by all means
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By a l l Means. . .
MARRY!
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Anonymous
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each
other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
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I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
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'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,
dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's
called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash (New Zealand Cricketer)
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
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A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son,
I'm still paying
Anonymous
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
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The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
Anonymous
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
Anonymous