Being Paul Hebert#2 in the “Inside the mind of an HR Blogger”

series

Inspired by the flim “Being John Malkovich”Craig Schwartz is an unemployed puppeteer in a forlorn marriage with his pet-obsessed wife Lotte. Gaining a file clerk job through Dr. Lester at LesterCorp, in the strange Floor 7½ low-ceiling offices of the Mertin-Flemmer Building in New York City, he develops an attraction to his coworker Maxine, who does not return his affections. Craig enters a small door hidden behind a filing cabinet and finds himself in the mind of actor John Malkovich; able to observe and sense whatever Malkovich does for fifteen minutes before he is ejected and dropped into a ditch near the New Jersey Turnpike.

So this is what it looks on the inside

Apparently I’m a fan of autotuning and little kids. Apparently.

“The first horseman of the Apocalypse – Kardashian book of selfies for $20. If you buy this book YOU are what is wrong with the world”

I remember when men were men and Americans were …well …American

– “No further evidence needed on the wussification of America. Gummy vitamins for grown ups. ‘Cuz we know how hard it is to swallow a little pill.”

I’m the good looking one!

I lost my Uber cherry last week.

“Used Uber for the first time today. Experience was great. Until I got

the invoice. Estimate from hotel to airport was $30 per their own app.

Invoice was $94 after ride to airport. Something shady here. ”

We will get this shit straight!

I’m not the Dude. “I didn’t do the bowling – just the italian beef.”

On Business Travel“Annnnnddddddd…… The computer needs to reboot. Gonna be at least an hour later…. I hate it when the pilots play Candy Crush on the plane’s computer.” and later “Comin’ in HOT, Chi town!”

I’ve got personality!Incentive, Reward & Recognition Personality (If news people can be “personalities” why can’t I?”)

And my 15 minutes are up!