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    Serialized fction surged in popularityduring Britain's Victorian era, due to a

    combination o the rise o literacy,technological advances in printing, and

    improved economics o distribution. Asignifcant majority o original novels

    rom the Victorian era actually frstappeared in either monthly or !ee"ly

    installments in magazines or ne!spapers.

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    The Bob Mysteries How I got Here

    Purely by Accident

    Jim Petersen

    2016

    ISBN: pending

    The events depicted herein are purely the invention of the authorexcept where they are public record and in no way should be construedto describe real events or persons.

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    The Bb !ysteries " Pre#uel

    $h%pter &ne

    My name is Robert Thor Jonsen. Im a Police Major Crime Scene

    Inestigator. I only get calle! when the worst things that eer ha""en to

    "eo"le# ha""en.

    Please howeer$ call me Bob. Jonsen is "ro%no%nce! &'on sen( b%t Ie

    learne! the har! way not to e)"ect that to ha""en in this li*e. I !o !raw the

    line with legal !oc%ments li+e s%b"oenas howeer. ,hen theyre a!!resse!

    to &Jonson$ Johnson$ Jansen$ Jensen$ Johanson$( etc. I re*%se to sign the

    ret%rn o* serice. This really !ries the Prosec%tors -**ice n%ts. To%gh.

    They sho%l! care eno%gh to try to get my name right.

    It ha! beg%n ten !ays ago. It was a *airly %iet S%n!ay morning. I was

    !oing what I %s%ally !o/ trying to catch %" on all the crime scene re"orts that

    my 0ie%tenant was ery "olitely s%ggesting sho%l! hae been s%bmitte! a

    wee+ ago.

    I was sitting at my !es+. 1ct%ally$ I was sitting a bit away *rom my !es+

    with my *eet %" an! my tho%ghts *oc%se! on going to 1la Moana *or a 23

    swim. The "hone jarre! me o%t o* my ha""y "lace an! I "ic+e! %" the

    receier.&Bob$ This is 3ainoa 1+ana *rom 456. I +now yo% !ont %s%ally come

    o%t *or these +ine cases b%t I hae a ba! *eeling abo%t this$(

    I +now 3ainoa$ hes a soli! o**icer. I listene!.

    He sai! &'ester!ay$ a local ,aimanalo girl$ Malia was re"orte! missing

    by her mother. Shes a goo! girl$ a comm%nity college st%!ent an! always

    !e"en!able$(

    &7o on( I sai!

    &,ell$ shes always home *rom school *or !inner b%t last night she !i!nt

    show. She always calls i* she cant ma+e it b%t last night she !i!nt.(

    &So$ she went o%t with her boy*rien! an! 8neah li+e tell her mom$( I

    sai!.

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    &9ah$ nah$ its not li+e that. She calle! her mom an! sai! she was gonna

    !rie bac+ *rom town. Her mom sai! 8be care*%l Malia girl$ it gonna storm$(

    &So what !o yo% hae:( I as+e!.

    &I got her car on Pali Highway an! a ery ba! *eeling$(

    I tho%ght abo%t it *or a moment. ,ere not s%""ose! to go o%t *or sim"le

    aban!one! a%to cases an! were not s%""ose! to go o%t %nless were

    !is"atche! by CI4. Its not that we are so s"ecial$ its j%st that there are not

    eno%gh o* %s to sen! r%nning aro%n! the islan! *or j%n+ that can be screwe!

    %" j%st as well by beat o**icers an! it wont matter.

    Then I tho%ght abo%t 3ainoa. I* he says somethings wrong$ it "robably

    is.

    &0et me get my st%** together an! Ill be oer in abo%t twenty min%tes.

    ,here are yo%:(

    &J%s ma+ai o* ol! 3ail%a 4rie5in$(

    (7ot it$( I sai!.

    &'o% got here "retty *ast$( sai! 3ainoa. &Its only been twenty min%tes

    since I wen call yo%$(

    &It was either that or sit in the o**ice an! ty"e re"orts. Is that the car:( I

    sai!

    &'eah$ the siler Toyota "%lle! o** the si!e o* the roa!(

    &4i! yo% *in! it 3ainoa:(

    &9ah$ it was Milton on *irst watch. He calle! me to ta+e oer an! wait *orthe tow wagon when he went o** !%ty$(

    &,hat gae yo% a ba! *eeling abo%t the car:(

    &Malias my co%sins *rien!. Her *amily calle! me when she !i!nt come

    home last night. Theyre really worrie!. They sai! its j%st not li+e her. To

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    tell the tr%th$ Im worrie! too. Malias a sweet girl(

    &1nybo!y to%ch the car:( I as+e!

    &I !i!nt. I calle! yo% as soon as I saw it was Malias.(

    &-+$ Im going to treat this li+e a serio%s case. Ill "hoto the scene an!

    the e)terior o* the ehicle an! then well o"en it %" an! ta+e a loo+ insi!e$(

    &Than+s Bob$ I +new yo% wo%l!nt blow me o**$(

    &Hey 3ainoa$ !i! Milton hae chic+en +ats% *or !inner last night:(

    &I !ont +now$ why:(

    &Beca%se theres a big *at greasy "olice o**icer th%mb "rint on the !oor

    han!le. Tell the *irst watch comman!er to !rag Miltons ass bac+ !own to

    the s%bstation an! get elimination "rints an! a statement *rom him. Maybe i*

    we !ist%rb his bea%ty slee"$ hell sto" being s%ch a bonehea! at crime

    scenes$(

    &Bob$ !i! yo% see the s+i! mar+s in the !irt behin! the car:(

    &'eah$ there are act%ally two sets o* trac+s$ one set *rom Malias. The

    other set is *rom a bigger car$ "robably 4etroit iron. I "hotogra"he! the

    trac+s b%t theres not eno%gh !etail *or com"arison$(

    &3ainoa$ !i! yo% notice that the !oors are %nloc+e! an! theres no +ey in

    the ignition: Im going insi!e$(

    &I hae neer seen s%ch a clean si) year ol! Toyota. Theres nothing in

    here$( I sai!.

    &3ainoa$ come here an! loo+ at this$(

    Contrary to "o"%lar o"inion$ yo% can almost neer recoer any "rints

    *rom a steering wheel or a !ashboar!. That is %nless yo%re Che *rom

    Hawaii ;ie5< b%t there are %s%ally sweet th%mb"rints on the rear iew

    mirror. =s"ecially when a !i**erent !rier %ses the car li+e say$ an a%to thie*.

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    &,hat !o yo% see on the mirror 3ainoa: >se my *lashlight(

    &9othing$ no wait$ theres some +in! o* "attern$ +in!a li+e cross5

    hatching$(

    &Bingo$ yo% got it. By the way$ thats the "attern that a cotton cloth

    ma+es when somebo!y wi"es !own the entire interior o* a car. 'o% +now

    what b%!!y: 9ow Im worrie! too. -n yo%r re"ort$ be s%re an! write all o*

    the st%** that yo% an! I !i! an! how the scene was "resere!. I !ont li+e

    what I see here$(

    &7et a tow wagon an! hae them ta+e Malias car to the Police Im"o%n!.

    Tell the g%ys at the yar! to treat it li+e it was ei!ence in a homici!e$( I sai!.

    &-h shit$( sai! 3ainoa.