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DEATH/CAR EXT. PETER’S CAR GARAGE - DAY

We FADE in on a Car garage named Peter’s Car Garage, it is a nice

sunny day, the garage door is open to.

INT. PETER’S CAR GARAGE - DAY

They’re cars on lifters, some really nice cars. The CAMERA moves over

to a car that is not on a lifter. A YELLOW CAMERO. A MAN is under it,

he comes out from it, he is done

fixing it.

He is a average kid, has a tan on him, his name is ANDREW (19). He

wipes off some of the oil on his hands and face.

A Voice is heard from the other side of the room.

VOICE V.O ANDREW!

Andrew turns around to the voice. It is his boss MR HANEY.

ANDREW What, Mr Haney?

MR HANEY Come over here.

Andrew walks over to Mr Haney.

ANDREW What do you need Mr Haney?

MR HANEY I need you to do something.

ANDREW Mr Haney, I am not cleaning up the boys bathroom again, last time I went into the

bathroom, Steve the muffler cleaner show me his little friend.

MR HANEY Ew. That’s not what I can here for.

ustin Simason Monday, March 8, 2010 10:24:18 AM ET

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2. ANDREW What is it then?

MR HANEY I need you to take the Camero up

to it’s owner in California.

ANDREW What. I can’t take that up to California I just can’t.

MR HANEY Why can’t you, I looked at your schedule and you owe me from the days you took off partying with the KKK’s when you were stoned and drunk and thought they were ghost.

ANDREW Sorry that was a accident.

MR HANEY So you owe me, take the Camero to Califoria.

He hands over the keys to andrew.

EXT. SIDE OF THE ROAD - DAY - LATER

A MAN sits on the side walk, his name is JUSTIN(18). He is waiting forsomething. A Yellow Camero comes around the corner, the Camero

approaches Justin.

ANDREW Justin get in the car.

JUSTIN Where did you get the car?

ANDREW My boss is making me take this car to

California.

JUSTIN How long are you gonna be gone.

ANDREW Probably about Two weeks.


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3. JUSTIN TWO FUCKIN WEEKS! What am I gonna do for two weeks?

ANDREW

Probably the left overs in the fridge can hold you over, and just make noodles.

JUSTIN Your noodles are the best. So Can I come with you?

ANDREW I am not sure dude.

JUSTIN Please.

ANDREW Dude, I don’t know.

JUSTIN (a funny whining noise) Please!

ANDREW Okay, get in the car. But we have to stop at the house to get some stuff.

JUSTIN (getting in the car) Okay.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - LATER

The Yellow drives on this long road, a MONTAGE OF SHOT with the Camero

driving is shown, a song starts playing.

“GET READY BY THE PROCLAIMERS”

They both have smiles on there faces having fun with this road trip.They stop at a little diner in a small town.

INT. HOLLY’S BIG HOUSE OF PANCAKES - DAY

This big beautiful women in her early twenties with big breast comes

up to Andrew and Justin’s table with some flap jacks.


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4. WOMEN Here you go cuties.

ANDREW Thank you so much.

JUSTIN (looking at name tag) Thank you so much...Julia, How are you doing today.

JULIA I am doing fine cute, what’s your name?

JUSTIN My name is Justin.

JULIA I love that name, you me to give you my number?

JUSTIN Whatever I can do to see your beautiful eyes.

Andrew coughs on a piece of pancake. She blushes from the comment.

JULIA

(she rights on a piece of paper) Okay, here is my number, when a girl named shnay-nay picks up the phone ask for me. Here you go.

She hands over the piece of paper with her number on it.

JUSTIN Thank you so much beautiful.

She exits with a smile on her face.

ANDREW What was that?

JUSTIN A girl.


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5. ANDREW I know that, but what was that you just did?

JUSTIN flirting.

ANDREW Yeah, how did you do that.

JUSTIN I dunno, something I was born with it.

ANDREW Can you teach me?

JUSTIN Maybe, I can’t tell you all the secrets.

ANDREW That’s all right with me.

JUSTIN Okay. I’ll tell you on the way to California. Who is the guy in California.

ANDREW I don’t remember his name really is like Mr Keefe , but I have the address for

the house and state.

EXT. CALIFORNIA - NIGHT

A light is coming from this large home in BEVERLY HILLS, we come

closer to this house.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - SAME TIME

In this house, everything is really nice, red walls gold and black

carpets. A MAN in his forties wearing a Hugh Hefner robe not wearing

pants is Angry, he flips over the glass coffee table making it

shatter.

He runs over to the guy hiding behind the couch. He grabs him by the

front of the shirt.

KEEFE HOW DID YOU LOOSE MY MONEY.


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6. MAN#2 I am sorry Mr Keefe but the car broke down and I had to take it a garage.

KEEFE

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WAS IN THE BACK OF THAT CAR!

MAN#2 No.

KEEFE There was over a 500 million dollars in there!

MAN#2 I am sorry boss. KEEFE Sorry doesn’t put the money back into my hand!

Mr Keefe lets go of the hand and calms down.

KEEFE CONT’D I want the money back NOW!

MAN#2 Sir do you know how long that will take.

KEEFE I don’t care how long it takes, just get that car back. Or I will have your head.

MAN#2 Okay Boss.

He exits the room. Mr Keefe walks over to the fire place and stares at

the fire.

EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT - LATER

“CRASH BY PRIMITIVES”


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They drive on this long highway. There is barely any cars on this road

at all.

INT. CAR - NIGHT - SAME TIME

Justin leans back in his chair sleeping, Andrew is driving. He is

starting to fall asleep. He reaches into the backseat, there is a

cooler, he opens it and grabs a MONSTER. He takes a couple sips from

it, he has more energy.

EXT. MOTEL - NIGHT - LATER

They drive into the parking lot for a cheap motel.

INT. MOTEL - ROOM - NIGHT - LATER

Andrew drags Justin in, tossing him on the bed, he is still asleep.

Andrew sits on his bed he is a little tired. He lays on top of the bed

resting, he slowly falls asleep.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. MOTEL - ROOM - MORNING

Justin tries to wake up Andrew. Andrew won’t wake up. Justin gets on

top of Andrew’s bed and jumps up and down.

Andrew still won’t wake up. Justin bounces more.

JUSTIN WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Andrew wakes up with a quick movement.

JUSTIN Oh, your wake lets go on the road dude.

ANDREW Why do you wanna leave so much?

JUSTIN Please do it for me.

ANDREW what the hell did you do Justin?

JUSTIN Nothing can we just go.


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LOUD KNOCKS are at the the door.

ANDREW Justin what the fuck did you do?

JUSTIN Nothing.

VOICE O.S JUSTIN YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER!

EXT. MOTEL - FRONT DOOR - DAY

Julia stands out of the room banging on the door.

JULIA You had sex with my sister!

INT. MOTEL - ROOM - DAY - SAME TIME

Andrew gives Justin a weird look.

ANDREW (to Justin) No you didn’t.

Justin gives Andrew a “Maybe” look.

ANDREW What the hell Justin.

JUSTIN would you believe it was an accident?

ANDREW Yeah, How was that an accident. You pulled down your pants and tripped and your dick fell into her vagina and as

ANDREW CONT’D you were getting up you get on dropping deeper into her for a long time.

JUSTIN Maybe?


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9. ANDREW Wow Justin, this is a new low.

JUSTIN I have an idea.

ANDREW What?

JUSTIN Follow me.

Justin runs to the bathroom, Andrew follows him. Justin Stands on top

of the toilet, he opens the window he pushes the window out.

JUSTIN Grab my foot.

Justin places his foot in andrew’s hand. Andrew pushes Justin up a

little more.

JUSTIN Just a little more.

He looks out the window and sees the ground, nothing to save him.

JUSTIN

Wait..

Andrew pushes him out.

Justin lands on the ground painfully.

JUSTIN Owwwwww.

INT. MOTEL - BATHROOM - SAME TIME

Andrew takes a deep breath, more knocking at the door, He climbs upand goes through. He lands right in front of Justin. Justin helps

Andrew.

JUSTIN Come on lets go.

They start running.


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INT. MOTEL - ROOM - DAY - SAME TIME

Julia breaks through the door, holding a shotgun. She looks around and

doesn’t see them. She walks out of the room and she sees them running

to the Camero.

JULIA YOU SON OF A BITCH!

She aims the gun at Justin.

JULIA CONT’D I got you now.

She shoots the gun. Justin just missed it, they both scream which

makes them Jump.

ANDREW GET IN THE CAR DUDE!

JUSTIN I AM TRYING DUDE!

They get into the car and drive off. She shoots one more time and it

hits the lock on the rear of the car making it break. The car drives

off.


The CAR DRIVES by the CAMERA. Looking really nice.

INT. CAR - DAY - SAME TIME

Justin is like freaking out and andrew’s eyes are wide open.

JUSTIN Holy shit we almost got killed by a hot bitch!

ANDREW She wouldn’t try to kill us if you didn’t FUCK HER SISTER YOU DUMB ASS HOLE!

JUSTIN I am sorry but her sister was hot, you would of done the same thing.


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11. ANDREW Get a beautiful girls phone number and you fuck her sister. I don’t think so.

There is a moment of silence.

JUSTIN Yes you would.

Andrew looks at Justin and slaps him.

JUSTIN that hurt. I am gonna get mommy. ANDREW What the fuck dude.

In the back of the car, the latch opens. Andrew looks back and sees it

is open.

ANDREW DAMN IT!

Andrew stops the car on the side of the road.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - SAME TIME

Andrew gets out of the car and walks to the back of the car and looks

on the inside.

NOTE: This is a SHOT that is filmed from a far away angle.

we see him doing something. After a couple seconds he starts jumping

around and screaming with happiness.


Justin looks back and sees in the window that he is jumping around,

Justin is like “wtf”.

Andrew gets back in the car excited.

JUSTIN Why were you bouncing--


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ANDREW (cutting him off) You won’t believe this dude.

JUSTIN What?

ANDREW In the back is over 100 million dollars.

JUSTIN Your shitting me.

ANDREW No, come and check.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - SECONDS LATER

Justin starts jumping around in happiness. He stops jumping around.

JUSTIN Holy fucking shit, what are we gonna do with the money!?

ANDREW Should we turn it in to the police or something?

JUSTIN What. You would turn it in. It has been our dreams to have this amount of money.

ANDREW Yeah but... But I’ll do it.

They both start jumping around and screaming.

“I am rich Bitch.”


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They start speeding on this road going faster and faster.

A MAP OF THE USA IS SHOWN.

A red line starts from Providence Rhode Island to Aspen Colorado.

showing them driving from Rhode Island to Aspen Colorado.

EXT. ASPEN COLORADO - DAY

Sights of beautiful mountains filled with snow and beautiful sights.

EXT. ASPEN - TOWN - DAY - SAME TIME

The Camero comes down into town. Andrew parks the car on

the side. Andrew and Justin exit the car, Justin is shivering.

ANDREW (amazed) Aspen colorado dude. JUSTIN yeah, I’m freezing my balls off here.

ANDREW Remember when in Dumb and Dumber when they

go to aspen to find Mary.

JUSTIN Yeah, I don’t remember them saying my balls are about to fall off.

ANDREW We need to find a phone for a hotel or something.

JUSTIN With all the money we have, we can buy

a house.

ANDREW no, we just need a phone.


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JUSTIN (pointing) Their is one over there.

Andrew and Justin walk over to it. Andrew takes a look at the phone

book to see any hotels or motels.

ANDREW Here is a place.

INT. PRESIDENTAL SUITE - DAY - LATER

Andrew and Justin walk into this room with this old BELLHOP. Andrew

and Justin are amazed by this room.

BELLHOP This is the presidental suit gentlemen, famous people have slept in here like the queen of England and some famous people like that Mel Gibson person, Orlando Bloom I like him a lot in kinky ways.

Andrew and Justin look at him with a queer look. The Bellhop looks at

andrew and Justin who give queer looks.

BELLHOP(CONT’D) two far.

ANDREW & JUSTIN Yeah.

BELLHOP Sorry then, not really. Well I like him in the pirate movie. I wish my dick was his sword.

JUSTIN What the fuck dude. I don’t feel safe any more. Where is the bathroom?

BELLHOP Right over there.

Justin runs to the bathroom holding his butt. Justin slams the door

shut.


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BELLHOP He is kinda cute.

Andrew looks at the bellhop with a queer look on his face.

ANDREW That is weird dude.

CUT TO:

EXT. DESSERT - DAY

A shitty car drives on the road, it is a old car.

INT. CAR - DAY

It is the guy from Hollywood, not Mr Keefe but it is the MAN#2.

He is getting more angry with the car.

MAN#2 Come on you piece of shit car.

He sees the symbol for gas is empty and it is flashing.

MAN#2 You got to be kidding me.

He gets out of the car and goes to the back of the car and opens thetrunk. He sees a gallon of gas sitting right there. He picks it up,

there is something wrong, it is light.

MAN#2 Oh shit!

CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Justin and this girl fall onto the bed. This girl is smoking hot.

GIRL (sexy) You wanna fuck me.


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JUSTIN Yeah, your so fucking hot.

They start making out on the bed, this is getting hot. As he pulls his

mouth away we can see there tongues going around in circles. Justin

starts taking off his pants revealing his boxers.

CAMERA AIMNIG A DIFFERENT WAY

He drops his boxers. she bites her nails in a kinky way.

GIRL Let me suck on that big thing.

she does but we don’t see it.

CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - SAME TIME

Justin and Andrew sleep in different beds, it was just a

dream. THE CAMERA MOVES over to Justin, he is smiling in his sleep.

INT. BEDROOM (JUSTIN’S DREAM)- SAME TIME

She is on top of Justin, moaning. This is really hot. She is moaning

and really sexy things.

JUSTIN your so hot.

GIRL (andrew’s voice) wake up faggot.

JUSTIN What?


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INT. BEDROOM- NIGHT - SAME TIME

Andrew wakes up Justin, Justin wakes up really fast to reaction.

Justin is angry at Andrew.

JUSTIN Dude, I was having a awesome dream about a hot chick.

ANDREW I heard. You were moaning like a horse.

JUSTIN Ha ha, I’m sorry dude.

ANDREW It is okay just go back to sleep.

Andrew goes back into his bed.

JUSTIN Hey dude?

ANDREW What?

JUSTIN

How long have we’ve been friends?

ANDREW since fourth grade.

JUSTIN Do you remember what brought us together?

ANDREW Dumb and Dumber.

JUSTIN

Oh I remember that. You were Lloyd and I was Harry. ANDREW Yup.


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JUSTIN I remember when we tried to look like them.

ANDREW

Yeah I would cut my hair a little shorter, and you would out grow your hair.

JUSTIN Yeah, but that didn’t work because I would always get my haircut.

ANDREW Yup.

There is a nice moment of silence. THE CAMERA MOVES OVER to Andrew. We

get closer and closer to him.

INT. (ANDREW’S DREAM) - NIGHT

Andrew’s dream, this room is filled with hot girls. This a pool room.

a steamy hot pool room. This is not a normal pool room, it looks like

a inside of a cave with lights everywhere.

The girls are looking sexy and hot, girls are coming out of water and

going back in. Music is playing. Andrew is the center of attention in

this one. Girls surround him with smiling faces.

GIRL#1 Hey Andrew?

ANDREW What?

GIRL#1 I got to thank your mom and dad for making you so cute.

A start french kissing, this is hot. A beautiful blonde girl

approaches him.

GIRL#2 I got to thank him for something else.

She goes under water (we know what this means) Andrew starts to make

moaning sounds then...

UNDERWATER SHOT:


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The CAMERA moves over to Andrew’s butt. He farts. A loud fart under

water sounding like a walrus burp. Some of the girl swimmers come up

out of the water.

ANDREW oops.

GIRL#3 In a weird a I think that is hot.

her mouth widens, her tongue flays around going into andrews mouth.

As Andrew is making out with her, he has a weird look on his face.

Justin approaches Andrew in a Butler outfit.

JUSTIN Do you want a drink sir?

Andrew release from the beast of death.

ANDREW (getting his breath) Yes... I do.

JUSTIN What would you like?

ANDREW

I would like to have some Green Monster in a champagne glass

JUSTIN Be right back.

ANDREW OH YEAH, BRING EVERYONE A MONSTER IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS!

Justin bows to the command. Justin exits.

GIRL Who is the cute butler?

ANDREW That is my best friend Justin.

GIRL Oh. Why is he your butler?


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ANDREW There just times when he is a pain in the ass.

He makes out with the girl. THE DREAM FADES AWAY.

INT. BEDROOM - MORNING - SECONDS LATER

Andrew is sleeping with a smile on his face, his eyes open slowly,

Justin is on his bed putting on his shoes. Getting ready for

something.

ANDREW What are you doing?

JUSTIN Dude, do you wanna go to breakfast with me?

ANDREW Okay.

CUT TO:

INT. BREAKFAST PLACE - MORNING - LATER

Justin and Andrew are eating at a table having there nice prepare

breakfast.

JUSTIN (Food in his mouth) How much more longer until we get to

California?

ANDREW What? I can’t understand with all the food in your mouth.

JUSTIN

(swallows it) How much longer until we get to California?

ANDREW Just a couple more days and then we’re there. Why do you want to get there so fast?


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JUSTIN I don’t know, it was just a question I wanted to ask you.

ANDREW Okay.

They go back to eating. Andrew looks up and notices something.

ANDREW(CONT’D) Is that who I think it is.

JUSTIN Probably not dude. We’re in Aspen colorado, I don’t think it is who you think it is.

ANDREW (pointing) Dude look.

Justin turns to look to see who it is. It is CALEB standing in the

middle of the room.

CALEB Who’s leg do I have to hump to get a martini around her!

JUSTIN Oh shit.

ANDREW I thought he was in jail for molesting all those dogs.

JUSTIN Who bailed him out?

ANDREW I don’t know.

Caleb notices Justin and Andrew. He waves like a queer to them.

JUSTIN Oh shit.

Caleb runs over to them.


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22. CALEB Hey guys what’s up?

JUSTIN

Not much.

ANDREW How are you dude?

CALEB I’m doing better since I got out of jail.

Justin and Andrew give each other a look.

ANDREW Did you--

JUSTIN Break out?

ANDREW I was gonna say let in out but yeah.

CALEB Actually I was bailed out by my grandfather.

JUSTIN

Is he rich?

Andrew gives him a look.

CALEB No, Bail was only twenty dollars and my family wanted to see again.

JUSTIN Your family wanted to see a dog raper.

Andrew kicks Justin in the leg.

JUSTIN OWW, MOTHER FUCKER. I think a bee just hit me.

ANDREW Dumbass. Do you wanna sit down?


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CALEB Yeah sure.

Caleb sits next Justin.

CALEB (CONT’D) Hopefully no bees get me.

Andrew and Justin give each other a look.

CUT TO:

EXT. FANCY DINER - DAY - LATER

Andrew and Justin walk toward the Camero, Caleb runs up to them out

of breath.

CALEB Hey guys, this is your car? I always thought you guys would make money from those movies you made.

Andrew and Justin look at the CAMERA and then look back Caleb.

ANDREW Actually this isn’t our car, we’re bringing it back to its owner in California.

CALEB That is a long drive.

JUSTIN Tell me about it.

ANDREW Yeah, and a journey so far.

JUSTIN A lot of things have happened.

CALEB Do I wanna know?

ANDREW No. Hey, caleb you wanna come--


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CALEB 24. Ew.

Justin has a little chuckle.

JUSTIN Oh, I got it.

ANDREW Do you wanna come with us for a road trip to California?

CALEB Okay, that sounds fun.

Caleb gets in the backseat.

JUSTIN That was a good joke Caleb.

Justin gets in the car.

ANDREW coming, coming oh cuming OH YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY

A montage of this car on this long road while the song, this is a

quiet moment in the movie, also during this montage Caleb and Justinare having fun playing around (Not like that)

“Carolina On my Mind live by James Taylor”

INT. CAR - NIGHT

Justin is sleeping on Caleb’s man boob, Caleb is also sleeping.

Andrew looks at them with a queer look on his face. But it is

also sweet because of the music.

CUT TO:

EXT. GAS STATION - NIGHT TIME

The comaro pulls up in front of the gas station. Now it is raining,

pooring.


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INT. GAS STATION - NIGHT

Andrew walks in the gas station. He looks over to the cashier who

looks really tired, it is a man. Who looks kinda creepy. Andrew

walks over to the drinks section. He grabs a Monster and walks up to

the cashier. He places the drink on the table.

CASHIER Is that it?

ANDREW Yup.

He rings up the drink.

CASHIER 2.47

Andrew pulls out three dollars and gives it to the cashier. The

Cashier puts the money in the cash register.

CASHIER Thank you for you’re purchase.

ANDREW Where is my change?

CASHIER What change?

ANDREW The changed left over... why fifty three cents.

CASHIER there is no fifty three cents.

ANDREW Yes, there is.

CASHIER Okay, on the screen it said 2.47.

ANDREW Yes.


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CASHIER And you gave me three dollars and I put in the cash register.

ANDREW Yeah, so where is the rest if the money?

CASHIER Please dude.

ANDREW Fine.

Andrew grabs the drink and exits.

EXT. GAS STATION - NIGHT - SECONDS LATER

Andrew runs back to the car, he gets in really fast barely getting

wet.

INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER

Andrew gets his breath, after that he looks at Justin and Caleb

sound asleep. Andrew starts to fall asleep a little, he opens up the

Monster and takes a sip of it. With a quick reaction the window

shatters and a arms comes in choking Andrew, Andrew tries to break

through.

CUT TO:

INT. CAR - MORNING

Andrew wakes up really fast and scared. He looks around and Justin

and Caleb aren’t there.

ANDREW Justin... Justin... Caleb. JUSTIN!

JUSTIN O.S OVER HERE DUDE!

EXT. LONG ROAD - MORNING - SAME MOMENT

Justin has his back to the camera, he is taking a piss.


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ANDREW Justin where is Caleb?

CALEB O.S

OVER HERE!

Caleb is taking a shit. This is a weird sight.

ANDREW I did not need to see that.

Andrew tries to cover it, it won’t work.

ANDREW CONT’D For fuck sake I can’t even cover you because you are so big!

CUT TO:

INT. CAR - MORNING - MINUTES LATER

They are getting back in the car, Andrew notices something when

he is in the car.

ANDREW Hey Justin do you see him?

JUSTIN Yeah. Yes I do.

A MAN is walking toward there car, we can’t see his face yet. It is

the MAN#2 from earlier.

ANDREW Should we pick him up or?

JUSTIN I am not fully shore dude. What if he rapes us.

ANDREW If he does I’ll kill him.

The Man#2 approaches the car.

MAN#2 Hey, can I get a ride?


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CALEB Sure.


They drive on this long road.

INT. CAR - DAY

Justin and Caleb are in the back and Andrew and the MAN#2 are in the

front.

ANDREW So, what is your name?

MAN#2 My name is Ajax.

ANDREW That is a cool name.

AJAX Thanks I was named after my aunt who had a dick.

Justin has a little chuckle.

ANDREW Justin it is not funny.

JUSTIN Kinda.

Caleb laughs.

AJAX I shouldn’t of said anything.

ANDREW

It is not your fault it is my dumb ass friends faults.

AJAX This is a sweet Comaro, what year?

ANDREW ’75.


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30. AJAX Sweet. So where are you going vacation? ANDREW

Actually I work at a car shop and now I am bringing back a car to the owner.

AJAX Wait what?

ANDREW We’re bringing this car to L.A.

AJAX V.O Oh my god, should I kill them for the car? I don’t know if I should. Mr. Keefe will kill me if I don’t kill them.

Ajax starts slowly pulling out a knife. AJAX V.O No, no. What the fuck am I doing, maybe I should get to know them yeah yeah, then I take them to some place quiet and kill them.

AJAX CONT’D

Do you guys wanna go to Mcdonalds?

EXT. MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU - DAY - LATER

The car comes up to the sign of all the food there.


Andrew pulls up to it.

ANDREW What do you guys want?

JUSTIN Chicken nuggets.

ANDREW How many?


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JUSTIN three boxes of ten.

CALEB

Holy shit.

ANDREW What you want Ajax?

AJAX I want a Big Mac.

ANDREW Caleb do you want anything?

CALEB No, I’m fine.

Andrew leans out of the window.

ANDREW okay, I want two big macs, three ten piece nuggets and four cokes.

MCDONALDS WOKER V.O Is that all?

ANDREW Yup.

MCDONALDS WOKER V.O That will be 17.58.

ANDREW Okay thank you.

Andrew drives up more to the first window. The guy opens the window.

MCDONALDS WOKER

17.58.

Andrew pulls the money out of his pocket. Andrew hands it over to

him. Andrew drives up to the next window, the window opens and it is

a beautiful girl.

MCDONALDS GIRL WORKER Here you go guys enjoy.


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ANDREW We will thank you.

JUSTIN

Hey, what is your name?

MCDONALDS GIRL WORKER My name is Mindy.

JUSTIN That is a beautiful name.

Andrew steps on the pedal and they drive off, the girl gets a look

on her face.

INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER

Justin is really pissed off for what Andrew did.

JUSTIN What the fuck dude.

ANDREW I can’t let you do her. JUSTIN Why?

ANDREW You would fuck her sister.

JUSTIN No I wouldn’t, I don’t even know if she has a sister.

All of them look at Justin with queer looks.

CUT TO:

EXT. NEVADA - NIGHT - LATER

They drive on this long road, after a really long time of driving.

INT. CAR - NIGHT - SAME TIME

Caleb and Ajax are sleeping, Justin and Andrew are awake.


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33. JUSTIN (being quiet) Hey dude where are we gonna sleep tonight?

ANDREW I had a idea for sleeping at the place where the Hangover was.

JUSTIN Mandalay Bay.

ANDREW If that is what it is.

JUSTIN Are you serious?

ANDREW Yeah, we have the money for it.

JUSTIN Fucking sweet.

EXT. LAS VEGAS NEVADA - NIGHT - LATER

SHOTS of Las Vegas are being shown, all the cool stuff here playing

loud music.

JUSTIN This is so cool.

EXT. MANDALAY BAY - NIGHT MINUTES LATER

They pull up in front of this beautiful building. They get out of

the car.

JUSTIN Holy shit.

INT. MANDALAY BAY - LOBBY - NIGHT

They enter the building looking around this beautiful place.

JUSTIN Lets go to the front desk.

They walk over to the front desk.


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34.

FRONT DESK LADY Welcome to Mandalay bay, checking in?

ANDREW

Yes, it is a spur of the moment and I forgot to make a reservation.

FRONT DESK LADY What kind of room do you want?

JUSTIN The room in the Hangover.

FRONT DESK LADY The Dean Martin suite?

ANDREW Yup.

FRONT DESK LADY How many nights?

ANDREW Can I make a reservation for another night when I come back?

FRONT DESK LADY

Yes you can.

ANDREW Okay on the 14th I am gonna make a reservation for that night.

FRONT DESK LADY Would you like to pay now or later?

ANDREW Now.

INT. DEAN MARTIN SUITE - NIGHT - LATER

They enter this nice room, it looks like how it did in the Hangover.

They look around in “awe”. They like all of this. Justin and Anrew

walk into the bedroom.

JUSTIN Check out the beds!


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35.

CALEB O.S Look at the shit. Hey tranny aunt come in here!

Ajax not wanting to walks into the bathroom.

CALEB Do you want to play battle shit?

AJAX No.

He exits.

CALEB Does anyone want to play battle shit?

EVERYONE No.

CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - LATER - NIGHT

Andrew is sitting on the bed, Justin walks in.

ANDREW What’s up?

JUSTIN Not much.

ANDREW Cool.

JUSTIN Do you wanna pulls an all nighter like we used to do when we were younger?

ANDREW

You mean a couple years ago.

JUSTIN Yeah.

ANDREW Okay, where are the others?


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36.

Andrew and Ajax run out of the bathroom with a excited faces.

AJAX I won against Caleb at battle shit. YEAH!

ANDREW What the fuck guys.

CALEB & AJAX What?

JUSTIN Do you guys want to pull a all nighter?

CALEB & AJAX Sure.

CONTINUOUS SHOTS of them partying in slow motion to some slow music,

it looks like there having fun. this looks like fun. The CAMERA

moves over toward the window showing the moon, as we get closer to

it, the sun comes up. Then we come back and we see the boys on the

ground pooped out and there is a mess, like the movie Hangover.

Andrew wakes up slowly, his hair is a mess. He looks at the clock

on the wall.

12:54pm

ANDREW Guys wake up!

They wake up slowly.

JUSTIN the fuck Andrew.

Ajax is still sleeping.

ANDREW

AJAX WAKE UP!

AJAX I didn’t raper her, I didn’t know she was dead.

ANDREW What the fuck.


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ANDREW Okay guys lets get on the road, we gotta be there by tomorrow.

CALEB What time is it?

ANDREW Almost one.

JUSTIN Holy shit. Then we should go.

CUT TO:

INT. MANDALAY BAY - HALLWAY - MORNING

Justin, Caleb and Andrew are in the hallway, no Ajax.

JUSTIN I am so tired.

ANDREW Me to, but we have to go. Wait where is Ajax?

Ajax appears from behind and knocks them out.

CUT TO:

EXT. NEVADA DESSERT - DAY - LATER

They wake in the dessert not feeling so well. They get up loopy.

JUSTIN What happened?

ANDREW I don’t know, maybe Ajax turned on us!

CALEB Why would Ajax turn on us. He was a cool guy.

ANDREW Wait... Where is the car?


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38.

JUSTIN Oh shit.

Andrew screams his head off.

CALEB Why are you screaming?

ANDREW I’ll tell you Battle shit player, we had over ten million in the trunk of the car. Now we’re flat broke.

CALEB Oh shit.

ANDREW I know.

JUSTIN I’m gonna fucking kill him. He probably is in like germany by now.

ANDREW What the fuck dude.

CUT TO:

EXT. CALIFORNIA - DAY

The Comaro is driving a road with some other people on it. He is

there in California almost at Mr keefe’s house.

EXT. NEVADA - DESSERT - DAY - SAME TIME

They have been walking for a while, they’re getting tired. The sun

is beaming on them.

CALEB

What the hell is that?

JUSTIN What are you talking about?

CALEB That over there.


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39.

It is a HORSE, standing in the middle of the dessert, I don’t even

know why. Caleb walks over to it tries to pet it, he is petting it.

CALEB

I am petting it dude.

JUSTIN No, your not Caleb. Your--

CALEB Should I get on it.

ANDREW I don’t think you should.

Caleb gets on this big rock.

JUSTIN Caleb get the fuck off the ROCK!

CALEB (to the horse) Get ready.

ANDREW & JUSTIN CALEB NO!

He jumps and goes through.

CALEB What the hell man!

ANDREW Caleb we told you not to do it.

JUSTIN Do you need help?

CALEB

What do you think.

Andrew and Justin help Caleb get back up.

ANDREW Let just start walking.


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40.

JUSTIN Do you know how long that is gonna take? ANDREW

I don’t care I want that car.

CALEB Can we just call someone?

JUSTIN Oh fuck, our phones are in the car.

ANDREW Lets go get them.

They start walking.

CUT TO:

INT. GARAGE - DAY - SAME TIME

The camero sits in the garage all a lone. A door opens Mr keefe and

Ajax.

AJAX Mr keefe I got you you’re car back.

Mr Keefe is surprise. Mr Keefe examines the car.

KEEFE Thank you so much Ajax. I am gonna give you your pay.

AJAX What pay?

Mr Keefe pulls out twenty thousand dollars with a money clip on it.

AJAX Woah dude! How much is this?

KEEFE Twenty five thousand dollars. Wait did you call me dude?


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41.

AJAX Yeah I did, sorry.

KEEFE

Were they saying it a lot.

AJAX Yeah, I guess it rubbed off.

Mr Keefe examines the car again.

KEEFE

Hey is this your phone in the car?

AJAX No why? KEEFE There is one, wait... Two... Three. (getting angry) I got a question for you.

He walks up to Ajax.

KEEFE(CONT’D) Did you kill them?

AJAX (switching the subject) Do you want me to get you a drink?

KEEFE Did you kill them? AJAX (freaking out) No I didn’t I am sorry we had so much fun together I couldn’t kill them.

KEEFE What the fuck were you doing? Having asian

butt sex in a alley way.

There is a pause.

AJAX No...


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42. KEEFE That was a weird pause.

AJAX

We didn’t.

Mr Keefe breaks out of character.

KEEFE Cut cut!

The CAMERA moves over to a DIRECTOR holding a script in his hand. He

gets out of his chair and walks over to Mr Keefe.

DIRECTOR What are you doing? you don’t say cut I say cut because I am the director.

KEEFE I got a question for you?

DIRECTOR What is it?

KEEFE Who writes in a screenplay having asian butt sex in a alley way.

DIRECTOR I’ll show you. JUSTIN!

JUSTIN O.S WHAT!

DIRECTOR COME OVER HERE!

They wait a couple seconds. Justin comes over has himself.

JUSTIN What’s up?

DIRECTOR Why did you write about asian butt sex in a movie, like as a line?


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JUSTIN I don’t know I just wanted to write something in the script.

KEEFE So you wrote about asian butt sex in a alley.

JUSTIN Yeah, I am a weird person dude. I am sorry for it. I was just bored writing it.

KEEFE It is okay, I would of done the same.

They hug.

JUSTIN So you forgive me?

KEEFE Yeah.

JUSTIN I got to say something. KEEFE What?

Whispers in his hear. JUSTIN Would you like fries with that?

Mr keefe gets a weird look on his face.

DIRECTOR Lets just do the scene. Take it from the top!

Everyone gets back in there original places.

DIRECTOR CONT’D GET READY AND ACTION!

AJAX I left them in the dessert with nothing at all.


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KEEFE They know why address though to my house. If they see me and know what I do, I have to kill them.

AJAX You don’t have to kill them and just let them go.

Mr keefe grabs Ajax by the throat.

KEEFE I wanna kill them, it is my job. I get paid to do it because it is fun. If they do come here I am kill them.

Mr keefe releases his hand. Ajax falls to the ground coughing and

trying to get his breath. CUT TO:

EXT. HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA - NIGHT - LATER

Justin, Andrew and Caleb are finally here.

ANDREW We did it.

JUSTIN Yeah, and it hurt.

Andrew takes a split out of his pants.

ANDREW Okay, lets go to the house.

CALEB Do you know where this guy lives?

ANDREW Yeah. 25 Lincoln boulevard.

JUSTIN Do you know where that is?

ANDREW Yeah, the directions are on the page.

JUSTIN Let’s go.


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45.

They start walking.

CUT TO:

EXT. MR KEEFE’S HOUSE - NIGHT - LATER

They finally get to the house.

CALEB What should we do.

They look to the little box which is on the wall, they press a button.

MALE V.O Keefe home, who is it?

ANDREW Um, this is Andrew--

CALEB (interrupting) AND CALEB!

ANDREW Caleb and Justin. We’re here to get our homes that we left in the car we brought here?

MALE V.O Yeah, you can home in.

The gates open. slowly like entering a creepy haunted home. They go

up to the door. Andrew knocks on the door.

JUSTIN I wonder if he has a butler?

ANDREW Not everyone with a big house has a butler Justin.

The door opens revealing a butler.

BUTLER You may enter.


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46. JUSTIN (making fun) You may enter.

Andrew hits him. This is a nice home, they’re amazed of out it looks.

BUTLER Follow this way.

JUSTIN (making fun) Follow this--

Before he could finish Andrew hits him. They walk into the living

room. Which Mr Keefe is standing near the fire place drinking a glass

of champagne. Mr keefe turns to them.

KEEFE (like Dracula) Hello boys.

THUNDER and LIGHTENING.

JUSTIN (sarcastic) That’s not creepy.

KEEFE

Sit down boys.

Andrew, Caleb and Justin sit in a couch.

KEEFE CONT’D So, boys. You drove my car here.

BOYS Yeah.

KEEFE Where are you from?

BOYS Maine.

KEEFE Oh wow. That far huh. Boys you took something of mine.


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JUSTIN What do you mean?

KEEFE

You guys took from of my money.

JUSTIN No, what money?

KEEFE Some of the money in the trunk of my car, there is some that is missing.

JUSTIN Okay, we will confess. We took some money, but we used it to live on. That is it.

KEEFE But you still used my money.

ANDREW We’re so sorry, this will never happen again, can we just get our cell phones and go?

KEEFE Well would you like to stay for dinner?

The boys start getting up,

ANDREW No, actually we saw this nice diner in town and we were going to try it out.

KEEFE You can’t leave yet.

JUSTIN Forget the phones we’re just gonna leave.

KEEFE No, please stay.

Guards stand behind them and push them back down.

CALEB I’m scared.


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KEEFE Don’t be, be scared of the fact that I am gonna kill you. JUSTIN Just for taking some of your money, usually I get kicked in the nuts if I do that in middle school.

ANDREW Dude shut the fuck up.

KEEFE My men will take you away and do it for me.

They put there hands on them and pull them up.

KEEFE CONT’D Don’t make a mess.

They get pulled off the couch painfully. They exit. As there

leaving.

JUSTIN (Whispering to Caleb and Andrew) Hey remember when we were freshmen running from

the bullies.

CALEB & ANDREW Yeah.

JUSTIN On a count of three.

This becomes a very intense moment, new camera shots of sweating and

eye shots and getting ready then... They run off in different

directions.

GUARD#1 What the fuck.

KEEFE WHY DID YOU LET THEM GET AWAY!


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GUARD#1 Sorry boss it was unexpected.

KEEFE

GET THEM.

INT. LONG HALLWAY - NIGHT - SECONDS LATER

Caleb runs down this hallway, out of breath now. He is sweating

badly. He hides behind a wall not wanting to be seen by anyone. All

of a sudden he sees this weird painting on the wall, this painting

is so weird that he has to look at it with a serious look on his

face.

He gets in a stance, the one that Steve does from “Blues Clues”

CALEB Blue skadoo we can to.

He jumps into, the CAMERA follows, did doesn’t lead him to anywhere.

He is in some pain. Sounds of footsteps emerge. A Guy in a SWAT

outfit holding a pistol in his hand.

SWAT#1 Freeze!

Caleb turns around and screams and jumps around like a weirdo making

the guy run away screaming like a little girl. Caleb starts laughing.

CUT TO:

Justin hides behind a wall, a guard slowly approaches him from

behind. The swat guy pokes Justin with the gun.

SWAT#2 Get on the ground!

Justin turns around and kicks the gun out of his hand and kicks him

in the nuts.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - SAME TIME

Mr keefe is getting really angry.

KEEFE We need for men!


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50.

A door opens revealing SWAT men coming out. Now there fucked. Now it

becomes a MONTAGE of different SHOTS of the BOYS and the SWAT MEN

going at it all over the place. One of them that would be funny

seeing Caleb on a back of a screaming little man. When it is done,

they look on the ground seeing all of these bodies.

JUSTIN Lets just go.

They start walking toward the door, Mr keefe runs up in front of them

holding a gun.

KEEFE Back the fuck up!

They start backing up.

KEEFE Get in the living room! NOW!

They go back and sit on the couch like how they were minutes ago.

KEEFE I think we should just end it now because I don’t care about you and I wanna see your brains on the floor. Say your last words.

He aims his gun.

JUSTIN Bye.

ANDREW Bye.

CALEB NO DADDY NO!

That was random. IN SLOW MOTION he is pulling back the trigger. Ajax

runs up screaming, the bullet comes out and hits Ajax in the chest.BACK TO NORMAL.

JUSTIN Holy shit!

KEEFE Damn it I just killed my henchmen.


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51. KEEFE CONT’D Good bye boys.

Ajax comes back to life. He hits him in the nuts, making Mr Keefe

going to the ground. Ajax comes back to life.

CALEB YOUR ALIVE!

AJAX I can’t died, I have nine lives.

CALEB like a cat?

AJAX Yeah, like a cat.

Mr keefe shoots Ajax more times making his body shake and fall to the

ground. Mr keefe stands up.

KEEFE DIED!

He shoots more times. After that he looks at the boys again. They

scrunch up together scared.

CALEB You killed my best friend you bastard!

KEEFE Now you will join him in hell.

Ajax stands up opening his coat like Batman, hits him over the head

with a vace knocking him out.

CALEB YOUR ALIVE AGAIN!

AJAX You guys alright?

BOYS Yeah we’re fine.

DISSOLVE TO:


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EXT. OUTSIDE KEEFE HOME - NIGHT - LATER

They exit the house. Even Ajax.

JUSTIN Ajax who are you?

AJAX Actually I am a under cover cop on a mission. Now my mission is complete.

ANDREW Sweat. Can we take the car back to Maine.

AJAX I’m sorry I have to take in for inspecting.

ANDREW Okay then how do we get home?

CUT TO:

EXT. DESSERT - DAY

They are walking together now no Ajax.

ANDREW They didn’t let us have anything. No money no car no no thing.

CALEB I know that is so damn stupid.

ANDREW Oh yeah, Justin you said you would teach me something? JUSTIN

What? Oh yeah. First lesson don’t date to people at once and don’t mix there names

The camera pulls back and we

FADE OUT:

THE END


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