- I spilled Hot coffee. I’m talking HOT coffee, all over my neck. So I know; food IS dangerous!

Urggh…And the council just HAD to pick him for this assignment…

-It wasn't my fault, you’re the one who refused to wear the rubber underpants!

Anakin, how did you know?! Oh, I always did want one of these!

Obi-wan’s birthday party.

Watching people kill each other… Doesn't get any better than this.

You should have practiced in the garage before you stepped up to someone of my level.

What?! Please, take that trash outside!

Anakin, please come closer.

Umm, I think this is as close as I’m gonna get to you…

Hey Dooku! Before I slice you, which one goes with my eyes?

Oh, I don’t know… But that blue one looks a bit dodgy.

Close your mouth Dooku; man you can peel paint !!

Anymore bright ideas?

Ok, not cool…

Droids: Ha ha, we got your light sabers, roger, roger.

Disappearing hairline? What are we trying to say here? Fogy? No. Work with me here. Oh, how about a haircut down to here?

I said I just wanted a trim!

An hour later…

Now what genius?

Well I don’t know if I’d say genius. I mean, I was asked to join Mensa…

Sigh, What do you want now?! What part of I’m trying to “make a move” don’t you understand?!

Oooo, whoa… Did you get, Botox?

Mention Botox to me, you should not…

OH MY GOSH! What the heck happened to your face?!

Oh, ha ha ha, nice mask Yoda! Man you look like some one just beat you up with an ugly stick! Well you looked like that already but now it’s just, ha ha it’s just unbearable now! Hooo, that’s a face not even a mother could love. I mean, this a joke right, this is a joke.

Ok droids, you have a choice between light saber or the Three Stooges poke in the eyes, take your pick.

Umm, sir I forgot my gloves…

Wait, no, NO!! Cough, cough, wheeze…

Anybody else?

No, we’re good.

Hmmm, is that, stuck up in… what is that? Is that SPAM stuck in your teeth?!

(Licks inside of lip) What?! Where?

Hey Obi-wan! I’m going to Naboo for that new assignment now!

Oh, alright. May the force be with Anakin!

Anakin is gone, he’s gone, he’s gone!

Oh! Anakin is gone, he’s gone…

Anakin is gone, he’s… Is that the DOOR?!!

Forgot, my saber…

Anakin is gone, he’s gone, he’s gone!

Put your hands in the air, like you just don’t care! Oowa! Oowa! Oowa! Oowa !

Don’t like pointy thing coming towards me… No, wait! Hold up!

OH, my back!!

HA! Dang, now that’s ripped! He’s so ripped his bologna don’t have no first name!!

Laughing at me, are you? You little smart-mouth, laugh at this, will you?!

Ooohhhh!

My legs! OH my gosh, I can’t feel my legs!!

Ha ya’ little jerks! Padawan tipping, that is! Go home to mama!!

Yo Ani! We ain’t seen you down in the arena lately, so where you been huh?

The name is Anakin, punk! You better recognize!

Well fine. Be that way! I don’t have to put up with this junk; I’m gonna go sleep in the speeder!

I’m the chosen one, I just can’t get these darn cuffs off!

Oh, this is a nice ship. What music stations does it have?

I don’t know, I’ll check.

Oh yeah! Salsa music! Come on! Everybody Mamba!!

Okay… that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

Hey I think I’ll call the girls over!

The girls?! What? No…

NOOOOOO!!!!