dana
DESCRIPTION
This is just a little glimpse at Dana\’s lifeTRANSCRIPT
By Kyle Manston
Birth
• May 22, 1995
• Born in Somalia
• Has an identical twin
Best Friends
• Mitchell perun
• Dan putman
Enemies
• Alex Kuretich
• Emily Dunkkkk
Hobbies
• Making stories of rain
• Destroying lives
• Going to iraq
END
•JK!!!!!
Career
• Part time stripper
• Full time hooker
• Priest at pre-school on weekends
Secrets
• Creeps on alex kuretich
• Plans on killing emily with kyle
• She is just like her great step uncle
• Secretly adores dan from great distances
quotes
• The saucers are up there, the grave yard is over there, and im locked up in here. I will be safe (plan 9 from outer space)
• Screw the rubbers, im on the pill
• FUCK THE POLICE!
Favorite
• Favorite class: sex ed
• Favorite food: your mom
• Favorite thing to do: coke
• Favorite animal: gorilla
F****d up family
• Great step-uncle was a cross-dressing director
• Mom is a meth dealing, crack whore
• Dad is a stay at home parent who watches over dana’s many children
Dana AFTER HOURS
• Do I even need to say!?
Dana when angered
• RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
WINNNNNN
Dana’s angry baby
• Someone took after their mother………
Marrage
• On November 19, 2006 Dana got married
• It was unfortunately interrupted with a shooting by an alien
•HA
House
• What was she thinking!?!?!?!?
pets
Fluffy Bounce allot
S
H
A
R
K
Y
CHOMPY