cpl. william f. reardon disabled american veterans 508 -828...
TRANSCRIPT
Cpl William F ReardonDisabled American Veterans
Chapter 57 NewsletterPO BOX 57
Taunton MA 02780Website
httpdavtauntontripodcomE-Mail
Davch57yahoocom
CHAPTER OFFICERS508 -828-1808
Commander Mort MorinSr Vice Commander Leroy CrossmanJr Vice Commander Bruce CrossmanAdjutant Paul WaldronTreasurer Martin FoxChaplain Louie DemersOfficer of The Day William LaliberteSergeant At Arms Stephen HortonService Officer John FieldingService Officer Mort MorinLegislative Officer Martin FoxArmorer Frank Ardita
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 1
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CHAPTER 57 FAMILY COOKOUT ANOTHERSUCCESS FOR 2007
Pictured above is a prize table set up at the Annualapter Cookout All prizes are donations for the cookoutThis year the annual cookout was held on August 18
th It
s a fine sunny day with low humidity The breezeseatened to blow paper around but it eventually died downOver fifty were in attendance at this years annual evente suspect some people simply forgot to check theirlendars There was ample food for all and as usual ouranizers cooks and volunteers did a great job
We must mention members LeRoy Crossman our Seniore Commander for his outstanding work with contributions
oking and overseeing the event Other members involvedluded Bill LaLiberte Norm Willoughby and Lou DemersNon-member volunteers that have helped with this eventthe past as well as this year include Earl Beckford Jimd Milly Scott and Dorothy Gomes To these fine peopleu have our heartfelt thanks and admiration You are truly
finest volunteers there ever have been Thank youThis event has continued to grow over the years We areking forward to next year and hope to see it expand evenre It is an afternoon filled with good food company andeThe cooking was once again superb The chickenbobs Hamburg Hot Dogs Kielbasa and Clam Cakesre all a delight The entire cookout went off without ach Maybe there were some but nobody noticed and aod time was had by all
COMMANDERrsquoS MESSAGEgin another year another season another sessionwhere we left offt off with planning for our Forget-Me-Not DriveShow our plans to deliver Good and Welfare to
shelters our members cookout and many morend wishful projects Our FMN Drive has startedivered Good amp Welfare to shelters In Pittsfieldton Worcester New Bedford Fall River as well asal disabled veterans and their kith and kin we bad
ccessful member cookout even bringing In Honefrom San Antonio Tern Our 25 Anniversary 51caught on camera and has been showing for severaleven had a Silver City Bulletin article about 1t Our
7 Show can now be seen on our web sitetripodcom thanks to the Norton community cable
ve accomplished beyond what we had planned forne Yet we must keep moving forward To plan forat a time - is small time potatoes We are a fairlyter We havenrsquot the right to sit back and say that wemplished our goals There are disabled veteransourselves out there that need help There are theirat arenrsquot doing too good There are newer disabledeing created ever day You and I cannot rely onr Chapter covering all the needy It takes all of theorking together to get the job done If it will ever
volunteer to help out on the Forget-Me-Not Drivelp out when we go to the hospital on a Patientsase help out when we call for volunteers for theor Guard Please contribute your help when we asksrdquo at a Parade or for a committee Please startnew members Please There are many ways youhapter 57 do a better jobut the season very shortly Would you please makeo come to the regular meetings We have so manyeterans out there that need our help You can make a Coming to the meetings Is a beginninging Irsquod like to toss out an ldquoAtta Boyrdquo thanks to one
bers who has contributed above and beyond Normy has worked on the newsletter and the 51 ShowWaldron the FMN Drive with Leroy Crossman andrte (among others) on the cookout driven patients
pital and filled in on a couple of other tasks Norms everything that the DAV is about
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 2
PRIZE DRAWING UPDATEWe have two different monetary prizes
at each meeting The first is a door prizewith a chance being given to everymember in attendance It is $2500 forsome lucky attendee at the meetingSecondly we have a Membershipdrawing which requires the member to bein attendance or forfeit the prize Thenames of each individual member aremaintained in a jar One name is drawn ateach meeting This drawing isprogressive in that the amount isincreased each month until won by amember who is in attendance
PRIZE DRAWINGS$2500 Attendance Door Prize
May -No MeetingApril ndash No MeetingMembership Prize
(If not present the prize is forfeited)May ndash No MeetingJune ndash No Meeting
57S CHAPLAINS CORNERHow we perceive things
is usually different than howothers see the same thingPerception is a mirror not afact And what I look on ismy state of mind reflectedoutward
As you know perception is part of oureveryday existence We perceive thingson a daily basis through our senses ofsight sound smell touch and taste Weall know that people have differences intheir perceptions
Descriptions of events often vary Thetaste of a food is different Written materialis interpreted in many ways Look at theBible How we react to fingernails on ablackboard Some perceive odors aspleasant and others donrsquot Some thinkthings slimy others as smooth Some likemushrooms others donrsquot
All of our perceptions come from ourmind and have been developed andinternalized The things we experience aresimply our mindrsquos mirror interpretingthings for us based on our assimilatedknowledge correct or incorrect Peoplecan change their perception with someadditional information
Perception is both good and bad Weare sometimes led to false conclusions Atother times we perceive needs and act toremedy them by talking with others andthen taking action The DAV does this onan on-going basis It is good to use yourperceptions but be wary of false onesCall 1-508-824-4920 or 1-774-526-3212
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CH 57 CALENDARThird Tuesdays
Meeting time - 630PM
lks Lodge 119 High StTaunton MA
TING DATES September 18 2007
October 16 2007November 20 2007
NTLY DEPARTED COMRADESArthur T McDermott
May 2007United States Army
to notify me about the sicknemembers God Bless until nex
Chaplain
World War II
ss or death oft editionLou Demers
forop
WALK ALONG WITH USIt is really great to see the new
ople coming in to meetings anding an active role in the Chapter
e have been seeking volunteersseveral projects and activities
d people are respondingOur Chapterrsquos work must go on
e have our annual The Forget--Not fund raising drive is upon
We always need help filling incant spots This is where we raise
funds that let us sponsor partiesthe VA Hospital purchase
thing and personal care items fortribution to Veterans Centers asll as the VA Hospitals You wouldwith other members during these
lunteer assignmentsAs we become move into ourw season and become moretive it is important that we look tor newer and younger members
ideas assistance We hope toe more participation frommbers of the former Chapter 36It is hoped that with newmbers volunteering we will havebenefit great new ideas and find
tter ways of doing what we dod continue our commitment to ourabled Veteran populationWe welcome all of our AuxiliaryVA members to fill in gaps in ouranization Together we can makeapter 57 --- OutstandingPlease consider joining our
tive ranks Call 508-828-1808more information about volunteer
portunities
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SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume5 Number 1 Page 3
FIRST KISS ContinuedBefore the rash is seen a bothersome itching burning or tinglingpain occurs This is the time to get to your healthcare provider forthe start of antiviral medication Once the fluid filled blistersoccur the rash will take two to four weeks to heal and as it healsthe pain usually also fades The bad news is that Shingles can leadto pain that persists for months and years This long term pain iscalled post herpetic neuralgia (PHN) and is difficult to treat Thepain can burn throb stab shoot interfere with sleeping eatingand the usual activities of life Even if you get prompt treatmentwith antiviral medication the chance of having PHN remains Theolder you are the longer the rash may last The older you are thepain seems to hurt more and last longer I wish to extend aninvitation to readers of this articlemdashsend me a note regarding yourexperience with shingles and its treatment If you want to learnmore about shingles check into ltshinglesinfocomgt on the webTed Figlock Taunton MA Edrsquos Note See related article onPage 4
HELP FOR VETERANS AT RISKRecently we had an inquiry about what to do with a veteran that
may be suicidal suffering from a mental illness PTSD or othermental problem such as depression The Urgent Care Unit at theBrockton VAMC is open twenty four hours a day seven days aweek It remains open to address just these kinds of issues onnights and weekends If someone you know needs Mental HealthServices please refer them there or take them there
Medical services are available there also They are not as fullyfunctioning for medical at night and on weekends But for Mental
ditorrsquos Note The following article was contributed by one ofhapter 57rsquos members We welcome Dr Thaddeus (Ted)iglock as a contributor to this newsletter He asks in the article
hat you write to him with your experience with this illnessopefully this is the first of many articles from our fellowember Ted welcome to the 57 Newsletter
YOUR VERY FIRST KISS
At last you were in her arms She waited for months to holdou and to shower you with kisses Most innocently everyother showers her newborn with kiss after kiss and so Herpes
implex virus type 1 is transmitted In the United States 999ercent of newborns are infected in this manner
The Herpesviridae are a family of eight viruses Their nameomes from the Greek word herpein which means lsquoto creeprdquond signifies the hidden and recurring infections typical of theroup We are all familiar with the cold sores caused by Herpesimplex virus type 1 and many of us have encountered Himplex virus type 2 which causes genital herpes This
roublemaker is responsible for the most prevalent sexuallyransmitted disease in the US with more than 50 millionictims Statistics show that 90 of those infected are unawaref their status
I hope you find this information somewhat interestingecause I want to tell you about the third member of this virusamily Varicella- zoste virus (VZV) that causes chickenpoxnd shingles Back in medical history it was first thought to be aild form of smallpox a ldquochickenrdquo form of the pox and the
pecks that appeared on the skin looked like the skin was peckedy chickens Prior to immunizations chickenpox was caught andurvived by almost every child More than 90 of adults inmerica have had chickenpox The virus can remain inactive in
ertain nerve roots for many years As years go by our body hasess defense against this virus than it had when younger
Recurrent chickenpox is called ldquoshinglesrdquo orrdquo zosterrdquo-bothords meaning ldquogirdlerdquo- the first from Latin the second fromreek The name relates to the linear distribution of a rash that
ppears on the skin following a nerve pathway Because nervesonrsquot cross the bodyrsquos midline the rash is limited to one side
Continued next column H
ealth Services it is fully functioning
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 4 Number 6 Page 4
ldquoTHE 57 SHOWrdquo CELEBRATES ITSrsquo 25th
EPISODEby Kim Matthews
On August 14th 2007 ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo taped their 25th episodeat the Taunton Community Access amp Media Inc studio inTaunton The program began taping one show a month back inAugust of 2005 It has been my pleasure to work with this group ofgentleman over the past 2 years
Chapter 57 refers to itself as ldquoThe Can-Do Chapterrdquo and judgingby their work on ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo- theyrsquore not kidding The show isproduced written edited and hosted entirely by members of theTaunton Chapter 57 Disabled American Veterans organization
The 25th episode included a commentary from the showsrsquo hostJohn Fielding and the showsrsquo news announcer Mort Morin as theyintroduced clips from the past 24 episodes of the programThere was also a 4 minute clip from former show co-host BobDoherty Doherty a former Prisoner of War WWII veteran andauthor hosted the show until recently and will now continue tocontribute to the show with monthly commentaries
Paul Waldron serves as the showrsquos organizer producer andeditor The production crew over the past two years has includedDick Lavoie Steve Horton Louie Demers Pete Fox and NormWilloughby Willoughby recently filled in as co-host and will doso in the future rotating with other Chapter 57 members who willalso co-host
ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo is a wonderful tool as it provides valuableinformation to veterans and their families about veterans benefitsmedical care and more
On behalf of myself and Taunton Community Access amp MediaInc Irsquod like to say congratulations Well done Letrsquos hope for 25more
The 57 Show airs on TCAM 15 (Taunton Channel 15) everyTuesday amp Thursday at 700pm Please tune in
Editorrsquos Note Show air times in other locations are as followsBerkley See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardDighton See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardEaston 9 Monday 830PMFreetown 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMLakeville 9 amp 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMMansfield See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardMiddleboro 9 Friday amp Saturday 600 amp 630PMNorton 15 Monday thru Sat 500 amp 530PMRaynham 9 Thursday 500PM
Mail us at DAV Chapter 57P O Box 57Taunton MA 02780
E-Mail us at Davch57yahoocom
The article below is a good follow-up to Dr Figlockrsquos articleon Pg This is from the website Militarycom
SINGLE INOCULATION PROVIDESPROTECTION
WASHINGTONmdashA vaccine for shingles whichDepartment of Veterans Affairs (VA) researchers helpeddevelop is available to veterans who are patients at VAmedical facilities nationwide
ldquoShingles can seriously degrade the quality of life for thosewho suffer from this diseaserdquo said Secretary of VeteransAffairs Jim Nicholson ldquoOffering this vaccine to our patients isfurther evidence of VArsquos commitment to provide world-classhealth care to Americarsquos veterans
ldquoVA will continue research that leads to real-life solutionslike the distribution of this shingles vaccine for patients at VAfacilities across the countryrdquo Nicholson added
VA physicians will offer the vaccine to patients withappropriate medical conditions usually those who are 60 yearsof age or older and have healthy immune systems A singledose of the vaccine offers protection against shingles which isscientifically named Herpes Zoster
VA researchers and patients from across the countryparticipated in studies which led to the vaccinersquos approval bythe Food and Drug Administration The vaccine is availableimmediately to those who are recommended for the treatment
NOTE No effective date was given in the article Thoseinterested in this vaccine should check on itrsquos availability withthe VA Hospital or ask their VA Primary Care Provider duringtheir appointment
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 5
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WWW islandterracecomIsland Terrace Nursing Home
ldquoWhere Our Family Cares For Yoursrdquo
PO Box 1237 57 Long Pond RoadLakeville MA 02347
Telephone FAX
(508) 947-0151 (508) 946-5335
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ldquoA VETERANrdquo
Whether active duty retired nationaluard or reserve - is someone who at oneoint in their life wrote a blank checkade payable to The United States ofmerica for an amount of up to and
ncluding my life - That is Honor andhere are way too many people in thisountry who no longernderstand it
-- Author Unknown
This was posted in the Together We Served Websiteewsletter It is appropriate and could be expanded toover Coast Guard and Merchant Marine(In time of war)
If yoursquore looking for an active DAV Chapterthen consider joining the innovative Chapter 57
Team We keep inventing evolving growingdonating helping caring and being
CAMI TV Studio Executive Director Kimberlyatthews is pictured at the old control panel during the
aping of one of our shows This young lady is a pleasureor our cast and crew of ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo to work withhe actually seems to look forward to the taping we don a monthly basis We always seem to have some newwist or challenge about the show She always has thenswers and the know how to get to the solution
Her assistant Patrick Hughes is bright and energeticnd always helps with our shows Our Thanks to Pat andim for all of their assistance
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
HPwarF
DP
aaoany fraudulent activities concerning their f
ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
TAUNTON COMMUNITY ACCESSamp MEDIA INC CHANNEL 15
Kimberly A MatthewsExecutive Director
45 Main Street Tel 508-824-2207Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508-824-5638
TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
Paivarsquos Catering
Portuguese American Food
John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
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20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
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Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 2
PRIZE DRAWING UPDATEWe have two different monetary prizes
at each meeting The first is a door prizewith a chance being given to everymember in attendance It is $2500 forsome lucky attendee at the meetingSecondly we have a Membershipdrawing which requires the member to bein attendance or forfeit the prize Thenames of each individual member aremaintained in a jar One name is drawn ateach meeting This drawing isprogressive in that the amount isincreased each month until won by amember who is in attendance
PRIZE DRAWINGS$2500 Attendance Door Prize
May -No MeetingApril ndash No MeetingMembership Prize
(If not present the prize is forfeited)May ndash No MeetingJune ndash No Meeting
57S CHAPLAINS CORNERHow we perceive things
is usually different than howothers see the same thingPerception is a mirror not afact And what I look on ismy state of mind reflectedoutward
As you know perception is part of oureveryday existence We perceive thingson a daily basis through our senses ofsight sound smell touch and taste Weall know that people have differences intheir perceptions
Descriptions of events often vary Thetaste of a food is different Written materialis interpreted in many ways Look at theBible How we react to fingernails on ablackboard Some perceive odors aspleasant and others donrsquot Some thinkthings slimy others as smooth Some likemushrooms others donrsquot
All of our perceptions come from ourmind and have been developed andinternalized The things we experience aresimply our mindrsquos mirror interpretingthings for us based on our assimilatedknowledge correct or incorrect Peoplecan change their perception with someadditional information
Perception is both good and bad Weare sometimes led to false conclusions Atother times we perceive needs and act toremedy them by talking with others andthen taking action The DAV does this onan on-going basis It is good to use yourperceptions but be wary of false onesCall 1-508-824-4920 or 1-774-526-3212
E
MEE
RECE
petakWforan
WMeusvatheatclodiswebevo
neacouforseme
methebeanDis
DAorgCh
ac
CH 57 CALENDARThird Tuesdays
Meeting time - 630PM
lks Lodge 119 High StTaunton MA
TING DATES September 18 2007
October 16 2007November 20 2007
NTLY DEPARTED COMRADESArthur T McDermott
May 2007United States Army
to notify me about the sicknemembers God Bless until nex
Chaplain
World War II
ss or death oft editionLou Demers
forop
WALK ALONG WITH USIt is really great to see the new
ople coming in to meetings anding an active role in the Chapter
e have been seeking volunteersseveral projects and activities
d people are respondingOur Chapterrsquos work must go on
e have our annual The Forget--Not fund raising drive is upon
We always need help filling incant spots This is where we raise
funds that let us sponsor partiesthe VA Hospital purchase
thing and personal care items fortribution to Veterans Centers asll as the VA Hospitals You wouldwith other members during these
lunteer assignmentsAs we become move into ourw season and become moretive it is important that we look tor newer and younger members
ideas assistance We hope toe more participation frommbers of the former Chapter 36It is hoped that with newmbers volunteering we will havebenefit great new ideas and find
tter ways of doing what we dod continue our commitment to ourabled Veteran populationWe welcome all of our AuxiliaryVA members to fill in gaps in ouranization Together we can makeapter 57 --- OutstandingPlease consider joining our
tive ranks Call 508-828-1808more information about volunteer
portunities
ECFtHm
ymsp
cagsSttvo
bfamsbsAcl
wGad
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume5 Number 1 Page 3
FIRST KISS ContinuedBefore the rash is seen a bothersome itching burning or tinglingpain occurs This is the time to get to your healthcare provider forthe start of antiviral medication Once the fluid filled blistersoccur the rash will take two to four weeks to heal and as it healsthe pain usually also fades The bad news is that Shingles can leadto pain that persists for months and years This long term pain iscalled post herpetic neuralgia (PHN) and is difficult to treat Thepain can burn throb stab shoot interfere with sleeping eatingand the usual activities of life Even if you get prompt treatmentwith antiviral medication the chance of having PHN remains Theolder you are the longer the rash may last The older you are thepain seems to hurt more and last longer I wish to extend aninvitation to readers of this articlemdashsend me a note regarding yourexperience with shingles and its treatment If you want to learnmore about shingles check into ltshinglesinfocomgt on the webTed Figlock Taunton MA Edrsquos Note See related article onPage 4
HELP FOR VETERANS AT RISKRecently we had an inquiry about what to do with a veteran that
may be suicidal suffering from a mental illness PTSD or othermental problem such as depression The Urgent Care Unit at theBrockton VAMC is open twenty four hours a day seven days aweek It remains open to address just these kinds of issues onnights and weekends If someone you know needs Mental HealthServices please refer them there or take them there
Medical services are available there also They are not as fullyfunctioning for medical at night and on weekends But for Mental
ditorrsquos Note The following article was contributed by one ofhapter 57rsquos members We welcome Dr Thaddeus (Ted)iglock as a contributor to this newsletter He asks in the article
hat you write to him with your experience with this illnessopefully this is the first of many articles from our fellowember Ted welcome to the 57 Newsletter
YOUR VERY FIRST KISS
At last you were in her arms She waited for months to holdou and to shower you with kisses Most innocently everyother showers her newborn with kiss after kiss and so Herpes
implex virus type 1 is transmitted In the United States 999ercent of newborns are infected in this manner
The Herpesviridae are a family of eight viruses Their nameomes from the Greek word herpein which means lsquoto creeprdquond signifies the hidden and recurring infections typical of theroup We are all familiar with the cold sores caused by Herpesimplex virus type 1 and many of us have encountered Himplex virus type 2 which causes genital herpes This
roublemaker is responsible for the most prevalent sexuallyransmitted disease in the US with more than 50 millionictims Statistics show that 90 of those infected are unawaref their status
I hope you find this information somewhat interestingecause I want to tell you about the third member of this virusamily Varicella- zoste virus (VZV) that causes chickenpoxnd shingles Back in medical history it was first thought to be aild form of smallpox a ldquochickenrdquo form of the pox and the
pecks that appeared on the skin looked like the skin was peckedy chickens Prior to immunizations chickenpox was caught andurvived by almost every child More than 90 of adults inmerica have had chickenpox The virus can remain inactive in
ertain nerve roots for many years As years go by our body hasess defense against this virus than it had when younger
Recurrent chickenpox is called ldquoshinglesrdquo orrdquo zosterrdquo-bothords meaning ldquogirdlerdquo- the first from Latin the second fromreek The name relates to the linear distribution of a rash that
ppears on the skin following a nerve pathway Because nervesonrsquot cross the bodyrsquos midline the rash is limited to one side
Continued next column H
ealth Services it is fully functioning
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 4 Number 6 Page 4
ldquoTHE 57 SHOWrdquo CELEBRATES ITSrsquo 25th
EPISODEby Kim Matthews
On August 14th 2007 ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo taped their 25th episodeat the Taunton Community Access amp Media Inc studio inTaunton The program began taping one show a month back inAugust of 2005 It has been my pleasure to work with this group ofgentleman over the past 2 years
Chapter 57 refers to itself as ldquoThe Can-Do Chapterrdquo and judgingby their work on ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo- theyrsquore not kidding The show isproduced written edited and hosted entirely by members of theTaunton Chapter 57 Disabled American Veterans organization
The 25th episode included a commentary from the showsrsquo hostJohn Fielding and the showsrsquo news announcer Mort Morin as theyintroduced clips from the past 24 episodes of the programThere was also a 4 minute clip from former show co-host BobDoherty Doherty a former Prisoner of War WWII veteran andauthor hosted the show until recently and will now continue tocontribute to the show with monthly commentaries
Paul Waldron serves as the showrsquos organizer producer andeditor The production crew over the past two years has includedDick Lavoie Steve Horton Louie Demers Pete Fox and NormWilloughby Willoughby recently filled in as co-host and will doso in the future rotating with other Chapter 57 members who willalso co-host
ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo is a wonderful tool as it provides valuableinformation to veterans and their families about veterans benefitsmedical care and more
On behalf of myself and Taunton Community Access amp MediaInc Irsquod like to say congratulations Well done Letrsquos hope for 25more
The 57 Show airs on TCAM 15 (Taunton Channel 15) everyTuesday amp Thursday at 700pm Please tune in
Editorrsquos Note Show air times in other locations are as followsBerkley See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardDighton See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardEaston 9 Monday 830PMFreetown 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMLakeville 9 amp 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMMansfield See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardMiddleboro 9 Friday amp Saturday 600 amp 630PMNorton 15 Monday thru Sat 500 amp 530PMRaynham 9 Thursday 500PM
Mail us at DAV Chapter 57P O Box 57Taunton MA 02780
E-Mail us at Davch57yahoocom
The article below is a good follow-up to Dr Figlockrsquos articleon Pg This is from the website Militarycom
SINGLE INOCULATION PROVIDESPROTECTION
WASHINGTONmdashA vaccine for shingles whichDepartment of Veterans Affairs (VA) researchers helpeddevelop is available to veterans who are patients at VAmedical facilities nationwide
ldquoShingles can seriously degrade the quality of life for thosewho suffer from this diseaserdquo said Secretary of VeteransAffairs Jim Nicholson ldquoOffering this vaccine to our patients isfurther evidence of VArsquos commitment to provide world-classhealth care to Americarsquos veterans
ldquoVA will continue research that leads to real-life solutionslike the distribution of this shingles vaccine for patients at VAfacilities across the countryrdquo Nicholson added
VA physicians will offer the vaccine to patients withappropriate medical conditions usually those who are 60 yearsof age or older and have healthy immune systems A singledose of the vaccine offers protection against shingles which isscientifically named Herpes Zoster
VA researchers and patients from across the countryparticipated in studies which led to the vaccinersquos approval bythe Food and Drug Administration The vaccine is availableimmediately to those who are recommended for the treatment
NOTE No effective date was given in the article Thoseinterested in this vaccine should check on itrsquos availability withthe VA Hospital or ask their VA Primary Care Provider duringtheir appointment
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 5
gpmAitcu
Nc
WWW islandterracecomIsland Terrace Nursing Home
ldquoWhere Our Family Cares For Yoursrdquo
PO Box 1237 57 Long Pond RoadLakeville MA 02347
Telephone FAX
(508) 947-0151 (508) 946-5335
TMtfSota
aK
ldquoA VETERANrdquo
Whether active duty retired nationaluard or reserve - is someone who at oneoint in their life wrote a blank checkade payable to The United States ofmerica for an amount of up to and
ncluding my life - That is Honor andhere are way too many people in thisountry who no longernderstand it
-- Author Unknown
This was posted in the Together We Served Websiteewsletter It is appropriate and could be expanded toover Coast Guard and Merchant Marine(In time of war)
If yoursquore looking for an active DAV Chapterthen consider joining the innovative Chapter 57
Team We keep inventing evolving growingdonating helping caring and being
CAMI TV Studio Executive Director Kimberlyatthews is pictured at the old control panel during the
aping of one of our shows This young lady is a pleasureor our cast and crew of ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo to work withhe actually seems to look forward to the taping we don a monthly basis We always seem to have some newwist or challenge about the show She always has thenswers and the know how to get to the solution
Her assistant Patrick Hughes is bright and energeticnd always helps with our shows Our Thanks to Pat andim for all of their assistance
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
HPwarF
DP
aaoany fraudulent activities concerning their f
ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
TAUNTON COMMUNITY ACCESSamp MEDIA INC CHANNEL 15
Kimberly A MatthewsExecutive Director
45 Main Street Tel 508-824-2207Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508-824-5638
TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
Paivarsquos Catering
Portuguese American Food
John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
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rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
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SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume5 Number 1 Page 3
FIRST KISS ContinuedBefore the rash is seen a bothersome itching burning or tinglingpain occurs This is the time to get to your healthcare provider forthe start of antiviral medication Once the fluid filled blistersoccur the rash will take two to four weeks to heal and as it healsthe pain usually also fades The bad news is that Shingles can leadto pain that persists for months and years This long term pain iscalled post herpetic neuralgia (PHN) and is difficult to treat Thepain can burn throb stab shoot interfere with sleeping eatingand the usual activities of life Even if you get prompt treatmentwith antiviral medication the chance of having PHN remains Theolder you are the longer the rash may last The older you are thepain seems to hurt more and last longer I wish to extend aninvitation to readers of this articlemdashsend me a note regarding yourexperience with shingles and its treatment If you want to learnmore about shingles check into ltshinglesinfocomgt on the webTed Figlock Taunton MA Edrsquos Note See related article onPage 4
HELP FOR VETERANS AT RISKRecently we had an inquiry about what to do with a veteran that
may be suicidal suffering from a mental illness PTSD or othermental problem such as depression The Urgent Care Unit at theBrockton VAMC is open twenty four hours a day seven days aweek It remains open to address just these kinds of issues onnights and weekends If someone you know needs Mental HealthServices please refer them there or take them there
Medical services are available there also They are not as fullyfunctioning for medical at night and on weekends But for Mental
ditorrsquos Note The following article was contributed by one ofhapter 57rsquos members We welcome Dr Thaddeus (Ted)iglock as a contributor to this newsletter He asks in the article
hat you write to him with your experience with this illnessopefully this is the first of many articles from our fellowember Ted welcome to the 57 Newsletter
YOUR VERY FIRST KISS
At last you were in her arms She waited for months to holdou and to shower you with kisses Most innocently everyother showers her newborn with kiss after kiss and so Herpes
implex virus type 1 is transmitted In the United States 999ercent of newborns are infected in this manner
The Herpesviridae are a family of eight viruses Their nameomes from the Greek word herpein which means lsquoto creeprdquond signifies the hidden and recurring infections typical of theroup We are all familiar with the cold sores caused by Herpesimplex virus type 1 and many of us have encountered Himplex virus type 2 which causes genital herpes This
roublemaker is responsible for the most prevalent sexuallyransmitted disease in the US with more than 50 millionictims Statistics show that 90 of those infected are unawaref their status
I hope you find this information somewhat interestingecause I want to tell you about the third member of this virusamily Varicella- zoste virus (VZV) that causes chickenpoxnd shingles Back in medical history it was first thought to be aild form of smallpox a ldquochickenrdquo form of the pox and the
pecks that appeared on the skin looked like the skin was peckedy chickens Prior to immunizations chickenpox was caught andurvived by almost every child More than 90 of adults inmerica have had chickenpox The virus can remain inactive in
ertain nerve roots for many years As years go by our body hasess defense against this virus than it had when younger
Recurrent chickenpox is called ldquoshinglesrdquo orrdquo zosterrdquo-bothords meaning ldquogirdlerdquo- the first from Latin the second fromreek The name relates to the linear distribution of a rash that
ppears on the skin following a nerve pathway Because nervesonrsquot cross the bodyrsquos midline the rash is limited to one side
Continued next column H
ealth Services it is fully functioning
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 4 Number 6 Page 4
ldquoTHE 57 SHOWrdquo CELEBRATES ITSrsquo 25th
EPISODEby Kim Matthews
On August 14th 2007 ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo taped their 25th episodeat the Taunton Community Access amp Media Inc studio inTaunton The program began taping one show a month back inAugust of 2005 It has been my pleasure to work with this group ofgentleman over the past 2 years
Chapter 57 refers to itself as ldquoThe Can-Do Chapterrdquo and judgingby their work on ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo- theyrsquore not kidding The show isproduced written edited and hosted entirely by members of theTaunton Chapter 57 Disabled American Veterans organization
The 25th episode included a commentary from the showsrsquo hostJohn Fielding and the showsrsquo news announcer Mort Morin as theyintroduced clips from the past 24 episodes of the programThere was also a 4 minute clip from former show co-host BobDoherty Doherty a former Prisoner of War WWII veteran andauthor hosted the show until recently and will now continue tocontribute to the show with monthly commentaries
Paul Waldron serves as the showrsquos organizer producer andeditor The production crew over the past two years has includedDick Lavoie Steve Horton Louie Demers Pete Fox and NormWilloughby Willoughby recently filled in as co-host and will doso in the future rotating with other Chapter 57 members who willalso co-host
ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo is a wonderful tool as it provides valuableinformation to veterans and their families about veterans benefitsmedical care and more
On behalf of myself and Taunton Community Access amp MediaInc Irsquod like to say congratulations Well done Letrsquos hope for 25more
The 57 Show airs on TCAM 15 (Taunton Channel 15) everyTuesday amp Thursday at 700pm Please tune in
Editorrsquos Note Show air times in other locations are as followsBerkley See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardDighton See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardEaston 9 Monday 830PMFreetown 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMLakeville 9 amp 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMMansfield See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardMiddleboro 9 Friday amp Saturday 600 amp 630PMNorton 15 Monday thru Sat 500 amp 530PMRaynham 9 Thursday 500PM
Mail us at DAV Chapter 57P O Box 57Taunton MA 02780
E-Mail us at Davch57yahoocom
The article below is a good follow-up to Dr Figlockrsquos articleon Pg This is from the website Militarycom
SINGLE INOCULATION PROVIDESPROTECTION
WASHINGTONmdashA vaccine for shingles whichDepartment of Veterans Affairs (VA) researchers helpeddevelop is available to veterans who are patients at VAmedical facilities nationwide
ldquoShingles can seriously degrade the quality of life for thosewho suffer from this diseaserdquo said Secretary of VeteransAffairs Jim Nicholson ldquoOffering this vaccine to our patients isfurther evidence of VArsquos commitment to provide world-classhealth care to Americarsquos veterans
ldquoVA will continue research that leads to real-life solutionslike the distribution of this shingles vaccine for patients at VAfacilities across the countryrdquo Nicholson added
VA physicians will offer the vaccine to patients withappropriate medical conditions usually those who are 60 yearsof age or older and have healthy immune systems A singledose of the vaccine offers protection against shingles which isscientifically named Herpes Zoster
VA researchers and patients from across the countryparticipated in studies which led to the vaccinersquos approval bythe Food and Drug Administration The vaccine is availableimmediately to those who are recommended for the treatment
NOTE No effective date was given in the article Thoseinterested in this vaccine should check on itrsquos availability withthe VA Hospital or ask their VA Primary Care Provider duringtheir appointment
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 5
gpmAitcu
Nc
WWW islandterracecomIsland Terrace Nursing Home
ldquoWhere Our Family Cares For Yoursrdquo
PO Box 1237 57 Long Pond RoadLakeville MA 02347
Telephone FAX
(508) 947-0151 (508) 946-5335
TMtfSota
aK
ldquoA VETERANrdquo
Whether active duty retired nationaluard or reserve - is someone who at oneoint in their life wrote a blank checkade payable to The United States ofmerica for an amount of up to and
ncluding my life - That is Honor andhere are way too many people in thisountry who no longernderstand it
-- Author Unknown
This was posted in the Together We Served Websiteewsletter It is appropriate and could be expanded toover Coast Guard and Merchant Marine(In time of war)
If yoursquore looking for an active DAV Chapterthen consider joining the innovative Chapter 57
Team We keep inventing evolving growingdonating helping caring and being
CAMI TV Studio Executive Director Kimberlyatthews is pictured at the old control panel during the
aping of one of our shows This young lady is a pleasureor our cast and crew of ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo to work withhe actually seems to look forward to the taping we don a monthly basis We always seem to have some newwist or challenge about the show She always has thenswers and the know how to get to the solution
Her assistant Patrick Hughes is bright and energeticnd always helps with our shows Our Thanks to Pat andim for all of their assistance
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
HPwarF
DP
aaoany fraudulent activities concerning their f
ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
TAUNTON COMMUNITY ACCESSamp MEDIA INC CHANNEL 15
Kimberly A MatthewsExecutive Director
45 Main Street Tel 508-824-2207Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508-824-5638
TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
Paivarsquos Catering
Portuguese American Food
John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 4 Number 6 Page 4
ldquoTHE 57 SHOWrdquo CELEBRATES ITSrsquo 25th
EPISODEby Kim Matthews
On August 14th 2007 ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo taped their 25th episodeat the Taunton Community Access amp Media Inc studio inTaunton The program began taping one show a month back inAugust of 2005 It has been my pleasure to work with this group ofgentleman over the past 2 years
Chapter 57 refers to itself as ldquoThe Can-Do Chapterrdquo and judgingby their work on ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo- theyrsquore not kidding The show isproduced written edited and hosted entirely by members of theTaunton Chapter 57 Disabled American Veterans organization
The 25th episode included a commentary from the showsrsquo hostJohn Fielding and the showsrsquo news announcer Mort Morin as theyintroduced clips from the past 24 episodes of the programThere was also a 4 minute clip from former show co-host BobDoherty Doherty a former Prisoner of War WWII veteran andauthor hosted the show until recently and will now continue tocontribute to the show with monthly commentaries
Paul Waldron serves as the showrsquos organizer producer andeditor The production crew over the past two years has includedDick Lavoie Steve Horton Louie Demers Pete Fox and NormWilloughby Willoughby recently filled in as co-host and will doso in the future rotating with other Chapter 57 members who willalso co-host
ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo is a wonderful tool as it provides valuableinformation to veterans and their families about veterans benefitsmedical care and more
On behalf of myself and Taunton Community Access amp MediaInc Irsquod like to say congratulations Well done Letrsquos hope for 25more
The 57 Show airs on TCAM 15 (Taunton Channel 15) everyTuesday amp Thursday at 700pm Please tune in
Editorrsquos Note Show air times in other locations are as followsBerkley See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardDighton See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardEaston 9 Monday 830PMFreetown 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMLakeville 9 amp 95 Friday amp Saturday 600PM amp 630PMMansfield See Your Local Cable Channel Bulletin BoardMiddleboro 9 Friday amp Saturday 600 amp 630PMNorton 15 Monday thru Sat 500 amp 530PMRaynham 9 Thursday 500PM
Mail us at DAV Chapter 57P O Box 57Taunton MA 02780
E-Mail us at Davch57yahoocom
The article below is a good follow-up to Dr Figlockrsquos articleon Pg This is from the website Militarycom
SINGLE INOCULATION PROVIDESPROTECTION
WASHINGTONmdashA vaccine for shingles whichDepartment of Veterans Affairs (VA) researchers helpeddevelop is available to veterans who are patients at VAmedical facilities nationwide
ldquoShingles can seriously degrade the quality of life for thosewho suffer from this diseaserdquo said Secretary of VeteransAffairs Jim Nicholson ldquoOffering this vaccine to our patients isfurther evidence of VArsquos commitment to provide world-classhealth care to Americarsquos veterans
ldquoVA will continue research that leads to real-life solutionslike the distribution of this shingles vaccine for patients at VAfacilities across the countryrdquo Nicholson added
VA physicians will offer the vaccine to patients withappropriate medical conditions usually those who are 60 yearsof age or older and have healthy immune systems A singledose of the vaccine offers protection against shingles which isscientifically named Herpes Zoster
VA researchers and patients from across the countryparticipated in studies which led to the vaccinersquos approval bythe Food and Drug Administration The vaccine is availableimmediately to those who are recommended for the treatment
NOTE No effective date was given in the article Thoseinterested in this vaccine should check on itrsquos availability withthe VA Hospital or ask their VA Primary Care Provider duringtheir appointment
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 5
gpmAitcu
Nc
WWW islandterracecomIsland Terrace Nursing Home
ldquoWhere Our Family Cares For Yoursrdquo
PO Box 1237 57 Long Pond RoadLakeville MA 02347
Telephone FAX
(508) 947-0151 (508) 946-5335
TMtfSota
aK
ldquoA VETERANrdquo
Whether active duty retired nationaluard or reserve - is someone who at oneoint in their life wrote a blank checkade payable to The United States ofmerica for an amount of up to and
ncluding my life - That is Honor andhere are way too many people in thisountry who no longernderstand it
-- Author Unknown
This was posted in the Together We Served Websiteewsletter It is appropriate and could be expanded toover Coast Guard and Merchant Marine(In time of war)
If yoursquore looking for an active DAV Chapterthen consider joining the innovative Chapter 57
Team We keep inventing evolving growingdonating helping caring and being
CAMI TV Studio Executive Director Kimberlyatthews is pictured at the old control panel during the
aping of one of our shows This young lady is a pleasureor our cast and crew of ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo to work withhe actually seems to look forward to the taping we don a monthly basis We always seem to have some newwist or challenge about the show She always has thenswers and the know how to get to the solution
Her assistant Patrick Hughes is bright and energeticnd always helps with our shows Our Thanks to Pat andim for all of their assistance
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
HPwarF
DP
aaoany fraudulent activities concerning their f
ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
TAUNTON COMMUNITY ACCESSamp MEDIA INC CHANNEL 15
Kimberly A MatthewsExecutive Director
45 Main Street Tel 508-824-2207Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508-824-5638
TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
Paivarsquos Catering
Portuguese American Food
John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 5
gpmAitcu
Nc
WWW islandterracecomIsland Terrace Nursing Home
ldquoWhere Our Family Cares For Yoursrdquo
PO Box 1237 57 Long Pond RoadLakeville MA 02347
Telephone FAX
(508) 947-0151 (508) 946-5335
TMtfSota
aK
ldquoA VETERANrdquo
Whether active duty retired nationaluard or reserve - is someone who at oneoint in their life wrote a blank checkade payable to The United States ofmerica for an amount of up to and
ncluding my life - That is Honor andhere are way too many people in thisountry who no longernderstand it
-- Author Unknown
This was posted in the Together We Served Websiteewsletter It is appropriate and could be expanded toover Coast Guard and Merchant Marine(In time of war)
If yoursquore looking for an active DAV Chapterthen consider joining the innovative Chapter 57
Team We keep inventing evolving growingdonating helping caring and being
CAMI TV Studio Executive Director Kimberlyatthews is pictured at the old control panel during the
aping of one of our shows This young lady is a pleasureor our cast and crew of ldquoThe 57 Showrdquo to work withhe actually seems to look forward to the taping we don a monthly basis We always seem to have some newwist or challenge about the show She always has thenswers and the know how to get to the solution
Her assistant Patrick Hughes is bright and energeticnd always helps with our shows Our Thanks to Pat andim for all of their assistance
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
HPwarF
DP
aaoany fraudulent activities concerning their f
ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
TAUNTON COMMUNITY ACCESSamp MEDIA INC CHANNEL 15
Kimberly A MatthewsExecutive Director
45 Main Street Tel 508-824-2207Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508-824-5638
TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
Paivarsquos Catering
Portuguese American Food
John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 6
BChapter 57 is in the market for Bodyg
the VA hospitalsPatients who have been given an ane
accompanied by a responsible individualhave your vehicle in the parking lot a confdifference unless you have someone to ac
What is needed is a listing of individuwilling to go in on their own and meet a p
The necessity for bodyguards is steadithey donrsquot have a companion who drivesomeone hang-around the hospital for hoexample involved Cdr Morin He was sc1100 Figuring things could gets crewedNewton) to drive him home He was relewait for eight hours or drop him off go hreleased
No bodyguard to take you borne meanPlain where surgery is done it would mwhere you overnighted to pick up your ve
We are looking for people willing to scan get a list going we may be able to mneighbors Contact Cdr Moran at 508 82might be able to accompany a patient out
P
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ODYGUARDS WANTEDuards Thatrsquos right we need bodyguards to bring patients back from
sthetic cannot be release for discharge to go home unless they areYou can drive in take a bus the shuttle walk from home - you canirmed ride on the shuttle live two houses down the street it makes nocompany you from the Recovery Room you canrsquot leaveals who are willing to either go in with a patient and wait or who areatient and accompany him or her homely increasing Patient population is getting older and they donrsquot drives the shuttle doesnrsquot have bodyguards it is an imposition to haveurs without knowing when they will be taking you home A recent
heduled for a 63OLmprocedurewith a normal release time of aboutup he arranged for a ride into JP and for his daughter (who lives inased at 230 pm which would have had the ride-an driver having toome and then come back to Boston when Cdr Morin was ready to be
s an overnight stay in a different hospital If you drove in to Jamaicaean that you would have to take a shuttle back from West Roxburyhicleay ldquoGive me a call I may be able to be a patient bodyguardrdquo If weake things a little more comfortable for one of our members friends8- 1808 or DEC Norm Willoughby at 508 8238518 if you think youof the hospital
inances
VA OPEN SUICIDE HOTLINEThe Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
has started a new National SuicidePrevention Hot Line at Canandaigua whichwill provide round-the-clock nationalassistance for veterans The hot line isstaffed by mental health professionals takingtoll-free calls from veterans across the
country The number is 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Veterans in need of assistance areconnected with on-call professionals thenreferred for follow-up treatment at their localVA facility
This type of assistance will hopefullyhave the desired result of saving lives
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TCAM 15 - YOUR COMMUNITY CHANNEL
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John Paiva Contact Us203 Washington St Tel 508- 880- 8847Taunton MA 02780 Fax 508- 977- 0615
ersonal Information Stolen From AXPOW HeadquartersOn August 11 or 12 2007 there was a break-in at National
eadquarters for the American Ex-Prisoners of War 3201 East Pioneerarkway Suite 40 Arlington Texas 76010 All computer hard drivesere stolen along with several days of mail checks and cashwaiting deposit and assorted paper files and records Theseecords include National Service Officer work protected underederal law
Affairs the United States The Arlington Police Department IRSepartment of Veterans Federal Attorney in Dallas and the USPSostal Inspector were all notified
The concern is the database of members These recordspproximately 35000 have social security numbers dates of birthnd VA claim numbers in them along with names addresses andther personal information AXPOW members need to be alert for
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
SeptemberOctober 2007 Volume 5 Number 1 Page 7Send us your funny stories Wersquoll use non offensive family style jokes Please include your name
Taunton Federal Credit UnionldquoThe home of one stop shoppingrdquo
14 Church Green Tel (508) 824-6466Taunton MA 02780 Fax (508) 824-0050
OAKLAND VARIETY STORE
BEER WINE AND SPIRITS
246 TREMONT ST
TAUNTON MA Tel 508-822-1951
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESWere sorry You have reached an imaginary number Please
rotate your phone 90 degrees and try againGreetings you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency
We know who you are and what you want so at the sound of thetone please hang up
I cant come to the phone now because I have amnesia and Ifeel stupid talking to people I dont remember Id appreciate it ifyou could help me out by leaving my name and telling mesomething about myself Thanks
Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is hisrefrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your messageto myself with one of these magnets
(Very fast) Hi this is 904-4344 If you want to leave amessage please wait for the tone If you want to leave your nameand number please press pound press 3 then dial your name thenpress 6 and dial your number If you want to leave your name andjust a message press star press 6 ask for extension 4443 thenleave your name and message If you want to leave your numberand the time you called please press star twice spin in a circlepress 1 twice talk loud and BEEP
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline After the tone leave yourname and number and recite a sentence using todays vocabularyword Todays word is supercilious
Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test LinePrepare for Test Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear BEEP
(Rod Serling imitation) Youre dazed bewildered trapped in aworld without time where sound collides with color and shadowsexplode You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinarytelephone answering device You have reached The TwilightPhone
HUMOR - HUMOR - HUMOR
VIRUS ALERT THE MOTHER OF ALLVIRUSES
If you receive an email entitled Badtimes delete itimmediately Do not open it Apparently this one is pretty nasty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but itwill also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of yourcomputer It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your creditcards It reprograms your ATM access code screws up thetracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics toscratch any CDs you attempt to play-- except Yanni CDsWith them it doubles the volume
It will automatically download nasty stuff to your harddrive and then notify the authorities It will re-calibrate yourrefrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts andyour milk curdles It will program your phone auto dial to callonly your mother-in-laws number
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It willdrink all your good beer and replace it IC Light It will leavedirty socks on the coffee table when you are expectingcompany Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jamand bellybutton fuzz (be honest you have some) to migratebehind your ears It will give your trees Dutch Elm Diseaseand Tinea
It will order one truckload of steer by-product fertilizerdumped onto your neighbors front yard and bill it to yourVisa card-- the only card stripe it didnt demagnetize
It will rewrite your backup files changing all your activeverbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectablemisspellings which grossly change the interpretations of keysentences
If the Badtimes message is opened in a Windows 95environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will notonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses andpillows but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue Itwill molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume causingit to smell like the steer by-product dumped onto yourneighbors yard
It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying tobehold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve Theseare just a few signs of infection Beware
THINGS YOU DONrsquoT WANT TO HEARThis is your Captain speaking
1 Stewardess what does this red button do2 Passengers on the right is that engine smoking3 Will someone tell the stewardess to bring me another beer4 Is there a doctor on board Irsquom not well5 Does anyone know how to read a flight chart
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA
RETURN SERVICE REQUESTED
Taunton MA 02780
P
hemithehe
comantheAm
Akwosysha
anOth
rehtrawhCo
20510 Washington DC 20510
Come and join us ------ We can use your skills if you would like to help ------ Will you walk with us
NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONUS POSTAGE PAID
PERMIT 57
Cpl William F Reardon Chapter 57Disabled American VeteransP O Box 57
ANEL APPROVES VA HEALTH CARE FORALL VETS
From Militarycom by Tom Philpott June 29 2007If there are silver linings behind the grinding sacrifice andartbreak that the invasion of Iraq has brought to the USlitary one of them is likely to be comprehensive reform to
way disabled military members and their families arelped by the government before and after leaving serviceThe Senate armed services and veteransrsquo affairsmittees this month sprinted ahead of House colleagues
d ahead too of various commissions and task forces inrace to do whatever seems right and affordable for
ericarsquos veterans particularly wounded warriorsThe veteransrsquo affairs committee chaired by Sen Danielaka (D-Hawaii) approved legislation Wednesday thatuld re-open the Department of Veterans Affairs healthtem to 17 million veterans in Priority Group 8 those who
ve adequate incomes and no service-connected ailmentsThe Group 8 provision is in the Traumatic Brain Injuryd Other Health Programs Enhancement Act (S 1233)er provisions would-- Require the VA to develop individualized plans forabilitation and reintegration of veterans who sufferumatic brain injury (TBI) a signature injury of current warsere the enemy relies on roadside bombsntinued next column -VA
VA Continued--Extend eligi
veterans from twodischarge This wtreat TBI and posDirects that VA efacilities to providcare is not availaveteransrsquo home
-- Directs thatassess the effectservices to veteraquality of life
The committeeseparate bill introwould order VA tobans new GroupNicholson wouldHowever he wounecessary
Let your USSenate Bill (S 12Health ProgramsSenator Edward M317 Russell SenaWashington DC
bility for VA healthcare for all combatyears up to five years after release or
ould provide more time to identify andt-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)--nter into agreements with non-VA caree TBI care and rehabilitation when VAble at a reasonable distance from the
VA conduct a five-year pilot program toiveness of providing assisted livingns with TBI to enhance rehabilitation and
grabbed its Group 8 language from aduced by Sen Patty Murray (D-Wash) It
rescind a four-year-old regulation that8 enrollments VA Secretary Jimretain authority to impose the ban againld have to reaffirm that the ban is still
Senators know how you feel about33) the Traumatic Brain Injury and OtherEnhancement Act Kennedy Senator John F Kerry
te Off Bldg 304 Russell Senate Off Bldg
TAUNTON MA