best of battle decks 2
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Time for a question from the audience!
Opting out of the meme pool.
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Which of these is a conversation?
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CommunismVegans
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Mark as a friend.
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Someone’s lying.
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Your profits. I ATE THEM.
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Identify the bottleneck.
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Investing in youth.o hai.
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_____________ are a conversation.
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Houston.
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White folks love yachts!
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Where I wanted to stop
Where I kept going despite knowing better
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Porn Excel
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James Liptonbeavers
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Solving creative blockages.
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Thetans!
ROTFLMAO!
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We’ve solved the DRM issue.
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U’s all that’s missing!
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Cheese Libido
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Angels Buffalo wings
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ubicomp gesturing syphyllis
“ ate my balls.”
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Which of these tells a story?
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This is where babies come from.
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What is the nature of your relationship with Britney ?
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Thetans!
ROTFLMHO!
FTW!
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Why we had to pull Ballmer
from the previous slide at the
last minute…
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Fuck YEAH, it scales!
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Some things are fixable
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blue sky!
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How huge is it, and must I feed it?
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Getting Something DoneGTD