bob prequel ch1 - how i got here
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Serialized fction surged in popularityduring Britain's Victorian era, due to a
combination o the rise o literacy,technological advances in printing, and
improved economics o distribution. Asignifcant majority o original novels
rom the Victorian era actually frstappeared in either monthly or !ee"ly
installments in magazines or ne!spapers.
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The Bob Mysteries How I got Here
Purely by Accident
Jim Petersen
2016
ISBN: pending
The events depicted herein are purely the invention of the authorexcept where they are public record and in no way should be construedto describe real events or persons.
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The Bb !ysteries " Pre#uel
$h%pter &ne
My name is Robert Thor Jonsen. Im a Police Major Crime Scene
Inestigator. I only get calle! when the worst things that eer ha""en to
"eo"le# ha""en.
Please howeer$ call me Bob. Jonsen is "ro%no%nce! &'on sen( b%t Ie
learne! the har! way not to e)"ect that to ha""en in this li*e. I !o !raw the
line with legal !oc%ments li+e s%b"oenas howeer. ,hen theyre a!!resse!
to &Jonson$ Johnson$ Jansen$ Jensen$ Johanson$( etc. I re*%se to sign the
ret%rn o* serice. This really !ries the Prosec%tors -**ice n%ts. To%gh.
They sho%l! care eno%gh to try to get my name right.
It ha! beg%n ten !ays ago. It was a *airly %iet S%n!ay morning. I was
!oing what I %s%ally !o/ trying to catch %" on all the crime scene re"orts that
my 0ie%tenant was ery "olitely s%ggesting sho%l! hae been s%bmitte! a
wee+ ago.
I was sitting at my !es+. 1ct%ally$ I was sitting a bit away *rom my !es+
with my *eet %" an! my tho%ghts *oc%se! on going to 1la Moana *or a 23
swim. The "hone jarre! me o%t o* my ha""y "lace an! I "ic+e! %" the
receier.&Bob$ This is 3ainoa 1+ana *rom 456. I +now yo% !ont %s%ally come
o%t *or these +ine cases b%t I hae a ba! *eeling abo%t this$(
I +now 3ainoa$ hes a soli! o**icer. I listene!.
He sai! &'ester!ay$ a local ,aimanalo girl$ Malia was re"orte! missing
by her mother. Shes a goo! girl$ a comm%nity college st%!ent an! always
!e"en!able$(
&7o on( I sai!
&,ell$ shes always home *rom school *or !inner b%t last night she !i!nt
show. She always calls i* she cant ma+e it b%t last night she !i!nt.(
&So$ she went o%t with her boy*rien! an! 8neah li+e tell her mom$( I
sai!.
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&9ah$ nah$ its not li+e that. She calle! her mom an! sai! she was gonna
!rie bac+ *rom town. Her mom sai! 8be care*%l Malia girl$ it gonna storm$(
&So what !o yo% hae:( I as+e!.
&I got her car on Pali Highway an! a ery ba! *eeling$(
I tho%ght abo%t it *or a moment. ,ere not s%""ose! to go o%t *or sim"le
aban!one! a%to cases an! were not s%""ose! to go o%t %nless were
!is"atche! by CI4. Its not that we are so s"ecial$ its j%st that there are not
eno%gh o* %s to sen! r%nning aro%n! the islan! *or j%n+ that can be screwe!
%" j%st as well by beat o**icers an! it wont matter.
Then I tho%ght abo%t 3ainoa. I* he says somethings wrong$ it "robably
is.
&0et me get my st%** together an! Ill be oer in abo%t twenty min%tes.
,here are yo%:(
&J%s ma+ai o* ol! 3ail%a 4rie5in$(
(7ot it$( I sai!.
&'o% got here "retty *ast$( sai! 3ainoa. &Its only been twenty min%tes
since I wen call yo%$(
&It was either that or sit in the o**ice an! ty"e re"orts. Is that the car:( I
sai!
&'eah$ the siler Toyota "%lle! o** the si!e o* the roa!(
&4i! yo% *in! it 3ainoa:(
&9ah$ it was Milton on *irst watch. He calle! me to ta+e oer an! wait *orthe tow wagon when he went o** !%ty$(
&,hat gae yo% a ba! *eeling abo%t the car:(
&Malias my co%sins *rien!. Her *amily calle! me when she !i!nt come
home last night. Theyre really worrie!. They sai! its j%st not li+e her. To
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tell the tr%th$ Im worrie! too. Malias a sweet girl(
&1nybo!y to%ch the car:( I as+e!
&I !i!nt. I calle! yo% as soon as I saw it was Malias.(
&-+$ Im going to treat this li+e a serio%s case. Ill "hoto the scene an!
the e)terior o* the ehicle an! then well o"en it %" an! ta+e a loo+ insi!e$(
&Than+s Bob$ I +new yo% wo%l!nt blow me o**$(
&Hey 3ainoa$ !i! Milton hae chic+en +ats% *or !inner last night:(
&I !ont +now$ why:(
&Beca%se theres a big *at greasy "olice o**icer th%mb "rint on the !oor
han!le. Tell the *irst watch comman!er to !rag Miltons ass bac+ !own to
the s%bstation an! get elimination "rints an! a statement *rom him. Maybe i*
we !ist%rb his bea%ty slee"$ hell sto" being s%ch a bonehea! at crime
scenes$(
&Bob$ !i! yo% see the s+i! mar+s in the !irt behin! the car:(
&'eah$ there are act%ally two sets o* trac+s$ one set *rom Malias. The
other set is *rom a bigger car$ "robably 4etroit iron. I "hotogra"he! the
trac+s b%t theres not eno%gh !etail *or com"arison$(
&3ainoa$ !i! yo% notice that the !oors are %nloc+e! an! theres no +ey in
the ignition: Im going insi!e$(
&I hae neer seen s%ch a clean si) year ol! Toyota. Theres nothing in
here$( I sai!.
&3ainoa$ come here an! loo+ at this$(
Contrary to "o"%lar o"inion$ yo% can almost neer recoer any "rints
*rom a steering wheel or a !ashboar!. That is %nless yo%re Che *rom
Hawaii ;ie5< b%t there are %s%ally sweet th%mb"rints on the rear iew
mirror. =s"ecially when a !i**erent !rier %ses the car li+e say$ an a%to thie*.
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&,hat !o yo% see on the mirror 3ainoa: >se my *lashlight(
&9othing$ no wait$ theres some +in! o* "attern$ +in!a li+e cross5
hatching$(
&Bingo$ yo% got it. By the way$ thats the "attern that a cotton cloth
ma+es when somebo!y wi"es !own the entire interior o* a car. 'o% +now
what b%!!y: 9ow Im worrie! too. -n yo%r re"ort$ be s%re an! write all o*
the st%** that yo% an! I !i! an! how the scene was "resere!. I !ont li+e
what I see here$(
&7et a tow wagon an! hae them ta+e Malias car to the Police Im"o%n!.
Tell the g%ys at the yar! to treat it li+e it was ei!ence in a homici!e$( I sai!.
&-h shit$( sai! 3ainoa.