Daily Police Blotter

Police Blooter File No. W757320 For Offical Staff Eyes Only

Operation Clean SlateTranscribed by Officer Kelliss, BN617829

Operation Clean Slate was approved by City Hall and the Upper management of the police department of multiple districts in creating a specific task force of officers designed to curtail organized vandalism and graffiti throughout the entire city, with the intended goal of apprehending high-profile taggers and supervising the successful promotion and application of approved street art projects.

4:50am: Officer Kelliss, Dragon District Captain Lawscaleski, Officer Swolensworth and Officer Loxen convene as part of “Task Force White Paint” receive anonymous tip on “World’s a Can-vas” art collective suspected of high-profile taggings in var-ious districts. Officers approach the building w/ warrant, im-mediately notice fleeing suspects and give chase. Three perps are detained for questioning, two resist arrest and are promptly booked as such. All five suspects are pending trial.

8:00am - 11:30am: White Paint along with municipal painters cov-er wall that has been defaced by various street gangs in Dragon District. Supervise authorized piece “tha rule of dragginz” made by Kalderox the Painterly.

12:36pm: Officers are subject to fire as 67th street gang at-tempts to tag authorized piece, but drive them off after being authorized to use lethal force. Kalderox the Painterly is held in suspicion of illegally possessing a firearm, but is released.

1:30pm: 67th Street Gang members apprehended without further confrontation, as apparently all members had unloaded all am-munition in their loadouts without hitting a single shot. All are being charged with resisting arrest, fleeing the scene of a crime, and illegal possession of a firearm, and are being held for further questioning.

2:45pm: Task Force is given a tip regarding infamous tagger known as “Sneaky Pete“ on the corner of Ashgrove and Muncin, but lead turns up no further evidence.

3:00pm-3:45pm: Task force finds confirmed “Sneaky Pete” tag reading “Ecdonbals is president”. Municipal painters are called, and arrive to cover wall in white paint. Procedure finishes with

Officer notes: He’s really lost his touch if that’s the best so-cial commentary he can come up with.

4:00pm: Owner of Art studio on 98th and Ashgrove is questioned for possible leads. Information on “Managerie Artiste”, an Avante-garde art gallery in fey district has occasionally al-lowed high-profile taggers to create artwork in their space.

Operation a modest success. Information gathered is critical and Task Force White Paint’s defense of city approved street art is commendable, but will require further operations and intelli-gence to properly address high-profile taggings.

TN8383892Transcribed by Officer Biznatch, BN1911114:29pm Officer Biznatch (BN191111) arrived at the Recline Furniture fol-lowing up on rumors of suspicious activity. The previous reports had shown multiple cases of furniture moving that many customers had some strange injuries.

4:39 pm Officer Biznatch (BN191111) then made the discovery of an unli-censed Mimic breeding occurring below the establishment. The owner Gop-tren Jewel claimed it to be an infestation only to find books and memora-bilia used for the illegal trade.

4:41pm Officer Biznatch (BN191111) was attacked by multiple mimics dis-guised as recliners and pull out beds. Officer Biznatch (BN191111) suf-fered injuries and required immediate backup. He along with the Mr. Jewel barricaded themselves in a backroom storage closet. Back was underway.

5:20pm Officer Cralist (BN3839391) and Officer Nutzz (BN2010026) arrived at the scene and began chopping down the belligerent furniture. Both of-ficers suffered heavy wounds and managed to push their way to Officer Bi-znatch (BN191111). They turned around only to find the mimics had escaped out the front door of the establishment.

Report has established that multiple pieces of furniture is to be con-sidered both armed and dangerous. To all officers be on the lookout for. Mr.Jewel has been arrested and charged with illegal breeding of a Class 3 bestiary.

Blue recliner chairRed tabletopBlack leather chairWhite and pink bed and pillowsBrown and gold grandfather clockA silver service bell.

TN8383892Transcribed by: Officer Glassachusetts, BN702212:18 Dispatch receives emergency report of abduction in Draconic Dis-trict. Patrol car #18 is diverted from patrol to respond to the scene.

12:22 Dispatch receives a report of a gray minivan driving with erratic behavior. Van matches description of vehicle reported in initial abduc-tion call. Patrol cars #19 and #21 are nearby and diverted to intercept.

12:23 Dispatch receives reports of a gray minivan crashing into a

12: 25 Patrol cars #19 and #21 arrive on the scene. Citizens are diverted and, after confirming the scene is safe per rapid response protocol to an accident scene, officers approach the vehicle. Two human males suffering lacerations to the face and arms are extracted, as well as a kobold fe-male suffering a concussion. EMS is contacted, and the victims are trans-ported by ambulance to a hospital. Patrol cars #19 and #21 follow.

14:47 After treatment the humans confess to abducting the kobold, having assumed it was a young dragon. Intent was to hold the abductee in pursuit of ransom. Kobold began to struggle, clawing at captors, resulting in the humans losing control of the vehicle. Both humans were arrested on multi-ple charges.

15:13 Cars #18, #19, and #21 are returned to patrol.

TN09375828 MVA Hit-and-RunTranscribed by Officer Logan Fairchild, BN4096

15:45. Officer Fairchild (BN4096) arrived on scene to a hit-and-run involving two sedans in the 200 block of 4th St. in the Heav-ens Ward. The sedan at the scene suffered enough damage to be totaled, with the driver and passenger transported to local hos-pitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

16:12 Investigators Sgt. Samson (BN34528) and Captain Morehouse (BN659821) arrive at the scene. Within minutes, a quick investi-gation resulted in the offending vehicle found in the 4000 block on James St. Due to proximity to the Fay Ward, Officer Killedules (BN72901, Fay Ward Jurisdiction) was called in for an assist.

16:47 The driver, a teenage drow male, whose name has been with-held due to the ambiguity of his status as a minor, was appre-hended and charged with leaving the scene of an accident, vehic-ular assault, and several counts of possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell after an investigation into the ve-hicle and home turned up multiple narcotics and stolen prescrip-tion drugs. Information has been forwarded to Officer [redact-ed] (BN420) in the Drug Crimes Division to be added to Operation Candyman (Originally CN41049420).

17:33 Return to patrol.

Synopsis: Hit-and-run resulted in a drug bust as runaway driver found with narcotics and stolen drugs. Case file forwarded to on-going case on one of multiple potential suppliers.

13:20. Receive call for assistance concerning a collision on the off ramp for exit 32. Officer Danielson Brightbart (BN849524) was the nearest unit.

13:25. Officer Brightbart arrived on the scene of the accident. The two vehicles, one was an oversized Aoyat Expanse Pickup and the other a lightweight WM Froggy, were pulled to the side of the road with a small stream of traffic. The drivers, Mr. Eragrax Moncal (Dragonborn) and Mr. Tanlen Twiddlefingers (Gnome) were on the side of the road have a disagreement.

13:38. After calming the pair down and separating them to their own vehicles, Officer Brightbart received the license and regis-trations for both men and ran them through the computer as per standard procedure. As it ran, Officer Brightbart inspected both vehicles and took both the men’s statement of what happened. Ev-idence showed that the driver in the Expanse didn’t see the Frog-gy when it came off the highway and rear-ended them.

13:50. Once the information was ran, Officer Brightbart present-ed both men with their citations as evidence for the insurances. Mr. Twiddlefingers climbed into the Expanse and left the scene safely. Mr. Moncal got behind the wheel of the Froggy and after 3 failed attempts to restart it Officer Brightbart called in for a Tow Truck

14:21. Tow Truck arrives to pick up Mr. Moncal and the WM Frog-gy. Officer Brightbart directed traffic for the time being until the car was lifted onto the Tow Truck and Mr. Moncal was able to leave with his vehicle

TN53098134Transcribed by Officer Na’ar, BN386941)

8:45 A.M: Received Call from Griffin Smith about a tressym and a six year old stuck in a tree. Sent Officers Baccheon(BN#760493) and Na’ar(BN#386941) to go investigate and question the caller.

9:20 A.M: Officers Baccheon and Na’ar arrived at the location and found Griffin Smith with the tressym and child in question. Upon further questioning, Smith told the officers that his brother and pet got stuck up in the tree after a “rowdy time.”

9:40 A.M: Fire Department arrives shortly to remove the child and tressym. Mr.Smith was given a ticket for not having a prop-er leash for his pet and a warning to pay more attention to those he’s with.

Overtime Opportunities(Please Speak To Your Supiors For Approval)

•Need 2 Officers to help crowd control at Captain Frosty’s Ice Cream Shope on the conner of Sedgway and Northshire St for it’s Annual Ice Cream Social. This is a 7 Hour Event. Free Ice Cream for Volunteers.

•Need 4 Officers to help with the overnight supervision of the North-ern Valey Technical Magical Middle school for the yearly overnight lock-in. Riot shields and magical wards will be provided due to pranks.

•An officer is needed to head down to the Lich Ward to drop documents from the brass. Any officer that makes there and back safely will have one-week vacation on top of their one week of curse quarantine.

TN51687523 Transcribed by Officer Danielson Brightbart, BN849524

510 in the Lower HeavensTranscribed by Officer Tickles, BN58092512:42 AM: 911 call received concerning reckless driving and potential illegal racing activity starting from the corner of Wight Blvd and 901 Street. Officer Tickles (BN 580925) is the closest respondent, begins moving to location in Car 47.

12:43 AM: Officer Tickles arrives to 901 by Treant Ave, is almost imme-diately struck by a speeding centaur going 120 kph in a 50 kph zone, fol-lowed closely by a goblin driving a bright-red Fjord 2015 Minotaur. Offi-cer Tickles enters pursuit.

12:47 AM: After chasing racers for 8 blocks, Centaur causes the Fjord Mi-notaur to spin out with a swift kick to its left front wheel, where it crashes into Car 47. Thankfully Officer Tickles is able to take evasive maneuvers to mitigate harm to herself, and she is able to apprehend the goblin suspect. Ambulance called.

12:52 AM: Ambulance arrives. Officer Tickles is able to discern from sus-pect that the illegal race was organized by a branch of the Bridge Gang as a means to assert dominance over the Centaurians, a new all centaur gang that formed in the Central Ward. Goblin makes many assertions of them holding “some fuckin’ wild ass powers”, gesturing non-dismembered arm towards front of Fjord Minotaur. Officer Tickles receives light med-ical attention from EMTs before leaving with an ambulance to monitor the suspect as they are taken to Rampoon General Hospital. Tow truck arrives to impound the remains of Fjord Minotaur and take Car 47 to the scrapy-ard.

Credits@Skyonair_ - Officer Kelliss, BN617829 - Writer

@wxchuck - Officer Fairchild, BN4096 - Writer

@TheThreadWeaver - Officer Glassachusetts, BN7022 - Writer

DocHoliday45 - Officer Biznatch, BN191111 - Writer

@alcoholoch - Officer Tickles, BN580925 - Writer

@KiaraRhyne1 - Officer Na’ar, BN386941 - Writer

@Cakeboss419 - Klaus Lange Art - Artist

TheHoodedTeddy13 - Seal Insperation - Artist

@Jimtherabidcow - Officer Danielson Brightbart, BN849524 - Writer, Assembling, Seal maker

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