dear graham

8/4/2019 Dear Graham

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Dear GrahamDear Graham

This is an attachment, to theThis is an attachment, to the

email of my confirmation ofemail of my confirmation ofattendance to the 2011 Newattendance to the 2011 NewZealand Road Racing relayZealand Road Racing relay

championships to take place inchampionships to take place inAuckland on the 3Auckland on the 3rdrd of Sep 2011of Sep 2011


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Reasons for attendanceReasons for attendance

I am attending because YOU have invited me to,I am attending because YOU have invited me to,as the number 9 on the rankings listas the number 9 on the rankings list

But 2 people in front of me on the rankings arentBut 2 people in front of me on the rankings arentgoing so Im technically 7going so Im technically 7thth. BY the way those to. BY the way those topeople are Kieron and Lauchie incase you didntpeople are Kieron and Lauchie incase you didntknow.know.

I am also attending because running is myI am also attending because running is myfavourite sportfavourite sport

Ialso love the road trip that comes with

Ialso love the road trip that comes withattendance at the 2011 New Zealand Roadattendance at the 2011 New Zealand Road

Racing relay championships to take place inRacing relay championships to take place inAuckland on the 3Auckland on the 3rdrd of Sep 2011of Sep 2011


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Reasons ccnnttddReasons ccnnttdd

The last bullet point on my previous slideThe last bullet point on my previous slideis actually in correct, because our ventureis actually in correct, because our venturebegins on the 2begins on the 2ndnd day of September 2011day of September 2011and finishes on the 4and finishes on the 4thth dayday I am also attending because I love myI am also attending because I love mygroup, they are coolies.group, they are coolies.I am also attending because I love youI am also attending because I love youGraham TattersallGraham Tattersall

I am also attending because Mummy andI am also attending because Mummy andDaddy said I could.Daddy said I could.I am also attending Because I hate schoolI am also attending Because I hate schooland want a day off.and want a day off.


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CntdCntd

I also have the intention of attendanceI also have the intention of attendancebecause it will be my 3because it will be my 3rdrd successive tripsuccessive trip

I also intend to attend because This willI also intend to attend because This willgenerate a platform for team bondinggenerate a platform for team bondingwhich I am a huge fan of.which I am a huge fan of.

I also want to attend because I believeI also want to attend because I believe

this year may be our most successful yet.this year may be our most successful yet.I also wish to attend because Nike saysI also wish to attend because Nike saysJust do it.Just do it.


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Half way SummaryHalf way Summary

In short Graham, This email is just toIn short Graham, This email is just toexplain to you why I want to attend theexplain to you why I want to attend the2011 New Zealand Road Racing relay2011 New Zealand Road Racing relaychampionships to take place in Aucklandchampionships to take place in Aucklandon the 3on the 3rdrd of Sep 2011.of Sep 2011.I want to do it because I love you and theI want to do it because I love you and theteam.team.I Because I like runningI Because I like running

Oh thats right I also have the intention ofOh thats right I also have the intention ofattending because I intend to pay youattending because I intend to pay yousoonishsoonish


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How and whatHow and what

I believe that I should go because II believe that I should go because Iam number 9 in the rankings, but asam number 9 in the rankings, but aspreviously pointed out 2 people inpreviously pointed out 2 people in

front of me on the rankings arentfront of me on the rankings arentgoing so Im technically 7going so Im technically 7thth. BY the. BY theway those to people are Kieron andway those to people are Kieron andLauchie incase you didnt know.Lauchie incase you didnt know.

I am also ahead of people too, this isI am also ahead of people too, this iswhy I am eligible.why I am eligible.


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HistoryHistory

The New Zealand Road Racing relayThe New Zealand Road Racing relaychampionships date back to 1361championships date back to 1361

when the maoris and stuff used towhen the maoris and stuff used torace from bluff to melbourne. Yeahrace from bluff to melbourne. Yeahand I also done it for the last 2and I also done it for the last 2years, so yeah.years, so yeah.


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Career to dateCareer to date

I believe I should go because in year 4, II believe I should go because in year 4, Icame second in the Wellington zone xc, tocame second in the Wellington zone xc, toa big black guy, who was probably in yeara big black guy, who was probably in year

10 he was called Barkhad Mohammed.10 he was called Barkhad Mohammed.In year 5, just 1 year later I was in yearIn year 5, just 1 year later I was in year5, and he was in.. Year fucken 45, and he was in.. Year fucken 4again WTF!!! And so later that year Iagain WTF!!! And so later that year I

joined scottish harriers so yeahjoined scottish harriers so yeahAnd then year 6, I won wellington zonesAnd then year 6, I won wellington zonesand Barkhad Mohammedwas in year 5!!!and Barkhad Mohammedwas in year 5!!!WTF!!!!!WTF!!!!!


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Career continuedCareer continued

In year 7 I did the scots college 2 km run,In year 7 I did the scots college 2 km run,and then I was asked ifI wanted to joinand then I was asked ifI wanted to jointhis lunch time running group with thisthis lunch time running group with thisreally old guy called.. Don DOugleish..really old guy called.. Don DOugleish..

And he raped me, so then I got asked toAnd he raped me, so then I got asked tojoin this other group only, with this cooljoin this other group only, with this cooldude called Graham Tattersall so.. I did Idude called Graham Tattersall so.. I did Iwon some races as a year 7 but Barkhadwon some races as a year 7 but BarkhadMohammed was in year 6!!!! WTF!!!! ThenMohammed was in year 6!!!! WTF!!!! ThenI did a RELAY, it was called WanganuiI did a RELAY, it was called WanganuiLakes relay, And I did a good time, whichLakes relay, And I did a good time, whichI think is still the SC recordI think is still the SC record


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In year 8 I ran again, basically the same story asIn year 8 I ran again, basically the same story asyear 7, except I was in year 8 instead andyear 7, except I was in year 8 instead andBarkhad Mohammed was in year 7!!! WTF!!!!Barkhad Mohammed was in year 7!!! WTF!!!!

In year 9 I ran at the wellington regionalIn year 9 I ran at the wellington regionalSecondary Schools xc champs. And came 2Secondary Schools xc champs. And came 2ndnd to ato abig black guy, he was called Barkhadbig black guy, he was called BarkhadMohammed. And he was in year 9 now!!!! WTFMohammed. And he was in year 9 now!!!! WTFhappened to year 8!!!????happened to year 8!!!????

Later that year I received and email similar to theLater that year I received and email similar to theone I got 2 days ago asking me to go to theone I got 2 days ago asking me to go to theroad relays..,. And I didroad relays..,. And I did


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And then last year I also went to theAnd then last year I also went to theroad relays.road relays.

And yeah so yupp umm yeah, thatsAnd yeah so yupp umm yeah, thatswhy I should go again this year..why I should go again this year..


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What and howWhat and how

Also I should attend because of theAlso I should attend because of thequalities that I posses, I.e. writing emailsqualities that I posses, I.e. writing emailsand cookingand cookingAlso I intend to attend via A plane on theAlso I intend to attend via A plane on the22ndnd of september.of september.Graham I would also like to say sorry forGraham I would also like to say sorry formy late response to your urgent email,my late response to your urgent email,sorry I will sort my shit out.sorry I will sort my shit out.

I hope that my dedication to this email willI hope that my dedication to this email willmake up for it, I missed out on homeworkmake up for it, I missed out on homeworkfor thisfor this ..!!!!..!!!!


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SorrySorry

Yeah, again Graham I would like toYeah, again Graham I would like toapologise profoundly for my lateness andapologise profoundly for my lateness andlake of urgency, hopefully it will belake of urgency, hopefully it will beexerted on the race course. XOXOXOX Iexerted on the race course. XOXOXOX I

am really really really really really reallyam really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really sorry.really really really really really sorry.


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NOTICE FORWHAC JUNIOR MENNOTICE FORWHAC JUNIOR MEN

WHAC will again be attending the annual NZ Road Relay Champs, with up to 40+ members travelling. This is an updateWHAC will again be attending the annual NZ Road Relay Champs, with up to 40+ members travelling. This is an updateon arrangements for the Junior Men contingent.on arrangements for the Junior Men contingent.

We will be entering TWO Junior Men teams this year, 5 per relay team. This is TEN athletes with two team managersWe will be entering TWO Junior Men teams this year, 5 per relay team. This is TEN athletes with two team managers

(myself and Anthony Stubbs). At this stage, you are included in the squad, and the 10 athletes to travel and compete(myself and Anthony Stubbs). At this stage, you are included in the squad, and the 10 athletes to travel and competewill be selected nearer the date, based upon winter performances.will be selected nearer the date, based upon winter performances.Details are:Details are:

WHEN and WHEREWHEN and WHERESaturday 3 September in Auckland. See http://www.pakrun.org.nz/nzroadrelay/nzroadrelay.asp?roadrelayid=1 for raceSaturday 3 September in Auckland. See http://www.pakrun.org.nz/nzroadrelay/nzroadrelay.asp?roadrelayid=1 for raceinformation.information.

TRAVELTRAVELWHAC has made a group flight booking on Jetstar:WHAC has made a group flight booking on Jetstar:Friday 2 SepFriday 2 Sep Wgtn to Akld 8.20amWgtn to Akld 8.20amSunday 4 SepSunday 4 Sep Akld to Wgtn 10.30am.Akld to Wgtn 10.30am.

ImportantImportant Non refundable deposits have been paid, with the balance of airfare due on 19 July. Passenger names notNon refundable deposits have been paid, with the balance of airfare due on 19 July. Passenger names notrequired until late August.required until late August.

ACCOMMODATIONACCOMMODATIONThe JM will stay at the Manukau Top 10 Holiday Park in motel style units.The JM will stay at the Manukau Top 10 Holiday Park in motel style units.

GROUND TRANSPORTGROUND TRANSPORTRental vehicles have been arranged.Rental vehicles have been arranged.

COSTCOST

In previous years WHAC has successfully applied for grants, and these applications have been submitted. We areIn previous years WHAC has successfully applied for grants, and these applications have been submitted. We areawaiting the outcome at this stage, but reasonably confident of receiving some funding. In addition, WHAC will pay allawaiting the outcome at this stage, but reasonably confident of receiving some funding. In addition, WHAC will pay allentry fees.entry fees.Consequently, a definite cost is not yet available, but an estimate of $200+ would be realistic. This will include returnConsequently, a definite cost is not yet available, but an estimate of $200+ would be realistic. This will include returnairfare, accommodation, ground transport, fuel, and entry fees.airfare, accommodation, ground transport, fuel, and entry fees.An accurate cost will be available shortly.An accurate cost will be available shortly.

ACTION REQUIRED NOW !!!ACTION REQUIRED NOW !!!Due to the conditions of the group airfare booking, all team members are required to travel on the flights listed above.Due to the conditions of the group airfare booking, all team members are required to travel on the flights listed above.Consequently, I need to know now if:Consequently, I need to know now if:1. You are NOT available and wish to withdraw from the Squad1. You are NOT available and wish to withdraw from the Squad2. You are unable to travel on the flights listed above for any reason.2. You are unable to travel on the flights listed above for any reason.

Kind regards, Nicholas Euan LucieKind regards, Nicholas Euan Lucie--SmithSmith


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