DO MARKETING LIKE JESUSGet inspiration from the most longeve "startup" in history

The first seedHow they use it?

First Release the MVPYou need an Incredible product,like transorm water to wine

Use simple & recognizable valuesRemember your target

Start from the historyAnd tell a a nice story

Choose a logo that is recognizedLess is better

Take care to your Brand Identity / Personal Brandand don’t be too self

Scale the worldA startup is scalable don’t think about you and your friends (only)

Convert your early-evangelistPay attention to Giuda.

Be “touchable”Your future costumers want touch (no talk all action)

GO viralIt works! (not always)

Don’t lose your timeAct now!

Who take this lesson?

Yahweh = Dialectical MaterialismThe Messiah = MarxThe Elect = The ProletariatThe Church = The Communist PartyThe Second Coming = The RevolutionHell = Punishment of the CapitalistsThe Millennium = The Communist Commonwealth

This is «Escatology»

Yahweh = ConsumerismThe Messiah = Steve JobsThe Elect = Apple Fan BoyThe Church = The apple storeThe Second Coming = The next iPhone ReleaseHell = MicrosoftThe Millennium = The Day Apple will buy Microsoft in cash

YOU?

Comics byhttp://www.gioba.it

(a real priest)