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Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:45:15
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Greetings.
Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative
of my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs,
and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local
years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.
I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anything
you like. I will answer to the best of my abilities, but will not divulge critical information on technologies
or resources outside of your current species understanding. I will tell you things that are, things that
were, things that seem impossible but are most definitely possible, but nothing that will significantly
alter the course of your organic and technological evolution.
To get the most obvious question out of the way, I am doing this because it is important for me to
understand the Homo Sapien, and this is a useful medium for doing so.
The chosen picture depicting a well-known cultural icon is roughly approximate to my species physical
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appearance. Not the same, but close.
Anonymous(ID: 94OHlhMq ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:49:41 No.561089080 >>561090104>>561093067
I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and
science says
Anonymous(ID: xS0Q/ILe ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:51:45 No.561089358
We welcome you sir.
Anonymous(ID: 5qrhE878 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:19 No.561089447 >>561090104
Guess I'm biting too..
How to volunteer for anal probe?
Anonymous(ID: x96SVwA7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:27 No.561089470 >>561095087
inb4 ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: OTshfu9s ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:32 No.561089480 >>561089663>>561093067>>561095087
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: hIgIoLJ8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:43 No.561089506 >>561095087
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 2m430GM6 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:46 No.561089513
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you have my attention
Anonymous(ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:48 No.561089518 >>561090104
>>561088484 (OP)
Why would an "alien" waste their time on /b/?
Anonymous(ID: wWsFJDlD ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:49 No.561089525 >>561095087
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: FKniNSNi ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:50 No.561089529 >>561090104
Is time travel possible? Something like a tardis?
Anonymous(ID: RxWDnn3V ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:58 No.561089548
Fucking kill yourself you faggot
Anonymous(ID: A1EhLvRa ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:18 No.561089606 >>561090104
Greetings. Please do not be alarmed, you are not file:///C:/!111/_b_ - Greetings. Please do not be alarmed, you are not.htm
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>>561088484 (OP)
Was Atlantis Real?
Who built the pyramids?
Is it true our souls are trapped in a continuous reincarnation on earth?
Anonymous(ID: DfVhS3PY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:30 No.561089630 >>561095087
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 31ETyaDo ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:44 No.561089663
File: ya blew it.jpg(12 KB, 254x321)
>>561089480
>ayy lmao
this should have been the first replay.
Anonymous(ID: kU6rQvL+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:56 No.561089691
>>561088484 (OP)
Hey Alien. Can you give me some money please. I'll need about 200,000 dollars by next week.
Anonymous(ID: FQ8vyRTY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:58 No.561089698 >>561095087
File: 1.jpg(63 KB, 338x464)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: yB3/EZDS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:09 No.561089725 >>561104906
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Alien equivolent of tits or GTFO
Anonymous(ID: uFO5SeQy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:19 No.561089743 >>561091821
I personally find that this medium is a safe and effective way for both sides to comfortably learn
about and from each other. What is your name?
Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:29 No.561089763 >>561095087
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:43 No.561089801 >>561091821
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dude, do you guys really look like that?
that would scare the shit out of me, these being look so dangerous, like they would kill me with
hidden fangs in their mouths, or poison stings in the hands
Anonymous(ID: KNnSBBJy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:49 No.561089816
File: ayy lmao.gif(1.24 MB, 268x304)
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:08 No.561089861 >>561095087
Ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:53 No.561089963 >>561091821
>>561088484 (OP)
Did you guys help Hitler?
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:48 No.561090104 >>561090390>>561090470>>561090528
>>561090678>>561090906>>561091223>>561091554>>561091720>>561098490
>>561089080
Human religions are simple ego-centric cognitive constructs used to explain your environment in
the absence of actual data. Similar phenomenons are common in intelligent pre-scientific species.
Human science is an important stepping stone in your evolution. It has not quite sunk in yet, but the
global ramifications of developing science have changed your species forever. There are many
routes you can take at this point in your history. You may refine your computational technology to
the point where you can upload your consciousness, although this is not without complication.
>>561089447
You cannot volunteer. You are screened and reviewed before being chosen for testing.
>>561089518
I desire to learn more about your species.
>>561089529
Time travel is not possible as you currently understand it. Time is not linear, and you cannot go
"back" and "forward" along it as you would watch a movie.
>>561089606
There are sunken civilizations on your planet. Atlantis is a name describing multiple hypothesized
lost civilizations.
The pyramids we're built by human ancestors. The common understanding that they were built by
slaves under an Egyptian ruler is not correct.
The human concept of a soul is similar to your religions. It is ego-centric and bound to your animal
bodies. Your real "soul", or the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the
cosmos.
Anonymous(ID: QUgphsR1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:55 No.561090119 >>561095087
File: Ayy lmao +1.jpg(6 KB, 225x225)
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Ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: yBrUFkx7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:21 No.561090348 >>561091821
>>561088484 (OP)
Want a beer?
Anonymous(ID: Aob2eVDT ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:32 No.561090384
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>>561088484 (OP)
How do you feel about xenonauts?
Anonymous(ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:35 No.561090390
>>561090104
You're not going to find anything that you're looking for on here my friend.
Anonymous(ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:02 No.561090457
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Will you prove me?
Anonymous(ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:07 No.561090470
>>561090104
> the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the cosmos.
that's enough for me, see you on next life space-traveller fella.
Anonymous(ID:8KldoGrk
) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:37 No.561090528
>>561090104
Can I become one of you like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
Anonymous(ID: owmdT+QK ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:47 No.561090556 >>561095087
and on that day, the alien returned to its people with the decree of mankind, as best it could
determine:
"ayy lmao"
So much for them
Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:24 No.561090649 >>561091821
>>561088484 (OP)
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So I want to see a human race focused on biological technology only. Are there other races shoved
had luck with this technological path?
Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090678 >>561091821
>>561090104
So what happens when we die?
Oh yeah, pics and a timestamp /b/ro
Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090679
>>561088484 (OP)
What proof can you offer? You will be taken more seriously.
Anonymous(ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:18 No.561090749
Show us your sexual apparatus.
Anonymous(ID: wbUn3job ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:41 No.561090808 >>561095087File: pd799648.jpg(87 KB, 341x369)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: AJFUlqzJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:02:28 No.561090906
>>561090104
Do you know my first name?
Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:03:23 No.561091025 >>561092831>>561093407>>561094339
>>561088484 (OP)
Why have you been abducting me every few months since I was a kid?
Anonymous(ID: ycBZVkKB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:24 No.561091150 >>561091821>>561105814
>>561088484 (OP)
Explain your alien reproductive method and why you need our women for it.
Does your species have enemies?
What do you do for recreation?
How has your species interacted with humanity before?
Anonymous(ID: nTgDTjYU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:44 No.561091201
>>561088484 (OP)
What part of Mexico are you from?
Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:53 No.561091223 >>561091821
>>561090104
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What is the name and galactic origin of your race?
Anonymous(ID: MTYOz5ri ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:56 No.561091348 >>561093250
I'm curious as to this, if mankind is on the brink of extinction due to our own mistakes or some other
influence, would your kind or any others do anything to stop it? Or just let nature run its course?
Anonymous(ID: fzv19X+G ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:57 No.561091351 >>561093250
>>561088484 (OP)
>We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and,
occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.
Don't you think it's time to visit us in person, I'll have a warm cup of coffee waiting for you, no
probes pls.
Anonymous(ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:58 No.561091354 >>561093250
>>561088484 (OP)
what are reptillians and are they relevant to the "greys" ?
Anonymous(ID: c7aVEAGF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:06:36 No.561091436
>>561088484 (OP)
how 2 reach light speed pls?
Anonymous(ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:07:37 No.561091554 >>561093250
>>561090104
How do your species fuck?
Is it compatible with the penis/vagina interface?
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:08:52 No.561091720 >>561093250
>>561090104
Is faster-than-light travel possible? If not, do you enter a hibernation state to travel here?
Also, approximately how far is your homeworld in light-years? Mind divulging the name of the star
system?
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:09:40 No.561091821 >>561092320>>561092418>>561092624
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>>561089743
My species is known as the Oloroi. We do not have personal names as such.
>>561089801
Not exactly. The average human is about forty centimeters taller than me. We have pale grey-blue
skin, large black eyes, and large central nervous structures.
>>561089963
We did not assist nor attempt to stop the human warlord Hitler.
>>561090348
I appreciate the sentiment, but your alcoholic yeast beverage would destroy my digestivestructures.
>>561090649
This depends on what you mean by "biological technology". Your species is starting to figure out
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the chemical power behind algae, which is very valuable. Your prosthetics are becoming more and
more sophisticated every decade. There is another species about as old and established as my
own, who are entirely uploaded into synthetic bodies.
>>561090678
When you die, your physical organism decays and breaks down. Your constituent chemicals are
returned to the cosmos. The life force that animates your being rejoins the greater life force of the
universe, which is projected through every living thing.
>>561091150
We are a post-sex species. Reproduction is entirely artificial.
Our species does not have enemies. We do not operate aggressively. Our way of life is significantly
more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our technologies are more advanced than
every Tier 2 species.
For recreation, we do just as many things as humans do. We listen to music, although most
humans do not immediately recognize it as such when they hear it. Personally, I enjoy exo-botany.
We have been interacting with humanity for the last 12,500 years.
>>561091223
We are the Oloroi, and are from this galaxy.
Anonymous(ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:18 No.561092008
Why won't you provide proof?
Anonymous(ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:48 No.561092080 >>561098764
What about "grey rights"?
Anonymous(ID: RZNj82bB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:13:42 No.561092320 >>561093250
>>561091821
What do you think about how we're doing with developing technology such as computers, as
inefficient as they are.
Anonymous(ID: bJPB4h0I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:24 No.561092418 >>561093250
>>561091821
Do you have the same electromagnetic spectrum of sight as we do? If so, what is your favorite
color?
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:46 No.561092463 >>561094339
Would using a well organized system of robots that can mine, build, and automate farming and
services outside the monetary system, be able to effectively bring a stop to the monetary system
and update it with a resource based economy, and would doing so right now work considering
governments and corporations such as the international bank cartels that want all the power to
themselves?
Anonymous(ID: dWEzRX6p ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:18 No.561092531 >>561092620
>>561088484 (OP)
Why is your race a bunch of colossal faggots?
Anonymous(ID: D5g3EJnt ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:54 No.561092620
>>561092531
this
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Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:56 No.561092624 >>561093905>>561094339
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>>561091821
Biological technologies like the tyrannies from war hammer 40k. Central
neural linkage, hyper-evolution, organic tools, shelter, and means of
transportation.
Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:00 No.561092629 >>561094339
>>561091821
Does your species keep pets as humans do or do you view this as immoral, perhaps considering it
to be undue interference with another species?
Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:17 No.561092667
Why can't you leave us alone
Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:35 No.561092709 >>561094339
Where on Earth are you currently located? How did you get here? What is the name of your
planet?
Anonymous(ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:58 No.561092754 >>561094339
Do you think the human race will end before we reach a higher form of thinking and understanding
of the universe? Or do you think we'll keep behaving the way we do even after we reach a space
faring age?
Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:01 No.561092759
>>561088484 (OP)
if you have ben waching us then you undertand our sexual reproductive with that said you would
understand when i say
tits or gtfo!
lets see sum alien tits
Anonymous(ID: vACi+h3s ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:25 No.561092801
hey hahaha
Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:38 No.561092831
>>561091821
OP pls respond
>>561091025
Anonymous(ID: c/NtJK+I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:54 No.561092864 >>561093348>>561095087
Ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: Sb+4gldf ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:08 No.561093005
What is the purpose behind the supposed human/non-human hybrids? Is it study, assimilation help,
or otherwise?
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Why do you do things with cows, if that is your kind doing it?
Does your race have any use for personal vehicles comparable to human cars? Ie sports ships,
muscle pods, etc
Anonymous(ID: Ls1/NVHL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:33 No.561093067
File: 1407299702497.jpg(17 KB, 230x321)
>>561089480I'm very disappointed that this was not the
first reply.
>>561089080
Nigga, you dun goofed. Take a break from /b/
for a while.
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:03 No.561093250 >>561093407>>561093609>>561093680
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>>561091348
If you were in immediate danger of destroying the habitability of your planet, we would intervene.Each life-supporting world is extremely valuable, and cannot be destroyed because of intra-species
resource / ideology conflicts.
>>561091351
We have visited in person. We maintain regular communication with multiple governments. It is, by
and large, the desires of your governments that our existence be kept, as you would say, "on the
down low".
>>561091354
The "Reptilians" are not quite what they are believed to be on Earth. Their real counterparts are
similar to your reptiles in appearance, but not much else. They are very intelligence, very cunning,
and operate their space as a federation of dynasties. A militant political faction within one dynastyhas landed on Earth and is conducting limited experimentation, with the involvement of several
governments.
>>561091554
Tens of thousands of generations ago, we had physical sexual intercourse. We grow new Oloroi in
labs.
>>561091720
Faster-than-light travel is not possible. However, it is possible to warp space itself to functionally
travel faster than light. There are additional means of FTL travel that your theoretical scientists are
barely beginning to tap into.
>>561092320
Your technology is progressing at a strong pace. In fact, the people of planet Earth have, right now,
the capacity to colonize most of your system. You collectively hold yourselves back with economic
and political ideologies that do not recognize this as an important prerogative, however.
>>561092418
We can observe a frequency of 380-820 THz.
Anonymous(ID: jZwenupE ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:14 No.561093265 >>561095087
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:36 No.561093312 >>561095975
>>561091821
>Our way of life is significantly more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our
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technologies are more advanced than every Tier 2 species.
How would you describe these Tiers? And are they any similar to Michio Kaku's Civilization scale?
Anonymous(ID: bRzoABf5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:52 No.561093348
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>>561092864
Anonymous(ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:22:20 No.561093407
>>561093250
OP u poo poo bum answer my question
>>561091025
Anonymous(ID: Euc4un2D ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:23:58 No.561093607
>>561088484 (OP)
>Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as
representative of my people to yours.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEANER
Anonymous(ID: 1jLMYqv1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:00 No.561093609 >>561095087
>>561093250
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:34 No.561093680 >>561095975
>>561093250
How old are you?
Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:53 No.561093727 >>561095975
How old are you and what is the average lifespan of your species?
What are the animals of your planet like?
Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:56 No.561093730 >>561094882>>561095975
Why have you chosen a website like 4chan instead of a more reputable site like Reddit?
Because as you're aware, things can be fabricated very easily on here.
Also, more questions. Who built Stonehenge and why? Why were the Maori built? Why did the
Maya's leave Machu Pichu?
Anonymous(ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:26:16 No.561093903 >>561095975
>>561088484 (OP)
is there really a heaven or hell does god *jesus* exsist?
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will the us government ever admit extra terrestrials
Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:26:17 No.561093905
>>561092624
>>561093250
I'd like to know.
Anonymous(ID: qQoXufTD ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:27:57 No.561094082 >>561095087>>561095975
OP / Alien /b/ro,
What are your thoughts on the whole feminist ideology? Would you consider making em fuck off?
Also, ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:28:14 No.561094113
>>561093250
Thz?
nigger u dum goofed
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:29:43 No.561094339 >>561094786>>561094821>>561095273
>>561095376>>561098490
>>561092463
Yes, that would work. This is a successful building strategy for many species. However, your
current sociopolitical environment will make accumulating the necessary initial resources
prohibitively difficult.
>>561092624
These forms of technology are best utilized by species that evolved along a more hive-oriented
lifestyle. There are several species that utilize technology that amplifies and refines their natural
collective neural cloud. Many species utilize organic technology in their production lines to minimize
dangerous and un-recyclable wastes.
>>561092629
Keeping pets is not immoral. Consider that a dog benefits greatly from it's position as a "pet";
comfortable housing, nutritious food, exercise, and a much safer life than it would have in the wild.
It is important to realize that the human-canine relationship, much like any relationship humans
have to their domesticated organisms, is symbiotic, and the organisms benefit from it just as much
as you do.
>>561092709
I am not on Earth currently. I am in a small survey ship 300 meters above the surface of [OMITTED]
desert.
>>561092754
It is possible for you to change, but it will only happen after many generations. It is possible for
humans to wipe themselves out, but we will intervene if we can if the biosphere is threatened.
>>561091025
Sometimes people who display fascinating biological anomalies get rechecked. Do you have any
unusual illnesses, malformations, or glandular problems?
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:29:51 No.561094353 >>561095975
What information do you have on the star systems mapped out on Mars and many ancient sites on
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earth? Specifically the most revered one "Forehead of face on Mars, Temple of Ra in Egypt,
Stonehenge, Washington Monument, ect."
Anonymous(ID: vM4uZR/v ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:30:16 No.561094401 >>561095975
>>561088484 (OP)
When will the WW3 start and why ?
Anonymous(ID: Aa7xED2e ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:31:32 No.561094581 >>561094921
I can't tell if OP is legit or not.
Anonymous(ID: kYkeAmXw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:19 No.561094674 >>561095087
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: OEn0ox+P ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:49 No.561094730
do you have certain individuals that you like to monitor because they interest or amuse you?
if so, am i one of them?
Anonymous(ID: eSY0dzzS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:17 No.561094786
>>561094339
i was born lacking certain ligaments, longer intestinal tract.
come say hi?
Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:37 No.561094821 >>561097050
>>561094339
Okay, great, I feel the same way, but does your species keep pets as well was the main question
there.
Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:00 No.561094875 >>561097050
Is there a God?
Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:04 No.561094882
>>561093730
Op, please
Anonymous(ID: sLJ4zDSw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:20 No.561094921 >>561095510
>>561094581
On one hand, we want him to be real, because it's the more interesting choice.
On the other hand, even if he's not real, he's doing a REAL good job.
Getting to know our race over /b/ is so damn genius, he has to be real.
Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:29 No.561094939
>>561088484 (OP)
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
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Anonymous(ID: FkEX1jaw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:27 No.561095062 >>561097050
>>561093250
Do you ever plan on making actual conact with people outside the government, as in visiting the
actual society?
Also, how would you stop the economical/political holdback of scientific progress, or rather how
would you advise us to do it?
Anonymous(ID: iisEz0LU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:38 No.561095087
>>561088484 (OP)
>>561089470
>>561089480
>>561089506
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>>561094082
>>561094674
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:34 No.561095213 >>561097050
I think the idea of space travel is amazing. Will it be available to anyone within my life time? I'm 18
by the way.
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:59 No.561095273
>>561094339
What star system are you from?
How far is it?
Are "reptilians" also extraterrestrials, or did they evolve on earth like dinosaurs?
Anonymous(ID: tL3DzYMu ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:19 No.561095328
rollin
Anonymous(ID: jUbHxN6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:38 No.561095376 >>561097050
>>561094339
Which of the Human races do you find the most fascinating?
Anonymous(ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:38:42 No.561095510 >>561096026>>561098273
>>561094921
Well, I'm not 100% sure but I think Oloroi is coincidentally the same name as a village in Uganda.
Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:18 No.561095595 >>561096304>>561098273
do you have a hierarchy of sum sort mabey a monarchy or a diplomatic society or is there a single
council that you report to and that discuss everey larg decision and make collective decision based
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on multiple experts analyses based on there field of study?
Anonymous(ID: 2qSVtMuT ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:44 No.561095653
is there an alien race out there with perfect plump ghetto bootyes? who have a craving for under
average cock?
Anonymous(ID: SdAnI9CS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:40:51 No.561095810 >>561095935
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>>561088484 (OP)
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll
center of a tootsie pop?
Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:41:44 No.561095929 >>561098273
How does first contact between two alien species usually happen and how advanced is theyoungest of those species at the time?
Anonymous(ID: PFTKISnK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:41:46 No.561095935
>>561095810
How many dicks does this faggot suck hourly?
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:01 No.561095975 >>561096329>>561096337>>561096405
>>561096565>>561097147>>561097496>>561098490>>561099453
>>561093312
They are somewhat similar.
Tier 1 species have not left their home planet. Many of these are pre-scientific and are quietly
observed.
Tier 2 species are space-capable, but have not developed trans-dimensional technology or
quantum manipulation.
Tier 3 species are space-capable, and have developed trans-dimensional technology and quantum
manipulation. The "reptilians" I mentioned earlier are a Tier 2 species. The moment your astronaut
Yuri Gagarin went into space, you began your transition into a Tier 2 species. There are decimal
abbreviations in this scale to recognize gradients within these determinants.
>>561093680
>>561093727
I was created and "born" approximately 408 local years ago. I have a functional lifespan of roughly
750 local earth years.
>>561093730
Stonehedge was built by humans. It holds astronomical significance and was used to keep time
and track star/planet movement across generations. The Maori are a population group, they were
not built. Macchu Pichu was not built by the Maya; much like the Egyptians, they found these
structures in their back yard, so to speak, and move in.
>>561093903God, understood as a human-esque figure with omnipotent powers, does not exist and is a
mythical construct. The story of Jesus as it is understood now is an amalgamation of several
important religious reformers who lived over a four-century time period. The last of these reformers,
who was murdered by his government, is the primary basis for the literary Jesus.
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Your governments will allow exposure of our operations at an undisclosed date in the future.
>>561094082
3rd Wave Feminism, a socio-cultural phenomenon ongoing in the "Western World", is not
something I am familiar with.
>>561094353
The Face on Mars was a poor-quality photograph that does not accurately depict the area. The
Temple of Ra, Stonehenge, and the Washington monument are human creations.
>>561094401
I cannot tell the future.
Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:23 No.561096023
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:27 No.561096026
>>561095510it is. dont know if coincidence or not
Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:28 No.561096286 >>561098273
File: 1402840331111.jpg(3.06 MB, 3200x1800)
Is it ever frustrating communicating with beings so far below your
own intelligence level?
Also, what is life like on your home planet?
And why is Earth of interest to your kind?
Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:36 No.561096304 >>561098273
>>561095595
also if one member of the human species is ready or willing to learn to live with your species would
you be willing to let them?
Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:45 No.561096329 >>561098273
>>561095975
who build the pyramids in egypt
Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:47 No.561096337 >>561098273
>>561095975
Fuck, sorry, I meant Moai. You know my own planet better than I do.
Also, is it possible to understand a full language from just scraps of it? Could we ever fully decipher
RongoRongo?
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:45:23 No.561096405 >>561100043
>>561095975Tell us more about the reptilians?
Where are they from? What are they doing here?
Also, is it common for a species to remove the biological limits on lifespan?
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Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:46:40 No.561096565 >>561100043
>>561095975
Is there anything from Earth that you enjoy? Such as books or video games?
Anonymous(ID: TNLRdaSo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:47:32 No.561096668 >>561100043
So where do you get the knowledge and classifications of species from?
Is there like a standardized system for our galaxy?
Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:48:20 No.561096763 >>561100043
Could you beat an average human in a fight?
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:03 No.561096859
>>561088484 (OP)
I bet his favorite bands are Aversions Crown and Rings of Saturn
Anonymous(ID: u0/O0KFX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:27 No.561096915 >>561100043
Implying we share a similar homologous structure, would there be any sports you could pass onto
us?
Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:51 No.561096964 >>561100043
File: 1402787925637.jpg(854 KB, 1920x1200)
Are there any beings of a higher level intelligence than your own that you
have come in contact with? What are they like?
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:10 No.561097004 >>561101747
1.Is "Cold Fusion" and "Anti-Gravity" generators possible and if so, a liable energy source?
2. Also is there huge potential in Resonance Technology? For example killing viruses and perhaps
high temperature bose-einstein condensates.
Anonymous(ID: dbbtHMO0 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097015
>>561088484 (OP)
tacos or burritos? also bud light or miller lite?
Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097017 >>561100043
Was there life on Mars? How was it destroyed, and what type of life lived there?
Anonymous(ID: DfhEkYc3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:18 No.561097025 >>561100043
How is your home planet? (Size, temperature, geography, gravity, etc).
Are you carbon based life forms?
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:31 No.561097050 >>561097214>>561097293>>561098090
>>561098490>>561103661
>>561094821
Yes, we do keep pets. We do not keep sentient species as pets.
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>>561094875
The cosmos itself is universe totality. The notion of an ego-centric human-shaped deity is a
subjective projection of the mind into reality and is not objectively "real".
>>561095062
We do contact people outside government. Usually this is in the form of medical experimentation,
but most of our dialogue with non-government personnel takes place with government contracted
personnel.Currently, the personal profit motive is fueling much of your advanced economies, but this is not a
stable, long-term economic strategy. Here's a hint: decentralizing processes increases system
satisfaction for all involved components.
>>561095213
Space travel is currently available to your species. You have already developed the technologies.
However, your choice of economies is preventing the mass integration of these technologies into
your lives.
>>561095376
Personally, I enjoy Chinese architecture, "Western" science-fiction stories, and Buddhist
philosophy. Buddhist philosophy is not perfect, but it's one of the most precious things your specieshas created.
Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:46 No.561097084 >>561101747>>561102176
Is love a thing that only exists in the human race, or do other species also have this?
Anonymous(ID: P8ZTVVTm ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097145
You say you have advanced technology. Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast
crunch?
Anonymous(ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097147 >>561101747
>>561095975
Incas, dude.
Also, how many species are there in our galaxy and who are we nearest neighbors? Are there
more in other galaxies?
Anonymous(ID: 8MESqEJX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:20 No.561097162 >>561101747
bro, im high, you're trippin me out. what do you think of marijuana?
Anonymous(ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:45 No.561097214 >>561098174
>>561097050
I am Buddhist and hearing that is pretty awesome.
Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:52:24 No.561097293 >>561101747
>>561097050
Who build the pyramids in Egypt
Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:53:50 No.561097439 >>561101747
How do you view human wars? from petty tribal conflicts of ancient times to world wars?
Also, whats up with ancient Rome, aliens had to have something to do with that.
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Anonymous(ID: bOBbxoAh ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:53:54 No.561097446
ayy lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:54:15 No.561097496 >>561101747
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>>561095975
More questions:Do you have similar basic biochemistry to earth species? (DNA/RNA/proteins
/enzymes)
How are you connected to the internet?
Do you have anything analogous to clothing, or do you just run around naked all day?
Do you commonly carry weapons with you, given the greater physical strength of humans
compared to your species?
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:54:26 No.561097515 >>561101747
is there an alien civilization in the system HD283271? From earth it appears to be near the
Pleiades in the direction of Orion's belt.
Anonymous(ID: Ecz2akFF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:54:41 No.561097542
When can i get beamed up? I want to travel the universe with you brah.
Anonymous(ID: TJC5CDyy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:55:43 No.561097674
>>561088484 (OP)
...
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:55:51 No.561097685 >>561101747
Also, who is you're favorite human to have ever lived?
Anonymous(ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:05 No.561097716 >>561098248>>561101747
File: yea nigga.jpg(3 KB, 134x100)
Is Roswell Real And is this picture Real of this grey Please
answer
Anonymous(ID: boXVLjd2 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:25 No.561097771
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:57:22 No.561097891 >>561097993
Who build the pyramids in Egypt
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:58:22 No.561097993
>>561097891
Eat shit
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Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:58:40 No.561098029 >>561101747
Do you have any forms of art that do not exist on Earth?
Likewise are there any forms of art unique to humans?
Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:09 No.561098090 >>561101747
>>561097050You said earlier we had the technology to colonize most of our solar system. Does that include
Venus, or is that still out of our reach?
Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:12 No.561098098
Can you please take me somewhere outside of Earth? Anywhere, I don't care where I would just
like the opportunity to see and learn things that I would otherwise have not had to opportunity to.
In return I will help you in any way that I can.
Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:46 No.561098174
>>561097214
This
Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:19 No.561098248
>>561097716
this what you fucks look like?
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:32 No.561098273 >>561098476>>561098490>>561098493
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>>561095510
It is a coincidence. They are not pronounced the same. Oloroi is the closest English spelling I can
approximate to the actual sound.
>>561095595
We operate similar to your concept of a federation. There is a centralized authority, but it operates
primarily as regulator of production to ensure quality and safety. Just like every other species, we
are not a monolithic faction. There are hundreds of small factions of colonists with their own
lifestyles spread across many planets.
>>561095929
Usually contact happens when a species develops the technology to explore their solar system. Anenvoy will discreetly meet with the leading authorities of the planet and discuss contact on the
younger species' terms. Some go for full disclosure and acceptance, others like your world are
more suspicious and protective and keep our existence and relationship behind the scenes.
>>561096286
I enjoy the perspective you organisms offer. It's amazing, there's millions of life-bearing worlds,
hundreds of thousands of sentient species, and billions of individuals within those species, and yet,
everyone is always a little different. It's one of those amazing things about our cosmos.
My home planet was destroyed by a meteor about 400,000 years ago. Before that, it was similar to
your Earth, although I am told it was a little colder, with heavier gravity. Earth is interesting to us
because it is a birth planet, a planet which gave rise to intelligent life and has a stable, habitable
biosphere.
>>561096304
It has been tried before. Usually the individual cannot handle the experiences they are having and
cannot cope. The subsequent mental breakdown requires a short-term memwipe and return to their
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domicile.
>>561096329
A human culture that existed approximately 11,500 years ago built the pyramids.
>>561096337
Naturally, we cannot learn words we have never heard, but it is easy for us to pick up the syntax
and grammar of a language after listening to it for several minutes.
Anonymous(ID: GBLcpkCv ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:51 No.561098321
>>561088484 (OP)
What is your opinion of the scientific and the truly heart breaking, kitten bashing statement that is
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: zfcw1QIV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:06 No.561098343 >>561101747
Who's doing the cattle mutilations and why?
Anonymous(ID: dmXsd3RO ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:29 No.561098376
>>561088484 (OP)
Do you really look like that?
Anonymous(ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:06 No.561098476 >>561101747
>>561098273
OP confirmed not alien
(Aliens build the pyramids not humans)
Anonymous(ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:14 No.561098490
>>561088484 (OP)
>>561090104
>>561091821
>>561093250
>>561094339
>>561095975
>>561097050
>>561098273
AYY LMAO
Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:17 No.561098493 >>561101747
>>561098273
Can you take a pic of where you are at right now? It can be anything. If not, why?
Anonymous(ID: Ecz2akFF ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:32 No.561098525
>>561098273
please answer my question of if i can travel the universe with you
Anonymous(ID: Tq8q0zsC ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:38 No.561098540 >>561102980
how did you gain access to human technology?
Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:22 No.561098645 >>561102764>>561102980
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I've got a few questions
Is it possible for you to contact me? Because I would love to be able to meet a being like yourself.
Does your species have tattoos or body art?
What do you think of cell phones and social media?
Anonymous(ID: V1udRlvc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098652
>>561088484 (OP)
AYY LMAO
Anonymous(ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098653
>>561088484 (OP)
tits or gtfo
Anonymous(ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:16 No.561098764 >>561098832
>>561092080
Should we legalize grey marriage?!
Anonymous(ID: gekTzlqd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:28 No.561098789
Can you take a selfie
Anonymous(ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:57 No.561098832 >>561098947
>>561098764
Lost
Anonymous(ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:05:40 No.561098915 >>561102980
>>561088484 (OP)
are ghosts real like paranormal spirits that exsist among us ?
Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:05:56 No.561098947
>>561098832
lost
Anonymous(ID: Ecz2akFF ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:09 No.561098971
>>561098273
how do you access the internet?
Anonymous(ID: sSTd/hjL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:10 No.561098975 >>561102980
Have you ever had any experiences with recreational drugs humans use such as marijuana or
LSD?
Also, have you guys ever had any wars among your species/with other species?
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:26 No.561099013
>>561088484 (OP)
Can I shag one of your alien girls
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Anonymous(ID: 0eYNElGI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:04 No.561099108
>>561088484 (OP)
Do you faggots suck cock too?
Anonymous(ID: ttoJkUEE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:36 No.561099170
File: ayy_lmao.gif(1.93 MB, 356x200)
Anonymous(ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:50 No.561099191 >>561099345>>561099503
If you ever need me for tests and shit, as long as it doesn't kill me, you can probably get my IP and
track me. You have my consent. Especially if it's for fertility tests LMAO
Anonymous(ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:24 No.561099272 >>561102980
>>561098273
Your home planet, was it a birth planet as well? Or did you arrive there?
What did your kind do after your planet was destroyed? Did you find a new planet?
Anonymous(ID: BKKJiSuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:41 No.561099305
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: JzTQYkUX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:52 No.561099324
>>561088484 (OP)
Ayyyyyyyyyyy Lmao
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:04 No.561099340
>>561098273
Srs tho how do I get a qt3.14 alien gf
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:06 No.561099345 >>561099464>>561099589
>>561099191Underage and b&
Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:39 No.561099414 >>561102980
Do you know if our universe is a simulation?
Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:46 No.561099430 >>561102980>>561104281
>>561098273
if there was an individual with a mutation that would lead it to grate discoveries that are above the
understanding of the current sciences of the species would you in any way help the individual toadvance its species or would you ignore the individual completely?
Anonymous(ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:54 No.561099453 >>561099805>>561100087
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>>561095975
Yuri Gagarin was a cosmonaut, not an astronaut.
If you're going to do this shit, you need to be more knowledgeable.
Anonymous(ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:58 No.561099464
>>561099345how is 22 underage
hello
Anonymous(ID: TELAPONg ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:01 No.561099468 >>561102980>>561104228
We have been through a few wars
What is our destructive nature like compared to other species?
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:15 No.561099503 >>561099589
>>561099191
Anon confirmed for underage
Anonymous(ID: LjvO5mhV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:31 No.561099548 >>561099712
Roleplayers are the absolute fucking worst
It's cringeworthy because the writing is on level with an average 16 year old
Anonymous(ID: P7MVfatE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:38 No.561099564
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: ydUbSrLV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:46 No.561099578 >>561099651>>561104228
File: interstellar_2014_movie-wide.jpg(2.39 MB, 2880x1800)
Is there a universal morality?
Anonymous(ID: vta1QMqH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:52 No.561099589
>>561099503
>>561099345Samefag
Anonymous(ID: 6TW5pa1f ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:11:24 No.561099651
>>561099578
yes, it's called "don't be a cunt"
Anonymous(ID: vta1QMqH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:11:54 No.561099712
>>561099548
Yours too?
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:12:32 No.561099805
>>561099453
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Don't ruin it for the others bae
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:14:13 No.561100043 >>561100413>>561100640>>561101071
>>561101393>>561101529>>561101532>>561101991>>561102013>>561103616>>561103758
>>561096405
The "Reptilians" are from a star ~60 light years away from you. They are slightly more advanced
than you are now, but have an economic system more accommodating for deep-space exploration.
A militant faction operating on Earth uses farmed humans for the collection of their glandularexcretions, which are used as recreational and medicinal drugs for them. They are also carnivores,
and enjoy the taste of human meat. They run a very secret op with the United States and Canadian
government for technology in return for humans. This interstellar drug ring, so to speak, funds a
large portion of their operations in this sector of their space. You do not need to fear them, however.
We will stop any attempts of theirs to take over your world.
Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from, save for consciousness
upload. The technology to do this is quite sophisticated, and not many succeed at creating it
without serious flaws.
>>561096565
Western science fiction is enjoyable. A fellow operator of mine greatly enjoys the human music
known as "goa trance", and another raises several Earth-local animals as pets.
>>561096668
We catalogue species as we observe them. We perform routine sweeps through much of our
galactic space.
>>561096763
In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.
>>561096915
Humans are too large and heavy to adequately perform many of our more acrobatic sports. Just
like your species, we enjoy running, swimming, resistance exercise, and a yoga equivalent.
>>561096964
None that we know of. The Serapheme are about as advanced as us, although they are entirely
uploaded into synthetic bodies. Keep in mind that the Oloroi are millions of local years old, whereas
your own species is less than 200,000.
>>561097017
There was once microbial life on Mars.
>>561097025
It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little further from it's star, but you
could live there with a simple suit.
Anonymous(ID: 0tC+gHMj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:14:28 No.561100079 >>561104228
Why are you the chosen representative?
Do you wear clothes?
Should i learn kling-on?
Anonymous(ID: vta1QMqH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:14:31 No.561100087
>>561099453
Semantics.
Cosmonaut = Russian Astronaut aka an Astronaut.
Anonymous(ID: WuegRdEM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:15:55 No.561100270
AYY LMAO
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Anonymous(ID: DC3wryKc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:16:15 No.561100314 >>561104228
File: 1381825210545.png(1.63 MB, 1366x768)
If the origin of life is panspermia, where and how life star?.
And.....really the plan is let the terran government rule when you show up?,
there are ONE important flaw in you plan, lol.
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:16:58 No.561100413
>>561100043
Show us your face tho
Anonymous(ID: p2KH8dmW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:03 No.561100554 >>561104228
Do you think you reached the technological plateau? And is there a possibility of star wars tech like
lightsabers or the death star?
Anonymous(ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:08 No.561100565 >>561104228
What do your people consider beautiful? How does it compare to what we have molded 'beauty'
into?
Anonymous(ID: uNIgzlNf ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:41 No.561100640 >>561101412>>561104228
File: 1407052613486.jpg(42 KB, 640x480)
>>561100043
>It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little
further from it's star, but you could live there with a simple suit.
it's star.
Welp mr alien, you just failed your first inglish test
Anonymous(ID: 72WjVEpm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:20:37 No.561100882
How'd you get on /b/ alien?
Anonymous(ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:21:29 No.561101004
keep postin LMAO
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:22:08 No.561101071
>>561100043Where are you alien /b/ro pls mosh with me to Rings of Saturn
Anonymous(ID: 077muZsn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:24:56 No.561101383 >>561104228
Have you come into contact with inter-dimensional beings?
Is it true when people die they shift to another dimension but remnants come through to ours and
that is where we get the concept of spirits or ghosts?
Anonymous(ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:04 No.561101393 >>561104228
File: IT06858.jpg(74 KB, 600x390)
>>561100043
>In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.
How do you know? lets organise a duel, something like the battle
of the 300 champions
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Anonymous(ID: gJ1rTmsH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:16 No.561101412 >>561104228
>>561100640
>>561093250
"They are very intelligence..."
Anonymous(ID: 9usL/7fm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:33 No.561101456 >>561104228
What happened on the 21 december 2012?
What density are your species?
When will humans be fourth density?
Anonymous(ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:14 No.561101529 >>561104228
>>561100043
I'll bite, how come you can't show us what you look like? And why are you avoiding these
questions?
Anonymous(ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:15 No.561101532 >>561101681
>>561100043
ANSWER MY QUESTION, FAGGOT! TAKE A PICTURE, ANY PICTURE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT IT IS! IT CAN BE A PIC OF THE SCREEN THAT YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS,
ANYTHING, PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, TELL US WHY!!!
Anonymous(ID: /dHMLoFM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:23 No.561101549 >>561104228
If WW3 were to happen, what would the cause?
Anonymous(ID: aqiKUqhq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:39 No.561101581
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:27:29 No.561101681
>>561101532
take a damn picture
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:28:01 No.561101747 >>561102148>>561102162>>561102331
>>561102384>>561102496>>561102767
>>561097004
1. Yes, and Yes.
2. Yes.
>>561097084
All species have enjoy love. It is our love of the cosmos and all it's children that acts as the
foundation of our society. It is why we catalogue, nurture, and protect species instead of killing
them and taking their resources.
>>561097147
There are approximately 4 Tier 3 species, 32,000 Tier 2 species, and millions of Tier 1 species.
There is life in other galaxies as far as we can tell. We have not traveled outside the Milky Way,
however.
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>>561097162
An enjoyable, easy-to-abuse substance. The widespread global prohibition against it is a short-
sighted and destructive policy.
>>561097293
A human civilization that existed 11,500 years ago.
>>561097439Rome was a relatively impressive empire for it's time. Human wars are no different than any other
species wars; armed conflicts over territory, resources, or ideology are common in Tier 1 and Tier 2
species. They are wasteful, hateful, and terrible. Absolutely foolish courses of action, every one.
>>561097515
Why that star in particular?
>>561097496
Our biological chemistry is different. We are carbon based, but our DNA equivalent operates on a
different principle. We have proteins and enzymes that work in similar fashions to your own.
>>561097685Rasputin. That was an impressive man.
And Kennedy. He worked with us to prevent nuclear war and saved your planet.
>>561097716
A survivor of Roswell currently works for the U.S. government. He is one of us.
>>561098029
No form of art is unique to humans. We have a form of art that is a manipulation of magnetic
waves, although without the right equipment and organic optic structures, it's difficult to perceive it.
>>561098090
Yes, that includes Venus.
>>561098343
I do not know. Most likely a human with below-average empathy.
>>561098476
We helped with the alignment, but we did not actually do the block moving.
>>561098493
Compromises the security of our operation. Sorry.
Anonymous(ID: Pkba5xck ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:05 No.561101861 >>561105673
I would like to be a little more polite than the other anons. Can you please take a picture of
something, anything? I really, really want you to be real. If you can't, can you tell us why?
Anonymous(ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:13 No.561101869 >>561102240>>561105673
Are you going to get reborn after you die or have you reached "self-realization" to the point where
you can stay in the omnipotent oneness?
Also, you shojld visit human music festivals. Ozora is one. You'll find that there are humans that
have developed far beyond the average, and that there are other life forms actively interacting with
them, often at events like this. Not all, though, you won't find them at a kanye concert, obviously.
Anonymous(ID: lrI8GqPo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:09 No.561101991
>>561100043
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If you are easily bested in single hand-to-hand combat by a human, it's easy to assume that you'd
more than likely be killed by most animals on our planet. Drawing from this, it's also easy to
conclude that you more than likely have some form of advanced weaponry, correct?
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:20 No.561102013 >>561102994>>561105673
>>561100043
>Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from
not even with gene-therapies, or even nanoscale modifications of individual cells? By the waybiotech is progressing, it seems these things could be possible maybe within the next 100 years. It
certainly seems easier than attempting consciousness upload.
Also, are the reptilians still bound by the limits of general relativity? How much more sophisticated
is their quantum technology than ours?
Anonymous(ID: +qYFuOhd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:35 No.561102042
File: image.jpg(54 KB, 666x666)
I wish this was true
Anonymous(ID: fxSpysOI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:59 No.561102090 >>561102871
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ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: zoSSVSyi ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:39 No.561102148
>>561101747
ayy lmao, fucking bullshit btw
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:45 No.561102162
>>561101747
Aye you answered all of theirs but not mine?
Bokay, guess I'll figure out how to get an alien gf on my own.
Anonymous(ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:58 No.561102176 >>561102394>>561102410
>>561097084
>>561097084
>>561097084
ANSWER THIS
Anonymous(ID: y2AR2P3N ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:34 No.561102230
Will you take me with you?
Anonymous(ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:41 No.561102240 >>561105673
>>561101869
How about...Summer Slaughter? I'd like to see how well an alien would fare at a metal show. Can
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Oloroians last long in a mosh pit filled with mostly 18-30 year old humans?
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:47 No.561102248
These threads are why I keep coming back to /b/. Even though it's probably fake, it's just too much
fun to speculate about.
Anonymous(ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:04 No.561102284 >>561105673
Since new member of your species are born through being grown, I imagine this means you have
no genetalia. How do you dispose of urine?
Also, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to answer our questions.
Anonymous(ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:25 No.561102331
>>561101747
Does it really matter anyway? Who cares if you post a picture. This is anonymous. Even if this is
real what can they do to you. You obviously have the higher hand anyway. Your technology is way
better then ours.
Anonymous(ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:57 No.561102384 >>561103476>>561105673
>>561101747
What do you know/think of Nikola Tesla and Edwin Grey?
Anonymous(ID: RUUbuL+z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:58 No.561102385
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:06 No.561102394
>>561102176
It did
Anonymous(ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:14 No.561102410
>>561102176
He already did
Anonymous(ID: 7jjzuE+d ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:23 No.561102429
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>>561088484 (OP)
I read this in Dan Aykroyd's voice..
Anonymous(ID: awOa13Mh ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:59 No.561102496 >>561105673
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>>561101747
1.)so you know about kennedy??
Who murdered him and why??
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2.) is MJ-12 a real organization
Anonymous(ID: cnaOSM4L ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:35:13 No.561102509
>>561088484 (OP)
ay lmao
Anonymous(ID: SZiSCgdn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:36:45 No.561102669
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:37:47 No.561102764
>>561098645
bumping my questions
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:37:47 No.561102767 >>561105673
>>561101747>Why that star in particular?
It is suggested threw ancient star maps that this sun like star had some significance to ancient
cultures
Anonymous(ID: j6G4QY+u ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:38:47 No.561102864
What is dark matter exactly? Also how could we build a portable power source that would generate
enough energy to lift a person through plasma based thrusters, or maybe a different system that
requires lower energy.
Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:38:49 No.561102871
>>561102090
i died
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:39:55 No.561102980 >>561103476>>561103575>>561103701
>>561103913>>561104281>>561104331>>561104561>>561105303
>>561098540
We operate closely with many world governments. Also, accessing your internet from off-world is
really easy.
>>561098645
It is possible.
We do have body art.
Social media and cell phones are symptoms of the technological symbiosis. They are just steps
along the path to full consciousness upload, if that is the route your species wishes to take.
>>561098915
No. The paranormal and the supernatural are creations of faulty human perception and inability to
explain specific circumstances.
>>561098975
We have not had a war in over a thousand generations. Our ships are sufficiently advanced that noknown Tier 2 species is a threat, and no Tier 3 species has the desire or inclination to wage war.
I personally have not experimented with human drugs. There have been instances of Oloroi taking
psilocybin and dimethyltriptamine. They are mild and enjoyable entheogens.
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>>561099272
Home planet is synonymous with birth planet.
Our planet was destroyed by a rogue asteroid. At that point, we we're still Tier 2, but had spread
out to dozens of systems. A majority of our species was off-planet at the time, but it created an
enormous spiritual and socio-cultural hole that lasted for thousands of years.
>>561099430
If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it'simpossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you
consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic
cataloguing and preservation difficult.
>>561099414
Technically it IS a simulation; your entire existence is created as a perception in your brain.
>>561099468
Not much different, honestly. Most species have a competitive nature, a hierarchical and tribalistic
mindset that encourages the creation of boundaries (manifests as property rights, political borders,
cultural behaviors, etc.) and fractioning (you see yourselves as separate races, not as a whole).
Anonymous(ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:40:02 No.561102994 >>561103815
>>561102013
biotec can only go so far by its self and a "consciousness upload" would not be that hard if you had
an organic compiter modified to read the dna of your species so in our case it would have a dubble
helix for a operating system insted of the 1001101010 of binary it would probally look somthing like
ATATTCGAGCTA
Anonymous(ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:24 No.561103158 >>561105673
Have you traveled to other galaxies? Which is your favorite? Can you describe a sunrise there?
Anonymous(ID: UsMO2vEK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:31 No.561103176
Ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: jGttFUEl ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:56 No.561103236 >>561105673
Do you know what to do when this thrrad 404s?
Anonymous(ID: Y7xu/4aa ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:42:01 No.561103245
>>561093250Why does that reptilian bit sound very Klingon?
Anonymous(ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:44 No.561103447 >>561105673
when will the government tell us about you guys then? what's the harm in knowing?
Anonymous(ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:56 No.561103476
>>561102980
answer pls
>>561102384
Anonymous(ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:44:51 No.561103575
>>561102980
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Bae y you do this
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Anonymous(ID: renD+6Yq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:03 No.561103602 >>561103961>>561105673
>>561088484 (OP)
>Homo Sapien
Species is spelt with a lowercase you alien pleb. Lrn to nomenclature.
>ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:07 No.561103616 >>561106894
>>561100043
You stated the Reptilians' planet is 60 light years and that they have an Earth base that farms
human resources. Does this not conflict with your prior statements that they are a Tier 2 species,
not yet capable of trans-dimensional technology and the fact you can not go faster than light
without it? Or do they actually send those resources on a 60+ year trip to their solar system every
time?
Anonymous(ID: /RUXsY4G ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:27 No.561103649 >>561105673
>>561088484 (OP)
How does one become more in tune with the universal consciousness?
Anonymous(ID: Q74W3lEI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:32 No.561103661 >>561106894
>>561097050
is the universe conscious , is the universe aware ?
Anonymous(ID: 8sMXe8Sk ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:56 No.561103701 >>561106894
>>561102980
what do you think of racism?
is your kind racist-hateful against other living beings? If so, why? historical conflicts, different ideas
etc
Anonymous(ID: pQkv+pxp ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:08 No.561103729
Ayyyy Lmao
Anonymous(ID: z907X0O5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:22 No.561103758 >>561106894
>>561100043
Is our species existence directly due to yours? Due to our similar physical traits, at least compared
to all possibilities, I thought you might have had a hand in our creation? Perhaps our primates just
needed an extra boost to make the jump to humans?
Anonymous(ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:49 No.561103815
>>561102994
Consciousness itself is not encoded in DNA. In the sense you are describing, all living organisms
are biological computers.
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>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: jsXuHV8Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:47:35 No.561103913 >>561104029>>561106894
>>561102980What is the best piece of technology, art, philosophy, etc... that mankind has produced that has
been picked up by alien cultures?
Anonymous(ID: AJQ5j2sA ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:00 No.561103952
>>561088484 (OP)
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: renD+6Yq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:04 No.561103961
>>561103602replying so attention can come to my reply. I want this uneducated alien to reply.
Anonymous(ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:05 No.561103962
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do you know anything about the Arecibo message that was sent out into space,
and got this picture back as a crop circle.
The one on the left is the message we sent into space, the one on the right is the
one that was received as a crop circle.
Anonymous(ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:35 No.561104029 >>561106894
>>561103913
this and what is your most advanced technology?
Anonymous(ID: EuYBbgjd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104067 >>561106894
Are you aware of the ebola virus that is taking place right now and if so is it caused by our
government?
Anonymous(ID: Eq8hy5qL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104068
>>561088484 (OP)
congratulations at being allowed to study us. i have only one bit of advice. be quick because this
population is about to go extinct within the next decade. enjoy!
Anonymous(ID: EmavjLYT ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:07 No.561104087
ayy lmao
Anonymous(ID: 70JnUa6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:10 No.561104093 >>561104265
Could you abduct me? I've got a few mental disorders you could take a look at.
You should just let me stay there too.
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Anonymous(ID: zsLZQHyY ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:36 No.561104149
I figured you won't give us a material proof, because as long as we don't have it, we cannot be
100% sure that what you're saying is true. There will probably be one among us that would go
apeshit and head towards the nearest goverment building or whatevs and attract some attention on
the whole situation. Still a cool thread tho.
Anonymous(ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:19 No.561104228 >>561104512>>561104579>>561105082
>>561105314>>561105880
>>561099468
To continue this, some species do not evolve a competitive gene per se, but instead are more
acclimated for community-oriented behavior and modes of thinking. This is prevalent in
hive-species.
>>561099578
There is no objective morality. But there are aspects of the universe that, when observed and
respected, produce a "tough-love" sort of morality.
>>561100079
I have been working in the system for a while. I just happened to end up working on this planet.There were literally more than three hundred other worlds I could have been assigned to.
We wear clothes, yes. They are more form fitting and comfortable than your fabrics.
You can learn Kling-on, but I don't think it has much practical purpose.
>>561100314
Panspermia is a theory on the origin of life on a particular planet, not the origin of the life itself.
And we let the planet governance have final say because we respect the sovereignty and
autonomy of sentient peoples.
>>561100554
We have reached a technological plateau, yes. It has been this way for nearly 30,000 local years.
>>561100565
We find beauty in forms of nature, like a waterfall, or a beach, or a sunset, or a mountain, just like
you do. However, our psychosexual tastes are very different, as you are a hormone-infused animal-
minded creature, and I'm more synthetic than anything.
>>561101383
There are inter-dimensional beings. There is *some* truth to that, but they do not "come back" in
the form of ghosts.
>>561101393
Humans are much larger and much more physically powerful than we are.
>>561101412
>>561100640
I'm not perfect. I make mistakes too. English is my 745th language, cut me some slack. :)
>>561101456
Nothing out of the ordinary happened on 12/21/2012.
I do not understand the other questions.
>>561101529
I have answered this. I cannot "take a selfie" because it will compromise our operation and violates
several treaties we have with your governments.
>>561101549
Resources or ideology.
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Anonymous(ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:38 No.561104265
>>561104093
This, maybe help me find out why I feel so lethargic and unmotivated all the time. Psychological or
physiological, I'd like to know.
Anonymous(ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:45 No.561104281 >>561104665>>561105512>>561106341
>>561102980>>>561099430
>If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it's
impossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when you
consider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread genetic
cataloguing and preservation difficult.
In relation to this topic, i would like to note that i myself may contain a rare gene inherited from my
father that, as i am told, helps me think. I do often find myself thinking how can everyone around
me be so stupid, though i know that has more to do with our poor environment. So I would consent
to you taking a DNA sample and undergo testing if that is what y