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Distance from Perfect Ian Lurie CEO, Portent @portentint
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AAAAAAAAIan’s Roofing
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As a explicit art fashionable for an advertising organization, you will job to assist put up for auction customers' crop and/or armed forces to their aim marketplace by your original skill and technological ability. Your skills and ability will be used to put the clients' offerings and brand image in the best possible light, whether through television, the Internet or various print mediums.
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back the @#$! off
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Chase this
mwahahahaha
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Perfect I’M SO CUTE & FLUFFY. REMEMBER ME IN YOUR
DREAMS.
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Imperfect
you’ll remember me. in your nightmares.
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The human brain measures
Distance From Perfect
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It’s programmed into us
might eat us
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It’s programmed into us
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No eyes + overbite
Perfect
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No eyes + overbite + hairless
Perfect
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No eyes + overbite + hairless + chews through concrete
Perfect
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It’s programmed into us
It’s the sum of many things
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It’s programmed into us
It’s the sum of many things
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It’s programmed into us
It’s the sum of many things
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Every algorithm wants minimal Distance From Perfect
money money money
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Ian Lurie I Portent I CEO I [email protected] I @portentint
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PPC Quality score
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An Adwords quality score of 1 can increase click costs 600%
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Successful digital marketing minimizes
Distance From Perfect
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Will
Ask
10,000 blog posts
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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5,000 blog posts
i need more blog posts!!!!
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5,000 blog posts
10,000 blog posts
!!@#)(*!$!!
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Broken links + slow + writing + fewer blog posts
Perfect
Them
Me
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Broken links + slow + writing
Perfect
Them
Me
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it’s all content for
@#$)(!*@ sake
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Will
Ask
using the right words
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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“I sell athletic footwear! Not running shoes!” “Philistine!”
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Hidden for “privacy”
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Adwords Keyword Planner
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AUDIENCE Google Insights for Search
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Onsite search data
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MOZ Keyword Explorer
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MOZ Keyword Explorer
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Will
Ask
being fully descriptive
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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The blank sheet of paper test
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Would this, written on a blank sheet of paper, explain the contents to a complete stranger?
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No Supreme Court Tries Sodomy
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Yes Supreme Court Tries Sodomy Case
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NEW PRE-OWNED SPECIALS
Could be anything
Navigation
Spoke n Spoke Car Company
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NEW GM CARS PRE-OWNED SPECIALS
Fully descriptive
Spoke n Spoke Car Company
Navigation
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No New & Used BMW 330e for sale
Title tag
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Yes New BMW 330e for sale
Title tag
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No The Pedal Pusher
Title tag
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Yes Bicycles and bike repair – The Pedal Pusher
Title tag
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Use your highest-clickthru PPC ad text as your description tag
-Wil Reynolds
Description tag
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Ian Lurie I Portent I CEO I [email protected] I @portentint
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Ian Lurie I Portent I CEO I [email protected] I @portentint
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Title tags
Screaming Frog
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ALT attributes
Screaming Frog
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Headings
Screaming Frog
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Will
Ask
getting relevant
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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AnswerThePublic.com
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Least DFP = The Answer Box
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Least DFP = The Answer Box
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Higher relevance score
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Gets shared Gets linked
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Will
Ask
fewer mistakes
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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Want to be in the top 5% of all web sites?
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Check your spelling.
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CREDIT: ZEKE MILLER, TIME REPORTER
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THAT FEELS LIKE THIS
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Relevant
Perfect
Them
Me
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Relevant + mistake-free
Perfect
Them
Me
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Relevant + mistake-free + useful
Perfect
Them
Me
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Relevant + mistake-free + useful + fully descriptive
Perfect
Them
Me
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WHY?
$-
$10.00
$20.00
$30.00
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Load time (seconds)
Page Value vs. Load Time
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Will
Ask
faster-loading images
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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PNG for vector/few colors JPG for photos/lots of colors
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5kb png
30kb jpg
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700kb png 64kb jpg
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1.1 megabyte jpg
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Imageoptim (MacOS), Caesium (PC)
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270kb jpg
Use Layering
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Will
Ask
cleaner code
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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35,000 lines of code
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Compressed images
Perfect
Them
Me
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Compressed images + image format
Perfect
Them
Me
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Perfect
Them
Me
Compressed images + image format + code that isn’t painful
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HYGIENE I WILL $#@! IN
EVERY CORNER OF THIS HOUSE
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Will
Ask
fixing broken links
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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“Sorry, this isn’t available. Here are some other options.
Or, we can notify you when it’s back.”
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Preserves authority Avoids redirects and broken links
Makes visitors happier
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OpenSiteExplorer.org
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Will
Ask
fixing broken external links
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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Their site
Your site
Unhappy visitors Lost authority
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Bing Webmaster Tools
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Google Search Console
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OpenSiteExplorer.org
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Will
Ask
using the right response codes
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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Page is good = 200
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Page replaced forever = 301
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Page replaced for now = 302
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It all broke = 501
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Will telling browsers a broken link isn’t a broken link move me closer to perfect?
liar liar pants on fire
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Will telling browsers a broken link isn’t a broken link move me closer to perfect?
all is forgiven
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Will
Ask
removing duplicate content
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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/purplepeopleeaters /purplepeopleeaters?p=1
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www.mysite.com www.mysite.com/index.html
mysite.com
whoa say what now?
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Costs you “crawl budget”
i’m outta here
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Google Search Console
Google Search Console
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Excel detect duplicates
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Working links
Perfect
Them
Me
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Working links + offsite links
Perfect
Them
Me
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Working links + offsite links + server response
Perfect
Them
Me
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Working links + offsite links + server response + uniqueness
Perfect
Them
Me
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Working links + offsite links + server response + rel canonical
Perfect
Them
Me
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Will
Ask
interstitials
move me closer to perfect than my competitors?
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Interstitials
Perfect
Them
Me
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MAKING PEOPLE DO THIS
MAY BACKFIRE
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IF THINGS GO WRONG
FIX THEM
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DFP SHRINKS A LITTLE AT A TIME
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DFP SHRINKS A LITTLE AT A TIME
How it looks Features and design
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DFP SHRINKS A LITTLE AT A TIME
How it looks
How it drives
Features and design
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DFP SHRINKS A LITTLE AT A TIME
Features and design
How it drives
Smells nice
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DFP SHRINKS A LITTLE AT A TIME
Features and design
How it drives
Smells nice Works
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Content Speed Hygiene Don’t @#$! Up If you do, be nice
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THE MAGIC, RAINBOW-FILLED FINISH
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THE MAGIC, RAINBOW-FILLED FINISH
phrrbt
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THIS IS FUTURE PROOF
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THIS OPTIMIZES FOR THEIR ALGORITHMS
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CEO, PORTENT portent.com @portentint [email protected]
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The Links: http://portent.co/dfp-ddw