click here if you are a guy click here if you are a girl
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DATING
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Are you a guy?Or
Are you a girl?
Click here if you are a guy
Click here if you are a girl
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Pick a GuyRobert Pattinson
Peter Griffin
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Hey, (insert dates name here)!How’s it goin?
Reply:A) Awesome!B) Bad, let me go on and on about how bad my day was!C) Did you ever realize that you have a butt chin?
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Great way to kill a conversation! Your supposed to answer with a question!Don’t you know the rules of dating?!
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Ummmmm….I’d love to but on this one I’ll pass. Besides I have a wife.
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Yea. I get that a lot. But don’t you think it makes me look like an attractive man?
Reply:A) YesB) Not reallyC) You’re a man?
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Cause theres nothing to talk about now I’m going to watch some tv.
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Well you smell bad anyway!
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Well some people think not but I am.Hey you wanna go fool around? Reply:
A) DefinitelyB) What does fool around mean?C) No, your fat
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Well if you made itThis far we can
Defi nitely hook up!
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Oh, you don’t know? Well I just remembered I forgot to feed the dog. Bye.
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That was mean so...I’m leaving!
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Hey there, you sure look juicy.Get it because I’m supposed to suck blood?
Reply:A) Umm, yea I guessB) Not really, noC) Lol!!! That’s so funny!
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Well if your going to be that serious I have somewhere fun to be.
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Anyway, do you like my hair like this?
Reply:A) I like it better with spikes, not floppyB) Do you use a lot of gel to try and keep it up like that?
C) I don’t really like your hair in general
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So pretty much your saying my hair looks greasy or it just looks bad. What ever. I’m leaving.
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Me too. So…where do you want to go?
Reply:A) To the mall!B) To the movies!C) To the beach!
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Always thinking about yourself! Maybe I don’t like shopping and then I would get bored.
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If you don’t know that I sparkle in the sunlight yet, then we would never last!
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Well if you made it thisFar you two were
Really meant to beTogether! Good job!
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Pick a GirlBritney Spears
Tyra Banks
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Hey, how are you?
Reply:A) I’m fine, but more interested in how you are.
B) Same old, same oldC) Well I did go to this awesome party.
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Oh, so you’re the kind of guy who rights mushy love poems instead of buying things for his girl? Well you know what, I just remembered I have a party to get to.
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Really? That’s so cool! I did too! Who’s party did you go to?
Reply:A) …Yours of course!B) Angelina Joelle’sC) Ummm…I forgot…
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That was last month! Ugh! Your so out of date!
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You actually went to that lame party?
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I totally understand! After drinking so much its hard to tell who’s who!
Reply:A) I’m a non-achohalicB) Yea after the 100th
beer your throwing up all over the place.
C) The truth is I didn’t really go to a party
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Ewww! You pig!
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LIAR!
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Well if you made it this far, you two must have a lot
In common!
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Hi there! Boy to you look hot! What do you use in your hair to make it like that?
Reply:A) GelB) MooseC) Conditioner?
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Oh, using that stuff will make you bald when you older, and I like full hair.
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O Natural! I like it. So where do you think the next place the models in America’s Next Top Model should go?
Reply:A) ChinaB) Somewhere in AfricaC) England
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Don’t you watch the show? We already went there!
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That’s a good idea! You are a natural kind of guy. If your so natural do you like natural makeup on girls? Reply:
A) YeaB) I like more bright colors, they make a girl look funC) I like dark makeup on a girl, it makes them look sexy
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Oh, I think they are boring.
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Oh, they don’t look good with my color eyes.
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IF YOU MADE IT THIS FARYOU TWO MUST HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON
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Yay! You Won!Now you can go out with The Guy or Girl you chose!
Click twice to exit
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Too bad you lost…But try again some other
Time!