Flattery is the art of telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself. - Anon

We should all be concerned about the future – because we will have to spend the rest of our lives there. - Charles Kettering, writer

Crabbed age and youth cannot live together. – Shakespeare

Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. - Anon

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. - Jackie Gleason