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FORT WORTH WEEKLY NOVEMBER 16-22, 2011 fwweekly.com 53 LOOKING FOR A NEW GIG? SALES REPRESENTATIVES NEEDED! SALES EXPERIENCE PREFERRED BUT NOT REQUIRED. INSIDE SALES - 817-321-9785 SECURITY OFFICERS Armed & Unarmed $10.00 - $13.75 • FREE Health Ins. • FREE Life Ins. Uniforms Provided Matching 401(k) Tuition Assistance Exceptional opportunity for experienced Security Officers in the Fort Worth and Grand Prairie, TX areas. Full-time and Part-time positions are available. Applicants must have prior security experience, military or law enforcement experience. A DOD Secret clearance is desirable. Applicants must be a US citizen, proficient in English with good computer skills, 21 years of age or older with a high school diploma or GED, and be drug free with no criminal record. Submit resumes to: [email protected] GUARDSMARK Apply In Person: Mon-Fri 9am - 4pm 2120 West 33rd St DFW Airport, 75261 * House Maintenance Needed * Position Require: TX DL with ability to obtain Class B CDL, Fluent in English, exp in the field/certifications related to field preferred but not required, & have hand tools/ toolbox. Physical job, ability to liſt 50 lbs required, must be able to work in the elements. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS FIELD SPECIFIC TEST TO BE CONSIDERED Pay: $14.95–$17.40 based on Exp/Certs * Must be able to obtain Custom/Security Seal * Paid Vacation/Holidays/Sick time, (aſter 1 year) AA Credit Union, Free LUNCH & on-site Parking!! (FROM DAY ONE!!!) EOE ****Pay raise: 2nd & 6th Month Guaranteed in all positions. • Must be able to work nights & weekends and holidays with all positions. Benefits: Medical/Dental/Life Insurance, 401K, (after 6 months) Paid Vacation/Holidays/Sick time, (after 1 year) AA Credit Union, Free LUNCH & on-site Parking!! (FROM DAY ONE!!!) EOE All positions require that you pass a Criminal Background and Drug Test no exceptions. 24/7 Unionized Facility 109 Auditions Are You Funny? Try Open Mic Night at Backdoor Comedy Club Thursdays at 8:30 pm. Regular Comedy Shows Fri @ 9pm and Sat @ 8 & 10:15pm 8250 N. Central (Hwy. 75) Dallas 214-328-4444 130 Medical/Dental/Health ANGELS OF CARE PEDIATRIC HOME HEALTH COME JOIN ONE OF THE LARGEST PEDIATRIC HOME HEALTH AGENCIES WE PAY MORE & OFFER MORE INCENTIVES THAN ANY OTHER AGENCY NEW CAR GIVE AWAY EVERY 6 MONTHS HIRING - RN’S & LVN’S FOR PRIVATE DUTY NURSING & SKILLED VISITS SPEECH, OCCUPATIONAL, & PHYSICAL THERAPISTS NON LICENSED ATTENDANTS ***BILINGUAL POSITIONS AVAILABLE*** OPENINGS IN Azle, Dallas, Denton, Little Elm, Duncanville, Flower Mound, Ft Worth, Frisco, Irving, Lakewood Village, Lewisville, McKinney, Melissa, Plano, Roanoke, Wylie, Arlington, Blue Ridge, Haltom City, Highland Village, Keller, Morgan, Garland, Greenville & Joshua. PAID VACATION, 401 K, COMPETIVE PAY, MEDICAL, DENTAL, VISION, LIFE INSURANCE, & INCENTIVES NURSES & ATTENDANTS CALL STAFFING, 903-532-1400 OR 866-856-5923 THERAPIST CALL @ 903-532-1400 ext 3275 EOE 150 Retail NEW GAS PIPE LOCATION IN FORT WORTH Seeks FT Sales People Hourly + Commission. Health, Dental, Disability, and Pension. Apply in person at the FT. WORTH location: 6033 Camp Bowie 817.763.8622 165 Miscellaneous WATERFALLS Now Hiring Spa Techs Call 817-831-7266 190 Business Opportunities Men & Women All Ages! Earn up to $500 daily Part time. Hottest money-making opportunity in America! Call for FREE Report: Dry Tech, promo # CL37245. 1-800-507-7222 TO PLACE YOUR AD HERE, CALL 817 321-9785

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LOOKING FOR A NEW GIG?SALES REPRESENTATIVES NEEDED!

SALES EXPERIENCE PREFERRED BUT NOT REQUIRED.

INSIDE SALES - 817-321-9785

SECURITY OFFICERS

Armed & Unarmed

$10.00 - $13.75• FREE Health Ins.• FREE Life Ins.• Uniforms Provided

• Matching 401(k)• Tuition Assistance

Exceptional opportunity for experienced Security Officers in the Fort Worth and Grand Prairie, TX areas. Full-time and Part-time positions are available. Applicants must have prior security experience, military or law enforcement experience. A DOD Secret clearance is desirable. Applicants must be a US citizen, proficient in English with good

computer skills, 21 years of age or older with a high school diploma or GED, and be drug free with no criminal record.

Submit resumes to: [email protected]

GUARDSMARK

Apply In Person: Mon-Fri 9am - 4pm2120 West 33rd StDFW Airport, 75261

* House Maintenance Needed * Position Require: TX DL with ability to obtain Class B CDL, Fluent in English, exp in the field/certifications related to field preferred but not required, & have hand tools/

toolbox. Physical job, ability to lift 50 lbs required, must be able to work in the elements. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS FIELD SPECIFIC TEST TO BE CONSIDERED

Pay: $14.95–$17.40 based on Exp/Certs * Must be able to obtain Custom/Security Seal *

Paid Vacation/Holidays/Sick time, (after 1 year)AA Credit Union, Free LUNCH & on-site Parking!! (FROM DAY ONE!!!) EOE

****Pay raise: 2nd & 6th Month Guaranteed in all positions.• Must be able to work nights & weekends and holidays with all positions.

Benefits:Medical/Dental/Life Insurance, 401K, (after 6 months)

Paid Vacation/Holidays/Sick time, (after 1 year)AA Credit Union, Free LUNCH & on-site Parking!! (FROM DAY ONE!!!) EOE

All positions require that you pass a Criminal Background and Drug Test no exceptions.24/7 Unionized Facility

109Auditions

Are You Funny?

Try Open Mic Night at

Backdoor Comedy Club

Thursdays at 8:30 pm.

Regular Comedy Shows

Fri @ 9pm and Sat @ 8 &

10:15pm

8250 N. Central (Hwy. 75) Dallas

214-328-4444

130Medical/Dental/Health

ANGELS OF CARE PEDIATRIC HOME

HEALTHCOME JOIN ONE OF THE

LARGEST PEDIATRIC HOME HEALTH AGENCIES

WE PAY MORE & OFFER MORE INCENTIVES THAN ANY

OTHER AGENCYNEW CAR GIVE AWAY EVERY

6 MONTHSHIRING - RN’S & LVN’S FOR PRIVATE DUTY NURSING &

SKILLED VISITSSPEECH, OCCUPATIONAL, &

PHYSICAL THERAPISTSNON LICENSED ATTENDANTS

***BILINGUAL POSITIONS AVAILABLE***OPENINGS IN

Azle, Dallas, Denton, Little Elm, Duncanville, Flower Mound, Ft Worth, Frisco, Irving, Lakewood

Village, Lewisville, McKinney, Melissa, Plano, Roanoke, Wylie, Arlington, Blue Ridge, Haltom City, Highland Village, Keller,

Morgan, Garland, Greenville & Joshua.

PAID VACATION, 401 K, COMPETIVE PAY, MEDICAL,

DENTAL, VISION, LIFE INSURANCE, & INCENTIVES

NURSES & ATTENDANTS CALL STAFFING,

903-532-1400 OR 866-856-5923THERAPIST CALL

@ 903-532-1400 ext 3275EOE

150Retail

NEW GAS PIPE

LOCATION IN FORT WORTH Seeks FT Sales

People Hourly +

Commission. Health, Dental, Disability, and

Pension. Apply in person at the

FT. WORTH location:

6033 Camp Bowie

817.763.8622165Miscellaneous

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TechsCall 817-831-7266

190Business Opportunities

Men & Women

All Ages!

Earn up to $500

daily

Part time.

Hottest money-making

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Dry Tech, promo # CL37245.

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TO PLACE

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Lots of Overtime Available!

stArt AsAp!temp to hire

NOW HIrING! in the Alliance Area Forklift Forklift Forklift 3 Shifts Available. Up to $10.70 per hour

Must pass background check.

Apply at www.selectstaffing.com, then call 682-647-11065201 N. Beach St. #141 • Fort Worth, Texas 76137

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BE A PAWN STAR!!First Cash Pawn is seeking retail sales assoCiates

for our Ft. Worth, river oaks, irving, arlington & euless locations.are you looking for an outstanding opportunity with a fast growing company? the success of First Cash Pawn depends on the dedication and enthusiasm of each of our associates. that’s why we offer them the chance to share in our

success with a compensation and benefits package that’s among the best in our industry, featuring a competitive hourly wage, commission, and sales

incentives, 401k and other great benefits.

Apply today! e-mail resumes:[email protected]

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GeneralLaborers

Office/ClericalGood Comp Skills

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866-475-3621

DRIVERS WANTEDHOME WEEKENDS,

ACT FAST!• Dedicated Account• Home Weekends• Great Pay & Benefits

Requires CDL A and 3 months doubles OTR Experience.

Also hiring qualified driver trainers - earn up to an additional $17,000/yr.

Owner Operators WantedWe offer:

• Well Maintained Refrigerated trailers at no additional charge• Fuel Card• 100% fuel surcharge• 70% base rate• Very steady work 5 -- 7 days/week• Regional trips = more home time• OTR Runs available• Direct Deposit• Dispatch Support 24/7

Job Fair Nov.16, 17 and 18Call (866) 303-1255 or email:

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We didn't invent CDL training - we made it better!

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WE CAN HELP YOU WITH WIA, DARS, AND VA GRANTS OR FINANCING WITH TUITION REIMBURSEMENT.

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MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN

• Mechanics, class A and B, experienced only• Preference for experience with engine, transmission, AC, and electrical• ASE certifications required, must present current ASE certificates• CDL license, B with air brake endorsement required• Transit bus experience preferred, but not required• Pay commensurate with experience and qualifications• Consideration for relocation and promotional opportunities as available

2425 Rental Car Dr • DFW Airport

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Safety • Fuel • Referral Bonuses • Newer TrucksStable Miles • Straight Talk • Respect • Stability Since 1949!!

APPLY @ www.heyl.net

Drivers w/CDL-A & Exp.NEW PAY PACKAGE $1500 Sign On

1-800-973-9161HEYL TRUCK LINES, INC

Edinburg, TX

DEDICATED TEAM Dedicated run from

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* Each driver earns $1100/week* Home Each Week

* Insurance & 401K* Direct Deposit

* Newer Freightli ner

Must have CDL A & OTR experience.

Call 800/497-2100 or apply at

www.conti nentalexpressi nc.com

• Locally owned for over 30 years

• No forced dispatch

• Pay on delivery

• Regional and OTR

• Fuel card program

Call 800-433-2012 ext 1043 or apply online at www.norcocorp.com

“Where you’re not just a number.”

Hiring Owner Operators CLASS A CDL DRIVERSNEEDED IN MANSFIELD AND

GLEN ROSE, TX

HOME DAILY!

Tanker Experience Required

We Offer Competitive Wages and Benefits Including Health, Dental, Vision, Life Insurance and 401k.

Contact Information:[email protected]

Fax: 817-473-9711Phone: 817-473-1931

1-866-917-7594

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Transport Drivers Needed • 22 years minimum age; • 2 years verifiable driving experience; • Class A CDL; • We pay you for your experience • Employee and Family health insurance • Night shift premium • Night shift bonus

Cleburne area: 817.925.5154 Scott

Bridgeport area: 940.393.5525 Kirby

BTT BRIDGEPORTTANK TRUCKS

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MIDSOUTH REGIONAL CARRIER

SEEKING DRIVERS95% HOME WEEKENDS

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Call Dancor Transit Inc.866-677-4333 M-F 8-5

www.dancortransit.com

NOW HIRING COMPANY DRIVERS, OWNER OPERATORS, LEASE PURCHASE

& STUDENT DRIVERS$2,000 Sign-On Bonus for Owner Operators!Enjoy the open road with our Line Haul division!

Now Hiring Driver Trainers!CDL-A & 3 mos OTR exp req’d

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800-299-4744

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Reynolds Asphalt & Construction Company is seeking you!

We offer excellent benefits and salary to compensate your experience! Experienced Class “A” Commercial Drivers

Requirements• Class A CDL including endorsements • 1 to 2 years of experience driving a distributor truck or hauling material • You must have a HS diploma or GED • Be able to pass a DOT physical • Clean MVR • Be drug free

We seek applicants that speak and write English with some knowledge of mathematics,the ability to work extended hours, including weekends, and be a team player.

Experienced Asphalt Laborers & Equipment OperatorsRequirements

• 1 to 2 years of experience • Have HS diploma or GED• Be able to pass a drug and physical test • Have reliable transportation

Interested candidates should e-mail resumes to:

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In major art museums that display Europe’s great oil paintings, virtually every masterpiece is surrounded by an ornate wooden frame, often painted gold. Why? To me, the enclosure is distracting and unnecessary. Why can’t I just enjoy the arresting composition on the naked canvas, unburdened by the overwrought excess? I urge you to take my approach in the coming weeks, Aries. Push and even fight to get the goodies exactly as they are, free of all the irrelevant filler and pretentious puffery.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Judge a moth by the beauty of its candle,” said the 13th-century poet Rumi. More prosaically put: Evaluate people according to the nobility and integrity of their desires. Do you want to hang around with someone whose primary focus is to make money or please her parents? Or would you prefer to be in a sphere of influence created by a person who longs to help alleviate suffering or make interesting works of art? It’s an excellent time to ponder these issues, Taurus — and then take action to ensure you’re surrounded by moths that favor beautiful candles.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In Santa Cruz there used to be a nightclub that featured live rock bands on a big stage but strictly forbade its patrons to dance. The one time I went there, the music was loud and infectious, and I naturally felt the urge to move. Moments after I launched into my groove, a bouncer forced me to stop. I think this situation has certain resemblances to the one you’re in now, Gemini. Some natural response mechanism in you is being unduly inhibited; some organic inclination is being unreasonably restrained. Why continue to accept this?

CANCER (June 21-July 22): During the time a blue crab is growing to maturity, it is very skilled at transforming itself. It sheds its exoskeleton an average of once every 18 days for an entire year. You’re in a phase with some similarities to that period of rapid ripening, Cancerian. Your commitment to change doesn’t have to be quite as heroic, but it should be pretty vigorous. Could you manage, say, two moltings over the course of the next 30 days? If done in a spirit of adventure, it will be liberating, not oppressively demanding.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Progress isn’t made by early risers,” wrote Robert Heinlein. “It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” That’s exactly the kind of progress you may stir up in the coming weeks. No need for the stress levels of the Type A people who might seem to have an advantage, and worrying or trying too hard won’t help. The single best thing you can do to supercharge your creativity is to think of yourself as a “happy-go-lucky” person while you dream up ways to have more fun.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Our elders know you don’t find the answer by asking thousands of questions,” says an essay on the web site of the environmentalist group The Last Tree. “The wise way is to ask the right question in the beginning.” I recommend this approach in the coming weeks, Virgo. Given the sparkly mystery that now confronts you, you may be tempted to simultaneously try a lot of different routes to greater clarity. But the more effective strategy is to cultivate silence and stillness as you wait expectantly for the intuition that will reveal the simple, direct path.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In a review of The Information: A History, a Theory, a Flood by James Gleick, The Week magazine reported that “the world now produces more information in 48 hours than it did throughout all human history to 2003.” So we can infer that you are more inundated with data than were all your ancestors put together. And the surge will probably intensify in

the coming weeks. You are in a phase when you’ll be asked to absorb and integrate a voluminous amount of interesting stuff. It’s OK if you sometimes need to slow down to digest what you’ve been taking in.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his poem “Ode to the Present,” Pablo Neruda tells us how to slip free and clear into the luxuriously potent opportunity of the present moment. The here-and-now is so ripe and willing, he says, so malleable. “Take a saw to its delicious wooden perfume,” he continues, and then “build a staircase. Yes, a staircase. Climb into the present, step by step, press your feet onto the resinous wood of this moment, going up, going up, not very high ... . Don’t go all the way to heaven. Reach for apples, not the clouds.” Such good advice, Scorpio! It’s a perfect time to learn more about the magic of the present moment as you free yourself from “the unrepairable past.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Carl Jung wasn’t afraid of applying his scholarly analytical skills to pop culture. Late in life, he even wrote a thoughtful book on UFOs called Flying Saucers: A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Skies. To be as thorough as he could about such an elusive subject, he wrote an afterword to his main argument, to which he added an epilogue, in turn followed by a concluding supplement. I hope that you are as scrupulous in wrapping up loose ends in the coming week, Sagittarius, especially with enigmas and riddles. As you seek resolution and completion, go well beyond the bare minimum.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A great deal of land in the Netherlands has been reclaimed from the sea by human effort. But the system of dikes is not a foolproof or permanent guarantee against flooding. That’s why more people are building homes that can float if they have to. “We are actually trying to move away from fighting against the water,” says architect Koen Olthuis. “We are beginning to make friends with the water.” I recommend this as a useful metaphor, Capricorn. During the coming months, you should be doing a lot of foundation work. What can you do to add buoyancy?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my old philosophy professor Norman O. Brown, “Our real choice is between holy and unholy madness: Open your eyes and look around you — madness is in the saddle anyhow.” With this hypothesis as our starting point, Aquarius, I propose that in the coming weeks you make an effort to get more comfortable with understanding that the entire world is in the throes of utter lunacy. Then I hope you will commit yourself to the sacred kind of lunacy, the kind that bestows wild blessings and perpetrates unreasonable beauty and cultivates the healing power of outlandish pleasure.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It won’t be enough to simply maintain your current levels of strength, clarity, and intelligence in the coming weeks. To stay healthy, to keep up with rapidly evolving trends, you will have to actively push to get stronger, clearer, and smarter. No pressure, right? Don’t worry; the universe will be conspiring to help you accomplish it all. To trigger the boost you’ll need, imagine that you have a reservoir of blue liquid lightning in the place between your heart and gut. Picture yourself drawing judiciously from that high-octane fuel, bringing it first to your heart and then to your brain.

Homework: What thing do you desperately want that would also benefit other people? Testify by going to http://FreeWillAstrology.com and clicking on “Email Rob.”

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