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The Annals Of

Brown Torpedo

Volume One:

Homonymic Mondegreen


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My political leanings have no meaning

I am more into dreaming

Than having real eelings

So accepting o my lack o incepting

That I am always expecting to be ineective

Underestimate the power o one

Be victim to your own action

Which is maximum distractionMinimum attention

No mention o contribution

Which is reusing

To be involved

Which is how I evolved

Dont do what I am toldWill not be controlled

Rebel without a soul

Actor without a role

A vote without a poll

The archetypal representative o western averageOne step up rom being a savage

Because I use language

To justiy my lack o achievement i or no other reason

Than not having anything to believe in


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The Annals Of Brown Torpedo

Volume One

page 4 - part i

PERFORMANCE WHILST YOU WAIT

page 6 - part iiTHE AURAL ANATOMY OF

THOUGHT BUBBLES

page 8 - part iii

MATALAN ICERINK

page 11 - part iv

INARTICULATE AESTHETIC CHAFFING

page 14 - part v

PINEAL REVERIE(THE KRILL OF PERSISTENT TRUTH)

page 18 - part vi

TO EVINCE FRANGIBLE LACUNA

Contents 3.


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Part I:

Performance Whilst

You Wait

Itwa rapidly ned ha he aked and cry ara-linen henenlighened were evapraing a a rae which le le han

pleaed. A parial eam rm he wh had n evacaed, deeaed

by cnin and hngry r hddled warmh amng Anarcic

dmbwi. Bili kele mke, b lile cndenain rhwih

mind-ear r he e in which merrily dab. I ndeniably

and climacically n-ale ha a mi e can herald many a jy.

Hwever, cain i ernly advied, trped brehren, a ngal

inecin can pread a a m virile rae, pariclarly whil he

p hal i in wraih painae rmpe.

the inviible and ineecaliy weny year raining rg, walile mre han a hell ridden ignp ha nhing imply had

be n dne. Like cling lm he lcal prdce tdmrden,

he Meer trped, cmpreed vice like a crril amn

vilen nn-exien carbn, and cnrced diamnd ciie,

bweldm in carca. Willie and gin.


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Frhwih hen, he clamred apprach he ne hey called the

Grbble. N mh mvemen air widdled, he pkeh hrgh

Vileda. Bcke deph in rh, dripping wih inenin. Mp

handle erec and prpel. A mighy remr h did mighily

rem. And decraive plae dideh alleh rm heir and and

maheh gle redndan. the naiacry ware Reader

Dige wa cred and a re maerpiece inanly birhed rm

a pidery peck he Kailar and a mrnme hwl in he

echey rm cnrapin. Renance r en, yng trpedin. A

brly genei - like he nahmable crh a galacic Black Hle

prjeced in a brave new he. A Brwn Hle.

A Brwn Hle phing rh New Frm.

An Immaterial Shame

Buttocks like big boiled eggs

Boobs that bounce with abounding bliss

Legs like bendy celery

Teeth like clone graves

Feet like an amusing village ete contest

Pastry cutter eyes

Ears like symmetrical oal

Glistening gristle weaved by a nomad expert

Performance Whilst You Wait 5.


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Part II:

The Aural Anatomy

Of Thought Bubbles

CoNstRuCtING a rangreive arrm circmnavigae he pddle cnveninal idelgie, new wave

widm had faed inviibly pa he eye and cnined be

n mre han a cenle g in he negleced air ignrance.

Wih he cnan ream ilence blaring rm he peaker

enemy ank n ne had heard i cming. the pragni

hi kichen-ink drama had been he grey ghing he cnra.

N everyhing in black and whie i black and whie. Whil he

ppreed and fmmxed fibberigibbe hewie ighened her

aprn ring and he machied machim men verpwered

he ambiin her eminine wile, i wa he ced knee he

fa-capped child, -aked and nave ha enqired ab henew era wl plling. Hi eye were cvered b he wax-

ree ear dicn he mqi diracing reqency, which

inadverenly became revealing inead cncealing. the

inexperienced limb rging yh plgh hrgh he ield

nchared land wih ear b wih anxiey-elled exciemen

and a willingne embrace he knwn, he nknwn, he

knwn nknwn and he nknwn nknwn...


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scribe wld le ink pr pn he phyical page and inrmain

wld cllae in a ma maniplaed ex. Malici wa n

he inen b a he year vanihed in he brwn ain dg-

eared paper abrbing knwledge wih n nderanding wrh,

realiy diappeared becming hiry cned wih ac. only he

bliminal cld be a hne a he inceriy we reqeed rm a

civilied ciey b eeing i believing and n ne can ee hing

ha nly have renance and aral preence...

A war cndiin i e a ide ppe, even i hey cann che

a ide. Each deciin belng iel and he nly willing pracice

an apprenice meiah i deermine righ and rh. Pwer

nd i real rengh in awarene weakne and penne

mind. the r re ward breviy langage and exprein

i he rival nderanding and vcablary. only wih he rebirh nrepenan rce and deerminain can wrd illrae a

landcape abve explanain b ill pell he qein we

have never ried anwer.


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Part III:

Matalan Icerink

GuNKYand wiled, wih he fa cap rendered incnvenienlyhapele via he la hadrn-amp an verized orwellian b,

he grizzled man-child callly bbed, nding like bird eed i

bird eed cld alk. Hnched ver and dbbed the De-e, hi

rained rame rembled a i beaen dwn by a hand rzen

alami. Vigred and alle.

I am n hinning he pa hrgh gried eye and clenched

nril. sme my hair... ...i inviible.

YouR RECuRRING tHEME oF INVIsIBILItY Is LAZY

harhly cmmanded he laex prer, leg ldered he hey

b like a leg in a b.

I beggar he nderanding rhwih ha y are n enirely

100% dwn wih he ne-rped cr, hlme, r yr rh n

ncleae le anaical. In her wrd, y ir, are a gna.

Wache pped, ap ceaed drip and Plmber didn have

wrry ab being lae. Like a weak bladder in a Gimble changing


9/24Matalan Icerink 9.

rm, an awkward ilence beell he land, llwed nly by an ahamed

cfe, mmbling and lavary bnd.

skyward creen fickered, and bellwed rh dcmenarie wih

whing nie beween he c. one way cnan re-edcain

rained dwn. Lving male parner r lie inanly maerialied nex

kag elled ingle mher, rraed n rack marked wri

haken angrily a cned b ding ace, a a new nd lack

bene and hing man ab mean ha heir belligeren wihe

had been graned by he grea cncil. B I dn wan be happy

hey aid. t lae came he reply, and neral plan were cancelled,

receip r Lambrini crnlly hed he carrier bag being ed

r he baby nappy.

Play by he rle, herwie we will re-brand r helplne

B ha bring

AUTHORS NOTE:

Now, in the ancient texts, this was very much the dawn o the golden cals

mini milk. Merely cheap imposters esh-lighting at the mirror, neither

administrator nor reection could see it coming. A Seriously Strong spreadable

cheese microwaved into a delicious sauce. A bird, realising it didnt need its

wings to y and that he should have listened to the bumble bees long ago.


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As the towel covering the modest myths that surround us, drop beore

our morbidly curious eyes, we are orced to blush upon the sight o the

swelled and veiny questions hidden amongst the matted hair and

dried semen.

Who taught the teachers who taught us? How can we trust how we are

raised, when history books are being re-written in plain view, only to

be doused in Coca-cola and Mineral Water, ed to a starving celebrity,

desperate to Get Out O Here via the anus o a Bison?

It is Then. And Only Then, that the Annals o Roy Chubby Brown

Torpedo could ever signifsize, like a Super-Jesus Vs Mecha-Muhammad,

violently careering across the skyline like a meteorite ater John Cusack,

and into the consciousness o the populous, via the medium o second

wave trip-hop and dadaist electro-jazz like a cyanide sesame seed in acarrot stick happy meal.

I will stand tall and denounce the betrayal set upon the lemmings.

I will dance around the opiate fre and exhale the icy umes o

reverse lies.

Let us squat, and birth a Brown Torpedo o tectonic proportions,

the impact o which will be smelt or eons.

- Brown Torpedos Ode To Motivation


11/24Inarticulate Aesthetic Chaffing 11.

Part IV:

Inarticulate Aesthetic

Chaffing

tHEari qarer in Pari nd iel vicim pplar appealdring he cncepin. the rich, he bred and he made ari

fcked here, krill glped whle in he whale hra grve.

Nw peple reer i a Bredex r i lack an exciing bzz.

I imlae a capaci cpbard r harding crap idea nil y

ree he waed reched-wven abric and depic an emin y

acally el. thi phe he ndergrnd rher ndergrnd.the cene becme deep engh have cnnain ha nly

appeal he idea hemelve, he implicain nly inerpreed

by wrngly inerpreing a dieren meaning ha inended. s

bried are he prveyr he new ha everyhing i ld by he

ime i reache he race. they are cpying heir wn idea andhen dicarding hem a ncanny rgerie an ariic mvemen

ill in geain...

the real creaive egregae hemelve pare new, eld

reh hgh, ree prce criicied by berver and

nn-paricipan. thi i why ari are drawn inpirainal

lcain. the Crnih Paiche mvemen, Neherlandih in


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rigin, rerrec he dne b cnex. I e he bvi

abe he rreal. Bee Mountain, by early Dch pineer

X Inidi, haped c mea in vagina acked like breaka

pancake, hen cerced peple in ngering he mnd. thi

wa refecive he nging cale rape and lagher in Bavaria,

which had reled in expr being aly r cnmpin.

A meay mnlihic rcre merging mankind, ex, d and

indrialiain and rcing acknwledge he rle we all

played in raping he earh i inncence. A cra idea, b

nnehele cnrverial and prvcaive. the bee preervedwell a a medim r clpre. oher idea manieed in acin

perrmed in rdinary lie, bringing he rn ingrained aide

ha inadverenly hreaen r reedm...

Extract from Baby Snatch

by The Italia Botulin Rehearsal Group...

I tend to travel naked. It draws attention but also enables me to

illustrate the derisive attitude toward our natural state. So immersed in

the common ideals o a culture orced upon us by conservative cranks

and upper-class introversion, that expression is brick walled in by

an inherent intransigence. We believe we are wrong even when it is

subjective. I should not be adverse to the dangling genitalia o strange

men or eel compelled to bu the used seat o a naked passenger on

public transport. Hygiene is overrated. It only allows bacteria to mutate

into more powerul strains to combat more powerul disinectants, this


13/24Inarticulate Aesthetic Chaffing 13.

has lead to a weakened immune system due to insufcient exposure

bacterium. Humans have become allergic to everything, even placebos.

With bacteria acting on a simple set o rules, it becomes another war we

are fghting that can never conceivable be won. Our complexities are our

enemy. Thought is the barrier o action. I am naked and do not think

about it.

t live he experience b avid he preenin rying bepar he cene i a rean r i mvemen and limaely i

dbi wrh. When a clral rm becme el-reerenial he

nex ep i irrelevance. I wa Pari and i pplariy amng

he inelligenia ha reled in lcain becming irrelevan.

A predeermined lcain creaed a cene. the cene exiedwihin bndarie an exclive caliin. thgh ceaed be

independen r a lea ained wih he cnne a mvemen.

the meage wa everyhing. the medim j needed make i

aracive abrb. Mical peacck plmage. the cmpnen

had evlved b he beginning wa ill a agnan pl bere

he well wld pr ver he edge and he weigh wld be

grndbreaking.


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Part V:

Pineal Reverie(The Krill Of Persistent Truth)

When asked about the most positive things which came about as a result

o Americas involvement in the space race, most scientists agree that itwas neither the advances in engineering or rocket design nor even the

discoveries about the geological ormations on the moon.

It was rather the discovery o a cure or smallpox, which came about as a

result o research into how to keep the astronauts sae rom any diseases

they might encounter in space - Paul McKenna

Itwa he applied prere ha napped he ile brh weenhk ne and hk w. Bh nw ele, nle j a ned

jckey riding bareback and bllck--he-wind n a pygmy. Never

he brhe age rae, nr he qaliy ch a dicn range wa

he qein. N b he indrial heavy crbbing, anding

he prcelain blemih wih mighy vigr.

Never ne keep a pare; a be een prchaing a d may cen

he imprein ha he a cleaner (and n he cleane).

A cmmner perme weay mea.


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Wld i n be beer harne he diem, and abrb he

pprniie ch an enlighened rped cld mer pe

a w brh? Piively. Imagine a handle hrrr, bere hk

and ynheic, nly a grndling diry imaginain wld cnider

hee a dmeic brill wielder. scieie relcance expli he

igma rrnding he diabled i cra.

I i nly aer decalciying he pineal gland ha we can whine by

he dr, ling r maer in believing we wan a wee wee

and n a bin ni. Fr maximm pency, we m all learn harmnily vibrae r ndle geher - a pengin hddle

hare heir warmh. unrnaely, he va majriy pengin

are ignran reard. they will never accep hey are able ly

n maer hw mch krill perien rh i ed dwn

heir glle.

I i nly when he blind pengin eel he we drpping an

airbrne pengin pa dwn pn i crwn, will i hen prie i

eye awake and cre he wh edced i eyelid in being ch

ar den.

tn pn n trh Krill are wannly, nhinkingly digeed

and ha wih bili diregard in a wrld wih n exce.

Every ahmable nan-ecnd r cnci live, alernaive

rce trh Krill are qawked and pa a hrgh hiing

beak by blindlded mrn, while he chewy fride prceed

krill nder he air rade gie i ewn geher by i n mille


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in he lwlie regin Mepamia and qeezed mind-ward

rm he nip a crrp elie.

Brwn trped er rh hi mediaive manra which may

aid yr pernal cnqe, when adped in yr wn pineal

awakening rial:

Prayer For De-evolution

Oh oul oppressors, as you read our acebooks and seal shut our thirdeyes, when the skies ill with zombie dust and your own sel importance,

our coated throats may do little more than pip and croak broken

melodies o remorseul sorrow towards your betrayal. When you have

successully engineered your own undying, ininite vessels, and set

about exploring the galaxies in search o unimaginable bliss, remember

that the only thing as ar-reaching and constant as yourselves is your

own ability or scheming corruption and greed. The tears o a loveless

Accounts Manager, and his deep unrest caused by the subconscious

desire to swing in the lush green rainorests, shitting and masturbating

in public without ear o social reprimand.


17/24Pineal Reverie 17.

New World Hors Doeuvres

Microchip whips, new age pyramidsTap water sips, mind control drinks

Theres oil in my sink

This weathers a bit shit

Who are those guys behind where the Prime Minister sits?

And what is he saying? Chemical spraying?

A Hollywood Blockbuster based on The Mayans?

Where are my brains? Untitled Nations?

No, United Nations... Synthetic Bacon.

The sun-rays are baking, the ozone is breaking.

Even the planets behind us are taking a shaking.

Religion is wasting our chances o changing,

Its a conusing caging the aceless have phased in.

The problems in their solutions

Cause the eects really gruesome

Customised history, disguised lies o hal truths

Fathomless Annals, a damned indierent animal.


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Part VI:

To Evince Frangible

Lacuna

Bloop, Blip, Bloop, Blap

- Audio extract from transmission intercepted by satellite...

Origin unknown

tHErevelain relcance cmmnicae wa an n haell pn panjandrm. Explrain had ncvered nhing b

mre be explained, nil he nd rebnded arnd he phere he Earh. thi wa n a phyical rebnding b a meaphr

illrae he magnide i impac. only pradic meage were

heard iniially. the high-piched qeal and haned head eche

he adi appariin. the call wld chae he liener, a ae

i alway he ineviable cme n maer he er gh again

i. then when heir aheniciy wa realized cmmnicain

became reqen. A barrage ign and ignal ried cnvince

he wrld ha hey had lien, alway via he ame channel.

the Receiver were generally chen becae heir weakne.

the eleced were veel allwed exi r he prpe he

h. Inelligence wa nw a eparae eniy he enien being


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ha had encaed i pwer previly. the l nally raced,

b nly year aer hmankind cld dimn he high chair

peririy. the ar hi pirial revlin wa lined wih

diaer and ale beginning b nce he realiy he perf

diracin he lae wenieh cenry had been niverally

derided he pecie were nchained rm ciey and i arreed

develpmen.

unrivalled pidiy wa a gd indicain a weak and eaily

maniplaed mind. Fir he Receiver wld hear vice,

meime miinerpreed a he vice Gd r an apprpriae

deiy. obvily hi wa an bacle, he chen were nw

mcked and dicredied, eablihed civilizain cld n hrdle.

unrnaely, even me he brigher Receiver cld n

diingih beween he realiy wha wa happening and hepenial inaniy ha marred he inceriy.

Brown Aubade

Weetabix give me the shits

and muesli doesnt amuse me

Cornakes cause belly aches

Lucky Charms just conuse me


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Transcript of interview recorded during the Neurolinguistics

Research Project (The names o the participant are restricted to

Level 3 security access only. Please reer to your manual):

Interviewer: What was the frst thing they asked you to do?

Interviewee: I couldnt understand them at frst; it was gobbledygook,

a series o nonsense words and sounds.

Interviewer: When did this change?

Interviewee: Well, it is not so much that it changed. I just started to

understand what they meant.

Interviewer: So, it was the same language but you were able to

interpret the message?

Interviewee: No, it was more like I was saying it and I knew exactly

what I would be trying to say... (pause) ...because it was me trying to

say it.

Interviewer: They were your thoughts? Just in another language?

Interviewee: No, it was like someone elses thoughts. I just agreedwith them.

Interviewer: Give me an example.

Interviewee: Erm..Well, we have been here or many millions

o years... (pause) ...We are part o the evolution o intelligent lie

on Earth. We have integrated inconspicuously. We are separated by


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unwillingness to open our minds. First contact has been attempted. You

are blinded by your own machination. Your ear o social disintegration

and chaos is our arch rival...

Interviewer begins to cry. Tape ends.

Cmmnicain wa eenially he nly way nd preence

exienially. Realim cnnded by inience n a parallel

alernaive. the earch wa ile, b all dicverie are brn rm

he bbrnne deerminain. once egregaed and banihed

a eclded lcain he jrney inclin began. the piive

inenin and aihl righene enabled hem peri

nperrbed.

the reiance el when arm are pen welcme he new, wa

he ame a he ld man l r a yng bdy. t replace ne

wn wa in denial mraliy, akin regre r n accmplihing

he level aiacin placed pn neel. t eel yng again

hrgh relaiviy and aciain wa in cnfic wih repec

rm peer and generainal dierence. t have bh hee deirecmbine and pirially be rebrn in eence he ame. Inheri he

pwer cnrl he veel whil nly mainaining he cnci

rle h a an elabraely cnrced maqerade ball. the

grp had accep and remain independen in i ndain r

wa merely eparain r an nnded rean. tlerance becme

he nly re harmny.


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I i eay deny he pibiliy an alernaive lie r exience,

pariclarly wih live r exiing pr. sadly, we have

becme relian n expecain develped accrding r wn

cial, echnlgical and pychlgical prcee and chling.

Expecain which are a individal a he neighbr y can

hear hrwing kele a each her.

Even Lie Iel i dened and clpred by rai ha have

be aimilaed he mankind gily beaing a bldy minded

pah blindlded. Deah i a cncepal, and mre impranly,

contractual agreemen ha nly prve here i mehing dieren

he Lie Iel a we knw i. one walk naware he

her, b cerainly n naided.

Deah may be a lie aer lie, b maybe n he aerlie.


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Automatic Night-In

Balearic Nun.

Photosynthesis.

Randy Development.Dubstep Umpah.

Sponge Christ.

Gay Ogre.

Minty Freshness.

Lovely Vinegar.

Friendly Tonsils.

Boring Excitement.

Ham-fsted tenderness.

Top 40 Beethoven.

Amusing T-shirt Slogan.

Twat Massacre.

Nuclear Bleach.

Giant Haddock.

Relevant Sob.

The Chub-Fingered Neediness O A Wheeled Honk-Mariner.

Grisly Meat Hook Mobile.

Damiens Cot.

Windpipe Frotage.

Bleating Grandma.Sirens To Silence.

Stained Grit, Stinky Mop.

Cobwebbed Anus.

Mothball Wallet.

Charitys Tragedy.

Millionaire Homeless.Stied Mucas, Hidden Dragon.


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