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Page 1: Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative
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Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

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A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

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When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

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To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.

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To prevent contraception, wear a condominium.

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Momentum:What you give a person whenthey are going away.

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The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

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Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

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Magnet:Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

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The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

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Liter:A nest of young puppies.

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Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

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Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

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The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.

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For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.

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The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

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Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

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H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

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The body consists of three parts—the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borox contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five—a, e, I, o, u.