cranberry cove gazette march 2014

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VOL. 15Late Night Edition

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Cranberry Cove, March 2014

“In the know around the Cove!”

What the Cluck!? MacGillick Wins!

One of the more memorable photographs of the recent Sheriff Elections here in Moodus County, Maine, was that of Donald MacGillick, bald, overweight Deputy Sheriff of the Municipal Patrol of Cranberry Cove, chasing a single unruly chicken. And that was the photograph that newspapers and TV stations in Maine allowed to be viewed. The Sheriff, due to take office properly in early April, had a remarkably successful Election Campaign for someone that relatively unknown in the Law Enforce-ment community in the State, notable only for the infamous ‘chicken run’; and perhaps, shockingly, and not noted during the Election Campaign, a single occa-sion of Sexual Harrassment, where the Deputy’s nose was crushed in response to his advances towards a new, female officer in his Patrol Office. This incident lead to the Sheriff’s demotion from Senior Deputy, to that of a Patrol Deputy, already on disciplinary review by his Commanding Officer, and was subsequently suspended

for two weeks with pay.

The Sheriff’s speeches themselves seem to be extremely troubling to anyone who has an ounce of sense: References 9/11, International Terrorism and Mass Immigration. If the Sheriff’s Department has its own Tea Party, it seems our new Sheriff is our Mad Hatter; Patriotism and Duty also being his bylines at ever single podium he stood at, insisting each one be draped with the US Flag and the State Flag of Maine. He’s called men to join the Moodus County sheriff’s department as part of their Patriotic Duty - but it stands to reason that the Sheriff himself was painfully unaware of the costs; and even more painfully unaware of the realities of the position.

The Sheriff was no more than a Patrol Officer for the island community of Cranberry Cove, just off the Coast of Maine. During this time he never achieved any form of supervision role - mostly because he was ill-suited to the role, having been reprimanded time and again by his commanding officers, and was denied access to the regular patrol vehicles, be-ing assigned an old three-wheeled Parking Enforcement vehicle as a runabout, a vehicle which has become even more battered and bruised since MacGillick’s assignment to it. Cranberry Cove itself has been the subject to a number of sur-prising news reports where a few officers in the Cove’s patrol office have distinguished themselves in service; however not a whisper of MacGillick’s involvement in any of these in any sort of role beyond those expected of any Patrol officer. Simply put, the man has no experience, and no idea of the task that lays before him.

The question remains whether or not we, the voting public of Moodus County have fallen victim to the smoke and mir-rors of MacGillick, the ‘chicken man sheriff’, and that my own assessment will ring true; that we will have an incompe-tent steering the MCSD’s efforts into ruin and infamy, or if our faith has remained within his untested abilities; we will probably have a greater understanding of his plans given his scheduled ‘Speech’ on the 1st of April, at 1pm, which will be Televised in front of the Cranberry Cove Courthouse.

by Joseph Albertsson, Maine Today

Cranberry Cove Gazette

One on One with KOVE’s DJ Devoby Holly Fairweather

DJ Devo Button’s earned quite the following and reputa-tion since taking to the airwaves for his regular weekend show’s including the popular Sunday Hangover Brunch. He’s gained himself a few grumbles, a lot of praise, and seems to hold himself unaccountable for the good (or bad) comign from his mouth and into every radio in town. Being the intrepid reporter, I ventured over to the KOVE radio station to have a sit down with DJ Devo But-ton myself.

“Well first thing’s first: Tell our readers where DJ Devo got his start! What brought you to Cranberry Cove?”Ah what brought the Deev to the Cove. It was a calling baby. I just happened to be looking for some radio work, this place just hap-pened to have the station I was lookin for” he gives her a wink “Love me a small town, it’s so much easier to cause a little drama here there ya know?

“Well interesting you should say that, Devo. You’ve been credited with starting quite a bit of drama in our humble town. Care to comment on those rumors?”Have I? I assume you mean the stuff with the Bluefin right?... Look babe, I dig the Bluefin. And I personally think Amara is to-tally hot. But come on, day to day life can be so boring right? All I do is throw a little spice in the sauce right? It entertains people, takes them out of the regular drab little lives. I’m the guy they can be mad at. I give them a focus for their stress” he ponders a moment, “In a way you could say I am really offering a service by saying whatever I say, however i say it. The kids dig it, The ladies think I’m crazy, and all that stress that someone like Amara mighta had that day doesn’t bother her so much.. because I let her focus it on me.

“You’ve caused more than a scandal for the town’s top chef. There’s also the allegations of cannabis grown by the Gardening Club’s head Astrid Muircastle...talk of mobsters and mafia ties., you’ve got quite the wrap sheet in a short time, Mr. Button.”Damn I have been on roll huh?....damn is Astrid all bent out of shape over that? She’s totally hot... babe, look. There’s more gossip going around among the old ladies at coffee shops than what Devo spouts off on his show. Everyone forms little theories in their heads, no matter how off the wall they are. Can you say for sure there isn’t a mob here? Can you say for certain Astrid doesn’t grow weed?...There probably isn’t and she probably doesn’t, but that doesn’t mean, maybe, once and a while, people [don’t] think it. The difference is I just say it out loud....and let me just point out, I always say, it’s just my opinion. Never a fact”

“You certainly seem to skirt the truth a lot. Moving along to all this talk of hot women, you have another rep as a lady’s man...or lady killer at that...you also don’t have an issue with kissing and telling over the airwaves. What do your lady friends think of that?”I don’t know... maybe you and I should research that over drinks. First hand experience? You could write about it in the morn-ing...

Moving back to your earlier justification of purposeful drama turned notoriety, don’t you worry at all about repercussions for such comments?”

(Continued on Pg. 3)


Nova Mai’s Night CapHey there chickies!

So other than DJ Devo rockin’ the nightly airwaves, and I know you’ve all been tuning in, what else is going down in the cove’s

night scene? Well...Easter’s on the way and there are plenty of sweet drinks at Club

Indulgence to try out. A whole new seasonal tasting in fact! I hope this becomes a staple in all bars!

Also, I heard there’s been some rockin’ raves lately, but where or where could they be? The warehouse? The arts center? Some-

one’s rockin’ out with the party animals and Nova wants in!

Keep on keepin’ on, chickies!

(continued from Pg. 2)If they want to call out the lawyers that’s cool. Hell, I would have let Amara punch me in the face if i thought that would make her feel better” he chuckles, “I think she wanted to.... but you know, I don’t worry about it. Babe I’m just as asshole DJ. My job is to get people to listen. And I’m doing that. Believe me. Every week the numbers are going up. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep them entertained....but let’s not forget how much promotion I do around here too. People like to focus on the -oh hell no he didn’t say that! But they are also popping by the restaurants, shops and bars I talk about regularly. They’re getting involved in the events I announce. If they weren’t listening they might not even know about some of em. [I’ve] been here a month and had no idea there was a firing range until I saw the notice... people need a leader to show them the way. Now, am I saying I am that leader? No.... come on... that’s just dumb....But for those 2 or three hours, I am given command....and the troops, they listen.

“So what does the KOVE shock jock do after hours? You’ve famously praised the Hose & Harp, but do you have any other hobbies outside of music and drinks? I’m sure our female readers would like to know...”I’m a pretty basic guy babe. I don’t need much. Good beer, good tunes and some hot babes. You know, i get to know people, cruise on the bike, play some guitar. I keep busy.

For the record, I did try to coax Mr. Button into possibly doing a live musical number on air, but he insisted that his pas-sion was leaning more towards opening a good music store in town. Yes!The KOVE’s Shock Jock is looking to expand his musical empire by selling that which he loves...besides the ladies of course! So the interview ends on these words.

“Well if your readers really want to understand Devo... there are 3 rules I live by. Number one, don’t sh-t where you drink. Bar staff are off limits, they control what goes in your glass. Tip well and complement. Number 2, Women are the most lovely and the most dangerous creatures on the planet. Don’t try to tame ‘em, don’t try and claim ‘em. Love ‘em and set ‘em free. A creature becomes more dangerous in captivity, if you catch my drift...and of course rule number 3, the most important rule of em all...(and he got dramatic here) Every day you walk the planet is a gift and it could be gone tomorrow. So make the most of right now. Don’t worry about that hangover, don’t worry about that thing you want to do that you’ll be embarrassed about in the morning. Because you might not make it...and if you do... well, then that is nothing less than success.”


by Isaac Braveman

The Nepaug Nation is very much a part of the town of Cranberry Cove despite being an independent territory. An enterprising and rich culture, the Nepaug people have influenced many of the Cove’s traditional celebrations in addition to owning several businesses within the town itself.

The Mind, Body and Spirit Wellness Center

Located across from the Cove Medi-cal Clinic. The Wellness Center offers, massage therapy, traditional natural remedies and teas from resident herb-alist Joel Passamaquoddy. There are also counseling sessions offered with Nation Chief, Joseph, and womens counseling with Nation Elder, Lily LaughingHeart.

The Heritage Steakhouse

Located on the main docks, it is one of the first buildings seen by visitors exiting the ferry into Cranberry Cove. The Heritage Steakhouse is a Nation-owned business under the operation of Elk and Josette TwoRavens, as well as the management of Si’al and Miigis Memda. They serve traditional foods only and do not serve alcohol on the premises. The Heritage Steakhouse is available for private and catered functions, and is host to a student work program introducing teenage members of the Nepaug Nation to proper business and working etiquette

Little Coyote’s Home for Children

Little Coyote’s Home for Children, a local children’s orphanage and rehabilitation center is currently un-der ownership of the Nation as well and is in the pro-cess of renovating. Activities teaching young ones skills needed for better or returning social interac-tion with others as well as learning and maintaining their traditional upbringing will be the root of the revived establishments curriculum.

The Captain Zachary Alexander Bed and Breakfast

A recent acquisition of the Nepaug Nation, The Bed and Breakfast is under the new manage-ment of Nation members, Gage & Marie Drachios. After several restorations over the winter months, the B&B once again serves as a homey retreat for residents and visitors alike who seek a taste of the vintage hospitality of old.

NEPAUG NEWS


The 2nd Annual Sugar Maple Festivalby Issac Braveman

On Sunday March 30th, the Nepaug Nation opened its fields for the 2nd Annual Sugar Maple Festival. Townsfolk, officials, and native residents were invited to a two part demonstration, sto-rytelling, and even participation in the tradition production of one of the nation’s most beloved products - Natural maple syrup.

Organized by Nepaug Nation liaison and herbal-ist Joel Passamaquoddy, the start of the event was graced with a tradition smudging and the story of how the Creator came to give the People the sweet syrup. According to local stories passed down through generations, the maple syrup originally came from the trees and the brown sweet nectar we know and love. However, the People grew lazy and lethargic from consum-ing the syrup and not tending to their fields. A teacher and traveler noticed this, and upon relay-ing this to the Creator, he was instructed to thin the syrup out until it flowed and looked much like water (like how maple sap looks when tapped now) In order to get their beloved syrup back, the People were taught that they can only collect the sap once a year and much work hard to collect, cook, and cool the sap. A hard lesson indeed, but delicious for the rest of us now.

Once the traditional demonstrations were over, folks were encouraged to join the Nepaug Nation for an informal brunch at the Zachary Alexander Bed & Breakfast catered by Amara DeBaunter-Hollowstone of the Bluefin Tavern restaurant. DeBaunter also catered the first brunch session last year with great success, but chose to serve more than just pancakes to guests. This year in-cluded maple snacks, fry bread, toast, and maple-infused pastries.


Cravings ‘n Savings!Maple SalmonSubmitted by Amara DeBaunter

Putting that Sweet Nepaug Nation Maple syrup to good use!

Ingredients:1/4 cup Nepaug Grade A maple syrup2 tablespoons soy sauce1 clove garlic, minced1/4 teaspoon garlic salt1/8 teaspoon ground black 1 pound salmon

Preparation:Prep Time: 10 MinutesCook Time: 20 MinutesReady In: 1 HourServings: 4In a small bowl, mix the maple syrup, soy sauce, garlic, garlic salt, and pepper.

Place salmon in a shallow glass baking dish, and coat with the maple syrup mixture. Cover the dish, and marinate salmon in the refrigerator 30 minutes, turning once.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).

Place the baking dish in the preheated oven, and bake salmon uncovered 20 minutes, or until easily flaked with a fork.

Servings: 4Ingredients:2 tbsp sesame seeds1 tbsp poppy seeds1/2 cup white sugar1/2 cup olive oil1/4 cup distilled white vinegar

Preparation:In a medium bowl, whisk together the sesame seeds, poppy seeds, sugar, olive oil, vinegar, paprika, Worcestershire sauce and onion. Cover, and chill for one hour.

In a large bowl, combine the spinach, strawberries and almonds. Pour dressing over salad, and toss. Refrigerate 10 to 15 minutes before serving.(for a nice touch, I add a few slices of Avocado!)

Strawberry Spinach Salad

1/4 tsp paprika1/4 tsp Worcestershire sauce1 tbsp minced onion10 ounces fresh spinach, dried & torn1 quart strawberries, hulled & sliced1/4 cup almonds, blanched and slivered


We love to get reader submissions! Send us your tasty treats via the Gazette Office mailbox!

Cravings ‘n Savings!Ingredients:12 slices home-style white bread, cubed2 (8 ounce) packages cold cream cheese1 1/2 cups sliced fresh strawberries2 cups Half-and-Half12 large eggs1/3 cup pure maple syrup

Preparation:Prep Time: 30 MinutesCook Time: 1 HourServings: 12Generously grease a 9x13-inch baking dish. Arrange half the bread cubes in the prepared baking dish. Evenly distribute cream cheese cubes over the bread cube layer; sprinkle 1 1/2 cups sliced strawberries atop cream cheese layer. Layer the remaining bread cubes over strawberry layer.

Pour half-and-half into a blender; pulse for a few seconds. Blend eggs into half-and-half until fully incorporated. Add maple syrup and blend until smooth. Pour mixture evenly over bread mixture. Cover the baking dish with aluminum foil and refrigerate 8 hours or overnight.

Remove baking dish from refrigerator 45 minutes before baking. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Bake the covered casserole in the preheated oven for 30 minutes. Remove aluminum foil and continue baking until French toast is puffed and golden brown, about 30 more minutes.

Stir sugar, water, and cornstarch together in a small saucepan. Cook, stirring occasionally, over medium heat until mix-ture has thickened, about 5 minutes. Mix 1 cup sliced strawberries into the sugar mixture; cook and stir until strawber-ries are softened, about 10 minutes. Add butter and stir sauce until butter is melted.

Strawberry Cream Cheese French ToastSubmitted by Elise Forean

A Fresh Twist on an old favorite

For the Sauce:1 cup white sugar1 cup water2 tablespoons cornstarch1 cup sliced fresh strawberries1 tablespoon butter


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The Cranberry Cove Six: An Updateby Holly Fairweather

The kidnapping case of the Cranberry Cove Six, as they have come to be known, still rolls on, and has been handed over to the charge of State and Federal investigators on the mainland.

It turns out after a massive coordinated search and seizure of evidence by Moodus County Sheriffs, Maine State Troopers, and even FBI Agents, there is a huge conspiracy in the works.

Documents found by detectives from all levels of law enforcement involved in the investigation pointing a paper trail towards Blackstonne Incorporated, through financial transactions to Subsidiary Companies, and mass payoffs to District Court Judges, Estate Agents, and assorted County and State Officials, all of whom being involved in questionable deals: Judge Fredericks herself currently being Investigated and Indicted for her involvement in slowing down the Kidnapping Investigation in Cranberry Cove, by intentionally refusing or ignoring warrant applications by the local Sheriff’s Office, had been paid off by Blackstonne Incorporated; even paying for her Vacation during the searches and consequent legal fallout. There is even evidence that links Kensington Sea Vessels Manufacturing Incorporated, a company Anthony Blackstonne himself holds a controlling 50% stock share in, with not just the kidnappings, but the sabotage to fishing vessels in the Cove.

A number of warrants for arrest have been pressed, including the Arrest of Blackstonne Incorporated Chief Financial Officer, 56 year old Edmond Francis; the man who signed off on these financial transactions.

“This is an investigation of massive scale.” said Cranberry Cove’s Municipal Patrol chief, Lieutenant Mac Ga-elyth. “There is significant evidence that links senior members of Blackstonne Incorporated with not just the Kidnapping in this town, but Murder-for-hire, Arson-for-hire, Sabotage, Blackmail, Civil and financial corrup-tion, Fraud - the list goes on. Regretfully it doesn’t just stop here. It goes on, to the mainland, and further. As such it is out of our hands, and into the hands of the FBI. I am being assured that we will be told the moment they have the chief suspects lined up. And we will be a part of that arrest action. And you will hear from me when it happens. The culprits will be caught. And they will be punished.”

Anthony Blackstonne has declined interview in response to this copious level of allegations, but at present there is nothing pinning the land mogul to any of the crimes...not to say that the town of Cranberry Cove will so easily forget whose payroll these monsters were all under.


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Expansions for the Coveby Betty Whitaker

Dust off those running shoes because Saturday April 12th Family Clinic will be hosting Cranberry Cove’s First Annual 5K Run/Walk!

Headed by Dr. Keddrick Vanderhoven, the program kicks off the beginning of a new program dedicated to improving health through better nutrition and exercise. He also announced today that Cranberry Cove Family Clinic has applied for inspection to change its designation to that of hospital. The Cranberry Cove Family Clinic has served its community for over 50 years and now gives 24 hour care as a full service hospital would. In-Pa-tient services include ICU and expanded medical surgical units, so it was time to take Cranberry Cove Family Clinic to a new level of care to meet the needs of Cove residents. The communi-ty is certainly behind the designation with most elderly patient hoping that in the case of emergencies, it will not be necessary to airlift to the mainland.

But the Cranberry Cove Family Clinic’s not the only expansion in town. A new Arts Center, motel, and even new residential homes are being constructed at lighting speeds to meet the demands of a growing town. Some liken the influx of residents to major public-ity (both good and bad) spawned from Blackstonne Inc., however many newcomers to Cranberry Cove insist that they came either on vacation or as a temporary escape from the louder cities, only to fall in love with Cranberry Cove and seek a more permanent settlement. And what’s not to love?!

Plenty of natural beauty for campers and nature lovers alike, and with the long winter we’ve had, I’m sure plenty of folks are eager to get their gear out! The spring also means more activites, includ-ing the upcoming Gardening Club, the weekend Farmers’ Market, plenty of live concerts, wine tasting party, the Spring Gala and more!


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A Godfather Moment for Local Restaurant?by Melody Galith

Restaurant patrons and Bluefin Tavern Owner Amara DeBaunter -Hollowstone were shocked to discover a gruesome sight Thursday, March 13th - A severed deer’s head sprawled out on the eatery’s front steps!

By the time police were called in to investigate, a crowd had gathered to do everything from take pictures to gossip. Who had the owner angered to garner this kind of prank? As far as the Deer Island Rangers were concerned though, it was no laughing matter.

Deer Hunting Season officially starts in the late summer to early fall months just prior to when the deer populations are preparing for winter, but it was clear from the officials on hand to comment that someone had been poaching the herds and this act served as an excellent lead. The problem was now determining whether the Bluefin Tavern was a part of this poaching ring, and had simply angered their accomplices.

The only restaurant in town serving game meats year round is the Heritage Steakhouse, owned and run by the Nepaug Nation. One ranger on the scene insisted that while Mrs. DeBaunter, an avid game hunter and fisherman, does serve game meats in her restaurant, they are only served during the hunting season when she hunts and registers each kill. City records confirm this, but they also confirmed that the rifle Mrs. DeBaunter registered on her license happens to be the same one ranger allege was used to kill the unfortunate buck. In addition the hunting rifle, Mrs. DeBaunter also has several concealed knives and a bow and arrow set on file.

The act of violence, which is exactly what police officials are deeming this, was cleared away for further inves-tigation, however Cranberry Cove residents notably had their own suspicions about what was going on. DJ Devo Button went on air more than once as claiming it was “...a scene right out of the Godfather! It begs the question - is the mafia in town?” The KOVE Shock Jock went on to give several more possible reasons, includ-ing hinting at a possible mafia affair gone south which DeBaunter rather publicly declined.

It is unknown if we will be enjoying venison barbecue this year as a result of this current scandal.


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A Sweet Revivalby Betty Whitaker

There was a clear desire for spring to come early this cold March and what better way than to enjoy a hot weather treat? Ice Cream!

Families and folks getting off work have been flocking to Fruit ‘N Scoop Ice Cream Parlor in droves to try ice cream made the old-fashioned way with fresh cream and nothing but the flavoring of the fruits that go into each scoop. Hence the parlor’s namesake.

Owner Reggie Arlington, age 78, says he is glad for the resurgence as it’s been a real boost for business. A retired dairy farmer by trade, Arlington opened the

ice cream parlor several years ago as an alternative income for the farm. By sourcing cream from his own cows as well as locally sourced produce, Arlington’s sweet treats are as local as local can get in Cranberry Cove. And that’s how people like it!

He also credits word of mouth and the health food craze for upping his business. “Folks like all natural foods and want to know more than ever just where their food is coming from,” he says. “And it’s a beautiful thing for me because I’m all too happy to show off my babies!” By babies, Arlington is referring to his herd of prize win-ning cows. The Arlington Dairy Farm has been in operation since 1932, but never have the cows been this busy. Arlington says that his choice to feed the cows a diet of alfalfa and coastal grass is the reason the milk and cream have such a full bodied taste, which lends itself to the richness of his ice creams. Due to the expanded demand, Arlington stated that there are plans now to sell packaged versions of his ice creams within the town and further out in ice cream food trucks around Maine


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The New Pastry Queen’s in Townby Allison Hinda

Business Class

The main spot for coffee and bite to eat has always been the Cranberry Cove Cafe, but after a merger with a new but popular bakery called Sweet Cakes, the local java joint became a veritable hot spot for everything from deal making to hanging out over a pickmeup of tea and tarts. The prior owner however found that family life needed to take center stage to all this renewed hustle and bustle, so the search was on to find a new man-ager. After a few meetings and assurance of keeping it a well running establishment, Morgana Kegan took over ownership of Cranberry Cove Cafe and Bakery.

Now we’ve all heard the rumors of someone buying shops and properties around the Cove, but Kegan assures the Gazette and the public that she has no intention of giving up the popular establishment. She promises to continue to bring the same great service everyone expects from the business as well as improve upon it. Every Wednesday expect a surprise as she will debut a new pastry and house drink. Rumor has it jams may play a part in this month’s new pastry, so come down to the coffee and tea house, be it to try new pastries or just get your regular.

SAPPHIRE SHOWINGS

3:00 p 5:00 p

7:00 p

9:15 p

12:10 p11:15 a 1:15 p

SerenityBitman Begins

Missy & Pooch IV

Happy Duck 11:15 a 1:15 p 3:00 p

Robo-Cos 7:00 p 9:15 p


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Cranberry Arts


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My mother and I are really close. I am 13. There is only one problem. She doesn’t know I go out with

boys. She is always telling her friends that I am different and not interested in that sort of thing. I want to know if I should tell her. The one other time I lied to her she cried because I kept a secret

from her. I need help.

BarbieDollop

Dear BarbieDollop,

I think you should be honest with your Mom. Think of how hurt she will be if she hears you are dating from someone else. I am sure it will hurt her to hear you

have been untruthful, but it is even more important that you owe up to her and apologize. I am sure you wanted her to be proud and brag about you, and it is

sad to disappoint her.

I would sit down privately with her, and tell her all. Remember to apologize. Ask for help in learning to be open and truthful, even when the truth is difficult. To be caught in a lie is one thing, but to owe up to a lie on your own and apologize is a way to build good strong

character.

You take care darling,Juliet²

If you’d like your questions answered by our tell it like it should be advisor, submit your inquires via postcard to the Gazette mailbox just outside our office on Parke Ave. You can also submit

them via e-mail or anonymously by phone!

ASK Juliet3

Straight Talk for the CoveThere was a terrible crime in our community last

year and it is now coming to trial. I cannot believe that people can treat each other so inhumanly. It seems as though more people, especially young and troubled kids, are lashing out against any-

one or anything they can catch at a disadvantage: children or animals, religious icons or racial differ-

ences. Why are these kids doing this?

ConcernedKaty

Dear ConcernedKaty,

I have always had a theory that the mentally and morally troubled are the canaries of a culture. They are cultural indicators. They act out the desires of the zeit-

geist, especially the hidden or not so hidden hatreds and fears. Right on the edge, they are the first to go

when the guardrails are removed. Many of the safety features normally in a culture to protect they young

have been eliminated.

Children are obedient; they do exactly what they are told. Look around you today to discover exactly what

we are telling them to do. Television, video games, magazines, commercials, and hobbled schools give chil-

dren. teens and adults hedonistic, violent messages. Unprotected children and teens as well as troubled

adults exposed to these messages will comply, to the great grief of the community and the nation.

Gazette Gifts

The new Arts Center is almost ready but they are missing one crucial element - A NAME! So they are turning to the good folks of Cranberry Cove to seek out a fitting name for this hallowed hall celebrating Cranberry

Cove many artists and artists at heart!

Please send your submissions to the Gazette by April 15th and if your chosen name is selected by the man-ager Ophelia Applewhyte, you receive an generous cash prize. There is power in a name after all...

Get those submissions in!

NEW CONTEST!

It’s Jam Season at the DeBaunter Estate Farms, and that means once again that some lucky Gazette readers are going home with a basket full

of delicious jams and fruit spreads!

This year the flavors are Apple Butter, Raspberry, Blueberry, Wild Berry, and Apricot!

Listen in every Wednesday to DJ Nova Mai on the KOVE.FM Morning Show for the trivia question of the day!

Call in with the right answer and you win!

GIVEAWAY PRIZE


April Specials:*NEW*

White Chocolate Easter Donuts buy 3 for $2.99, get one for 50 cents.

Jammin’ Pastriesbuy 6 for $3.50

Get a free 1/2 sheet cake with a purchase of $50 or more

Refer us to a friend and get your next sheet cake order free ($50 or more)

(Excluding new items and current promotions)


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April Specials:

Buy 1 cup of coffee, get one freeBuy any breakfast sandwich,

get the 2nd half off!

*NEW*Jammin’ Pasteries

$2.95 med. $3.95 Lg.

Try two today, one for you and one for your honey!

Classified AdsMmmm smell that fresh ground coffee brewing?

Cranberry Cove Coffee Shop & Bakery

THE SAPPHIRETHEATER

We Are Hiring!Call or go online!

Applications accepted during regular business hours((IM Sarah Starsider for more information))

Seeking professional help or counseling? Contact Dr. Valeria Pomroy and make your appointment

today.(555)295-2942 Walk-ins welcome

Wanted!Non-smoking housekeeper for work-

ing professional.

Free room & board. NO pets. Must be reliable, clean and have references.

email: [email protected] to apply

Quality one of kind antiques from around the world! Come in and browse, you never know what you might find!

Fresh and dried herbs sold year round! Try our naturally made fragrances,

soaps, and hair products!

Spring SpecialsPeppermint & Chamomile tea blend

for cold relief!

Located in the Captain’s Quarters Plaza!

Green Daisy Book Shop( located in the Captains Quarters)

All Easter books are buy 1, get one half off


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Classified Ads

The Bluefin Tavern will be offering regular specials every other day of the week and on the weekends

Mondays – Fresh Soup and Sandwich Day Wednesdays – Lobster Lunch and Dinner specials for two

Fridays – Family Night. Meals for kids are free while meals for adults are two for oneSaturdays – Shellfish dishes are half off with a drink

Sundays – Brunch Specials! Enjoy Breakfast specials done the Bluefin way!

Catering services and booking for private functions are available.Need help with planning your next function? Amara’s offering her event coordinator skills. She make sure that everything needed to get your unction on its way to being memorable is set and caters to all your per-

sonal touches! Call (207) 374 - XXXX [IM Amara Parmelee] for more information]

A Private Space Just for you! Reserve the Bluefin Tavern for private functions!Private Reservations of the Bluefin Tavern are available and must be made in person and in advance.

Fees are to be paid upfront, no refunds sorry.

The hose & harp pubLocated on the corner of Short Street & Williamson Drive, the

Hose and Harp Pub harkens back to the Irish Pubs of old!Come on down for a helpin’ of locally brewed ales &

great atmosphere!Watch the games in style while rubbing elbows with the men and

women of Cranberry Cove’s Fire Company!


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HOROSCOPESYou’ve likely been laboring all winter long towards something, and if that’s the case, the first signs of blossoming spring could well appear on the 1st and 2nd. Do you get a phone call from a cli-ent? Or an email from that cutie you’ve been getting to know? Either way, it feels good. Keep up the good work! Some serious emotional work is the order of the day on the 6th. So give yourself time

to go deep into a few unresolved issues and old, stuck feel-ings. Process them. Feel them. Let them go. By the why-rush-it 11th and 12th, why rush it? Take a nice long breath and look around. You have all the time in the world! Give yourself a pep talk on the 17th. You achieve a long-held goal on the 22nd or 23rd, and it feels really good.

Aries3/21 - 4/19

You kick off this month seriously on fire! You get what you want and you want what you get and you love being around the people in your life and they love being around you and that great news at work just gives everything an extra boost on the 1st and 2nd. Yes! Be sure to spend a little quality time out of doors to seal the deal on all this wonderful-

ness. Pep up your workout routine with something a little scintillating on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Tango? Tap? Two-step? Heck, twerking? What-ever it is, make sure it pops. Just be sure to stay grounded.

Taurus4/20 - 5/20

Focus on the 1st. Focus on the 2nd. Then focus some more. How? Well, what about going to yoga, meditating, then turning off the internet and locking the door to your office and totally going for it, work-wise? Or, follow steps one through three (above), then heading out to the beach with your honey to really talk things over. The more you can eliminate unnecessary distractions

and cultivate a meaningful understanding of the situation at hand, the better off you’ll be. Great news comes your way sooner than you think!

Gemini5/21 - 6/21

You’ve got a lot of amazing, ground-breaking, slightly wild, slightly ‘wow’ en-ergy flowing on the 1st and 2nd. Wow! Let it flow! Don’t worry about people’s reactions (they’ll love it, promise). Just tap into your inner entertainer and go! Great days are coming your way on the 6th and 7th, particularly if you tell them everything that’s on your mind. Even if

it feels hard to do. You need to communicate, you know! And you’ll feel way better, afterwards. In fact, you’ll probably feel fantastic. Set your bound-aries. Stick to them. Help someone out on the 25th. You will be glad you did!

Cancer6/22 - 7/22

You start out the month thinking about your place in the grand scheme of things on the 1st and 2nd. Do you belong here, or there? With the go-getters or the do-gooders? Both at once? Neither? Give the system some serious thought. What’s it all mean? You want to under-stand the framework within which you work, so that you can work it. You know?

By the pretty amazing 8th, 9th and 10th, you see some amazing results. It paid off to understand how things around you were working, didn’t it?

Leo7/23 - 8/22

Pack an overnight bag on the 1st or 2nd, then board a bus or a train or a plane or get in your car, pick up a buddy or a true love or a best friend or a cool cat you just connected with, and head out for a mini-adventure! You’re ready to see something new and chat over candlelight and explore your surroundings and the meaning of life, all at once. It’s awesome,

and you want to really get into it right now. By the 10th, you need to be flexible. So stretch. Then stretch some more. Again. Good! You love this great energy that’s inundating you, don’t you! They do, too. If you’re feeling restless at home or at work on the 16th or 17th, then it is up to you to tell whoever you need to tell that you need to do whatever it is you need to do to quell this restless energy.

Virgo8/23 - 9/22


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HOROSCOPESWow! You are in for one wonderful start to the month on the 1st and 2nd. You’re in touch with your creative energies, you’re in touch with your emotions, you’re experiencing the world as it is in all its munificent glory. Plus you’re so darned organized! It’s super impres-sive. Be sure to have a really great time right now. Turn your attention towards

helping others see the beauty and joy you’re able to experience on a regular basis. Great news keeps you in terrific spirits on the 13th, 14th and 15th. If you’re feeling a little melancholic on the 20th or 21st, take a time out and do something really special for you.

Libra9/23 - 10/22

Any good relationship is going to benefit from open communication, from putting your cards on the table, from knowing what you need and expressing that. So on the 1st and 2nd, do just that. If the relationship doesn’t get better as a result, then maybe it isn’t a relationship you really want to be in. Regardless, keep communicating! By the super-intuitive

6th and 7th, your Spidey-senses are off the charts! You know what you want and how and why and when. You are king or queen of the hill on the 16th and 17th. Your amazing charm and irresistible magnetism make you an astounding phenomenon. And everybody likes it that way.

Scorpio10/23 - 11/21

Don’t try to overeat your way to happi-ness on the 1st or 2nd (or any other day, for that matter). No, an extra helping of fudge sauce isn’t going to make that double cheeseburger digest any better. Where is this desire to pig out coming from, any-way? Is it maybe a frustrated desire to get outside and go for a run? Then, heck, sugar pie, get outside and go for a run! It will be

so much more healthy for you than a mongo club sandwich and fries. You need to follow your own energetic impulses. Your horizons need some expansion, from the looks of things, on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Why not head to the beach? Talk about every little thing on the 29th and 30th. Seriously! A little communication goes a long way, and a lot of communication goes even further. Wonderful!

Sagittarius11/22 - 12/21

Your key word for the 1st and 2nd is: In-dulge! Yes, indulge in romance. Indulge in spending quality time with friends and family. Indulge in loving your work. Indulge in getting a good night’s sleep. Indulge in some amazing, healthy meals. Hey, wait a second! It looks like indulging is just about he best thing you could be doing for yourself! Amazing,

how well that all worked out! How about keeping it up, all month long? If there’s a problem you spot on the 6th or 7th, deal with it. Immediately. Cultural activities really stimu-late your brain and your soul, so go to the movies or the museum or the opera. Revel in your integrity on the pretty awesome 29th and 30th. You’ve earned it! Then go out and spend a little time in the sun. It’ll really perk you up.

Capricorn12/22 - 1/19

Some strange tales passed down through the family catch your attention on the 1st and 2nd. Investigate! Go out and visit Great Uncle Harold at the nurs-ing home. What does he have to say about that mysterious family jewel that disappeared decades ago? Maybe you can track down, if not the jewel itself, a pretty terrific story! You definitely

want to be pulling your weight when it comes to household chores. New experiences are just what your spring-timey soul is yearning for! You truly are an inspiration to the people around you. Delve into some more mysteries from the past on the 29th and 30th. You never know what you’ll find! There are so many mysteries to uncover.

Aquarius1/20 - 2/18

Cook yourself a wonderful dinner on the 1st. Sit down, light a candle, and enjoy every bite. If at all possible, do this alone: You are in need of some serious ‘you’ time. Get in some major nurturing and a good night’s sleep and see if you don’t feel a million times better after-wards. Don’t let some mixed signals mix you up on the 4th and 5th. Do some deep

breathing and check in with yourself to see where you’re at, and stick with your boundaries. On the 15th, Confront a relationship problem head-on. Help someone help you, then thank the heck out of them on the 20th and 21st. They’ll be happy to have helped.a

Pisces2/19 - 3/20