charmed - 1x03 - thank you for not morphing.en

8/13/2019 Charmed - 1x03 - Thank You for Not Morphing.en

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100:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,217So we're agreed, 20 minutes?

200:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,053Prue, you can't do a partyin 20 minutes.

300:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,721- Watch me.- Prue's party tips:

400:00:12,888 --> 00:00:13,972Meet, greet and bail.

500:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,099Hey, I'm sorry, but some of ushave a job.

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00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,768And some of us have fun.

700:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,853And some of us are havinga really bad hair day.

800:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,731You know, that is a sign.Let's turn back now before it's too late.

900:00:22,898 --> 00:00:27,068- Prue, it's never too late for a party.- It's never too late, Prue.

1000:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,945Remember my sweet 16?

1100:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,707Hey, I have an idea.

1200:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,876Why don't we throw a partyand charge admission.

1300:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,046- It's a great way to make extra cash.- Hey, I have an even better idea:


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1400:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,340Why don't you just get a job.

1500:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,182The sisters Halliwell.Now the party can begin.

1600:00:57,390 --> 00:01:01,269- It's about time you chicks showed.- Hey, Prue, I'm glad you made it.

1700:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,021Wouldn't miss it for the world, Fritz.

1800:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,398- Marshall, the place looks great.- Thank you.

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00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,818We're mostly just restoring it.I didn't wanna change it too much.

2000:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,653You guys knew the old owners,didn't you?

2100:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,489Oh, we basically grew upwith their kids.

2200:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,325We probably know the housebetter than you guys.

2300:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,412- Hey, how's the bar?- Oh, dry. I'll take care of it.

2400:01:19,579 --> 00:01:23,124

No. My turn.

2500:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,297Try and behave, Cynda.We have guests.

2600:01:29,505 --> 00:01:32,050- You know, sisters.


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- Tell me about it.

2700:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,678So, listen, enjoy the party.

2800:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,264- Okay.- Okay.

2900:01:39,557 --> 00:01:43,269Okay, I came, I saw, I was perky.

3000:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,314Now I just want my head on a pillowbecause I have to wake up early.

3100:01:46,522 --> 00:01:48,900No. I mean, not yet.

3200:01:49,066 --> 00:01:52,570Yeah, Prue, we just got here.It wouldn't look good.

3300:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,866- All right, what's going on?- Going on? What do you mean?

3400:01:59,118 --> 00:02:02,705What a coinkidink. Look who's here.

3500:02:05,541 --> 00:02:06,876Phoebe, you didn't.

3600:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,545Your fingers weren't doing the walking.Somebody's had to.

3700:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,923We've been through this, okay?

Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.

3800:02:13,090 --> 00:02:15,718Boy, girl. Lighten up.

3900:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,807Hi, Andy.


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4000:02:21,974 --> 00:02:24,310We're working on their subtlety.

4100:02:25,060 --> 00:02:27,563Then it's on to ending hungerand creating world peace, right?

4200:02:28,105 --> 00:02:31,025- What will I do with my Saturday?- Funny you should ask.

4300:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,611I don't mean to push it,but I was wondering...

4400:02:33,777 --> 00:02:36,405If you're not doing anything,I kind of have these tickets,

4500:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,450but they're for a Warriors game.You probably wouldn't be interested.

4600:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,952Well, the team can't do any worsethan they did last year.

4700:02:42,119 --> 00:02:44,038Did you see them get creamed

by the Lakers?4800:02:44,955 --> 00:02:46,957Impressive. Is that a yes?

4900:02:49,168 --> 00:02:52,421You know, I need to checkmy book,

5000:02:52,588 --> 00:02:54,590

because I might have a thing.

5100:02:54,798 --> 00:02:56,341A thing?

5200:02:56,508 --> 00:03:00,596- So, Prue, I hear your friend's a cop.- Inspector, actually.


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5300:03:00,762 --> 00:03:03,849Oh, yeah. Well,I got these parking tickets...

5400:03:04,016 --> 00:03:06,393Well, my focus is mainlyhomicide and robbery.

5500:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,896Yeah, yeah.

5600:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,982- So I have these parking tickets...- Gotta go.

5700:03:12,941 --> 00:03:15,319- Maybe you could...- Hey, Prue, wait.

5800:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,199Hey, man.

5900:03:48,727 --> 00:03:50,353Phoebe.

6000:06:16,790 --> 00:06:18,375How big was this dog again?

6100:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,919Huge. Did you see the scratcheson the attic door?

6200:06:21,086 --> 00:06:22,462What was it doing in the house?

6300:06:22,629 --> 00:06:25,382I don't know. Someone obviouslyleft the front door open again.

6400:06:25,549 --> 00:06:28,635Why do you always assumeit was me? What about Piper?

6500:06:28,844 --> 00:06:30,345- Not it.- Well, it's not a big deal.


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6600:06:30,554 --> 00:06:32,305We checked the house,and nothing is missing

6700:06:32,472 --> 00:06:34,933except my Pat BooneChristmas CD.

6800:06:35,726 --> 00:06:38,311No, this is really creepy.If there was a dog in the house,

6900:06:38,478 --> 00:06:39,646then it had to have an owner.

7000:06:39,813 --> 00:06:42,774No dog I know can open thatfront door, let alone reach top shelf.

7100:06:42,941 --> 00:06:44,651Hey, maybe we should geta security system.

7200:06:44,818 --> 00:06:47,362No, they are way too expensive.Besides, after what happened,

7300:06:47,529 --> 00:06:50,490

Andy will be checking on usevery five minutes.

7400:06:50,699 --> 00:06:53,285- You told him.- Convenient.

7500:06:53,868 --> 00:06:55,787- So, what should we do?- Well,

7600:06:55,954 --> 00:06:58,957either we could rely onour vicious guard cat to protect us,

7700:06:59,124 --> 00:07:02,419or we could rememberto lock the doors.


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7800:07:04,004 --> 00:07:07,132That is a really good idea, Prue.

7900:07:09,467 --> 00:07:10,969Yep.

8000:07:15,765 --> 00:07:17,642Unlock the door, Phoebe.

8100:07:31,114 --> 00:07:34,117I was told that you mightbe able to help me.

8200:07:36,452 --> 00:07:38,037I'd like to have this...

8300:07:39,247 --> 00:07:40,373...appraised.

8400:07:40,540 --> 00:07:43,042Well, you would be better offgoing to the house's appraiser.

8500:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,503I've been there. He'd need a week.

8600:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,088And I just...

8700:07:47,255 --> 00:07:51,008Well, I wouldn't feel right without it.It's a family heirloom.

8800:07:51,342 --> 00:07:53,302I feel like...

8900:07:55,388 --> 00:07:58,015I think I've seen a ring

similar to this before.

9000:07:59,350 --> 00:08:03,980The setting's quite old.At least 17th century.

9100:08:04,605 --> 00:08:07,316The stones look like chrysolite.


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9200:08:08,192 --> 00:08:10,820Keep in mind this is justan educated guess.

9300:08:10,987 --> 00:08:14,532Please, guess away.

9400:08:14,949 --> 00:08:17,034If I am not mistaken,

9500:08:17,243 --> 00:08:19,870it's a stone that the Egyptiansbelieved would protect them

9600:08:20,037 --> 00:08:23,040against spells, curses,evil spirits.

9700:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,627This wouldn't be a wedding bandby any chance, would it?

9800:08:26,794 --> 00:08:30,047- You tell me.- The stones are set in twos,

9900:08:30,214 --> 00:08:32,424the symbol of duality.

10000:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,344Man, woman.

10100:08:35,553 --> 00:08:38,639- Again, protection.- And what does all that tell you?

10200:08:42,268 --> 00:08:44,478Where did you get this ring?

10300:08:45,521 --> 00:08:47,064What did you say your name was?

10400:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,234I think you know what my name is...

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00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:52,486...Prudence.

10600:08:55,656 --> 00:08:58,534Get out and stay away from us.

10700:09:04,373 --> 00:09:06,166I'm staying at the Beaumark.

10800:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,794What do you say you and your sistersjoin me for dinner.

10900:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,213Let's say tomorrow night.

11000:09:12,089 --> 00:09:14,925- We can talk.- After how you abandoned us?

11100:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,802- How dare you.- Fiery temper.

11200:09:17,553 --> 00:09:19,221I like that.

11300:09:19,388 --> 00:09:23,308- It reminds me of someone I know.

- I'm nothing like you.11400:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,228I would never leave my responsibilitiesand my family.

11500:09:26,436 --> 00:09:28,605I can see we have some issuesto work through.

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00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:31,692No, we've gotthe whole subscription.

11700:09:32,651 --> 00:09:34,611Now get out,before I have you thrown out.

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Don't you find it just a little suspiciousthat just when we find out...?

13200:10:32,126 --> 00:10:33,836Let me get that for you.

13300:10:36,422 --> 00:10:39,217Just when we find outwe're witches, he shows up?

13400:10:39,384 --> 00:10:41,886But when Mom dies,he's nowhere to be found.

13500:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,889- He sent us birthday cards.- Selective memory?

13600:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,727

Grams always told ushe was a threat to us.

13700:10:49,894 --> 00:10:52,230There's no reason to thinkthat that's changed.

13800:10:52,397 --> 00:10:57,777Prue, it's not that I don't see yourpoint, but you knew him, we didn't.

13900:10:57,944 --> 00:10:59,904Why can't we have a chanceto know him now?

14000:11:01,823 --> 00:11:04,909Because we really don't knowwhy he's here.

14100:11:05,076 --> 00:11:07,036And until we do, we can't trust him.

14200:11:20,007 --> 00:11:21,884Entrez.

14300:11:40,361 --> 00:11:41,529Daddy?

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00:11:45,324 --> 00:11:47,451Well, well.

14500:11:48,118 --> 00:11:50,329What a nice surprise.

14600:11:50,496 --> 00:11:53,082I'm sorry to just show up like this.I know I was supposed

14700:11:53,249 --> 00:11:57,878- to wait for dinner, but I...- No. Nonsense. Welcome.

14800:11:58,253 --> 00:12:00,297Let me get a good look at you.

14900:12:02,424 --> 00:12:04,051This is my baby girl.

15000:12:04,426 --> 00:12:06,095Little...

15100:12:09,473 --> 00:12:11,183...Piper?

15200:12:14,353 --> 00:12:16,104Phoebe.

15300:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,732Yeah.

15400:12:18,899 --> 00:12:22,152That's okay. People confuse usall the time.

15500:12:22,361 --> 00:12:25,948Are you kidding? I should beslapped and persecuted.

15600:12:26,114 --> 00:12:28,659Let me make it up to you.How about some room service?

15700:12:28,825 --> 00:12:31,578- I just ate, actually.- A drink? You are legal, right?


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15800:12:31,954 --> 00:12:33,956Barely, but no, thanks.

15900:12:34,164 --> 00:12:37,292- A massage? I can call Lucy back.- No, really.

16000:12:37,459 --> 00:12:38,877I don't want anything.

16100:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,218I just wanted to look at you.

16200:12:50,305 --> 00:12:53,099It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?

16300:12:53,391 --> 00:12:55,727

You've got your daddy's eyes,you know that?

16400:12:57,145 --> 00:12:59,314I noticed that.

16500:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,486How about a hug?

16600:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,263

- They always manage to find me.- You know, it's okay, I...

16700:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,682I'll just see you at dinner. I gotta go.

16800:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,894Phoebe.

16900:13:38,102 --> 00:13:39,729

Phoebe, wait.

17000:15:51,943 --> 00:15:53,612Andy, what are you doing here?

17100:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,158- Door was open.- Again?


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17200:15:58,366 --> 00:16:02,037Yeah, I came by to check up,and it was open.

17300:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,915I looked around.Everything seems to be in order.

17400:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,709You want me to check upstairs?

17500:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,922No, no. That's okay, really.

17600:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,888Oh, and about tomorrow night,I've changed my mind.

17700:16:20,096 --> 00:16:21,723- We're on.- Excuse me?

17800:16:22,223 --> 00:16:26,853Well, you'll never believe who poppedback into my life after 20 years.

17900:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,396Victor, my dad.

18000:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,107- Your dad?- Yeah, he wants to have dinner,

18100:16:31,274 --> 00:16:33,067and I would really rather avoid that.

18200:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,195Too bad the game's not tonight.

18300:16:36,946 --> 00:16:39,616- Hi, Cynda.- Hey.

18400:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,410- Everything okay?- Yeah, thanks.


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18500:16:43,161 --> 00:16:46,289- Bye.- Nice party last night.

18600:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,876Guess I'll get going too.

18700:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,579What the hell?

18800:17:36,964 --> 00:17:39,550- Prue, you don't know for sure.- I know plenty.

18900:17:39,717 --> 00:17:41,594First, someone rips off the attic door,

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00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,596then the Book of Shadowsis found downstairs.

19100:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,181Isn't that enough?

19200:17:45,347 --> 00:17:48,142Why would somebody wantthe Book? Here.

19300:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,644Well, for one reason,they know what it can do.

19400:17:50,811 --> 00:17:53,063They want its power, our power.

19500:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,191But that would mean it's someonewho knows us

19600:17:55,357 --> 00:17:56,984and knows that we're witches.

19700:17:57,193 --> 00:18:00,321- Yeah, someone like Victor.- What? Dad?


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19800:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,781Look, just think about it.The moment he shows up,

19900:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,200someone makes two attemptsto grab the Book.

20000:18:05,367 --> 00:18:08,829- Coincidence? I think not.- The craft is a chick thing, Prue.

20100:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,123It's passed on down throughthe female line.

20200:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,709There's a good chance Daddoesn't even know we're charmed.

20300:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,712And there's just as good of a chancehe does.

20400:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,676What would he want with the Book?And why would he take it from us?

20500:18:25,179 --> 00:18:26,555

Phoebe, help me out here.20600:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,976- Phoebe.- Okay.

20700:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,313Let's just sayfor the sake of argument

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00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:37,566that he is after it.Wouldn't he have taken it with him?

20900:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,151He wouldn't have left it behind.

21000:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,279


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Okay, we have to call the copsand report it as a break-in.

21100:18:42,446 --> 00:18:43,530And tell them what?

21200:18:43,947 --> 00:18:46,658That someone broke into our houseto try and steal our broomsticks?

21300:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,244I mean, please. Besides,Andy's already been here.

21400:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,582Oh, so Andy was here again.Talk about convenient.

21500:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,043

Did you ever thinkof pointing the finger at him?

21600:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,545He's probably the onewho scared Victor away.

21700:18:58,754 --> 00:19:02,507Until we find out what's going onand whether Victor is involved or not,

21800:19:02,966 --> 00:19:04,342we've got to hide the Book.

21900:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,887Either that, or we can't leavethe house.

22000:19:07,095 --> 00:19:09,848Fine. Then we hide the Book,because I'm going to dinner tonight.

22100:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,601- I wanna see Dad.- So do I.

22200:19:13,059 --> 00:19:14,769I've already seen him.


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22300:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,861Girls, it's so nice to see you.

22400:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,071It's not like we don't havea lot to talk about.

22500:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,865We do.

22600:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,452I mean, yeah,we have a few questions.

22700:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,747You know, the last timewe ate together,

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00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:35,707you would only eat foodthat was white.

22900:19:35,915 --> 00:19:40,044- I'm glad to see you've outgrown it.- That's right. I was 4.

23000:19:40,628 --> 00:19:43,089And, Phoebe, that would'vemade you what, 1?

23100:19:43,965 --> 00:19:47,635You know, you couldn't walk yet,but you could swim.

23200:19:47,802 --> 00:19:49,220You were a fish.

23300:19:53,266 --> 00:19:55,143This feels right, doesn't it?

23400:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,146It feels natural. Almost like normal.

23500:19:58,354 --> 00:20:01,357Almost. It's just...

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00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:06,362Well, why? I mean, after all this time,why here, why now?

23700:20:06,904 --> 00:20:08,614Well, I heard the foodis pretty good here.

23800:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,867And it is dinnertime.

23900:20:13,870 --> 00:20:15,288- Here you are, ma'am.- Thank you.

24000:20:16,539 --> 00:20:18,332Bon apptit.

24100:20:33,889 --> 00:20:36,309

My plans for tonight fell through.Figured I'd stop by.

24200:20:49,155 --> 00:20:52,450And then, all of a sudden, therehe was. He just showed up at work.

24300:20:52,616 --> 00:20:54,827I can't believe it.How are you dealing?

24400:20:55,035 --> 00:20:58,122Honestly, I'm not.

24500:20:58,289 --> 00:20:59,582I don't blame you.

24600:21:00,124 --> 00:21:03,002- What do you think he wants?- Dinner.

24700:21:03,169 --> 00:21:05,921Piper and Phoebeare there with him now.

24800:21:06,589 --> 00:21:08,465You know,they just don't understand.


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24900:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,509They don't know him like I do.

25000:21:11,218 --> 00:21:13,721I can't believe I let them go.

25100:21:14,638 --> 00:21:15,973I can't believe they went.

25200:21:17,099 --> 00:21:21,311He's acting like no time has passed,like I'm still his little girl, and I'm not.

25300:21:23,272 --> 00:21:26,024There are thingsthat I wanna tell him.

25400:21:26,650 --> 00:21:29,653

I want him to know what he missed.You know, like...

25500:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,989...the time I broke my arm.

25600:21:32,156 --> 00:21:35,409Or the day that I finally passedmy driver's test. Our prom.

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00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:38,120Didn't we miss that too?

25800:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,252I want him to know.

25900:21:46,461 --> 00:21:48,130I want him to want to know.

26000:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,633

And I'm sorry, but I also wantsome answers.

26100:21:51,842 --> 00:21:54,636Like, where the hell has he beenmy whole life?

26200:21:54,803 --> 00:21:57,180


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Why didn't he come back until now?

26300:21:57,347 --> 00:21:59,599He needs to knowthat that's not okay.

26400:21:59,808 --> 00:22:01,059So tell him.

26500:22:04,229 --> 00:22:05,689I'll drop you off.

26600:22:18,952 --> 00:22:20,245Prudence.

26700:22:22,455 --> 00:22:24,249Did I miss much?

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00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:27,377Just catch-up. Dad was filling us in.

26900:22:27,544 --> 00:22:28,878- Memory lane.- Has he mentioned

27000:22:29,045 --> 00:22:31,256- where he's been all of our lives?- Prue.

27100:22:31,423 --> 00:22:34,342I don't understand.If you can afford a spread like this,

27200:22:34,509 --> 00:22:37,178why didn't you help outwhen Grams died?

27300:22:37,429 --> 00:22:39,973- We actually could've used it then.

- Give him a chance, Prue.

27400:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,267Dad's explained.The money, all this, it's new.

27500:22:42,475 --> 00:22:44,436It's okay, Piper, I'm a big boy.


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27600:22:45,019 --> 00:22:48,022I didn't come back earlier becauseI was afraid I might disappoint you.

27700:22:48,231 --> 00:22:50,984- Too late.- Wonder what's keeping that dessert.

27800:22:52,485 --> 00:22:54,195Please, sit down.Have something to eat.

27900:22:54,404 --> 00:22:57,323- I'm not hungry.- Always in a hurry, Prue.

28000:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,659You skipped crawling

and went straight to walking.28100:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,869Oh, we're sharing memories.

28200:23:02,036 --> 00:23:04,664Well, I've got one of my own.Your back, walking out the door.

28300:23:28,271 --> 00:23:31,482

- Who wants flamb?- Nice reflexes.

28400:23:32,900 --> 00:23:36,237Now, let me get this straight.Piper, you freeze time.

28500:23:36,487 --> 00:23:39,282Prue, don't you move objects?

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00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:43,286And what's your special trick, Phoebe?Premonitions?

28700:23:45,246 --> 00:23:48,082Maybe we shouldtalk about this elsewhere.

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00:24:10,771 --> 00:24:13,023- What are you doing here?- What do you think?

28900:24:13,732 --> 00:24:17,403- Get out. Now.- No. You've gotta get out.

29000:24:17,611 --> 00:24:20,572- We've got it under control.- No, you don't.

29100:24:20,739 --> 00:24:23,117Because they're on their way back.

29200:24:24,034 --> 00:24:25,411I thought you were in charge.

29300:24:25,619 --> 00:24:28,539

Look, shape-shift into yourselves,and we'll get back to the Book later.

29400:24:28,706 --> 00:24:32,668- Nice plan, Marshall.- Don't piss me off, Fritz.

29500:24:32,876 --> 00:24:35,504How was I supposed to know Pruewould come back with her sisters?

29600:24:35,712 --> 00:24:38,382The little witch was supposed to beout on a date with that cop.

29700:24:38,549 --> 00:24:40,717You really think you would'vebeen able to trick Prue

29800:24:40,884 --> 00:24:42,761into getting the Book

out of the house?

29900:24:42,928 --> 00:24:46,890Well, we sure as hell can't now,can we?

30000:24:47,099 --> 00:24:48,934So, what now, genius?


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30100:24:50,936 --> 00:24:53,272We kill them.

30200:25:03,990 --> 00:25:06,910Cynda, heel.

30300:25:09,454 --> 00:25:11,790Plenty of time for that later.

30400:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,209Heel.

30500:25:30,642 --> 00:25:32,435Friends of yours?

30600:25:42,904 --> 00:25:45,365So someone left a window open,

which is probably how30700:25:45,532 --> 00:25:47,826the birds got in.What is so funny?

30800:25:47,992 --> 00:25:50,954Do you remember the daythis was taken?

309

00:25:51,162 --> 00:25:54,040Yeah. Family picnic. It rained.

31000:25:54,207 --> 00:25:56,543And your mother packed us all up,and she brought us home.

31100:25:56,709 --> 00:25:59,295And we had the picnicright here in the living room.

31200:25:59,462 --> 00:26:01,464- You remember that, Prue?- Barely.

31300:26:01,673 --> 00:26:03,174Prue.

314


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00:26:05,552 --> 00:26:07,220This one.

31500:26:08,471 --> 00:26:12,392This one was atone of your piano recitals.

31600:26:12,558 --> 00:26:15,144Not a very good shot. My fault.

31700:26:16,229 --> 00:26:18,064I had to take the pictures that day.

31800:26:18,231 --> 00:26:21,109Your mother was too busyholding her breath.

31900:26:21,984 --> 00:26:24,278If you look closely...

32000:26:24,445 --> 00:26:27,406You see there? That's her.

32100:26:27,865 --> 00:26:30,326I never noticed that before.

32200:26:35,581 --> 00:26:38,793And this one used to be a 5-by-7.

32300:26:39,126 --> 00:26:41,337When I was still in it.

32400:26:43,923 --> 00:26:45,758I think Grams cut you out.

32500:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,718There's a bunch of other stuffin the attic.

32600:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,720Grams left us so many things.

32700:26:49,929 --> 00:26:52,848- That's not all she left us.- Phoebe, let's not go there.

328


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00:26:53,182 --> 00:26:55,226What? It's not like he doesn'talready know.

32900:26:55,434 --> 00:26:58,604And I'm sorry, but it's kind of a reliefto talk to someone about it.

33000:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,856Does anybody want coffee?

33100:27:01,023 --> 00:27:03,400I mean, one day I'm a memberof the Y generation

33200:27:03,609 --> 00:27:06,445with average hair and a thingfor caffeinated beverages,

333

00:27:06,612 --> 00:27:08,781and the next, I am a witch.

33400:27:09,573 --> 00:27:12,368Dad, do you take creamor sugar with that?

33500:27:12,535 --> 00:27:16,121I just read from the Book,and wham, I am Tabitha.

33600:27:16,872 --> 00:27:20,251The only thing is, is I got stuckwith the power to see the future.

33700:27:20,417 --> 00:27:21,961- How uncool is that?- Well,

33800:27:22,127 --> 00:27:24,630from what your mother always said,

it was actually considered

33900:27:24,797 --> 00:27:26,548one of the more desirable powers.

34000:27:26,924 --> 00:27:29,051Unless you see thingsyou don't desire.


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34100:27:30,928 --> 00:27:34,014So how long have you known?About us, our powers. How long?

34200:27:34,223 --> 00:27:35,557I didn't.

34300:27:35,724 --> 00:27:38,310I knew there was a possibility.

34400:27:38,477 --> 00:27:39,895That's why I came back.

34500:27:40,104 --> 00:27:43,232To find out. Must've happenedwhen your grandmother died, right?

346

00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,318Yep. I just read an incantationfrom the Book, and...

34700:27:46,485 --> 00:27:48,195Phoebe.

34800:27:48,570 --> 00:27:52,491The Book of Shadows.Not exactly summer reading.

34900:27:52,699 --> 00:27:57,120Is it still up in the attic?You know, I haven't seen it in years.

35000:27:57,663 --> 00:27:58,956Mind if I have a look?

35100:28:08,215 --> 00:28:11,802- Disappointed.- Patience, my sweet.

35200:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,096Patience is highly overrated.

35300:28:14,262 --> 00:28:15,847We could've destroyed themright there.


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35400:28:16,014 --> 00:28:18,517Then we'd have three dead witchesand no way to get the Book.

35500:28:18,683 --> 00:28:20,852- Where would that put us?- Satisfied.

35600:28:21,019 --> 00:28:24,606I still like my idea. We kill two of themand force the third to get the Book out.

35700:28:24,773 --> 00:28:27,817Let me explain this once againfor the cerebrally impaired.

35800:28:27,984 --> 00:28:30,445These are not schoolgirlswe're dealing with.

35900:28:30,654 --> 00:28:32,447These are good witches.

36000:28:32,614 --> 00:28:36,117We cannot alert themto our presence.

36100:28:36,284 --> 00:28:39,204At their full strength, battling them...

36200:28:39,371 --> 00:28:43,249...would be unpleasant. However,once we possess the Book,

36300:28:43,833 --> 00:28:45,251we get its powers.

36400:28:45,418 --> 00:28:48,588We weaken theirs,

and they're easy prey.

36500:28:49,047 --> 00:28:52,884You know, that sounds goodin theory,

36600:28:53,093 --> 00:28:54,969but we've already tried everything.


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36700:28:57,931 --> 00:29:00,183We still have Victor.

36800:29:00,391 --> 00:29:02,185What exactly are youaccusing me of, Prue?

36900:29:02,352 --> 00:29:04,479- Figure it out.- Come on, Prue, take it easy.

37000:29:04,646 --> 00:29:06,022Are you kidding me?

37100:29:06,189 --> 00:29:08,650Am I the only one who seeswhat's going on here?

37200:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,485Couldn't we all just takea deep breath...?

37300:29:10,652 --> 00:29:13,613Think about it, Piper.What, he wines and dines us,

37400:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,157now he's back in a house

he hasn't set foot in in 20 years,37500:29:16,324 --> 00:29:19,077and the first thing he wants to know iswhere's the Book of Shadows?

37600:29:19,243 --> 00:29:22,622You're just looking for somethingto blame him for.

377

00:29:22,789 --> 00:29:24,415Admit it.

37800:29:24,874 --> 00:29:27,919- Tell them why you're here.- Prue, stop.

37900:29:28,669 --> 00:29:31,923


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For the first time in your life,Victor, tell them the truth.

38000:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,717All right, fine.

38100:29:36,052 --> 00:29:39,806You're right. I am after the Book.

38200:29:39,972 --> 00:29:42,808That's exactly the reasonwhy I came back.

38300:29:43,518 --> 00:29:44,560Dad?

38400:29:44,727 --> 00:29:47,647But not for the reasonsyou would like to believe.

38500:29:49,106 --> 00:29:52,652That would make it easy for you,Prue, wouldn't it? If I were evil?

38600:29:52,818 --> 00:29:55,029Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you,I'm not.

38700:29:55,196 --> 00:29:57,615

- I'm here to protect you.- Yeah, right.

38800:29:57,782 --> 00:30:00,951- To protect us from what?- From yourselves.

38900:30:01,118 --> 00:30:04,038That's why I want that damn book.

390

00:30:04,205 --> 00:30:08,042It's where the power of three started.And it's where it must end.

39100:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,086But it's part of us,it's part of who we are.

392


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00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:12,713That's what your motherbelieved too.

39300:30:13,756 --> 00:30:15,466Before they killed her.

39400:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,801- What are you saying?- You have no idea

39500:30:18,219 --> 00:30:21,222- what evil is out there.- Oh, I think we've got a good idea.

39600:30:21,388 --> 00:30:24,725Listen to me, Prue.That book is a magnet for evil.

397

00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:30,731As long as you have it, as longas you use it, you're in danger.

39800:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,067- All of you.- You are unbelievable.

39900:30:33,233 --> 00:30:35,110After all these years of beingan absentee dad,

40000:30:35,277 --> 00:30:37,988then you waltz back into our livesand try and tell us how to live?

40100:30:38,155 --> 00:30:40,532I never wanted you to havethose powers in the first place.

40200:30:40,699 --> 00:30:43,744

I battled with your grandmotherafter your mom died.

40300:30:43,952 --> 00:30:47,915She wanted you to find out you werewitches when you grew up. I didn't.

40400:30:48,081 --> 00:30:51,668


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I fought for you. Hard.

40500:30:52,169 --> 00:30:54,379Your grandmother was too strong.

40600:30:54,546 --> 00:30:57,883Wait, you're blaming Gramsfor why you disappeared?

40700:30:58,050 --> 00:31:01,345- She loved us. She raised us.- What'd she do, put a spell on you?

40800:31:01,511 --> 00:31:05,015Believe me, nothing short of thatwould've kept me away.

40900:31:05,223 --> 00:31:09,895You have to believe me.

All I want is what's best for you.41000:31:14,149 --> 00:31:17,486Phoebe, you believe me, don't you?

41100:31:21,114 --> 00:31:25,619- We've done fine without you.- Prue, you can't fight this.

41200:31:25,786 --> 00:31:27,704

- I couldn't.- I'm not you.

41300:31:27,913 --> 00:31:29,247Are you sure?

41400:31:29,456 --> 00:31:32,125Are you sure you can protectyour sisters forever?

415

00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:34,961- We'll protect each other.- Then you'll die together.

41600:31:35,170 --> 00:31:37,339No one can hurt us as bad as you.

41700:31:54,939 --> 00:31:57,776


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If you wanted me to leave,

41800:31:57,942 --> 00:32:00,153all you had to do...

41900:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,072...was ask.

42000:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,334Why did you have to do that?

42100:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,295- Did you have to throw him so hard?- Piper.

42200:32:17,462 --> 00:32:20,965We could've just, you know,talked about it, like normal people.

42300:32:21,257 --> 00:32:23,217We're not normal.

42400:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,336Hello, Victor.

42500:32:59,253 --> 00:33:02,923- Where have you been?- How did you get in here?

42600:33:03,090 --> 00:33:07,261I think that you should bea little more concerned with...

42700:33:07,428 --> 00:33:09,638...what we're doing in here.

42800:33:11,766 --> 00:33:15,311I was wondering when evilwould rear its ugly head.

42900:33:15,478 --> 00:33:18,063Consider it reared.I don't know the kind of people

43000:33:18,230 --> 00:33:22,193you're used to dealing with,but I'd lay serious coin


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43100:33:22,359 --> 00:33:25,779that they aren't willingto rip you into a thousand pieces

43200:33:25,946 --> 00:33:27,948and dance in your entrails.

43300:33:28,115 --> 00:33:30,784Oh, so you're lawyers.

43400:33:30,993 --> 00:33:33,329And here I was assumingyou were shape-shifters.

43500:33:33,495 --> 00:33:36,332Those are clever words for a manabout to be an appetizer.

43600:33:36,498 --> 00:33:39,710Cocky words for a man who can't geta simple book out of a house.

43700:33:39,877 --> 00:33:41,962Close your mouth.I mean, it's obvious.

43800:33:42,129 --> 00:33:45,132You're gonna shape-shift into me

and try to get to the girls that way.43900:33:45,299 --> 00:33:47,217Am I right?

44000:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,219- It won't work.- Why not?

44100:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,513

- Do you mind if I poke holes?- Poke away.

44200:33:51,722 --> 00:33:55,434After tonight, the girls won't let meor anything that looks like me

44300:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,394


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back into their lives,let alone the house.

44400:33:57,561 --> 00:34:01,356I've officially been kicked out.There is, however,

44500:34:01,523 --> 00:34:05,027one sister I can reach. Phoebe.

44600:34:05,194 --> 00:34:08,655So why don't I just become you,and I'll reach her?

44700:34:08,822 --> 00:34:12,034Because only her real fatherwould know what buttons to push.

44800:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,703

The ones that would get me back in.44900:34:14,870 --> 00:34:19,082If you kill me,you'll never know what they are.

45000:34:19,249 --> 00:34:21,793You'll never get back into the house...

45100:34:22,711 --> 00:34:25,380

...and you'll never getthe Book of Shadows.

45200:34:38,268 --> 00:34:40,562Good morning, Phoebe.

45300:34:45,859 --> 00:34:47,319Guys,

45400:34:47,485 --> 00:34:51,364

can we call a trucejust for five minutes, please?

45500:34:52,324 --> 00:34:53,783I have a confession.

45600:34:54,117 --> 00:34:58,705Remember when we agreed


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to not see Dad?

45700:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,999Yeah, well...

45800:35:01,207 --> 00:35:02,876...I did.

45900:35:03,043 --> 00:35:05,795- Hello, I was with you.- No.

46000:35:06,171 --> 00:35:08,923By myself, before dinner.

46100:35:09,090 --> 00:35:15,638And I had a premonition about Dadwhen he hugged me.

46200:35:16,306 --> 00:35:18,558He was stealingthe Book of Shadows.

46300:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,686Yeah, you were rightabout him, Prue.

46400:35:22,061 --> 00:35:25,106But I didn't want the premonition

to be true.46500:35:25,773 --> 00:35:27,775I was hoping,

46600:35:27,942 --> 00:35:31,779praying that there wasa perfectly good explanation for it.

46700:35:31,946 --> 00:35:33,740

Hoping that...

46800:35:35,658 --> 00:35:39,162That he was really hereto be with us.

46900:35:39,829 --> 00:35:42,582I just wanted him back in our lives.


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47000:35:45,751 --> 00:35:47,795He's our dad.

47100:35:49,881 --> 00:35:53,134I know, Phoebe. I know.

47200:36:03,102 --> 00:36:06,397Hey. Look.

47300:36:08,858 --> 00:36:11,569It's Dad's ring. What's it doing here?

47400:36:13,154 --> 00:36:15,948It must've slipped off when he...

47500:36:16,365 --> 00:36:17,825...fell.

47600:36:19,034 --> 00:36:21,704Well, I'll have it sent backto the hotel.

47700:36:32,339 --> 00:36:34,341Don't be afraid.

47800:36:34,508 --> 00:36:36,719What are you...? You have to leave.

47900:36:36,886 --> 00:36:38,804Phoebe, please,this is very important.

48000:36:39,013 --> 00:36:41,557I can't. I don't wannatalk to you anymore.

48100:36:42,641 --> 00:36:45,644

Phoebe, you gotta get the Bookout of the house.

48200:36:45,853 --> 00:36:49,023- You have to leave.- Phoebe, trust me.

48300:36:49,231 --> 00:36:51,108


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Look.

48400:37:06,456 --> 00:37:08,500Excuse me. Hey.

48500:37:08,667 --> 00:37:10,586Is this guy bothering you?

48600:37:11,211 --> 00:37:13,922No. This is my...

48700:37:14,423 --> 00:37:17,843- This is Victor.- We were just saying goodbye.

48800:37:18,051 --> 00:37:20,887Yeah. I gotta run.

489

00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,769What's the matter?Don't you trust me?

49000:37:29,938 --> 00:37:31,523Dad's not after the Book.It's Marshall.

49100:37:31,690 --> 00:37:32,899- He's what?- The premonition.

49200:37:33,108 --> 00:37:34,943It wasn't Dad. Gotta find a spelland banish them.

49300:37:35,152 --> 00:37:36,486- Banish who?- The neighbours.

49400:37:36,653 --> 00:37:39,364

They're shape-shifters.Fritz and Marshall and the...

49500:37:39,531 --> 00:37:42,242Cookies. Just baked.

49600:37:42,576 --> 00:37:44,995Hey. The door was unlocked.


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49700:37:46,872 --> 00:37:50,458- Where you going, Pheebs?- Just to get something.

49800:37:51,001 --> 00:37:53,128Will you save me a cookie?

49900:37:54,421 --> 00:37:56,840- Okay.- Daddy's home.

50000:38:03,346 --> 00:38:05,390Come on, come on.

50100:38:05,557 --> 00:38:08,518I have no idea what I'm looking for.

502

00:38:09,477 --> 00:38:11,521Okay. I can take a hint.

50300:38:15,108 --> 00:38:18,611"When in the circle that is homeSafety's gone and evils roam

50400:38:18,820 --> 00:38:23,199Rid all beings from these wallsSave sisters three, now heed our call"

50500:38:23,366 --> 00:38:25,994Rid all beings from these wallsSave sisters three

50600:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,329Now heed our callOkay.

50700:38:32,000 --> 00:38:37,297Dad, you can't be here.

You have to leave now.

50800:38:37,463 --> 00:38:39,132Whoa! Timeout.What's going on here?

50900:38:39,298 --> 00:38:42,051Don't worry about it, sweetie.


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Everything's gonna be fine.

51000:38:42,218 --> 00:38:43,720- Don't trust him.- Wait a sec.

51100:38:43,886 --> 00:38:47,598Last week, we have no dad,and now we have two?

51200:38:47,765 --> 00:38:49,100Phoebe, remember?

51300:38:49,267 --> 00:38:53,020Remember when you were little,and you were afraid of the dark?

51400:38:53,229 --> 00:38:56,274And I would leave the hall light on

and the door open just a crack?51500:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,527Oh, that's original.What kid isn't afraid of the dark?

51600:38:59,735 --> 00:39:00,862Prue.

51700:39:01,195 --> 00:39:03,531

- She's never been afraid of anything.- He's right, Prue.

51800:39:03,698 --> 00:39:06,659- You were never afraid of the dark.- Lucky guess.

51900:39:06,826 --> 00:39:08,828I said I came back to protect you.

520

00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:11,872Now there's only one way to do it.Kill us both.

52100:39:12,999 --> 00:39:15,543- You're bluffing.- Am I?

522


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00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,753Just do it, because I wanna go outwith a bang.

52300:39:17,962 --> 00:39:19,964- Do it, Phoebe.- The spell will kill everyone,

52400:39:20,131 --> 00:39:21,966including Dad.

52500:39:22,133 --> 00:39:24,009This is the only way.

52600:39:25,094 --> 00:39:28,889- Prudence.- Prue, the protection ring.

52700:39:36,856 --> 00:39:38,065

Phoebe, now.52800:39:38,274 --> 00:39:40,025In the circle that is home

52900:39:41,068 --> 00:39:43,904Safety's gone and evils roam

53000:39:44,113 --> 00:39:45,906Rid all beings from these walls

53100:39:46,073 --> 00:39:49,827Save sisters threeNow heed our call

53200:39:50,035 --> 00:39:51,954When in the circle that is home

53300:39:52,121 --> 00:39:54,790Safety's gone and evils roam

53400:39:54,999 --> 00:39:57,710- Daddy!- It's okay. Keep it going.

53500:39:57,918 --> 00:40:00,546Rid all beings from these walls


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53600:40:00,713 --> 00:40:03,966Save sisters threeNow heed our call

53700:40:13,433 --> 00:40:16,687For a moment there,I wasn't sure what you would do.

53800:40:16,853 --> 00:40:18,438For a moment there, neither was I.

53900:40:18,605 --> 00:40:20,566I thought you didn't want usto use our magic.

54000:40:20,732 --> 00:40:21,900I didn't.

541

00:40:22,526 --> 00:40:26,238Not as long as I still thought of youas my little girls.

54200:40:26,405 --> 00:40:28,490But you're obviously not anymore.

54300:40:28,949 --> 00:40:33,120- We're still your little girls. We're just...- Witches.

54400:40:33,870 --> 00:40:37,332Yeah. Witches.

54500:40:38,542 --> 00:40:40,919Who obviously don't needyour old man

54600:40:41,086 --> 00:40:43,463to protect you from anything.

54700:40:58,311 --> 00:41:00,689No, Andy, I'm fine, really.Dad's gonna be here any minute,

54800:41:00,855 --> 00:41:03,024so can I take a rain check on dinner?

549


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00:41:03,191 --> 00:41:06,403Okay, no.Thanks for the good advice. Bye.

55000:41:06,569 --> 00:41:08,196So he's "Dad" now?

55100:41:08,363 --> 00:41:11,199Yes, Phoebe, he is. And by the way,my dress looks good on you, but...

55200:41:11,616 --> 00:41:13,535I don't have any nice clothes, Prue.

55300:41:13,743 --> 00:41:15,495- Dad said it was casual.- I don't care.

55400:41:15,662 --> 00:41:17,247

I wanna look nice for him.55500:41:17,414 --> 00:41:19,999Who knows how long it'll bebefore we see him again?

55600:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,751You don't think he's gonnastay around?

557

00:41:21,918 --> 00:41:27,131Well, let's just say I no longer havea romanticized image of him,

55800:41:27,298 --> 00:41:29,884and I'm glad about that, actually.

55900:41:30,051 --> 00:41:32,554At least Dad is real now.

560

00:41:32,762 --> 00:41:35,515And at least he's not a monster,which is very reassuring,

56100:41:35,682 --> 00:41:38,726considering we share his genes.

56200:41:39,852 --> 00:41:42,313


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I'm just glad he came back,no matter how long he stays.

56300:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,233Kind of nice feeling likea normal family again.

56400:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,527Whatever that means.

56500:41:51,155 --> 00:41:53,366Speak of the devil.

56600:41:57,328 --> 00:41:59,080Hi. You must be Mr Wyatt.

56700:41:59,956 --> 00:42:01,707The handyman?

56800:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,918- Call me Leo.- Gladly.

56900:42:04,418 --> 00:42:08,130- This was on the steps.- Oh, thanks.

57000:42:08,798 --> 00:42:10,633This place is...

57100:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,510You don't find manylike this one anymore.

57200:42:12,718 --> 00:42:16,389- Yeah, it's kind of falling apart.- Well, the problem isn't the manor.

57300:42:16,973 --> 00:42:19,433

It's the manner in whichit was treated.

57400:42:19,976 --> 00:42:21,644I'd love to see more if...

57500:42:22,269 --> 00:42:24,772And I would love to show it to you.


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57600:42:25,106 --> 00:42:27,400The attic is right this way.

57700:42:27,566 --> 00:42:30,277- Guys.- Oh, I'll be right up.

57800:42:31,612 --> 00:42:34,365- He's not coming.- Who's not coming?

57900:42:34,573 --> 00:42:37,368Dad. But he sent this.

58000:42:37,535 --> 00:42:39,662"Girls, something's come up.I had to leave town.

58100:42:39,829 --> 00:42:43,999Can't make dinner. Probably bestif we let the dust settle anyway.

58200:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,794I know there's a lot you would liketo forget, but here's

58300:42:46,961 --> 00:42:48,587what I remember. Love, Dad."

58400:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,344What'd you get? What's in there?You can open...

58500:42:58,222 --> 00:43:02,309- It's like magic!- A bunny!

58600:43:02,476 --> 00:43:03,811

What is it?

58700:43:03,977 --> 00:43:06,271- Come here, come here, come here.- What is it?

58800:43:07,856 --> 00:43:09,650What is it?


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58900:43:18,116 --> 00:43:19,910What is it?

59000:43:20,077 --> 00:43:22,579- What's in the box?- Again? Oh, God.

59100:43:22,746 --> 00:43:24,957A bunny!

59200:43:27,626 --> 00:43:29,920Oh, Prudence.

59300:43:30,420 --> 00:43:33,090Look at that face.Look at that face.

594

00:43:33,382 --> 00:43:36,677- Who is it?- Hey, Piper.

59500:43:43,767 --> 00:43:45,227What's in there?

59600:43:45,394 --> 00:43:48,021- What do you got, Phoebe?- Barbie.

59700:43:48,230 --> 00:43:49,898- Yes!- Barbie!

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