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BIKESHED#01 LOCKER TALK

Whatupp!Welcome to the first issue of Bikeshed, the ‘locker talk’ issue. In this issue we will be exposing what really was going on behind the braces, neon nails and badly applied makeup from those you secretly hated or picked on at school. We will be focusing on what was in your lockers, the notes that were passed around class and scribbled into the toilet doors whilst bunking lessons. So prepare to get taken back to the years you love to look back on or have to tried to forget. .

Peace out from the Bikeshed team.

BIKESHED#01 LOCKER TALK

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PHOTOGRAPHER TOMMY FRANCISAFTER SCHOOL CLUBA look at the stereotypical ideology and youth culture within a middle class area in South West London.

AFTER SCHOOL CLUBA look at the stereotypical ideology and youth culture within a middle class area in South West London.

Reminisce with us and have a look back at your most memorable experiences at school that you loved, hated or loved to hate <3

WHAT YOU

WHAT YOU SAYIN’

FFS!! I knew I shouldn’t of spent ages getting dressed after netball; I normally try and avoid the front row. Mr Longman is known for spitting all over us when he gets excited reading Macbeth or poems... He always goes on and on about these hidden meanings in poems, urm there isn’t one you FOOL. Hidden metaphors and meanings, I think he just makes this rubbish up so he sounds clever, does he not realize that none of us care, we have not come to learn about this crap because we want to. God, and now Louise is pissing me off I can hear her flirting with Jack, urgh she is so fake and I am sat here next to Sam Mccoy who stinks, I swear this boy never washes. My Mum is always trying to get me to hang out with him as she is friends with his Mum, Jane. Just because they are friends doesn’t mean I have to be friends with him, no offence but we are from completely different friendship groups, I don’t wanna be a bitch, I know people think I am one, but he really is a smelly loser. Anyway at least he wont be at Tom’s party tomorrow. Shit still need to buy booze well, beg my older brother to buy me some. At least I have my outfit sorted, cant wait to party with my baby gurlllss mwah mwah x x x

VICKY PIERCE

OMG. Why me? Why did this happen, I have just fallen back on my chair in my only class with fit boy and now Lucy and Sarah laughing and mocking me, they think they are so perfect with there long Barbie hair, always walking round like they are on a red carpet or something. God I hate school, ever since I became head girl I’ve been out cast even more. I didn’t even want the role, but I knew they would give it to me seeing as Mrs Williams loves me and is always saying that I am a “perfect role model for the school”, this obviously does no favours for my popularity. I wish my Mum and Steven hadn’t forced me to apply, they are always pushing me to do things and seeing as my brother was head boy when he was at school they were adamant that I applied. I don’t even know how to tell my mum that Dad wants to me go live with him now he has a new house, even though I think she would be more upset if I admitted that I didn’t want to go to college...

BECKY MASON

So tonight Maria, Candice and Ella are coming to mine after school for a sleepover, Maddie was invited but she annoyed me so I uninvited her. Then she tried to create a rival sleepover on the same night as mine (I know, can you believe it), I made all of the girls in our group promise they would come to mine, especially as I organised mine first! Now Maddie has Clare, Sophie and Amy going to hers who we are not even friends with, apparently she wanted them to come to hers, but only last week she was bitching about them to me, so I know she is lying. Madie’s meant to be my best friend I actually cant believe her, if she came over and apologised to me maybe I would forgive here , actually I would probably have to think about forgiving her for a while seeing as she has been SO annoying. She should be thankful I didn’t tell anyone that she is texting George, who I think is pretty ugly, she would die if the year found out. When people bitch about him and his braces she always joins in even though I know she lurvvves him, she definitely wants to marry him, have babies and kiss in the cinema, what a MINGA! LOL!!

DANIELLE CLARKE

PLAYING HOOKY

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I never got through a single school day without my s

because and I would use it

to . In my lessons, I used to

dream that and when my religious

studies teacher would ask me if I believe in reincarnation, I would

laugh about coming back as when I get reincarnated.

I used to use the phrase way too much but, secretly I

wish that I could still like I used to.

My teen secret that I still cringe over is .

My life would not have been the same if never existed

because . If I could change one thing

about my school years, it would be so that

. Every time I hear I can’t help

but all night long. I was probably best

known for at school but people that knew me well would

say that I’m . As a child, I would say that my defining

purpose in life was to but, today I would say it is

. If there was one thing that I would like to be

remembered for is for having with .

The funniest that has ever happened to me was !

and it’s because . If I ever met

again in a dark alleyway, I would _

and then if I was lucky .

I love school because it was just so and I

wish that .

Signed

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