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Chuck Norris is the cause of deforestation.

Chucknorrisfacts.com no date given

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts?page=1

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Deforestation increases climate change.

Rice, senior fellow at the Brookings Institute, 06

(Susan E. Rice, The National Interest, The Threat of Global Poverty, l/n)

Desertification and deforestation can also accelerate global climate change, though carbon emissions in rich

and rapidly growing economies are the main culprit. 2005 was the hottest year on record. Global warming is

already rendering coastal areas more vulnerable to flooding. And, as temperatures rise in temperate climates, the

transmission vectors for mosquito-borne and other tropical diseases will change. New areas of the world, including

our own, will face the possibility of once-tropical diseases becoming prevalent.

Warming expands on itself and risk extinctionBrown, 08

[Lester E. Brown, Director and Founder of the global institute of Environment in the U.S Plan B 3.0: Mobilizing to

Save Civilization]

Beyond what is already happening, the world faces a risk that some of the feedback mechanisms will begin to kick

in, further accelerating the warming process. Scientists who once thought that the Arctic Ocean could be free of ice

during the summer by 2100 now see it occurring by 2030. Even this could turn out to be a conservative estimate.78This is of particular concern to scientists because of the albedo effect, where the replacement of highly reflective seaice with darker open water greatly increases heat absorbed from sunlight. This, of course, has the potential tofurther accelerate the melting of the Greenland ice sheet. A second feedback loop of concern is the melting of

permafrost. This would release billions of tons of carbon, some as methane, a potent greenhouse gas with a global

warming effect per ton 25 times that of carbon dioxide.79 The risk facing humanity is that climate change couldspiral out of control and it will no longer be possible to arrest trends such as ice melting and rising sea level. At this

point, the future of civilization would be at risk. This combination of melting glaciers, rising seas, and their effects

on food security and low-lying coastal cities could overwhelm the capacity of governments to cope. Today it is

largely weak states that begin to deteriorate under the pressures of mounting environmental stresses. But the

changes just described could overwhelm even the strongest of states. Civilization itself could begin to unravel under

these extreme stresses.


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Chuck Norris causes tornadoes.

"The Chuck Norris Facts" no date given

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Tornadoes are dangerous.

FEMA no date given (FEMAs mission is to support our citizens and first responders to ensure that as anation we work together to build, sustain, and improve our capability to prepare for, protect against, respond

to, recover from, and mitigate all hazards.) http://www.fema.gov/kids/tornado.htm

Tornadoes are natures most violent storms. Tornadoes must always be taken seriously. Tornadoes can be very

dangerous -- sometimes even deadly. They come from powerful thunderstorms and appear as rotating, funnel-

shaped clouds. Tornado winds can reach 300 miles per hour. They cause damage when they touch down on the

ground. They can damage an area one mile wide and 50 miles long. Every state is at some risk, but states in

"Tornado Alley" have the highest risk. Tornadoes can form any time of the year, but the season runs from March to

August. The ability to predict tornadoes is limited. Usually a community will have at least a few minutes warning.The most important thing to do is TAKE SHELTER when a tornado is nearby.


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Chuck Norris spreads AIDS.

"The Chuck Norris Facts" no date given

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris spreads AIDS to every woman.

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(Blog- Best. Website. Ever. - Empire Online, An existential donkey-punch to our readers' collective pineal gland. -

Defamer.com, Combat boredom at work! Educate yourself! Dazzle your peers at cocktail parties!-ESPN.com,Wasting time celebrity-scouring on the Internet has rarely been so hilarious. - Long Island Press, ... pop-culture

phenomenon. - The Brown Daily Herald, Amazing! - The St. Petersburg Times, We've also made appearances in:, E!

Online, The Washington Post, Received "Approved Best of The Web" status from National Lampoon, VH1's Top 40

Internet Superstars (2007), Featured on AIM Today (1/14/06))

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Unchecked AIDS culminates in extinction.

Ojedokun et al 07 (educational research and review v2n6, policy, philosophy and pedagogical initiative to

HIV/AIDS education in the Nigerian secondary schools social studies curriculum,

www.academicjournals.org?ERR/PDF/pdf%202007/Jun?Ojedokun%20et%20al..pdf)

Apparently, of the numerous civic issues identified above, health care was first mentioned either deliberately or

inadvertently. The author thus wishes to regard this arrangement as a reflection of the global relevance, and

importance of good health to humanity, and the survival of the human race and society that is now being

threatened by HIV and AIDS. It is however no more a news that HIV/AIDS is an issue of health concerns. It is a

perennial problem that affects all aspects of humanity (economic, social and political) and perhaps

threatening the existence of the human race. It has become a critical development issue, and the

developmental implications of this pandemic, on the global economy and social relations are dire, because

It is expected to reverse the gains made in social and economic development, and every individual and group

will be affected

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