devopsdays pgh: how to fail with one weird trick

SCRUM MASTERS HATE HIM!!!! How To Fail With One Weird Trick @petecheslock

Pete Cheslock Was Asked to Run the DevOps Team But You Wont Believe What Happens Next @petecheslock

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@petecheslock Who is this failure? Pete Cheslock Currently: Funemployed Previously: Systems, Automation, RelEng for Dyn Tech Ops for Sonian

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@petecheslock Thomas Edison I have not failed 700 times. I have not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work.

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@petecheslock My One DevOps Slide I Blame DevOps on Agile

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@petecheslock CHIEF DEVOPS OFFICERS HATE HIM!!!!! Weird Trick #1 Build a DevOps team to work along side your Dev and Ops team.

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@petecheslock DevOps is a cultural and professional movement. Period. Thats it Theres no technology, you cant patent devops. Adam Jacobs, Velocity 2010 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw

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@petecheslock What does your organization represent? What are your real values, vs the actual values of your org Do you incentivize collaboration or politics?

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@petecheslock Devops means giving a shit about your job enough to not pass the buck. Devops means giving a shit about your job enough to want to learn all the parts and not just your little world. John Vincent (@lusis) http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/

@petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level

@petecheslock Dr. W. Edwards Demming The worker is not the problem. The problem is at the top! Management!

@petecheslock You Get the DevOps You Deserve

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@petecheslock http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of-Stable-Teams

@petecheslock Build strong teams first. Assign them problems later

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@petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level

@petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level 1. 2. 3. Priorities Priorities 1. 2. 3.

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@petecheslock Organizations which design systems ... are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organizations Melvin Conway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law

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@petecheslock Deploy Openstack a better way to manag Deploy Openstack

@petecheslock Cultivate Trust and Learning

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@petecheslock GROWTH HACKERS HATE THEM!!!!! Bonus Weird Trick Buy My DevOps First taste is free

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@petecheslock Would you rather be Systems Engineer IV or Senior DevOps Engineer? Answer: They both kinda suck.

@petecheslock Im a system admin, I dont write code Soon to be Unemployable SysAdmin

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@petecheslock A failure of DevOps is EVERYONEs failure

@petecheslock It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. Dr. W. Edwards Deming There is no substitute for knowledge.

Thank You @petecheslock [email protected]

@petecheslock Reading List Adam Jacobs Velocity 2010 talk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw John Vincent - Devops, the Title Match - http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/ Chris Fry on the Power of Small Teams - http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of- Stable-Teams Conways Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law Patty McCord - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3e1lnixKBM

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