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Prologue

KRISTEN: A dream is a wish your heart makesWhen you're fast asleep.In dreams you will lose your heartachesWhatever you wish for you keep.Have faith in your dreams and somedayYour rainbow will come smiling throughNo matter how your heart is grievingIf you keep on believing The dream that you wish will come trueANDY:Give a little...MIKE: Give a little...SARAH:Give a little...ALICE:Give a littleMANDY:Whistle!QUINTET:While you...DIANE:Whistle while you work (QUINTET whistle)Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long.Just hum a merry song (QUINTET hum)Just do your best and take a rest and sing yourself a song.When there's too much to do, don't let it trouble you.Forget your worries, try to be, just like the cheerful chickadee, and...JULIAN:Whistle while you work (JULIAN and QUINTET whistle)DIANE:Come on, get smartJULIAN:Tune up and startJ & D:To whistle while you work.JULIAN: When you get in trouble and you don't know right from wrong, give a little whistle!(JULIAN whistles)DIANE:Give a little whistle. (JULIAN whistles)JULIAN:When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong, give a little whistle (wolf whistle)DIANE:Give a little whistle. (Guess what, another whistle from JULIAN)JULIAN:Not just a little squeak, pucker up and blow!DIANE:And if your whistle's weak,JULIAN:Yell Jiminy Cricket!J & D: Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide,JULIAN:Give a little whistle. (JULIAN whistles)DIANEGive a little whistle. (JULIAN whistles)J & D:And always let your conscience be your guide.NICK:(brashly) Not just a little squeak! Pucker up and blow!And if your whistle's weak, yell Jiminy Cricket! Come on, whistle!KRISTEN:Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide, give a little whistle.NICK:Give a little whistle!KRISTEN:Give a little whistle!NICK:Give a little whistle,K & N:And always let your conscience be your guide.DIANE:Just do your best, then take a restJULIAN:Put on that grin and start right inK & N:Come on, get smart, tune up and start toJULIAN:Give a little...NICK:Give a little...DIANE:Give a little...KRISTEN:Give a little whistleALL:While you work!JULIAN:Give a little...NICK:Give a little...DIANE:Give a little...KRISTEN:Give a little ALL:Whistle while you work!

Love Tonight

QUINTET:Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening bringsThe world, for once, in perfect harmony with all its living thingsCan you feel the love tonight? You needn't look too farStealing through the night's uncertainties, love is where we are.NICK:No chance, no way, I won't say I'm in love,QUINTET:You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh.NICK:It's too clich, I won't say I'm in love.QUINTET:Shoo-wopp shop, a-Shoop Shoo-wah!NICK:I thought my heart had learned its lesson. It feels so good when you start out.My head is screamingNICK & Q:Get a grip, boy!NICK:Unless you're dying to NICK & Q:Cry your heart out.QUINTET:You keep on denying, who you are and how you're feelingBaby we're not buyin', hon we saw ya hit the ceilingFace it like a grown-up, when ya gonna own up that'cha got,ANDY:Got it,QUINTETGot it bad.NICK:Woahh, no chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no.QUINTET:Give up, give in, check the grin, you're in love.NICK:This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love!QUINTET:You're doin' flips, read our lips, you're in love.NICK:You're way-off base, I won't say it.Get off my case, I won't say it!QUINTET:Boy, don't be proud, it's OK, you're in love.NICK:Ohhh...At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.KRISTEN:Let.s get together, yeah yeah yeah Why dont you and I combi-ine Let.s get together, what do you say We can have a swingin ti-ime We.d be a cra-a-azy team Why dont we ma-a-ake a scene Together!Oh, I really think you're swell Uh-huh, we really ring the bell Oo-wee, and if you stick with me Nothing could be greater, say hey alligator K&QGIRLS:Let's get together,NICK:No chance, no way.KRISTEN:Two is twice as nice as one.NICK: I won't say I'm in love!K&QGIRLS:Let's get together,NICK:It's too clich.KRISTEN:We'll be having twice the funNICK:I won't say i'm in love!KRISTEN:And you can always count on me.NICK:My head is screaming// get a grip, boyKRISTEN(after //) a groovy twosome we will be.NICK:Let's getALL:Together, yeah yeah yeah!QUINTET:Oh, isn't this amazing!ALICE:It's my favourite part becauseQUINTET:You'll seeMANDY:Here's where she meets Prince CharmingSARAH:but she won't discover that it's himQUINTET:'til chapter three.DIANE:Someday my prince will comeSomeday I 'll find my loveAnd how thrilling that moment will beWhen the prince of my dreams comes to meHe'll whisper D&QGIRLS:I love youDIANE:And steal a kiss or twoThough he's far away I'll find my love somedaySomeday when my dreams come true QGIRLS:Someday my prince will comeSomeday I 'll find my loveDIANE:And how thrilling that moment will beWhen the prince of my dreams comes to me.JULIAN:I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleamYes, I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seemBut if I know you, I know what you'll doYou'll love me at once the way you did once upon a dream D&QGIRLS:He'll whisper I love you, and steal a kiss or twoJULIAN:But if ID & J:I know you, I know what you'll doYou'll love me at once the way you did onceDIANE:SomedayJULIAN:Once upon// a dreamDIANE:(after //) When my dreamsD & J:Come true.

Cabbages and Kings

ANDY:The time has comeMIKE:The walrus saidANDY:To talk of other thingsALICE:Of shoes and ships and ceiling waxMANDY:Of cabbages and kings!SARAH:And why the sea is boiling hotMIKE:And whether pigs have wings.QUINTET:Cal-looh, cal-lay, no work today,ANDY:We're cabbages and kings!QUINTET:Cal-looh, cal-lay, no work today,ANDY: We'reQUINTET:Cabbages and kings!JULIAN:Now I'm the king of the swingers ohhhh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's been botherin' me NICK:I wanna be a man, mancub and stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkin around! J & N:Oh, oobee doo QUINTET:(hoopdeewee) J & N:I wanna be like yoo-hoo-hoo QUINTET:(hapdeedoobydoowop) J & N:I wanna walk like you QUINTET:(cheep) J & N:Talk like you QUINTET:(cheep), J & N:too-oo-o QUINTET:(weebydeebydeewoo) J & N:You'll see it's true QUINTET:(shoobedeedoo) J & N:An ape like mee-e-e QUINTET:(scoobeedoobeedoobeep) J & N:Can learn to be huu-uuu-uman too-oo-oo! JULIAN:You'll ape my mannerisms,NICK:We'll be a set of twins.J & N:No one will know where mancub ends and orangutan begins.JULIAN:And when you eat bananas, don't peel 'em with your feetJ & N:Then you'll/I'll become a man, man-cub, and learn some etiquette.JULIAN:Heyyy! Dazapbanownay. Hapdeebeebadnladadapdanowwwwn. HENNNNdabebedepdootsabadoodaDAYsdoobopadooba DAYz a BONES a BAP BAP BAbaay. NICK:Habadoodee! JULIAN:With a Reep-a-nazza. NICK:Hebadohbadoyy! JULIAN:With a la-pah-ziti. NICK:Waddlabot HooddlabotJULIAN:seepladat doe-day. NICK:HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOTJULIAN:with a HAH HAH HAH HAH NICK:RRRAWRAAAW JULIAN:Getting mad, baby! NICK:Haddalahadalat JULIAN:hadalatalhadoodoot. NICK:Hoedeloedelheedoodoot! JULIAN:goozooggeladatatadat NICK:Joodlegut! Joodlegut! JULIAN:Zeebadedah HABADAH. J & N:Yoo--hoo-hoo! QUINTET:(hoopdeeweep) J & N:I wanna be like you-oo-oo QUINTET:(hapdeedoobedoobop) J & N:I wanna talk like you QUINTET:(cheep) J & N:Walk like you QUINTET:(cheep)J & N: too-oo-oo QUINTET:(weebadeebadoodop) J & N:You'll see it's true-oo-ooQUINTET:(Shhobeedeeboo) J & N:Someone like me-ee-ee QUINTET:(scoobeedoobeedooweep) J & N:Can learn to be like someone like me NICK:TAKE me home daddy! J & N:Can learn to be like someone like you JULIAN:ONE more time!J & N:Can learn to be like someone like you-oo-oo! Oobie-doo! QUINTET:Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar!Hey you! Let us through, it's a bright new star ohCome be the first on the block to meet his eyeMake way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums!Are you gonna love this guy?!DIANE:Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali AbabwaGenuflect, show some respect, down on one kneeNow try your best to stay calmBrush up your Sunday salaamThen come and meet his spectacular coterie!DIANE & Q:Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali AbabwaDIANE:That physique, how can I speak weak in the knee?Well get on out in that squareAdjust your veil and prepareTo gawk and grovel and stare at Prince AliDIANE & Q:Make way for Prince Ali! NICK:Everybody look left!QUINTET:Look left!NICK:Everybody look right!QUINTET:Look right!NICK:Everywhere you look I'mQUINTET:Look he'sNICK & Q:Standing in the spotlight!JULIAN:NOT YET!NICK:Let every creature go for broke and sing!Oh, I just can't wait to be king!QUINTET:Ooh-be-doop, I wanna be like you-hoo-hoo! Ooh-be-doo!NICK:Oh, I just can't wait to be king!KRISTEN:Lavender blue, dilly, dilly, lavender green If you were king, dilly, dilly you'd need a queen,K & Q:In a dilly dilly dress ofKRISTEN:Lavender blue, dilly, dilly, lavender green You'll be a king, dilly, dilly, I will be your queen.QUINTET:Oop-doo-weep, Oop-doo-weep, dilly dilly, Hop dee ooh bee doo bow!NICK:No one saying do this,JULIAN:Now when I said that...KRISTEN:No one saying be there!JULIAN:Now what I meant was...NICK:No one saying stop that!JULIAN:Look, what you don't realise...N & K:No one saying see here!JULIAN:NOW SEE HERE!NICK & Q:Let every creature go for broke and singLet's hear it in the herd and on the wingIt's gonna be King Simba's finest flingNICK:Oh, I just can't wait...QUINTET:Just can't wait....NICK & Q:To be king!Julian's Solo

JULIAN:When somebody loved me, everything was beautifulEvery hour we spent together, lives within my heartAnd when she was sad, I was there to dry her tearsAnd when she was happy, so was i, when she loved me.Through the summer and the fall, we had each other, that was allJust she and I together, like it was meant to beAnd when she was lonely, I was there to comfort herAnd I knew that she loved me.So the years went by, I stayed the sameAnd she began to drift away, I was left aloneStill I waited for the day, when she'd say "I will always love you."Lonely and forgotten, never thought she'd look my way,She smiled at me and held me, just like she used to do,Like she loved me, when she loved meWhen somebody loved me, everything was beautiful,Every hour we spent together, lives within my heartWhen she loved me.

Femininity

KRISTEN:It's so sad and lonely, wishing well, longing for someone you never see.DIANE:Make him love me// only, wishing wellKRISTEN:(on //) Make him love me onlyD & K:Won't you grant this favor to me?KRISTEN:I'm wishing...DIANE:I'm wishing...KRISTEN:For the one I love...DIANE:For the one I love...KRISTEN:To find me...DIANE:To find me...KRISTEN:Today.DIANE:Today. I'm hoping...KRISTEN:I'm hoping...DIANE:And I'm dreaming of...KRISTEN:And I'm dreaming of...DIANE:The nice things...KRISTEN:The nice things...DIANE:He'll say.KRISTEN:He'll say.DIANE:Tell me, wishing well...KRISTEN:Tell me, wishing well...DIANE:Will my wish come true?KRISTEN:Will my wish come with your magic spell,DIANE:With your magicKRISTEN:Won't you tell my loved one what to do?DIANE:Won't you tell my loved one?DIANE and KRISTEN simultaneously:DIANE: One song, I have but one song. One song, only for you. One heart, tenderly beating, Ever entreating, constantly true. One love, that has possessed me, One love, thrilling me through.KRISTEN: I'm wishing, I'm wishing, For the one I love. I'm hoping, I'm hoping, And I'm dreaming of... I'm wishing, I'm wishing, For the one I love.

D & K:One song, my heart keeps singing of one love,DIANE:Only for you.KRISTEN:I'm wishing.DIANE:Baby mine, don't you cryBaby mine, dry your eyesRest your head close to my heartNever to part, baby of mineLittle one when you playDon't you mind what you sayLet those eyes sparkle and shineNever a tear, baby of mineIf they knew sweet little youThey'd end up loving you tooAll those same people who scold youWhat they'd give just forThe right to hold youFrom your head to your toesYou're not much, goodness knowsBut you're so precious to meCute as can be, baby of mine KRISTEN:All right everyone, time to tidy things up!Come my little friends As we all sing a happy little working songMerry little voices clear and strongCome and roll your sleeves up So to speak and pitch inCleaning crud up in the kitchen As we sing alongDIANE:And youll trill a cheery tune in the tub As we scrub a stubborn mildew stainLug a hairball from the shower drainTo the gay refrain Of a happy working songK & D:Well keep singing without failOtherwise wed spoil itDIANE:Hosing down the garbage pail KRISTEN:And scrubbing up the toiletOoh!D & K:How we all enjoy letting loose with a little La-da-da-dum-dumWhile were emptying the vacu-umIts such fun to humA happy working song QUINTET:Oo-oohA happy working songKRISTEN:Oh, how strange a place to beTill Edward comes for me My heart is sighingDIANE:Still, as long as I am hereI guess a new experience Could be worth tryingKRISTEN:Hey! Keep drying!You could do a lot when you gotSuch a happy little tune to humDIANE:While youre sponging up the soapy scumWe adore each filthy chore That we determineK & D:So friends even though youre verminWere a happy working songDIANE:Singing as we fetch the detergent boxKRISTEN:Or the smelly shirts and the stinky socksQUINTET:Sing alongIf you cannot sing then hum alongAs were finishing our happy working song!KRISTEN:Ah...wasnt this fun?SARAH:Mama! I don't have time for cleaning!That's just gonna have to wait a whileAin't got time for messing aroundAnd it's not my styleThis old town can slow you downPeople taking the easy wayBut I know exactly where I'm goingGetting closer and closer every dayAnd I'm almost there, I'm almost therePeople down here think I'm crazy, but I don't careTrials and tribulations, Ive had my shareThere ain't nothing gonna stop me now cause I'm almost thereI remember Daddy told me: Fairytales can come trueYou gotta make 'em happen, it all depends on you"So I work real hard each and every dayNow things for sure are going my wayJust doing what I doLook out boys, I'm coming throughAnd I'm almost there, I'm almost therePeople gonna come here from everywhereAnd I'm almost thereI'm almost thereThere's been trials and tribulationsYou know I've had my shareBut I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the riverAnd I'm almost there, I'm almost thereI'm almost there!

MANLINESS

JULIAN:I know that your powers of retentionAre as wet as a warthog's backsideBut thick as you are, pay attentionMy words are a matter of prideIt's clear from your vacant expressionsThe lights are not all on upstairsBut we're talking kings and successionsEven you can't be caught unawaresSo prepare for a chance of a lifetimeBe prepared for sensational newsA shining new era is tiptoeing nearerALICE:And where do we feature?JULIAN:Just listen to teacherI know it sounds sordidBut you'll be rewardedWhen at last I am given my duesAnd injustice deliciously squaredBe prepared! QUINTET: Dig, and dig, and dig, and diggety... (x6 under next lines)NICK:Hey nonny nonny, ho nonny nonny!JULIAN:Oh, how I love it!NICK:Hey nonny nonny, ho nonny nonny!JULIAN:Riches for cheap!NICK:Hey nonny nonny, ho nonny nonny!J & N:There'll be heaps of it,JULIAN:And I'll be on top of the heap!QUINTET: ...diggety diggety dig!JULIAN:My rivals back home, It's not that I'm bitterBut think how they'll squirm when they see how I glitter!The ladies at court will all be on TwitterThe king will reward me, he'll knight me ... no, lord me!It's mine, mine, mine for the takingIt's mine, boys, mine me that gold!With those nuggets dug it's glory they'll gimmeMy dear friend, King Jimmy will probably build me a shrineJULIAN & Q: When all of the gold JULIAN: is MINE.QUINTET:Dig and dig and dig and diggetyDig and dig and dig and diggety-dig!NICK:All of my life, I have searched for a land like this oneA wilder, more challenging country I couldn't designHundreds of dangers await and I don't plan to miss oneIn a land I can claim, a land I can tame, the greatest adventure is mine!

NICK:JULIAN:QUINTET:

Mine...mine...

Make this island my land!

This land we behold

A man can be bold!

Mine!Hey nonny nonny nonny Keep on working, ladsDon't be shirking, ladsMine, boys, mineMine me that gold!Beautiful goldMake this island my land!Make the mounds big, boysI'd help you to dig, boysBut I've got this crick in me spine

This beauty untold

It all can be sold!And the goldIs ...Mine!Mine!Mine!Mine!

It's MINE.Mine...Find a mother lode then find another load!Dig! Dig! and diggety Dig! Dig! for that gold!Make this island my land!Dig!Dig!Dig!Dig!

So go for the goldWe know which is hereAll the riches hereFrom this minuteThis land and what's in it isDig and dig and diggety-dig!Hey nonny nonny nonny

NICK:Let's get down to business to defeat the HunsDid they send me daughters when I asked for sons?You're the saddest bunch I ever metBut you can bet before we're throughMister, I'll make a man out of youTranquil as a forest but on fire withinOnce you find your center you are sure to winYou're a spineless, pale, pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'll make a man out of youMIKE:I'm never gonna catch my breathANDY:Say good-bye to those who knew meJULIAN:Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gymALICE:This guy's got 'em scared to deathMANDY:Hope he doesn't see right through meSARAH:Now I really wish that I knew how to swimJ&QMEN:Be a manNICK:We must be swift as the coursing riverJ&QMEN:Be a manNICK:With all the force of a great typhoonJ&QMEN:Be a manNICK:With all the strength of a raging fireMysterious as the dark side of the moon QUINTET:Be a manN & J:We must be swift as the coursing riverQUINTET:Be a manN & J:With all the force of a great typhoonQUINTET:Be a manN & J:With all the strength of a raging fireALL: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon MIKE:I have often dreamed of a far off placeWhere a hero's welcome will be waiting for meWhere the crowds will cheer when they see my faceAnd a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to beI will find my way, I can go the distanceI'll be there someday if I can be strongI know every mile will be worth my whileI will go most anywhere to feel like I belong.JULIAN:I'd given up hope that someone would come alongA fellow who'd ring the bell for once, not the gongThe kind who wins trophies, won't settle for low feesAt least semi-pro fees but no - I get the greenhornI've been out to pasture pal, my ambition goneContent to spend lazy days and to graze my lawnBut you need an advisor, a satyr, but wiserA good merchandiser and oohh!There goes my ulcer!I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's youThough, kid, you're not exactly a dream come trueI've trained enough turkeys who never came throughYou're my one last hope so you'll have to doTo be a true hero, kid, is a dying artLike painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heartIt takes more than sinew comes down to what's in youYou have to continue to growNow that's more like it!I'm down to one last shot and my last high noteBefore that blasted Underworld gets my goatMy dreams are on you kid, go make 'em come true!Climb that uphill slope, keep pushing that envelopeYou're my one last hope and, kid, it's up to you.ANDY:I'm malicious, mean and scary, my sneer could curdle dairyAnd violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanestBut despite my evil look and my temper, and my hookI've always yearned to be a concert pianistCan'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medleyThank you!'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dreamALL:He's got a dream! He's got a dream!ANDY:See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!Though I do like breaking femursYou can count me with the dreamersLike everybody else I've got a dream!ALL:La la la la la la la la la la la la la!JULIAN: I've got scars and lumps and bruises plus something here that oozesAnd let's not even mention my complexionBut despite my extra toes And my goiter, and my noseI really want to make a love connectionCan't you see me with a special little ladyRowin' in a rowboat down the stream?Though I'm one disgusting blighterI'm a lover, not a fighter 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!I've got a dream!OTHERS:He's got a dream!JULIAN:I've got a dream!OTHERS:He's got a dream!JULIAN:And I know one day romance will reign supreme!Though my face leaves people screamingThere's a child behind it, dreaming,Like everybody else I've got a dreamMIKE:Tor would like to quit and be a floristANDY:Gunther does interior designALICE:Ulf is into mimeSARAH:Attila's cupcakes are sublimeQUINTET:Bruiser knitsKiller sewsFang does little puppet showsD & K:And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!NICK:I have dreams, like you -- no, really!Just much less touchy-feelyThey mainly happen somewherewarm and sunnyOn an island that I ownTanned and rested and aloneSurrounded by enormous piles of moneyMANDY:I've got a dream!OTHERS:She's got a dream!MANDY:I've got a dream!OTHERS:She's got a dream!MANDY:I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower --Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream!J, N, K & D:She's got a dream!QUINTET:He's got a dream!J, N, K & D:They've got a dream!ALL:We've got a dream!So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme!We're one big team!ALICE:Call us brutal --MIKE:Sick --ANDY:Sadistic --JULIAN:And grotesquely optimisticALL:Cause way down deep inside we've got a dream!ANDY:I've got a dream!JULIAN:I've got a dream!MIKE:I've got a dream!NICK:I've got a dream!SARAH:I've got a dream!MANDY:I've got a dream!KRISTEN:I've got a dream!ALL:Yes way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeahh!

Neverland

KRISTEN:But Peter, how do you get to Neverland?NICK:Fly, of course!KRISTEN:Fly?NICK:It's easy! All you have to do is to... well, is to... well, that's funny.KRISTEN: What's the matter? Don't you know?NICK:Oh, sure, it's just that I never thought about it before. Say, that's it.Think of a wonderful thought...KRISTEN:Any happy little thought?Think of Christmas!NICK:Think of snow.KRISTEN:Think of sleighbells!NICK:Off you go!N&QMEN:Like reindeer in the sky!K&QGIRLS:Ahhhh!K, N & Q:You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!KRISTEN:Think of a mermaid lagoon, underneath a magic moon.NICK:All it takes is faith and trust, plus a little pixie dust.Now kiss the groundK, N & Q:Goodbye! You can fly! You can fly! You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!N&QMEN:You can touch every star in the sky.KRISTEN:Is the the miracle that I've been dreaming of?So this is love, mmm, So this is loveSo this is what makes life divineI'm all aglow, mmm, and now I knowThe key to all heaven is mineMy heart has wings, mmm, and I can flyQUINTET:And you can fly.KRISTEN:I'll touch ev'ry star in the skyQUINTET: Ev'ry star in the skySo this is the miracle that I've been dreaming ofMmmmmm, mmmmm, So this is love.QUINTET:Your heart has wings.KRISTEN:So this is love!QUINTET:And you can fly!KRISTEN:And I can fly!DIANE:I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid.NICK:Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?DIANE:I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonderOver, sideways and under on a magic carpet rideA whole new world, a new fantastic point of viewNICK:No one to tell us no or where to goDIANE:Or say we're only dreamingA whole new worldNICK:A dazzling place I never knewD & N:But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clearDIANE:That now I'm in a whole new world with youNICK:Now I'm in a whole new world with youDIANE:Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelingSoaring, tumbling, freewheelingthrough an endless diamond skyNICK:A whole new worldDIANE:Every turn a surpriseNICK:With new horizons to pursueDIANE:Every moment red-letterD & N:I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spareLet me share this whole new world with youNICK:A whole new worldDIANE:A whole new worldNICK:That's where we'll beDIANE:That's where we'll beNICK:A thrilling chaseDIANE:A wondrous placeD & N:For you and me. QUINTET:Up you go to a high and ho to the stars beyond the moon/There's a neverland waiting for you.WOMEN:Where all your happy dreams come true.QUINTET:Ev'ry dream that you dream will come true.JULIAN:Well Ali Baba had them forty thievesScheherezad-ie had a thousand talesBut master you in luck 'cause up your sleevesYou got a brand of magic never failsYou got some power in your corner nowSome heavy ammunition in your campYou got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and howSee all you gotta do is rub that lampAnd I'll say Mister Aladdin, sirWhat will your pleasure be?Let me take your order, jot it downYou ain't never had a friend like meNo no noLife is your restaurantAnd I'm your maitre d'C'mon whisper what it is you wantYou ain't never had a friend like meYes sir, we pride ourselves on serviceYou're the boss, the king, the shahSay what you wish, it's yours! True dishHow about a little more Baklava?Have some of column "A", try all of column "B"I'm in the mood to help you dudeYou ain't never had a friend like me QGIRLS:You ain't never had a friend, never had a friendQBOYS:You ain't never had a friend, never had a friendJULIAN:You ain't never had a friend like meYou ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Under The Sea

ANDY:Listen to me. The human world, it's a mess. Life under da sea is better dan anyting dey got up dere!SARAH:Da seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.M & M:You dream about going up there, but dat is a big mistake.ANDY:Just look...QUINTET:Just look at the world around you, right here on de ocean floorANDY:Such won...QUINTET:Such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking more?NICK:Under da sea, under da sea.Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me.Up on da shoreN&QMEN:Dey work all day,NICK:Out in de sundayN&QGIRLS:Dey slave ayway.QUINTET:De newt play da flute, de carp play da harp, da plaice play da bass,MANDY:And dey soundin' sharp!SARAH:De bass play de brassALICE:De chub play de tubNICK:Da fluke is da duke of soul.ANDY:Yeah!QUINTET:De ray he can play, de lings on de strings, De trout rockin' out, de blackfish she singsDe smelt and de sprat dey know it's at.NICK & Q:An' oh, dat blowfish blow!NICK:Under da sea.QUINTET:Under da sea.NICK:Under da sea.QUINTET:Under da sea.NICK:When the sardine begin the beguine it's music to me.QUINTET:It's music to me.NICK & Q:What do they got, a lot of sand?NICK:We got a QUINTET:Hot crustacean band!ANDY:Yeah!NICK & Q:Each little snail here know how to wail here, dat's why it's hotter under da water!NICK:Ya we in luck here down in the muck hereNICK & Q:Under da sea.KRISTEN:Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?Wouldn't you think I'm the girlThe girl who has everything?Look at this trove, treasures untoldHow many wonders can one cavern hold?Looking around here you thinkSure, she's got everythingI've got gadgets and gizmos a-plentyI've got whozits and whatzits galoreYou want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!But who cares? No big deal. I want moreI wanna be where the people areI wanna see, wanna see them dancin'Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?Oh - feet!Flippin' your fins, you don't get too farLegs are required for jumping, dancingStrolling along down a - what's that word again? Street!Up where they walk, up where they runUp where they stay all day in the sunWanderin' free - wish I could bePart of that worldWhat would I give if I could live out of these waters?What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?Bet'cha on land they understandThat they don't reprimand their daughtersBright young women, sick of swimmin', ready to standAnd ready to know what the people knowAsk 'em my questions and get some answersWhat's a fire and why does it - what's the word? Burn?When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?Far from Skid Row, I dream I'll go, somewhere that's greenOut of the sea, wish I could be, part of that world DIANE:I admit that in the past I've been a nastyThey weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witchBut you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my waysRepented, seen the light, and made a switch. True? Yesss.And I fortunately know a little magicIt's a talent that I always have possessedAnd here lately, please don't laugh,I use it on behalfOf the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)QUINTET:Poor unfortunate soulsDIANE:In pain, in needThis one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girlAnd do I help them? Yes, indeed.QUINTET:Those poor unfortunate soulsDIANE:Go ahead! Make your choice!I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all dayIt won't cost much. Just your voice!QUINTET:You poor unfortunate soulDIANE:It's sad but trueIf you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the tollTake a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scrollFlotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys, the boss is on a roll!This poor unfortunateD&QUINTET:SoulDIANE:Beluga sevruga, come winds of the Caspian SeaLarengix glaucitis et max laryngitis la voce to meNow, sing!KRISTEN:Aah...JULIAN:There you see her, sitting there across the way J & A:She dont got a lot to say, but theres something about her JULIAN:And you dont know why but youre dying to tryYou wanna MEN:kiss the girl NICK:Yes, you want herMIKE:Yi, yi, yi. NICK:Look at her, you know you do MIKE:Yi, yi, yi. N, J & An:Possible she wants you, too N & M:There is one way to MEN:Ask her NICK:It dont take a word OTHERS:(simultaneously) Not a word,NICK:Not a single word, go on andOTHERS:(simultaneously) Not a word, go on...MEN:Kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my, oh, my Look at the boy too shy Aint gonna kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Aint that sad, aint it shame, too bad You gonna miss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along Listen to the song, the song say kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play, do what the music say ANDY:You wanna MEN:kiss the girl Youve got to kiss the girl You wanna kiss the girl You gotta kiss the girl K & D:Just you and me, and I can be, part of your worldMEN:Kiss the girl, You've got to kiss the girl.

Kristen's SoloKRISTEN:Look at me, you may think you see who I really am But you'll never know me .Every day, it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask I can fool the world But I cannot fool my heart Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I've triedWhen will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly That burns with a need to know the reason why Why must we all conceal what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else for all time When will my reflection show who I am inside? When will my reflection show who I am inside? Animal MadnessQUINTET:Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful nightAnd we call it bella notteLook at the skies, they have stars in their eyesOn this lovely bella notte.Side by side with your loved one,You'll find enchantment here.The night will weave its magic spell,When the one you love is near!Oh this is the night, and the heavens are bright!SARAH:On this lovelyQUINTET:Bella notte! JULIAN:Les poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissonsLove to chop and to serve little fishFirst I cut off their heads then I pull out their bonesAh mes oui, c'est toujours delish.Les poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee, haw haw hawWith a cleaver I hack them in twoI pull out what's inside and I serve it up friedGod, I love little fishes, don't you? JULIAN:QUINTET:

Les poissons, les poissons,how I love les poissonsLove to chop and to serve little fishFirst I cut off their heads then I pull out their bonesAh mes oui, c'est toujours delish.This is the night,it's a beautiful night,Chop!Bella notte!Look at their heads,stars in their bones,(kiss noise)Bella Notte.

JULIAN:Side by side with your loved one,You'll find enchantment here.The night will weave its magic spell,When the one you love is near!Oh this is the night, and the heavens are bright!On this lovely bella notte! QUINTET:(simultaneously) Ahhhh!JULIAN:(moves to piano) OK class, 1, 2, 3 4!QUINTET:Do-mi-so-do-do-so-mi-doALICE:Every truly cultured music student knows,You must learn your scales and your arpeggios.Feel the music ringing from your chest and not your nose!When you sing your scales and your arpeggios.MANDY:If you're faithful to your daily practising,You will find your progress is encouraging.Do mi so mi do me so mi fa la so it goes!When you do your scales and your arpeggios.(Piano solo)ALL:Do mi so do do so mi doDo mi so do do so mi doThough at first it seems as though it doesn't showLike a tree ability will bloom and growIf you're smart you'll learn by heart what every artist knowsYou must sing your scales and your arpe-ee-eee-ggios! NICK:Once a lonely caterpillar sat and criedTo a sympathetic beetle by his sideI've got nobody to hug, I'm such an ug-i-ly bugThen a spider and a dragonfly repliedIf you're serious and want to win a brideCome along with us, to the glorious annual ugly bug ballCome on let's crawl QUINTET:Gotta crawl gotta crawlNICK:To the ugly bug ball QUINTET:To the ball to the ballNICK:And a happy time we'll have there, one and all at the ugly bug ball.DIANE:He's a tramp but they love himBreaks a new heart every dayHe's a tramp, they adore himAnd I only hope he'll stay that wayKRISTEN:He's a tramp, he's a scoundrelHe's a rounder, he's a cadHe's a tramp but I love himYes, and even I have got it pretty badDIANE:You can never tell when he'll show upHe'll give you plenty of troubleKRISTEN:I guess he's just a no-'count pupDIANE:But I wish that he were double

KRISTEN:He's a trampDIANE:He's a trampKRISTEN:He's a roverDIANE:He's a roverK & D:And there's nothing more to sayIf he's a tramp he's a good oneAnd I wish that I could travel his wayKRISTEN:You can never tell when he'll show upDIANE:He'll give you plenty of troubleK & D:I guess he's just a no-'count pupBut I wish that he were doubleHe's a tramp, he is a roverAnd there's nothing more to sayIf he's a tramp he's a good oneAnd I wish that I could travel his wayKRISTEN:Bow-wow!K & D:I wish that I could travel his wayDIANE:Bow-wow!K & D:I wish that I could travelKRISTEN:His way!DIANE:(scat)K & D:Boo-pa-doo-pa-doo-pa-doo-pa-doop..DIANE:What a dog!

Silly Symphony JULIAN:If you're chased around by trouble,DIANE:And you're followed by a jinx,JULIAN:I'll jinx your troubleDIANE:And trouble your jinxJ & D:In less than forty winks.NICK:If your mind is in a ditherKRISTEN:And your heart is in a haze,NICK:I'll haze your ditherKRISTEN:And dither your hazeALL:With a magic phrase. It's...JULIAN:SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousEven though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousOTHERS:Um-diddle-liddle-liddle, um diddle ay! Um-diddle-liddle-liddle, um diddle ay!JULIAN:Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad!But then one day I learned a word that saved my aching nose,The biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes!ALL:It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!DIANE:Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,NICK:If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious,ALL:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Um-diddle-liddle-liddle, um diddle ay! Um-diddle-liddle-liddle, um diddle ay!Hi-diddle-liddle-liddle, Hi diddle lee! Hi-diddle-liddle-liddle, hi diddle lee!Hi-diddle-hi-diddle-hi-diddle-hi-diddle-hi-diddle-hi! (KRISTEN cadenza)KRISTEN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee, an actor's life for me,JULIAN:A high silk hat and a silver cane,DIANE:A watch of gold with a diamond chain.ALL:Hi-diddle-dee-doo, you sleep till after two.NICK:You promenade with a big cigar,DIANE:You tour the world in a private car,KRISTEN:You dine on chicken and caviar, an actor's life for me!ALL:Diddle-dee-dee, a chim-chim-chim-cher-ee!It's great to be a celebrity!KRISTEN:Dum.OTHERS:Tee dum,KRISTEN:Tee dee,OTHERS:Tee dee,KRISTEN:A-tee-dle-ee doh-tee-day. Tee dum,OTHERS:Tee dum,KRISTEN:Tee dee,OTHERS:Tee dee,ALL:It's part of the game we play.KRISTEN:Tee dum,OTHERS:Tee dum,KRISTEN:Tee dee,OTHERS:Tee dee,ALL:The words are easy to say.KRISTEN:Just a teedle-ee-dum, a teedle-ee-doh tee-day.DIANE:Just a teedle-ee-dum, a teedle-ee-doh tee-day.KRISTEN:Oh, a teedle-ee-dum, a zip-adee-doo-dah day.Wonderful day!OTHERS:Wonderful day!KRISTEN:Wonderful feeling. Wonderful day!OTHERS:Wonderful day!KRISTEN:It's the truth, it's act-ch'll.K, J & N:Everything is satisfact-ch'llDIANE:Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ayMy, oh my what a wonderful day!Plenty of sunshine heading my wayZip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ayMister Bluebird on my shoulderKRISTEN:It's the truth, it's actch'llDIANE:Ev'rything is satisfactch'llALL:Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ayMy, oh my DIANE:What a wonderful day!MEN:What a wonderful...ALL:Plenty of sunshine heading my wayZip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee..JULIAN:Zip-a-deeDIANE:Zip-a-deeJULIAN:Zip-a-deeDIANE:Zip-a-deeJULIAN:Zip-a-deeDIANE:Zip-a-deeJULIAN:Zip-a-deeKRISTEN:Doo-dah,JULIAN:Zip-a-deeDIANE:BibbidiJULIAN:Zip-a-deeDIANE:BibbidiNICK:Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-booPut 'em together and what have you got?Bibbidi-bobbidi-booSalagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-booIt'll do magic, believe it or notBibbidi-bobbidi-booSalagadoola means KRISTEN:Menchicka boolerooNICK:But the thingmabob that does the job isJULIAN:Bibbidi!DIANE:Bobbidi!KRISTEN:Boo!ALL:Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-booNICK:Put 'em together and what have you got?

KRISTEN:DIANE:NICK:JULIAN:

Dum, tee dee, ateedle-e-doh tee day teedum, tee dee, it'spart of the game we play. Teedum, tee dee, thewords are easy to say, just ateedle-e-dum, a teedle-e-dee, ateedle-e-doh-tee-day!Salagadoola menchicka boola Bibbidi-bobbidi-booPut 'em together and what have you got?Bibbidi-bobbidi-booSalagadoola menchicka boola Bibbidi-bobbidi-booIt'll do magic, believe it or not Bibbidi-bobbidi-booBibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo diddle-deeDee! Anactor's life isZip-a-dee-ay!Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo diddle-deeDoo!Wonderful feeling!Wonderful day!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

ALL:Ho hum, the tune is dumb, the words don't mean a thing!Isn't this a silly song for anyone to sing?

KRISTEN:DIANE:NICK:JULIAN:

TeeDum, tee dee, ateedle-e-doh tee day teedum, tee dee, it'spart of the game we play. Oh,Zipadee, Bibbidi, Zipadee, Bibbidi,Zipadee, Bibbidi, Zipadeedoo!Zipadee, Bibbidi, Zipadee, Bibbidi,Zip!Oh,Salagadoola menchicka boola Bibbidi-bobbidi-booPut 'em together and what have you got?Bibbidi-bobbidi-booSalagadoola menchicka boola Bibbidi-bobbidi-booIt'll do magic, believe it or not Bib-(yodeling)(yodeling)(yodeling)(yodeling)(yodeling) It's ourproblem freePhiLosophyIt'sSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticex-

ANDY:Hakuna Ma-ALL:Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Deedle-lee-dee! Zip-a-doo-dah-docious!Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Deedle-lee-dee! Zip-a-doo-dah-docious!Aliexpiisticfragicalirupus!K,D,J&N:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!QUINTET:M-I-CK,D,J&K:Docious!QUINTET:K-E-YALL:M-O-U-S...Supercalifragilisticexpialido-oh-cious! Atrocious!

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Entr'acte

QUINTET:Oh, let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height!Let's go fly a kite and send it soaringUp QGIRLS:through the atmosphereQUINTET:Up QMEN:where the air is clearQUINTET:Oh, let's go fly a kite! ALL:Oh, let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height!Let's go fly a kite and send it soaringMEN:Up through the atmosphere,WOMEN:Ahh!Up where the air is clear!Ahh!ALL:Oh let's go fly a kite, fly a kite, fly a kite.

DreamgiverJULIAN:Out among the stars I sailed, way beyond the moonIn my silver ship I sailed in a dream that ended too soon.Now I know exactly who I am and what I'm here for.And I will go sailing no more.KRISTEN:What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twiceThe water's always changing, always flowingBut people, I guess, can't live like that, we all must pay a priceTo be safe, we lose our chance of ever knowingK&QGIRLS:What's around the riverbendWaiting just around the riverbendK & Q:I look once moreKRISTEN:Just around the riverbendK & Q:Beyond the shoreKRISTEN:Where the gulls fly freeK & Q:Don't know what forK&QGIRLS:What I dream the day might sendK & Q:Just around the riverbend , for me...NICK:Oh, I can see there's so much to learnN & Q:It's all so close and yet so farBeyond the trees, above the cloudsOh, I just know there's something bigger out there.ALL:I wanna know, can you show me? I wanna know 'bout these strangers like me.Tell me more, please show me.Something's familiar 'bout these strangers like me.D, Ma & A:Come with me now to see+ MEN:My worldK, S & MEN:Where there's beauty beyond your dreamsD, Ma & Al: Can you feel the things+MEN:I feelD, Ma & Al:Right+MEN:NowALL:With you? Take my hand, there's a world I need to knowJust around the riverbend.DIANE:You think the only people who are peopleAre the people who look and think like youBut if you walk the footsteps of a strangerYou'll learn things you never knew you never knewHave you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moonOr let the eagle tell you where he's been?We need to sing with all the voices of the mountainWe need to paint with all the colors of the windYou can own the Earth and still, all you'll own is Earth untilYou can paint with all the colors of the wind KRISTEN:Just around the riverbendNICK:Beyond the shoreJULIAN:Somewhere past the sea.ALL:Don't know what for.KRISTEN:Why do all my dreams extendK, S & Ma:Just around the riverbend?J & An:Just around the riverbend?N & Mi:Just around the riverbend?K, S & Ma:Just around the riverbend?D & Al:Just around the riverbend?J & An:Just around the riverbend?ALL:And do you still waitKRISTEN:for me, Dreamgiver?ALL:Just around the riverbend.

Nick's SoloNICK: What's this? What's this? There's color everywhereWhat's this? There's white things in the airWhat's this? I can't believe my eyesI must be dreaming, wake up, Jack, this isn't fairWhat's this?What's this? What's this? There's something very wrongWhat's this? There's people singing songsWhat's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughingEverybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this?There are children throwing snowballs instead of throwing headsThey're busy building toys and absolutely no one's deadThere's frost on every window, oh, I can't believe my eyesAnd in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from insideOh, look, what's this? They're hanging mistletoe, they kissWhy that looks so unique, inspiredThey're gathering around to hear a story roasting chestnuts on a fireWhat's this? What's this?In here they've got a little tree, how queerAnd who would ever think and why?They're covering it with tiny little things, they've got electric lights on stringsAnd there's a smile on everyone so, now, correct me if I'm wrongThis looks like fun, this looks like funOh, could it be I got my wish? What's this?Oh my, what now? The children are asleepBut look, there's nothing underneathNo ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them or ensnare them,only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland. What's this?The monsters are all missing and the nightmares can't be foundAnd in their place there seems to be good feeling all aroundInstead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the airThe smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhereThe sights, the sounds, they're everywhere and all aroundI've never felt so good beforeThis empty place inside of me is filling upI simply cannot get enoughI want it, oh, I want it, oh, I want it for my ownI've got to know, I've got to knowWhat is this place that I have found? What is this? Christmas Town, hmm... VillainyDIANE:Cruella De Vil, Cruella De VilIf she doesn't scare you no evil thing willTo see her is to take a sudden chillCruella, Cruella De VilThe curl of her lips, the ice in her stareAll innocent children had better bewareShe's like a spider waiting for the killLook out for Cruella De VilAt first you think Cruella is the devilBut after time has worn away the shockYou come to realize you've seen her kind of eyesWatching you from underneath a rock!This vampire bat, this inhuman beastShe ought to be locked up and never releasedThe world was such a wholesome place untilCruella, Cruella De VilJULIAN:Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scaredSo you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, haYou're jokin', you're jokin', I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be, this can't be the right guyHe's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worseI might just split a seam now if I don't die laughing first When Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at handYou'd better pay attention now 'cause I'm the Boogie ManAnd if you aren't shakin' then there's something very wrong'Cause this may be the last time now that you hear the boogie song, ohhhQUINTET:OhhhJULIAN:OhhhQUINTET:OhhhJULIAN:OhhhQUINTET:Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie ManANDY:Release me now or you must face the dire consequencesThe children are expecting me so please, come to your sensesJULIAN:You're jokin', you're jokin', I can't believe my earsWould someone shut this fella up, I'm drownin' in my tearsIt's funny, I'm laughing you really are too muchAnd now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuffANDY:What are you going to do? JULIAN:I'm gonna do the best I can.Oh, the sound of rollin' dice to me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man although I don't play fairIt's much more fun, I must confess when lives are on the lineNot mine, of course, but yours, old boy, now that'd be just fineANDY:Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous actJULIAN:Oh, brother, you're something, you put me in a spinYou aren't comprehending the position that you're inIt's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie and you ain't going nowhereKRISTEN:You want to go outside? Why, Rapunzel...!Look at you, as fragile as a flowerStill a little sapling, just a sproutYou know why we stay up in this towerMANDY:I know, but...KRISTEN:That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dearGuess I always knew this day was comingKnew that soon you'd want to leave the nestSoon, but not yetMANDY:But --KRISTEN:Shh! Trust me, pet. Mother knows bestMother knows best, listen to your mother, it's a scary world out thereMother knows best, one way or another, something will go wrong, I swearRuffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand, cannibals and snakesThe plagueMANDY:No!KRISTEN:Yes!MANDY:But --KRISTEN:Also large bugs, men with pointy teeth, and stop, no more, you'll just upset meMother's right here, mother will protect you, darling, here's what I suggestSkip the drama, stay with mama, mother knows best.Mother knows best, take it from your mumsy, on your own, you won't surviveSloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy, please, they'll eat you up aliveGullible, nave, positively grubby, ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vaguePlus, I believe, gettin' kinda chubby, I'm just saying 'cause I wuv youMother understands, mother's here to help you, all I have is one requestRapunzel?MANDY:Yes?KRISTEN:Don't ever ask to leave this tower again.MANDY:Yes, Mother.KRISTEN:I love you very much, dear.MANDY:I love you more.KRISTEN:I love you most.Don't forget it, you'll regret it Mother knows best!NICK:Don't you disrespect me little man!Don't you derogate or deride!You're in my world now, not your worldAnd I got friends on the other side!QUINTET:He's got friends on the other side...NICK:That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick. Don't worry...NICK:Sit down at my table, put your minds at easeIf you relax it will enable me to do anything I pleaseI can read your future, I can change it 'round some, tooI'll look deep into your heart and soul (you do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?)Make your wildest dreams come true!I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried!And I got friends on the other side.QUINTET:He's got friends on the other side!NICK:The cards, the cards, the cards will tellThe past, the present, and the future as well!The cards, the cards, just take threeTake a little trip into your future with me!Yes... Are you ready?:QUINTET:Are you ready?NICK:Are you ready?Transformation central!QUINTET:Transformation central!NICK:Reformation central!QUINTET:Reformation central!NICK:Transmogrification central! Can you feel it?You're changin', you're changin', you're changin', all right!I hope you're satisfiedBut if you ain't, don't blame meYou can blame my friends on the other side!QUINTET:You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!Hush... Tale As Old As TimeJULIAN:You've been dreaming just one dream nearly all your lifeHoping, scheming, just one theme, will you be a wife?Will you be some HE-MAN's property?Good news, that he-man's me.Now picture this a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire. My little wife massaging my feet. While the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. Why, we'll have six or seven.KRISTEN:Dogs?JULIAN:No, Belle! Strapping boys! Like me.KRISTEN:Imagine that...JULIAN:I can see that we will share all that love impliesWe shall be the perfect pair, rather like my thighsYou are face-to-face with destiny.All roads lead to, the best things in life are, all's well that ends with ME.Escape me, there's no way, certain as do-re, Belle when you marry...So Belle, what'll it be? Is it Yes or is it OH YES?KRISTEN:I...I just don't deserve you.JULIAN:Who does?MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!KRISTEN:But thanks for asking!JULIAN:Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!MIKE:Darn right.JULIAN:Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.MIKE:More beer?JULIAN:What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.MIKE:Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumpsEv'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumpsThere's no man in town as admired as you, you're ev'ryone's favorite guyEv'ryone's awed and inspired by you and it's not very hard to see whyNo one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as GastonNo one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston'sFor there's no man in town half as manly, perfect, a pure paragon!You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!QUINTET:No one's been like Gaston, a king pin like GastonALICE:No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston JULIAN:As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!QUINTET:My what a guy, that Gaston!Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"MANDY:Gaston is the best and the rest is all dripsQUINTET:No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like GastonANDY:In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!SARAH:For there's no one as burly and brawnyJULIAN:As you see I've got biceps to spareDIANE:Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawnyJULIAN:That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!QUINTET:No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like GastonKRISTEN:In a spitting match nobody spits like GastonJULIAN:I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!QUINTET:Ten points for Gaston!JULIAN:When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs ev'ry morning to help me get largeAnd now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge!QUINTET:No one shoots like Gaston, makes those beauts like GastonNICK:Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston JULIAN:I use antlers in all of my decorating!ALL:My what a guy, Gaston! ALICE:There's something sweet, and almost kindANDY:But he was meanSARAH:And he was coarseMIKE:And unrefined!MANDY:And now he's dear, and so unsureMEN:I wonder why we didn't see it there before.ALICE:Tale as old as time,ANDY:Perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before.SARAH:Tune as old as song!MIKE:There may be something there that wasn't there before.NICK:Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly.KRISTEN:Just a little change, small to say the least,QUINTET:Both a little scared, neither one prepared..KRISTEN:There's been a change in me, a kind of moving onThough what I used to be I still depend onFor now I realize that good can come from badThat may not make me wise but oh it makes me gladAnd I-- I never thought I'd leave behindMy childhood dreams but I don't mindFor now I love the world I seeNo change of heart a change in meFor in my dark despair I slowly understoodMy perfect world out there had disappeared for goodBut in it's place I feel, a truer life beginAnd it's so good and real, it must come from withinAnd I-- I never thought I'd leave behind My childhood dreams but I don't mindI'm where and who I want to beNo change of heart, a change in me No change of heart , a change in me