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Being a Ryder Cup captain is not easy. Little Samantha was in her third grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. Samantha was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked her about her father Julio. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in

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Don’t mention the

word BREXIT

Etiam sit Well done David Minns winning Luz cup at Palmares

Julio Pires Europe captain 2019

Steve Juster GB captain

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front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and make love for money." 'The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Samantha aside to ask: "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Samantha, "he's the captain of the Europe Ryder Cup team, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."' Top

Out of form GB captain Poor Steve Juster was having a terrible round – 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the

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Well the two captains were announced to The Legends this week and it promises to be a long and stressful build up to the big match next May.

The two sides are drawn. Let the battle begin.

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10th, he lost it.“You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” Steve yelled.“I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Latest Betting;

Europe 4/5 favouritesGB. 5/1

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The teams are announced for the inaugural Legends Ryder Cup

match next May at Praia Del Ray. There are 10 Englishmen and 2 Welsh Dragons on the the GB team ! and 5 Swedish ,3 ☘Irish, 3 Portugese and 1 French

Leaderboard The Legends Order of Merit after 6 events.