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Now 40% larger than last year

Quality property portfolio

All properties covered by gas certificate/electric certificate/EPC

Assistance with setting up bills

General advice to students

24 hr emergency call-‐out number and service

Longer opening hours: 8am -‐ 9pmBy appointment only after 5.30pm Mon -‐ Fri

Saturday 9am -‐ 6pm. By appointment only after 4pm

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Landlords -‐ We are still actively looking for quality properties close to UEA

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email: admin@goldentriangleproperties.co.ukwww.goldentriangleproperties.co.uk

OPENING TIMESMonday-­Friday 9am-­5.30pm

Saturday 10am-­4pm

Three Sc

oreDereham Road

Golden

Triang

le West Earlham

Dear Betty and Ted

Norwich Accommodation

Agency

Tel: 01603 611145

RESIDENTIAL LETTING AGENT

STUDENT ACCOMMODATIONBURY STREET Furnished ‘over the passage’ Terraced House, 3 double beds, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hAVENUE ROAD Furnished Terraced Houses, 3 beds, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hWINTER ROAD Furnsihed Terraced Houses, 4 beds, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hPORTLAND STREET Furnished Flat, 4 double beds, lounge, kitchen / diner, bathroom, gas c/hYORK STREET Furnished End Terraced House, 4 beds (1 en-­suite), lounge, kitchen / diner, bathroom, gas c/hWARWICK STREET Furnished ‘Hall Entrance’ Terraced House, 4 beds, lounge / diner, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hMILL HILL ROAD Furnished ‘Hall Entrance’ Terraced House, 4 beds, lounge, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hTHORPE ROAD Furnished End Terraced House, 4 beds, lounge, study, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, shower room, gas c/hYORK STREET Furnished ‘Hall Entrance’ Terraced House, 5 beds, lounge kitchen, bathroom, gas c/hTRINITY STREET Furnished Terraced House, 5 beds, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, gas c/h

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Taxi Trucks are highly reputable specialists in local and long distance re-­

moval services. We have 1.5, 3.5 and 7.5 tonne trucks available and we

also have containerised storage facilities on site.

We strive to achieve high standards of service to all our customers

Based in Norwich Norfolk, our services are available to all domestic and

commercial clients.

Our prices are fully inclusive of all costs, and our Student packages are

always popular especially at the end of a semester;; when a student just

wants to get home we can simply send a van at a pre-­arranged time to

transport all their belongings back to a secure storage facility where it can

be either stored individually or shrink wrapped and tagged onto a pallet in

a locked room safely until their back for next term, then transported back

to either their room house or new lodgings.