CELEBRATION OF CHARLES OLAS-

A DEDICATION TO DENA LEONE

OLASAn unbiased

Side-by-Side Comparison ofLas Vegas versus Atlantic City

CHUCK AND DENA PICTURES

CHUCK IN VEGAS, SMILING AND SUCH

LAS VEGAS VS ATLANTIC CITY

WORLD CLASS GAMBLING

CRIME RIDDEN SLUMHOLE

Ghettos

PRICE STATISTICS: VEGAS VS AC AC Hotel: $250/night AC Buffet: $19.99 Vegas: $135/night Vegas Buffet: $0.00

WEATHER STATISTICS NOAA.GOV

Clark County (Las Vegas) (03/31/10 – 03/31/11) 13 occurrences high wind 7 occurrences lightning 5 occurrences heavy rain

Atlantic County (Atlantic City) (03/31/10-03/31/11) 2 occurrences hurricane 17 occurrences blizzard/heavy snow 1 astronomical high tide (flood) 1 occurrence tornado 30 occurrences strong wind 12 occurrences heavy snow

DROWNING DEATHS CDC.GOV

/SHARK ATTACKS Nevada Drowning Deaths per year

average31

Atlantic City Drowning Deaths average903x more than Las Vegas

Shark attacks by StateNew Jersey

17 attacks 8th in USA

Nevada Zero shark attacks

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/gattack/mapusa.htm

RACIAL DEMOGRAPHICS Atlantic City

White Persons: 26.7% (22% estimated dirty guidos)

Black Persons: 44.2% Las Vegas

White persons: 69.9%Black Persons: 10.4%

http://quickfacts.census.gov

THE JERSEY SHORE Seriously New Jersey?

SAFETY FIRST! REGIONAL HOSPITALS Las Vegas

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Atlantic City 1

BOB WILL NOT GO TO AC, VOICE OF REASON Chuck is 29 years old. This is largely

due to Bob Foster and Scott BaxterMore largely due to Bob Foster

Bob is the voice of reason. He will be there to guide us through the city.

Bob is there to make sure bad ideas remain ideas, not turn into reality

IMPORTANT: Bob will NOT be making a trip to Atlantic City. It is important that Bob attend a bachelor party for one of his best friends. It is important for all parties involved!

Vegas 5 hours 55 minutes (example)

AC 6 hours, 57 minutes

TRAVEL TIME AC VS VEGAS Vegas is

practically closer to home!

DRIVING VS FLYING SAFETY

DENA PAMPERING It Is important that Dena gets pampered

while Chuck is away. We consider it our absolute responsibility that she gets properly taken care of. To Be Determined!

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MARRIAGE SUCCESS STATISTICS

POKER Chuck absolutely loves playing Poker. Vegas poker is extremely fun and lively Atlantic City Poker is sickly and limp-

dicked, due to lack of tourism

Las Vegas

Atlantic City

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# of Active Casinos

LAST TIME EVER

KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH FAMILY

Chuck loves Dena and Audra very much. He is anxious to talk to them every day. The hosts of his party promise to make sure that he always has access to communication with them.

In 2011, we have access to many forms of communication Chuck pledges to keep excellent communication with his

family Chuck will keep in touch via many forms of media

Facebook America’s #1

social media website

Cell Phone Skype Room phone

TAKING CARE OF FAMILY Chuck will make all arrangements for his

family.Place to stayWays to feel secure and safeBabysitter if Dena needs a break from

AudraDena sitter if Audra needs a break from

DenaEmergency contactEmergency plan to get home Ice cream

PRE-BACHELOR PARTY As excited as we are to share in the

beautiful union of Chuck and Dena, we realize that we are not the only ones who want to celebrate

We will work with Jim to have a small celebration locally so Chuck’s relatives and close friends can have a beer with him.

GOLF COURSE COMPARISON Not even close

Atlantic CityNOTE: Those are mini golf courses,AC has no grass amongst it’s slums and run down casinos

Las VegasNOTE: Vegas is known for some of the world’s best golfing

FOOTBALL SEASON? We’d like to go during football season. Watching football in a leather recliner

with a beer, buddies, food and some money on the line is one of the ultimate forms of male expression.

He’s going to be spending a lifetime of Sundays with you and Audra. He’d better make the best of this game.

He’s a Dolphins fan, he needs something to get him excited.

STRIP CLUBS AND CHICKS You’ve known us for years now. You

know we never go to strip clubs. We just want a chance to be drunk idiots.

You also know that no girls talk to us when we’re drinking, nor do we talk to them. We are shamelessly self-involved with being a bunch of teenagersCheating? Let’s not kid here, Chuck is past

his prime, has no game and would never cheat on you in a million years. This bullet is almost laughable.

LAST CHANCE Chuck understands that he won’t have

another chance to go to Las Vegas until he is an old man

Scott has never had a chance to go to Vegas with his best friend. It is one of our childhood dreams.

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