BOYS VS. GIRLS

WHY I WOULD LIKE TO BE A BOY

• ADVANTAGES:• He keeps young image• He keeps his surname• He needn’t give birth• His muscular body is so sexy • He can do much more sports (and still look

great)

WHY I WOULDN’T LIKE TO BE A BOY

• DISADVANTAGES:• His child is never sure to be his own• He is supposed to be a breadwinner• He easily succumbs women

WHY I WOULD LIKE TO BE A GIRL

• ADVANTAGE:• She can wear make-up• She knows how to use her charm• She knows her child is really

hers• She is allowed to cry

WHY I WOULDN’T LIKE TO BE A GIRL

• DISADVANTAGES:• She must keep the household• She doesn‘t have much power• When she looks very alluring, she is taken

for a whore

HOW CAN A GIRL OFFEND A BOY

• You have no muscles!• You are too sensitive!• We will be friends!• Georg can do it better! • You don‘t understand it! Get away!

HOW CAN A GIRL PLEASE A BOY

• You are so hot! • You are so clever! • Paul should learn from you!

HOW CAN A BOY OFFEND A GIRL

• You are so fat!• You look like a bitch! • Your sister is so hot! • You are not pretty!• I have got a girlfriend.

HOW CAN A BOY PLEASE A GIRL

• These flowers are for you!• You are prettier than her!• I love you!• Will you marry me?