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Cape Multisport Club Eden Newsletter March 2019 Message from your Chairperson MEDITATION. Is it madness or moderation? It is definitely madness to attempt to use a holistic approach to fine tune improvements. What do you change? Conversely it is also defi- nitely madness to dissect topics and assume it will improve the bigger picture. If I run today will it improve my chances of a better race in a week, two or months time? March is the time when most Comrades and Two Oceans runners build up for a 'big' April. It is in this time when we make the most criti- cal decisions to set ourselves up to achieve what is most likely the big- gest volatile target of the year. Our thoughts bounce between success and failure. Success and fail- ure are many micro topics apart, yet a small nudge in one direction determines which will prevail. Meditation can create better planning so that we can actively become the conductor in just that nudge. In an event there are points which need to be in place beforehand, during and afterwards. Sometimes even long afterwards. Many of these points are unrelated to the true goal, but still need to be handled for a smooth event. As an example, if you are going away from home for a race, planning accommodation and logistics become important. These points sound simple on the surface and the holistic approach tells us: If the run is about fitness, injury and not being disqualified, does it really matter where I stay? Meditation will bring the balance as the micro decisions in gauging the risk of where you stay could change the pathway of the event. You choose to stay close to the start to sleep later, but then the crowd that gets there early make enough noise to wake you up, or worse, the crew that sets the race up only finish setting up at 2am and make that same noise. Sometimes it does not go to plan. It could be the time to sadly choose to substitute on your Two Oceans or Comrades. In your meditation always remember there is no total failure. There is failure of a goal, but alternate goals can be made. Being injured can be an opportunity. Sharing is something runners need. In long races the runner experi- ences more emotional battles than they planned for. When you look at the runners around you, evaluate the known and realize it is not completely known. Meditate on a fresh new viewpoint. They also gave up, they also conquered. They kept with the plan, they threw the plan away. They got up early, they signed up for the next race. The club is in a similar position at this time of year. We have two races coming up in the next two months and the planning stage is taking a spotlight in the meetings now. Sponsorship has changed to Investgold Wilderness Festival for the Two Lagoons and remains Anton le Roux Vervoer with for the Hoekwil race. More about the details from the sec- retary. On behalf of the club committee, an extended big thank you to both sponsors! Let us lead the way forward together, Go Team RED! In this Issue Chairmans Message ......... 1 Athletes in Action ............... 2 Fixtures .............................. 4 Secretarys Message.......... 6 Birthdays ............................ 7 Time Trials ......................... 8 League Table ................... 12 Runner Interest ................ 13 Club Details ...................... 14

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Cape Multisport Club Eden Newsletter

March 2019

Message from your Chairperson

MEDITATION. Is it madness or moderation? It is definitely madness to attempt to use a holistic approach to fine tune improvements. What do you change? Conversely it is also defi-nitely madness to dissect topics and assume it will improve the bigger picture. If I run today will it improve my chances of a better race in a week, two or months time? March is the time when most Comrades and Two Oceans runners build up for a 'big' April. It is in this time when we make the most criti-cal decisions to set ourselves up to achieve what is most likely the big-gest volatile target of the year. Our thoughts bounce between success and failure. Success and fail-ure are many micro topics apart, yet a small nudge in one direction determines which will prevail. Meditation can create better planning so that we can actively become the conductor in just that nudge. In an event there are points which need to be in place beforehand, during and afterwards. Sometimes even long afterwards. Many of these points are unrelated to the true goal, but still need to be handled for a smooth event. As an example, if you are going away from home for a race, planning accommodation and logistics become important. These points sound simple on the surface and the holistic approach tells us: If the run is about fitness, injury and not being disqualified, does it really matter where I stay? Meditation will bring the balance as the micro decisions in gauging the risk of where you stay could change the pathway of the event. You choose to stay close to the start to sleep later, but then the crowd that gets there early make enough noise to wake you up, or worse, the crew that sets the race up only finish setting up at 2am and make that same noise. Sometimes it does not go to plan. It could be the time to sadly choose to substitute on your Two Oceans or Comrades. In your meditation always remember there is no total failure. There is failure of a goal, but alternate goals can be made. Being injured can be an opportunity. Sharing is something runners need. In long races the runner experi-ences more emotional battles than they planned for. When you look at the runners around you, evaluate the known and realize it is not completely known. Meditate on a fresh new viewpoint. They also gave up, they also conquered. They kept with the plan, they threw the plan away. They got up early, they signed up for the next race. The club is in a similar position at this time of year. We have two races coming up in the next two months and the planning stage is taking a spotlight in the meetings now. Sponsorship has changed to Investgold Wilderness Festival for the Two Lagoons and remains Anton le Roux Vervoer with for the Hoekwil race. More about the details from the sec-retary. On behalf of the club committee, an extended big thank you to both sponsors! Let us lead the way forward together, Go Team RED!

In this Issue

Chairman’s Message ......... 1

Athletes in Action ............... 2

Fixtures .............................. 4

Secretary’s Message.......... 6

Birthdays ............................ 7

Time Trials ......................... 8

League Table ................... 12

Runner Interest ................ 13

Club Details ...................... 14

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Eden Duathlon #1 - 17 Feb 2019

ATHLETS IN ACTION

Yolandi van der Berg, Marié Brown & Kevin Brown at their first Duathlon

Words from Marie: “Our 1st Duathlon! Never in my wildest dreams did I think I

would do (or complete) something like this?! 2.5km run & 10km cycle &

1.25km run ~ YOU are your only limit!”

Eden Duathlon #1—17 February 2019

Name Chip Time Division

Kevin Brown 41:32 Super Sprint

Yolandi van der Berg 43:35 Super Sprint

Marié Brown 50:54 Super Sprint

Yolandi van der Berg Marié & Kevin Brown Marié & Kevin Race Ready! Kevin Brown

Yolandi van der Berg Kevin Brown Marié Brown Marié Brown Yolandi van der Berg

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Cango

ATHLETS IN ACTION

Cango Marathon - 23 February 2019

Name Chip Time Division

Eugene Marais 1:31:51 21.1km

Liezel Snyman 1:51:51 21.1km

Gerhardus Du Toit 1:54:29 21.1km

Philip Briggs 1:59:21 21.1km

Adele Vorster 2:14:06 21.1km

Francois Steenkamp 2:14:06 21.1km

Chantel van den Heever 2:28:58 21.1km

Clayton Thorpe 2:28:58 21.1km

Solly Gerber 2:31:11 21.1km

Stefan Swanepoel 2:33:13 21.1km

Gayle Swanepoel 2:33:13 21.1km

Jane Mouton 2:41:23 21.1km

Bheki Maphanga 3:29:29 42.2km

Andrew Thorpe 3:59:04 42.2km

Tertius Steyn 4:13:16 42.2km

Sonja Steyn 4:13:16 42.2km

Robbie Joubert 4:29:02 42.2km Clayton Thorpe

21.1km Runners

Adele Vorster & Francois Steenkamp

Jane Mouton Philip Briggs

Solly Gerber

Gayle & Stefan Swanepoel Bheki Maphanga

Solly Gerber

Gerrit du Toit

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Oubos MTB 50km—23 February 2019

ATHLETS IN ACTION

Check those sexy legs!! Kevin’s well deserved medal!

Uniondale Poort—2nd

March 2019 Name Chip Time Division

Eugene Marais 44:36 10km

Uniondale Poort—2nd

March 2019

Oubos MTB—23 February 2019

Name Chip Time Division

Kevin Brown 3:22 50km

FEBRUARY—JULY 2019 Eden Triathlon Series

09 MARCH 2019 Tortoise Tuff Events

UPCOMING FIXTURES

UNIWISP 5-in-1—2nd

March 2019

Name Chip Time Division

Cliff Wallace 4:13:50 42.2km

Uniwisp 5-in-1—2nd

March 2019

Congrats Cliff 1st place gold

medal at Eden district

biathlon championships and

selected for team Sa’s on 30

March in PE

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13 APRIL 2019 Two Lagoons Events

17 MARCH 2019 Knysna Heads Marathon

UPCOMING FIXTURES

25 MAY 2019 Meiringspoort Trail Run

01 MAY 2019 Run 2 Raise

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The year is flying by and it is almost time for our first club

race, the Investgold Two Lagoons! In the coming weeks I will

send out forms to be completed for helpers on the big day.

We ask that its all hands on deck for this important race. We

have a sponsor that is willing to up the sponsorship next year

depending on the outcome of this year's race. We have to

make a big impression and ensure the race is a huge success. We have loads of flyers that need

to be handed out, Evette will have some at the Wilderness Time Trial, please take a handful and

handout where ever you go.

On the website side (www.cmce.co.za), the registration form, code of conduct and constitution of

the club are posted for your perusal. We are working hard to get the mobile app going and mak-

ing it much easier for our members to contact us, order gear, keep up to date with all important

notifications.

To all those running in upcoming events, enjoy your race and I leave you with this quote by

George S Patton;

“Now if you are going to win any battle you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run

the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up. It is always

tired in the morning, noon and night. But the body is never tired if the mind is not tired.”

"Always keep in mind the motivation for pursuing your goal It will help you keep moving and stay

in control Don’t slow down, time is over due Forward momentum will see you through"

From the pen of the Secretary...

FROM THE DESK OF THE SECRETARY

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More from your Secretary...

BIRTHDAYS

The following runners celebrated/will be celebrating birthdays in March and April, a warm wish to you all, may your feet be fleet and your lungs the size of scuba tanks

Francois Steenkamp 11 March

Liz Bazin 12 March

Marchellino Jacobs 16 March

Andrew Thorpe 18 March

Eugene Marais 22 March

Clayton Thorpe 29 March

Bheki Maphanga 6 April

Gerhardt Roux 12 April

Anne-Marie Harris 14 April

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Wilderness Results

TIME TRIALS

Name 13-Feb

Ricardo Cornelius 17:38

Marchellino Jacobs 17:48

Rinaldo Grootboom 18:25

Eugene Marais 25:13

Ezbe Van Aardt 25:13

Philip Briggs 26:02

Wendy Nortman 26:56

Chris Leggatt 27:41

Kevin Brown 27:41

Lutherus Van Niekerk 28:08

Jesse-Kim Grundling 28:25

Juan Oosthuizen 28:25

Francois Steenkamp 28:49

Gerhardus Du Toit 29:04

Margaret von Zeil 29:32

Robbie Joubert 29:51

Erika Grotepass 29:52

Salmon Gerber 30:59

Magrieta Brown 31:45

Arthur Harlow 32:39

Stefan Swanepoel 32:39

Gayle Swanepoel 33:33

Jaco Vorster 33:33

Jane Mouton 35:43

Natasha O'Kelly 36:21

Name 20-Feb

Rinaldo Grootboom 18:47

Robbie Joubert 27:50

Francois Steenkamp 28:22

Lutherus Van Niekerk 28:50

Adele Vorster 29:12

Erika Grotepass 29:30

Gerhardus Du Toit 30:25

Henriette Van Niekerk 30:25

Jane Mouton 35:03 Philip & Marié

Evette & Stefan Philip & Ricardo Evette & Philip

Evette & Lutherus Evette & Ezbé Evette & Philip

Valentines Time Trial (Wilderness—13 February)

Lots of prize winners—thanks Evette!

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Wilderness Results Continued...

TIME TRIALS

Name 27-Feb

Marchellino Jacobs 18:28

Rinaldo Grootboom 18:43

Robert De Reuck 22:59

Eugene Marais 23:23

Chris Leggatt 25:41

Philip Briggs 26:29

Stefan Swanepoel 27:25

Lutherus Van Niekerk 27:58

Adele Vorster 29:00

Robbie Joubert 29:44

Arthur Harlow 29:54

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 30:11

Kevin Brown 30:11

Salmon Gerber 30:11

Gayle Swanepoel 35:11

Magrieta Brown 35:16

Sine Strydom 37:54

Evette Joubert hands Ariadne van Zandbergen a badge for

completing 50 Time Trials on 27th February 2019

Name 6-Mar

Jeanno 18:32

Marchellino Jacobs 19:24

Rinaldo Grootboom 19:24

Ricardo Cornelius 19:28

Gerhardt Roux 22:41

Jason Botha 24:54

Philip Briggs 26:13

Chris Leggatt 26:48

Cliff Wallace 27:13

Kevin Brown 28:13

Lutherus Van Niekerk 28:14

Jesse-Kim Grundling 28:23

Francois Steenkamp 29:29

Robbie Joubert 30:06

Salmon Gerber 30:06

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 30:34

Liz Bazin 30:34

Henriette Van Niekerk 30:47

Magrieta Brown 34:19

Arthur Harlow 38:37

Jane Mouton 45:48

Natasha O'Kelly 45:48

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Reebok Results

TIME TRIALS

NAME 06-Mar 5km 3km

CADY PRINSLOO 21:55

ANDREW THORPE (CMCE) 23:23

MAGDA OPPERMAN (HBDW) 27:10

RITA HENDRIKSE 33:47

CLAYTON THORPE (CMCE) 35:04

CHANTEL VD HEEVER (CMCE) 19:03

Unofficial Distance

ABIGAIL VAN DEN HEEVER 18:00

WILLEM VAN DER HEEVER 24:32

NAME 20-Feb 5km 3km

JOFFREY PIENAAR (IJ) 21:11

CLAYTON THORPE (CMCE) 36:05

DIRK JOUBERT (HBDW) 13:12

ILSE SCHOEMAN (CMCE) 17:01

MARLISE BRAND (HBDW) 17:12

EILEEN MEIRING 19:00

NAME 13-Feb 5km 3km

DIRK JOUBERT (HBDW) 22:34

ANDREW THORPE (CMCE) 23:41

THEUNS BOTHA 25:20

MAGDA OPPERMAN (HBDW) 27:39

CHANTEL VD HEEVER (CMCE) 34:30

CLAYTON THORPE (CMCE) 34:30

RIKA SPANG (HBDW) 17:04

MARIETJIE JOUBERT (CMCE) 18:00

MARLISE BRAND (HBDW) 18:00

LIESL SCOTT (CMCE) 18:45

Unofficial Distance

WILLEM VAN DER HEEVER 16:00

ABIGAIL VAN DEN HEEVER 27:20

NAME 27-Feb 5km 3km

ANDREW THORPE (CMCE) 23:58

CLAYTON THORPE (CMCE) 35:59

DIRK JOUBERT (HBDW) 13:22

MARIETJIE JOUBERT (CMCE) 18:25

MAGDA OPPERMAN (HBDW) 18:25

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Competition Stats as at 27 February 2019

TIME TRIALS

Competition Champion

Name Points

Lutherus Van Niekerk 24

Francois Steenkamp 20

Robbie Joubert 20

Adele Vorster 12

Arthur Harlow 12

Cliff Wallace 12

Jane Mouton 12

Rinaldo Grootboom 12

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 10

Magrieta Brown 10

Marchellino Jacobs 10

Philip Briggs 10

Ricardo Cornelius 10

Salmon Gerber 10

Stefan Swanepoel 10

Chris Leggatt 8

Eugene Marais 8

Gayle Swanepoel 8

Gerhardus du Toit 8

Henriette Van Niekerk 8

Jaco Vorster 8

Kevin Brown 8

Natasha O'Kelly 8

Bheki Maphanga 6

Erika Grotepass 4

Gerhardt Roux 4

Liz Bazin 4

Margaret Von Zeil 4

Yolandi van der Berg 4

Nicolaas Claasen 2

Fastest Male 5KM

Name Time

Ricardo Cornelius 16:45

Marchellino Jacobs 17:48

Rinaldo Grootboom 18:25

Bheki Maphanga 20:15

Gerhardt Roux 22:41

Eugene Marais 23:00

Cliff Wallace 23:43

Chris Leggatt 25:41

Jaco Vorster 25:45

Philip Briggs 26:02

Gerhardus du Toit 26:31

Stefan Swanepoel 27:25

Kevin Brown 27:41

Nicolaas Claasen 27:48

Robbie Joubert 27:50

Lutherus Van Niekerk 27:58

Francois Steenkamp 28:22

Arthur Harlow 29:54

Salmon Gerber 30:06

Fastest Female 5KM

Name Time

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 23:19

Yolandi van der Berg 25:22

Margaret Von Zeil 26:48

Liz Bazin 27:36

Adele Vorster 28:26

Erika Grotepass 29:30

Henriette Van Niekerk 30:25

Magrieta Brown 31:45

Gayle Swanepoel 32:59

Jane Mouton 35:03

Natasha O'Kelly 36:21

Most 5KM (since 2016)

Name Number

Robbie Joubert 91

Arthur Harlow 81

Lutherus Van Niekerk 81

Salmon Gerber 73

Gerhardus du Toit 56

Chris Leggatt 54

Henriette Van Niekerk 54

Liz Bazin 52

Philip Briggs 52

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 51

Gerhardt Roux 49

Kevin Brown 45

Bheki Maphanga 43

Magrieta Brown 42

Jane Mouton 39

Rinaldo Grootboom 36

Ricardo Cornelius 30

Evette Joubert 26

Margaret Von Zeil 26

Yolandi van der Berg 24

Cliff Wallace 23

Andrew Thorpe 22

Tertius Steyn 17

Erika Grotepass 15

Sonja Steyn 13

Stefan Swanepoel 13

Gayle Swanepoel 12

Marchellino Jacobs 11

Clayton Thorpe 9

Francois Steenkamp 8

Nicolaas Claasen 8

Adele Vorster 6

Jaco Vorster 5

Chantel van der Heever 4

Eugene Marais 4

Natasha O'Kelly 4

Debbie Campbell 3

Ilse Schoeman 1

Liezl Scott 1

Marietjie Joubert 1

Most 5KM (2019)

Name Number

Robbie Joubert 9

Francois Steenkamp 8

Lutherus Van Niekerk 8

Andrew Thorpe 7

Clayton Thorpe 7

Arthur Harlow 6

Jane Mouton 6

Ariadne Van Zandbergen 5

Cliff Wallace 5

Magrieta Brown 5

Philip Briggs 5

Rinaldo Grootboom 5

Salmon Gerber 5

Adele Vorster 4

Chris Leggatt 4

Gayle Swanepoel 4

Gerhardus du Toit 4

Henriette Van Niekerk 4

Kevin Brown 4

Marchellino Jacobs 4

Natasha O'Kelly 4

Ricardo Cornelius 4

Stefan Swanepoel 4

Bheki Maphanga 3

Chantel van der Heever 3

Eugene Marais 3

Jaco Vorster 3

Erika Grotepass 2

Gerhardt Roux 2

Liz Bazin 2

Margaret Von Zeil 2

Yolandi van der Berg 2

Ilse Schoeman 1

Liezl Scott 1

Marietjie Joubert 1

Nicolaas Claasen 1

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Top 5 Athletes for 2019 so far

(ASWD Races & Wilderness Time Trials Only)

LEAGUE TABLE

Top Athletes per Division

5km 10km 42.2km 21.1km

Male Ricardo Cornelius 16:45 Eugene Marais 44:36 Eugene Marais 1:31:51 Bheki Maphanga 3:29:29

Female Ariadne van Zandbergen 23:19 Ariadne van Zandbergen 48:34 Liezel Snyman 1:51:51 Sonja Steyn 4:13:16

Top 5 Athletes 21.1km

Pos Male Female

1 Eugene Marais 1:31:51 Liezel Snyman 1:51:51

2 Andrew Thorpe 1:52:38 Adele Vorster 2:14:16

3 Gerhardus du Toit 1:54:29 Marelize Claassen 2:26:10

4 Philip Briggs 1:59:21 Chantel van den Heever 2:28:58

5 Robbie Joubert 2:06:01 Gayle Swanepoel 2:33:13

Top 5 Athletes 42.2km

Pos Male Female

1 Bheki Maphanga 3:29:29 Sonja Steyn 4:13:16

2 Andrew Thorpe 3:59:04

3 Tertius Steyn 4:13:16

4 Robbie Joubert 4:29:02

5

Top 5 Athletes 10km

Pos Male Female

1 Eugene Marais 44:36 Ariadne van Zandbergen 48:34

2 Cliff Wallace 49:39 Yolandi van der Berg 53:40

3 Philip Briggs 53:49 Joenie Conradie 54:19

4 Chris Leggatt 54:39 Adele Van Zyl 58:55

5 Gerrit Du Toit 54:41 Henriette van Niekerk 1:03:10

Top 5 Athletes 5km

Pos Male Female

1 Ricardo Cornelius 16:45 Ariadne Van Zandbergen 23:19

2 Marchellino Jacobs 17:48 Yolandi van der Berg 25:22

3 Rinaldo Grootboom 18:25 Margaret Von Zeil 26:48

4 Bheki Maphanga 20:15 Liz Bazin 27:36

5 Gerhardt Roux 22:41 Adele Vorster 28:26

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Interesting Article

RUNNER INTEREST

Why you should never date a trail runner February 14th, 2019 by Tory Scholz | Posted in Trail Running

If you are looking for that perfect partner, we recommend steering clear from trail runners. If you’re looking for someone to spend free

time with, then look further than the forest. The reality of trail runners is not what you see on Instagram and their main squeeze will al-

ways be trail running.

Every trip away is a runcation

It doesn’t matter if you’re going away for one night, or a few months. The trail runner in your life will make any vacation into a running

vacation. If you want to go away somewhere, that is their ticket to adventure somewhere new. They will research trails, mountains,

parks, and where you can shuttle them to and from in a new town. If you aren’t a trail runner, this means spending most of your vacation

alone.

They’re never around

When they are training for a goal race, they are never around. When they are around, they are tired, hungry, sore, and can sometimes

forget small tasks like showering.

New routes are their love language

If your idea of date night is a movie and dinner, think again. Not only will a trail runner be too tired to get off the couch, the key to a trail

runner’s heart is planning a new trail or route for them to explore.

They never skip church

Want to go for brunch or do errands on a Sunday? Think again. ‘The Church of Dirt’ is every weekend. In fact, it’s twice every weekend.

If they’re not racing, they’re volunteering at a race, or training for one. Saturdays and Sundays are always spent in the forest and moun-

tains for hours at a time. Even if they’re finished by 3:00 p.m. they are likely too exhausted to do anything functional or productive for the

remainder of the day.

Dressing up means wearing a clean running outfit

From black toenails to chafe scars, we don’t do what we love to look good. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. When we aren’t running, we

are recovering from a run and planning the next. Laundry wastes energy that could be spent in the trails. There will be piles of laundry,

that are always semi-clean, and can be used for another run.

They will ask you to crew

When the trail runner in your life asks you to be a part of their goal race and help them crew or pace, it is a sign of their love for you. But,

proceed with caution. Crewing and pacing involves staying up for over 24-hours feeding, changing, and burping them like they are a

toddler. Unless you want to spend your weekends sleep deprived and making memories is beautiful settings–just say no.

Free time means more running time

Planning romantic date nights, weekends away, or anything a normal person would find exciting won’t happen with a trail runner. They

have already planned their weekends and spare time for adventuring. Their excitement is trail running. That is all.

You will have to rescue them

This sounds romantic. What it really means is that you are a shuttle driver for point-to-point adventure runs, as well as the newest mem-

ber of your local search and rescue squad.

They count calories

They know whether Lays or Simba potato chips has more calories and will always choose the bag with the most. Calories mean more

time in the trails, so the more the better. If you’re looking for that romantic partner to share food with–look elsewhere. Trail runners need

their fuel, want it caloric, and will not share. They are like magicians at making food disappear, and eating can be an emergency.

Trail time isn’t on time

Trail runners lose a sense of time when they run. Keep this in mind if you are ever making plans for after their run. Add one to two hours

onto the time they say they will be finished.

They have as much gear as a cyclist

If you thought trail running was a minimalist

sport, think again. There are multiple pairs of

shoes for every type of trail and terrain. There

are running packs for small, medium, and big

adventures. There are layers upon layers of

smelly lycra. The gear with the holes in it? Yes,

they still need it for their drop bag at 70K.

They only talk about running, dirt, mountains,

food, adventures, races, or more running

If you’re going to date a trail runner, you better

be a really good listener, or have a bank of run-

ning responses. We suggest the following re-

sponses, “What was the elevation gain?” Or

“How technical was the descent after kilometre

fourteen?” And “Are you still alternating between

gels and real food in training these days?” You

can also try, “Did Strava sync on that remote

route?” If you’re really close, ask them if their

chafing scar has healed.

You have been warned!!

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2019 Committee

Our Main Sponsors

CMSCEDEN CONTACT DETAILS

Chairperson

Andrew Thorpe

Vice Chairperson

Lutherus van Niekerk

Accountant

Liz Bazin

Secretary

Debbie Campbell

Race Coordinator

Gayle Swanepoel

Club Secretary: Debbie Campbell Phone: +27 72 215 6125 Postal Address: PO Box 500, Wilderness, 6560 Fax: 086-610-5532 E-mail: [email protected] Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/NBMC.EDEN/ Bank Name: Standard Bank Account Name: Cape Multisport Club Eden Account Number: 061143405 Account type: Cheque Branch: George Universal Branch Code: 051001 Abbreviation for race entry forms: cmceden

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