creative resume
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A fictional resume created using vectors from Illustrator. Assembled in InDesignTRANSCRIPT
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Dear Phillip,I am aware that we were both caught off
guard when our friends set us up on this date.
I guess when youre single, your friends feel
a sort of obligation to help.
Regardless, I thought I would send you a
little bit about myself. I enclosed a resume
detailing my experiences.Essentially, I have become a professional
blind date. Best regards,
Education:North Carolina State University
B.A.- SpontenaityMasters Degree- Small Talk
Ph.D- Awkward Situations
I make awkward look easy!Skills:-Small talk-Slurping spaghetti
-Eating Chocolates-Making excuses to leave
-Pretending not to be bored
Kara Andersen
Professional Blind Date
Hobbies-Painting my nails
-Doing my hair
-Reading the dictionary-Taking naps
207 Mockingbird Lane, Ashville, NC 70714Ph. 709-272-7706
Experiences:I have been on 75 blind dates. Some experiences of note include:
*Sneaking away after a date wouldnt stop loudly slurping spaghetti.
This man was an FBI agent, so sneaking anywhere is a feat.
*Suffering through a date with 2 B-grade movies, a 4 hour wait for
dinner, and walk in the rain with no umbrella.
*Having a date to a professional wrestling match.
*Surviving being capsized after a date took me sailing and a
storm came up while we were at sea.
*During one date, the man would not stop literally throwing
flowers at me. I ended up leaving be cause I am allergic to flowers.
*We once ended up getting lost on the bad side of town.Thugs
almost nearly kidnapped me.
*During a hot air balloon ride, the balloon crashed, stranding us
in the middle of the Appalachians at night.