bad breakups and web analytics - measurefest, may 2014
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Slides from my recent presentation at Measurefest.TRANSCRIPT
?IT’S NOT YOUIT’S ME
Decent clothes xGood beard x
Charisma xMoney x
Humour xPhysical fitness x
Sexual appeal xPersonal hygiene x
Strong eyesight xKindness x
Musical taste xCooking ability x
Conversation xPleasant smell x
Nice hands xFamily oriented x
Committed xSweet-natured x
Socially outgoing xAmbitious x
Hardworking xConsiderate x
Happy xMotorbike x
Wetherspoons, DeptfordPhil Haslehurst Residence
Victoria ParkLondis, New Road
M&M’s World, Leicester SquareMarks & Spencer, FarringdonThe Slug & Lettuce, Barbican
McDonalds, Charing CrossPhil Haslehurst Residence
Wetherspoons, DeptfordPizza Express, The Strand
Waterstones, Oxford StreetB&Q, Greenwich
Battersea Dog’s Home, BatterseaSt Paul’s Cathedral
Gregg’s the Baker, DeptfordMcDonalds, Angel
Council Library, WhitechapelEsso Petrol, New Cross
McDonalds, AngelWetherspoons, Deptford
Homebase, PeckhamTesco Supermarket, New Cross
Phil Haslehurst ResidenceAll Bar One, Leicester Square
Angus Steak House, Leicester SquareThe British Library, Euston Road
AdTech Europe, OlympiaWetherspoons, Deptford
The Wheatsheaf, PeckhamPhil Haslehurst Residence
Hyde ParkBrixton Police Station, Brixton
Wetherspoons, DeptfordMcDonalds, The Strand
PC World, New CrossThe River Thames
London Bridge
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TshirtPants
SocksChinos
ShirtPants
SocksJeansTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansSocksPantsPantsJeansTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansPants
SweatshirtJeans
JacketHat
ScarfPants
RaincoatPants
SocksTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansPants
SweatshirtJeans
Jacket
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CatsPolitics
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s NestDarwin
WorkEmotions
CorfuRugby
FriendsCabbages
TeaWhy I’m a poor listener
Her motherWhy I’m a poor boyfriend
What I can do to improve myselfCats
ReligionWineWork
PoliticsVoting
E-CigarettesHer motherMy mother
What my mother can do to improve herselfFlyingWork
UniversityHer friends
CatsWork
ReligionOne Direction
Frankie Goes to HollywoodParties
WineMonopoly
Why I’m a bad loser
02/03/1202/03/1205/03/1206/03/1215/03/1220/03/1221/03/1202/04/1209/04/1210/04/1212/04/1222/04/1223/04/1202/05/1202/05/1212/05/1213/05/1219/05/1220/05/1229/05/1205/06/1215/06/1215/06/1215/06/1221/06/1222/06/1222/06/1225/06/1227/06/1205/07/1210/08/1211/08/1211/08/1212/08/1213/08/1213/08/1220/08/1220/08/12
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26 %4 %
16 %10 %7 %
18 %55 %
4 %32 %
8 %70 %23 %
3 %9 %
18 %28 %
3 %7 %6 %5 %1 %
24 %10 %11 %2 %
18 %6 %6 %
12 %80 %
11 %25 %
8 %7 %
16 %
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TIME SPENT TOGETHER
?TIME SPENT TOGETHER
MY PLACE
TIME SPENT TOGETHER
MY PLACE
HER PLACE
Decent clothes xGood beard x
Charisma xMoney x
Humour xPhysical fitness x
Sexual appeal xPersonal hygiene x
Strong eyesight xKindness x
Musical taste xCooking ability x
02/03/1202/03/1205/03/1206/03/1215/03/1220/03/1221/03/1202/04/1209/04/1210/04/1210/04/1212/04/1222/04/1223/04/1202/05/1202/05/1212/05/1213/05/1214/05/1219/05/1220/05/1229/05/1205/06/1215/06/1215/06/1215/06/1221/06/1222/06/1222/06/1225/06/1227/06/1211/08/1211/08/1212/08/1213/08/1213/08/1220/08/1220/08/12
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251006648512011922457481100659559266230577884508953281280411156919762368345560194077
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TIME SPENT TOGETHER
RESTAURANTS
TshirtPants
SocksChinos
ShirtPants
SocksJeansTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansSocksPantsPantsJeansTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansPants
SweatshirtJeans
JacketHat
ScarfPants
RaincoatPants
SocksTshirtPants
SweatshirtJeansPants
SweatshirtJeans
Jacket
MMLMMLLLXLXLMMLSXLMMMMLLMLMSMLXLLMLLSMMLML
CLEANCLEAN2ND2ND3RDCLEAN3RD4TH3RD2ND3RDCLEAN2ND2ND3RDCLEAN4TH4TH3RD2ND2ND3RDCLEANCLEAN3RD4TH5TH4TH2ND3RD2ND4TH4TH3RDCLEAN2ND3RD3RD
YNNNNNYNNNNNNNYNNNYNNNYNYNNNNNYNYNNNNN
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TIME SPENT TOGETHER
FANCYRESTAURANTS
CatsPolitics
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s NestDarwin
WorkEmotions
CorfuRugby
FriendsCabbages
TeaWhy I’m a poor listener
Her motherWhy I’m a poor boyfriend
What I can do to improve myselfCats
ReligionWineWork
PoliticsVoting
E-CigarettesHer motherMy mother
What my mother can do to improve herselfFlyingWork
UniversityHer friends
CatsWork
ReligionOne Direction
Frankie Goes to HollywoodParties
WineMonopoly
Why I’m a bad loser
02/03/1202/03/1205/03/1206/03/1215/03/1220/03/1221/03/1202/04/1209/04/1210/04/1212/04/1222/04/1223/04/1202/05/1202/05/1212/05/1213/05/1219/05/1220/05/1229/05/1205/06/1215/06/1215/06/1215/06/1221/06/1222/06/1222/06/1225/06/1227/06/1205/07/1210/08/1211/08/1211/08/1212/08/1213/08/1213/08/1220/08/1220/08/12
6 %7 %11 %
26 %4 %
16 %10 %7 %
18 %55 %
4 %32 %
8 %70 %23 %
3 %9 %
18 %28 %
3 %7 %6 %5 %1 %
24 %10 %11 %2 %
18 %6 %6 %
12 %80 %
11 %25 %
8 %7 %
16 %
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TIME SPENT TOGETHER
CULTURE
TIME SPENT TOGETHER
WETHERSPOONS
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VESTS
JOGGING BOTTOMS
HATS
TSHIRTS
SHORTS TSHIRTS
SMART SHIRTS
SMARTTROUSERS
LAUNDRY(MISC)
SOCKS+PANTS
VESTS
JOGGING BOTTOMS
HATS
TSHIRTS
SHORTS TSHIRTS
SMART SHIRTS
SMARTTROUSERS
LAUNDRY(MISC)
?SOCKS+PANTS
VESTS
JOGGING BOTTOMS
HATS
TSHIRTS
SHORTS TSHIRTS
SMART SHIRTS
SMARTTROUSERS
LAUNDRY(MISC)
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