1. So someone asked me to tell them about Block BWhere do I even begin?

2. They are a group of 7 boys who does hip hop musicYou think theyre good looking? Ohyoure so wrongYou will never be more wrong 3. There are way too manyJaehyos too fabulous for this 4. Now onto individual members: Date of Birth: September 24, 1990 Hes the eldest hyung, believe it or not Hes also the shortest Hes like the Honey-senpai in Block B He even has his own Mori-senpai, a.k.a P.O Say hello to Lee TaeilBut hes a badass who has a lot of tattoos 5. Next is Lee Minhyuk, a.k.a Selca God:Date of Birth: December 14, 1990 Why is he the Selca God? He has millions of selcas and theyre all from the same angleHe is mostly shipped with U-Kwon. Their ship name is U-Bomb I ship them tooHe also likes cute vaginas dimples 6. Following on is Block Bs princess, Ahn Jaehyo: He was an ulzzang Date of Birth: December 23, 1990 Even when derping, he is handsome He is surprisingly very strong! He beat Cheondung of MBLAQ in arm wrestling in less than two seconds He is NOT ugly! Block B is made of 6 ugly dudes plus one very good looking Ahn JaehyoHe is friends with Lee JoonThey call him orangehyung because hes easy to peel (tease) 7. Kitty-Kwon is next: Date of Birth: April 9, 1992 Hes so squishy and cute! He ate that lollipop whole in one go He loves animals. He also has a noona He played with a girlfriend but we dog at a filming set love him still! and was sad that it had no food He is one sexy dancer Admit it, you smile when he smiles 8. Park Kyung, a.k.a Grease-Kyung, a.k.a Kyung-cumber, a.k.a Carrot-Kyung: Hes all sexy looking, right?WRONG!Park Kyung wins not with words but with one expression He self-proclaims to be the best-looking He picks his nose on cameraHe rapped about fruits to a Maori gangHe is also the creator of this crazy shoulder dance that he is very proud ofYoung Kyung He is Zicos childhood friend 9. The leader, Woo Jiho, a.k.a Zico, a.k.a Ziaco, a.k.a my husbandHes in a secret relationship with Hello KittyDate of Birth: September 14, 1992 Its Hep Hap, not Hip Hop, get it right This is his bedHe had dreadsHe was the cutest kidHis underground name was Nacseo Lived in Canada, China and JapanWrites and produces songs His aegyo is weird 10. Last but not least, the maknae, P.O:Date of Birth: February 2, 1993A.k.a Taeils biggest fanboy Deep ass voice Cute ass motherf**kerDONT compare him to T.O.P, you assHe is in love with Sulli and Dara Search up his Hot Pink expression