the udders of cows affectedwith cow pox with warm soapy waterin which a few drops of carbolic, acidhas been placed.

The judicious feeder is the manwho studies carefully his stock' andthe respective results obtained bythe rations fed.

Make a study of those agriculturalproblems which you met with duringthe past season.. Winter is a profit-able season for the farmer if heuses his .time right.

There are millions of acres of wasteland throughout the country whichmight profitably be planted to fruittrees. Are you doing all you can withyour land?

Most dairy men think that prairiehay of a good quality is fully as valu-able, if not more so, as feed for dairycows, as a good grade of timothyhay.

In buying a buck lamb with viewof raising for breeding purposes remember that close, thick-se- t wool isbetter than that which is thin andcoarse.

To eradicate worms in horses placea Inmp of rock salt where the horsemay lick it at will. Oil of tarpeatlae.one-hal-f ounce, to be followed by theraw oil purge, will dislodge the para-sites.

Filthy hogs come from filthy quar-ters made so by a careless farmerwho does not realize that he is work-ing against his own interests by neg-lecting the hogs.

The separator not only gets all thebutter out of the milk (that is, itdoes if it is ran right), bat it saveshauling the milk to the creameryand back again.

Manure plowed into the soil notonly supplies plant food, but adds hu-mas-- to

the. ground which lightens thesoil and makes it more congenial en-vironment for the growing plants.

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If you cannot afford a manurespreader, why not join with three orfour of your neighbors and buy one?The spreader will do the work for allof ybu and the cost to each one willbe merely nominal.

The late colt can be permitted trsuck its dam all winter without harm.Many well-meani- farmers injuretheir mares by trying to dry them otwhen they are giving a full flow ofmilk. It is contrary to nature.

The clipped horse should be al-ways carefully blanketed when -- leftstanding. There is no particularobjection to depriving the horse- - ofhis natural coat if another is pro-vided for him.

"No horse was ever born balky, butmay be made so by the driver," Iswhat a horseman says who has madea business of dealing in vicious ani-mals and then by patient effort re-forming them.

The horse that starts off with ajerk and breaks into a fast gait atonce is not the safest .animal todrive. Better train to start with awalk. Many a serious accident iscaused by the quick starting of ahorse.

Diarrhea in horses, brought On byoverfeeding or exposure to inclementweather, is a common trouble andshould -- be checked at once. Parchedflour, rice meal gruel and boiled mil!--,

are all excellent correctives for thisailment.

Have all the roosts in the poultryhouse as nearly on a level as pos-

sible andxso prevent crowding of thefowls on the upper perches. Instinc-tively the hens will seek the highestperches and hence suffer from over-crowding where the perches are notall on the same level.

The secret of success in dairying isto know what-- a cow ought to do, andthen make her do it. is the wayHoard's Dairyman puts it And wemight add that- - the cow that won't doit ought to make room for the cowthat will. Time is wasted on trying toincrease the yield of some cows.

On orchard soils only moderatelyrich it is nece3sary to keep up the supply of fertility. What the crop of fruittakes off should go back each yearic the form either of barnyard manureor of chemical fertilizers, so that theroots of the trees need not seek invaiif for the material out of which to'make new products.

Never allow flax which is to be usedfor seed to become wet, for the damp-ness causes disease spores to germin-ate and the mold filaments grow intothe seed coats, and seed treatmentwill fail to destroy this internalfungus. The young plants from suchseeds must eventually sicken and die,and will introduce the disease into 'thesoil wherever they fall.

The best means for protecting theorchard trees from mice is to keep theorchard free from weeds, particularlyat seeding time. A mowing machinewill not do this. It takes,' cultivationand a hoe. If a space 2 or 3 feetabout the tree is kept absolutely cleanof weeds little if any damage will bedone by mice. Remember this nextseason.

Secretary Wilson speaks this wordof caution to farmers on the subjectof making denatured alcohol on thefarm: "My advice to farmers is, first,to try and learn the technical pro-cesses of fermentation and distilla-tion, and then to proceed cautiouslyin regard to the waste materials whichthey may have available, namely, po-

tatoes, refuse of the Indian corn can-ner- y,

waste apples, waste melons.etc."

Potatoes require an abundance ofavailable plant food to make largeyields. Sometimes thorough prepara-tion and tillage of the soil will renderavailable all the crop can use. Usuallyhowever, the crop responds well todressings of manure or fertilizer, andthis is especially true in case onlyordinary tillage is given. Therefore,unless the soil is known to be infertile condition, it is good policy toprovide liberally for the requirementsof the crop. The potato usually bringsa larger cash return per acre thanmost farm crops and therefore war-rants a relatively large expenditurefor manure or fertilizers.

Where there is danger of winter-killing, it will pay to cover the rasp-berry plants. This is best done byplowing a furrow on each side of therow, then begin at one end of therow and then bend the first hill fromyou over the second .hilT, the secondhill over the top of the first one andpin down with a stick made of theold canes cut out. Continue this pro-cess to the end of the row. ' Afterthe patch is pinned down, with a two-hors- e

plow run three or more fur-rows on each side of the row, throw-ing the dirt toward the canes. Ifany bushes are left uncovered, com-plete the work with a shovel. Duringthe winter give, the patch a good application of barnyard manure. Thecanes should be uncovered early inApril before the buds begin to grow.yet late enough so they win not bedamaged by hard freezing.

Here is a supposable case whichought to make the dairyman think: "Ifby weighing and testing the milk of'each cow at regular intervals duringthe year a dairyman should discoverthat 12 cows of his herd produced only133 pounds of butter-fa- t and returnedonly 77 cents profit per cow per year,Uke the lowest one-fourt-h of the 554cows tested by this experiment sta-tion, how much would it add to hisannual income if he were to replacethem with 12 cows producing 301pounds butter-fa- t and making a profitof S3L32 per cow per year, like thehighest one-fourt- h of the same 554cows? The 12 poor cows would returna profit of 12 times 77 cents, or 89.24.The 12 good cows would return aprofit of 12 time; $31.32, or $375.84 forthe year. The Difference in these twoprofits is $366.60. This change of cowswould increase the dairyman's annualprofits $366.60."

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Line of AmusementThe invitations were ornamented

with a flock of wild geese flying madlyover the page and the words were:"Come to Beverly Farm on Tuesday athalf after eight"

Every one receiving this uniquemessage was filled with curiosity as towhat the proceedings would be. Whenall had arrived the hostess had a slipof paper for each one on which waswritten the first direction; of course'each one was different

One said: "Go look under the um-brella jar." There was a slip underit that said: "To walk through the hallinto the music room and look at thepedals of the piano." To them was at-

tached the message: "In the Indianbasket at the top of the stairs you willfind your reward." There was asouvenir or favor for each one. Infact, there were duplicates, and whena man and a woman found the samethey were partners for supper. It mayeasily be seen how jolly this affairmay be if the hostess uses plenty ofingenuity in the planning of the"chases." The guests entering into itwiU have loads of fun, as they encoun-ter each other following out the dif-

ferent instructions.

Plan for a Rainbow Tea. '

This was a common every-da- y

church supper, glorified by the sevencolors of the rainbow, and it certainlywas a most attractive affair. An unusually large crowd came to this"Rainbow Tea." drawn by the alluringadvertisements, for every one won-

dered "what it was to be."There were seven tables, beginning

with red, then orange, yeUow, Indigo,green, violet and blue. The waitersfor each table were dressed according-ly, and there was an arrangement ofdraperies bringing In all the colors,transforming the room into a bower ofbeauty. One cannot realize how ef-

fective the combination is nnUl tried.Below Is the menu for each table:

RED TABLE.Ham. Tongue.

Sausage. Dried Beef. Beets. Radishes.Cranberries. Cherries. Red Jellies.

Bread and Butter.GREEN TABLE.

Olives. Lettuce.. Salads. Green Apples.Mint Jelly.

Stuffed Green Peppers. Water Cress.ORANGE TABLE.

Orange Cake. Orange Salad.Sliced Oranges. Plain Oranges.Orange Sherbet. Orange Gelatine.

Orange Favors on a Tree. Cheese.YELLOW TABLE.

Bananas. Pears. Pineapple.Canned Peaches.

Sponge Cake. Lady Fingers.VIOLET TABLE.

Violet Ice. decorated with candied violets.Cakes, frosted with violet icing.

Violet Opera Sticks.Violets for sale.

Beverages for sale at all the tables.INDIGO AND BLUE TABLE. '"

This table was decorated with blue candles and a young woman handed out bluetickets which entitled the holder to adish of ice cream or a slice of mince pie.both of which were served on blue plates.If a guest wished to take the entirecourse the charge was 50 cents. One ar-ticle could be purchased for 7 cents.

MADAME MERRI.

Mandarin Styles.The fad for mandarin styles is seen

on gowns, coats, capes and matinees.The mandarin shoulder Is popular.

An extremely pretty negligee onthis order is of softest pale pink silk.the low neck outlined by motifs ofembroidery worked in pink silk, withan inch square of Valenciennes laceset into each medallion, the flowingsleeves finished to match.

A distinguishing feature of a longerwrapper was the way the InterUningwas held in place; instead of the usualquUting, feather stitching in whitesilk was used in one-Inc- h lengths, andscattered over a gown of finest pinkalbatross, suggested a shower ofpearls.

Finishing Tablecloths.The French hem is the most at-

tractive way to finish tablecloths andnapkins.

It is made by turning an ordinaryhem that is. turn once and overagain. Now turn It back'upoa itselfso that the right side of the hem willlie upon the right side of the materialand top sew the edge. I

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Hair Is Now Dressedin Many New Ways

The hair is now being dressed withless width from side to side and moreheight in the center, a bint particu-larly valuable to the moon-face- d girl,who ought not to increase the widthof her face by puffing her hair outunduly above her ears.

Fascinatingly pretty as the curl is.it is by no means surprising that itshould maintain its supremacy, thoughit need not be the sole motif of achevelure design. Puffs and the plaitare mingled in elegant confusion, andthe wave that is required is the heavyMarcel ondule.

Girls of about 16 who have not yetreached the age of putting their hairup are wearing it parted and caughttogether in festoons or curtains uponthe brow, to use an ex-pression in connection with this formof dressing.

In some cases the hair is plaited atthe back aad looped in the nape of theneck beneath a huge ribbon ' bow.black for the blonde girl, and cholo-lat- e

for the nut-brow- n maid. Other-wise the front hair is drawn to theback beneath the restraining influ-ence of a comb and the tresses are al-lowed to flow carelessly over theshoulders.

Individual fancy is able to run riotthis winter over any number of pos-sible decorations for the hair. Thereare beautiful combs being sold at allprices, from those of dark or blondetortoiseshell powdered, latticed andfestooned with diamonds to the Span-ish ones that are so fashionabledamascened in gold upon Toledo steel.

At night wreaths of skeleton leavesin gold, silver or steel make a verypretty decoration, and the large singlegold or silver rose with foliage tomatch is justifiably patronized on ac-count of its beauty and its becomingattributes to women of all ages.

The softly waving plume of cut os-trich and marabout is as popular asever for evening wear, and just latelythere has arisen a tendency for wear-ing long brush or comet aigrettespointing downwards from behind theear to the crown of the shoulder, in-

stead of upwards, as the formermanner was.

vjbRaspberry and old rose shades are

apparently evening favorites.Striped materials are being more ex-

tensively worn this season.Stocks of chiffon, laid in loose folds,

to be worn with lace applique blouses',are extremely smart.

Dark, rich green is a favorite colorthis season, and it is always band-som- e.

Bridge whist sets bound in moroccomake very attractive Christmas gifts.

Automobile coats in unpluckedsealskin are among the latest beauti-ful things for the fair motorist

A four-in-han- d shield for linen col-

lars comes in colored silk, borderedwith white silk and trimmed withFrench knots.

A woman just back from Londonsays, that bats were never more top-heav- y

and never more expensive thaajast now.

From Paris are gray linen collarsfor half-mourni- wear. They arehand-embroider- in French knotsand other effects in black.

A handsome evening scarf is ofhandsome inch-wid- e stripes of goldtissue and pale satin.

Spreading Collars.It seems almost necessary to wear

some kind of a fancy pin to keep thecoUar from spreading, and to hold inplace whatever bow or tie Is worn.

At present there is a great fad forwearing either a bird or quaint Egyp-tian pin for this purpose.

Another favorite pin for the purposeis the enameled or jeweled dragon flyfor holding the sides of the collar to-

gether over a rabat or tab which hasno bow.

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EPKMAMS ON WOMEN.

Peter the Great cobs ed bakedgoose, staffed with apples, and con-sidered it a fine dish.

Setting up rival claims for fame andpoyalar favor generally ends in in-spiring criticism and disgust

The woman who chuaas the creditorher husband's success has probablycoatribated very little toward it.

The woman who betray? the an-gai-sh

of her soal to the world forfeits.her claim to the sympathy of her sin-cere friends

WISE WORDS FROM RUSKIN.

All healthy and helpful literaturesets simple bars between right andwrong.

- In resolving to do oar work well isthe only soaad foundation of any re-ligion whatsoever.

Obey something; and you will havea chance some day of finding outwhat is best to obey.

A commoa book will often give yonmuch aaMsemeat, bat itis only anoble book which will give you dearfriends.

Tee Sharp a Dhridina Line.Elder (discussing the new minister's

probation discourse In my opeenionhe wasna justified in dividing folkinto the sheep and the goats. Iwadna just say. Jamie, that I wasamong the unco guid. and I wadnasay that you were among the uncobad. So whar do we come in? He'llno do for us, Jamie. We'll not votefor him. Punch.

Wise Provision of Nature.The skin of the men and women of

some nations is much thicker thanthat of others, particularly in hotepuntries. The Central African negrohas a skin about half as thick againas that of a European. That of a ne- -'

gro is thickest over tho head andback evidently to form protectionfrom the sun.

For the Alimony Brigade."There's a loteof talk in the paiers."

said Mr. Dumley. "about the 'neces-sity for uniform divorce laws.' Won-der what they mean by that?" "Prob-ably," suggested Mrs. Dumley, "it'sto compel divorced people to wear auniform so other folks can recognize'em." Catholic Standard and Times.

Angry Adjectives.It was not a young woman novelist,

but Charles Sumner .of whoru rnelate E. I. Godkin. the New York edit-or, said: "He works' his adjecties sohard that if they ever catch hintalone they will murder him." YouthsCompanion.

Defamation.I never yet heard man or woman

much abused, that I was not inclined'to think the better of them and totransfer any suspicion or dislike tothe person who appeared to take de-

light in pointing out -- the defects ofa fellow creater. says a writer.

Takes Some Smartness to Do That.1Whenever we hear a woman boast

that her husband winds the clockwipes the dishes and puts the chil-dren to bed we wonder if he is awart-enoug- h

to know how to do anything'else. Chicago Record-Heral- d.

Farmer Jones (to amateur hunter).There wasn't a better water dawg

livin' until you, shootin gents took toborrowing 'em. Now 'is 'ide's thatfull of shots, he'd sink to the bottom'like a brick! The Bystander.

"Dey give him ten years fer steal-i- n'

a 'possum," said the colored brother. "an de worst of it wuz he didntget ter eat it."

He must see the difference betweenunfair reareseatatloa aad a desire tomarket goods to the best of his ad-- ,vantage.

We get no good by being ungener-ous, even to a book. Elizabeth Bar-rett Browning.

A genius Is a man who can tend afurnace so that it will not send upgas. St Louis Post-Dispatc- h.

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