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PrologueOnce there were five pigs. Their names were Jared, Wilber, Joe, Jim, and Geoff. Jared was a
fat pig. Joe, Jim, and Geoff were MIT pigs. And Wilber, well, he was just some pig. One day,
the pig quintet was seduced to a pig quartet. Jared was lost to a dark, mysterious force.This was a dangerous force, something swift and evil. The pigs knew that they needed to be
prepared for any spontaneous attacks of a speedy, dark army. The MIT pigs had no mercy
for what they would eventually find out was an evil squadron called the ‘Wolf Squad™’.
Wilber, on the other hand was a peaceful innocent pig. He practiced Buddhism and followed
the zen rituals. This eventually became the beginning of Wilber’s end. The wolves saw how
vulnerable Wilber was, so they decided to attack…
The Three MIT Pigs & the Stupid Wolf
O nce upon a time…
CHOMP! A innocent little piglet was eaten up by a wolf. Another pig, whose name was
Joe noticed, “Well, there goes Wilber…”
His two friends, whose names were Jim and Geoff, walked around the corner
“Oh my gosh, WILBER!”
Wilber was in fact dead inside of the wolf’s stomach, slowly being digested over five
minutes. The pigs decided to get the wolf back and avenge Wilber. So, the pigs built
fortresses made of strong materials. Joe’s fortress was made of bricks. Jim’s fortress was
made of granite. And Geoff’s, well, it was made of steel. Joe’s fortress was guarded by
tranquilizer darts. Jim’s fortress was guarded by death lasers. Finally, Geoff guarded his by
heat seeking missiles with the newest infrared cameras.
After the fortresses were constructed, Wilber’s murderer came.
“That meal was really some pig!” Exclaimed the wolf.
Just as the wolf rounded a corner, close to Joe’s fortress, he was shot in the back of the
neck by a tranquilizer dart.
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After the wolf passed out, Joe dragged the wolf into his most secure vault room in his fort
(which he called Fort Sumter II) and locked him up. Unfortunately, Joe forgot that he kept
his drill car in that room. Having graduated from MIT, the drill car was an invention of Jim’s.
The drill car was an ATV with a massive drill bit that spun whenever the engine (on the ATV)was active.
And so, after about forty eight hours, the wolf woke up and figured out how to control
the car. Minutes later, Joe figured out why he had a hole in his fortress and the wolf was
gone.
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“Oh by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, why did I keep my drill car in there!”
exclaimed Joe. “Much less with the keys in!”
When the wolf was driving around, distracted by his arrogance, the car was melted into
a metal milkshake. This was all thanks to Jim’s death lasers. Although the lasers didn’t kill
the wolf it did appear to phase him.
The wolf woke up in a huge safe-like room. Fortunately, the wolf hadn’t noticed the laser
that Jim managed,to lodge up his ear while he was unconscious. When the laser was
triggered, the wolf’s brain was melted.
“Great!” cheered Jim “the beam went directly through the ear canal and sent a major
heat wave toward the brain. Even better, when he wakes up his brain will be reconfigured
and he’ll think that he’s someone else!”
The wolf woke up and saw Jim looming over him.
“What’re doooos?!” asked the wolf as he pointed at Jim’s hooves. Jim loaded the
wolf into a cannon and shot the wolf far, far away. Coincidentally, he landed on a sack of
beans. The wolf felt hungry, so he ate up all of the beans, just as he did Wilber. There were a
lot of beans in the sack, so the wolf farted his way back to the farm.
“What on Earth? I thought that only happens in fictional children’s books written by
some weird kid named Addison Morley!” exclaimed Geoff. What he was seeing was the gas
powered wolf shaped aircraft.
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Is it the government? wondered Geoff. Wait, that's Wilber’s assassin! The wolf finished his
fart and plummeted to the ground.
“You,” Geoff accused the wolf in a grudging tone “you ate my friend”
Alright, alright , thought the wolf. It was true, that was a rather odd battle cry, if you ask me.
“I’ll eat you, just like the other pigs I ki…”
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The missiles fired. The wolf was blown up
“What?” asked Geoff “you didn’t finish!”
There was a round object flying through the air. As it landed, the pigs recognized it as
Wilber’s hoof.
Later, the three pigs had Wilber’s funeral. It was a sad, sad time. The farmer took a peek
into the room.
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“I didn’t know that pigs had spiritual rituals for the deceased,” observed the farmer.
The pigs continued their mourning.
“How you doin’?” Asked the beat up wolf
“HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!” yelled all three pigs in unison. The wolf explained how he
used a Halloween costume of a wolf overtop of one of their weird robot person thingies.
“How could we be so stupid?” Asked Jim.
“And we’re MIT graduates,” added Joe. The pigs began to question themselves about why
they hadn't killed the wolf yet. That was when Geoff took out his homemade rocket
launcher and blew the wolf’s head off. The real one
“He didn't understand the importance of life in the first place,” suggested Geoff.
“So true!” Jim and Joe responded. So the pigs lived without any more classic fairy tale
villains. Although they did encounter Kylo Ren, but I’ll get to that later. The pigs figured out
to rig their front door with smoke bombs, set landmines around in their yard, and put metal
detectors around the farm. Now the pigs could live happily ever after. Or so they thought…
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Epilogue
The pigs had defeated the “Wolf Squad”. They saw a shuttle appear on the skyline.
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“Nobody but the First Order who decided to come after us!” exclaimed Joe. Kylo Ren
stepped out. As Kylo saw them, he told them:
“I need bacon for my essential dark side breakfast,” The pigs were prepared for a
lightsaber duel. Kylo ignited his weapon (apparently light sabers have no metal content). So
did the pig trio. The dark lord charged. So did the pig trio.
“Come back to the light side Ben!” Jim shouted“You’re almost as bad as my dad,” Ren responded. He began to spin his fiery weapon.
“If you want to destroy us,” asked Geoff “why not just do it already?”
“Master Snoke has taught me to always do this before I attempt to slice somebody to bits,”
explained Kylo. The pigs suddenly felt the need for battle. They were using the force to
move the leader of the First Order into a tight corner. The pigs called for Jedi backup. Their
call was received quickly. Force spirits emerged from every living thing. And then, there was
Luke Skywalker along with R2D2 and C3PO, yet C3PO refused to fight. They chucked Kylo
back into his shuttle and used the force to catapult the shuttle through space into his own
galaxy. The Millennium Falcon flew down and landed. Chewie picked everyone up in the
ship. The crew went home. The pigs were saved, and Kylo probably wouldn’t want to attackagain.
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DumbelinaBy:Ella Glaser
This is a story about a girl who would die for any adventure. Dumbelina was a young girl
only the size of a thumb! She loved all nature and ESPECIALLY adventure! As a kid she would
always do work on the farm and learned to do fun tasks that were supposedly too hard. She
had lived with her single mom for 16 years! She had always done the heavy lifting for the family,
although she was small she was strong, strong but not smart. She would always do the crazy
things that could get her hurt, in trouble, or even killed. This is her story.
That night she was restless, she had a sense of adventure, she quietly packed her bag .
By the time she finished the sun was rising, a beautiful pink, orange, and purple swirl of
nothingness. Dumbelina trotted along a bumpy trail of rocks and weeds, TALL weeds, according
to her. As she walked she heard birds.
“Hello birds, can you help me find a boat,” she asked, the reply she got was a tweet. “ How
rude! Don't curse!” she was fired up! Okay boat is a no go. She ended up in a flower patch. Big
sunflowers and tulips. In one corner, there was something big, red,and smelled like nothing
she'd ever smelled. Dumbelina went to go check it out. When she just made it to the red thing all
she could see was a slithering stem with millions of THORNS. All she thought was “Sweet?” she
couldn't decide cool, or scary?
After a while of debating, she decided to sleep on it, so she walked to the closest tulip,
jumped inside, and took a LONG nap. She woke up to the sound of a crack, the tulip was falling,
she hurtled off the flower and onto the ground, quiet chirping and squeaks were coming from
above and a large nut fell from the tree. Dumbelina didn't run, she watched. The nut plunked
about one normal sized foot, or 2 Dumbelina sized yards away, she giggled. Suddenly a sharp
CRACK !!!, came from above “(insert shriek)”.
From far away, Prince Ren heard her screams. He came dashing through the bushes and
flowers.
Dumbelina started to sprint and quickly crashed down to floor. Ren saw the rose fall
and smack the ground. A loud shriek rose from the ground and blood oozed from Dumbelina’s
leg, a thorn had poked her right in the leg! Ren finally reached the pasted out, bloody, lump of
Dumbelina's body. He gasped and knelt down to see her swollen face, she was sobbing.
“Wwhho arrree yuuoo?” Dumbelina managed to stutter,
“Prince Ren,” he said flatly, she again sobbed and tried to scooch away. He seemed
surprised most girls were all over him.
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Eventually Dumbelina passed out and Ren carried her to his palace. She woke up with a
start, she was lying in a bed the size of a paper plate! She jumped out of bed and realized she
was wearing a full length satin nightgown with lace flowers and pearls. She absolutely hated
dresses. Before she did anything she realized all her wounds were healed. “Where is mysword!” She yelled with fury. She went over to the mirror and smashed her fist against the glass,
it shattered and she yanked a piece of glass off the mirror and used it to slice her dress off. She
heard a soft knock on the door, in walked a young man 18 or so.
“Hello’ I’m Billy Green,” said the man
“Hello, Mr.Green, I’m Dumbelina,” she said triumphantly.
After a while of chatting, Dumbelina and Mr.Green, found they had the same same
hatred for Ren. They had made a plan to meet Ren in the ballroom at 12:00 am sharp!Dumbelina was to bring a led pipe and a candle stick. She put away the silk scraps and found a
pair of leggings and a black tank top underneath a yellow gown. She put on the clothes under
her dress, put three shard of glass in her belt, and held her hair up with the thin led pipe!
She walked down the halls only now realizing that it was her size,a small community with
only small people and small things! Candle in hand she walked into the ballroom, seeing the two
men talking. “Mr.Green, Ren, how do you do?” she said. After a half an hour or so, Ren lay
dead, hair on fire, and a led pipe wedged into his head. Dumbelina smiled larger than theMississippi River. She ripped off her dress with glass and dashed out of castle hand in hand
with Mr.Green.
“That was awesome, thanks for helping me escape,” Dumbelina said while trying to catch
her breath. “No problem I had fun too!” Mr.Green and Dumbelina walked away, hopping they
would meet again. Spoiler: they did!
Epilogue
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8 years later, “Billy, where is DUMBjon, DUMBbob, and DUMBeldoor?”Dumbelina hollered. She's got no answer and walked upstairs, she saw all the boys and
Billy(AKA Mr.Green) lying on the ground and wrestling, “That's my boy!” Billy chanted. All at the
same time the boys looked at their mother and before they could say Lead pipe she was right
on top of the pile! “Mom,” the boys hollered! They all played until DUMBjon got a bloody nose.
Then they all cleaned up and had family movie night! They piled on the couch and had a blast!
THE END!!!
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Three Old Englishmen and The Big Bad WolfBy, Nicholas Dunlop
Once upon a time…There were three old Englishmen that were very grumpy and lived on the English Countryside.
On the other side of the English Countryside, there was a nice wolf that loves bread and has a
bad temper. He also had occasional back spasm.
One day, the wolf was looking for bread to eat. In the distance, the wolf saw a village. He
eventually got there and there was no bread. He kept on walking and found 3 miniature houses.
One was made of paper, the other was made of pasta, and the last one was made of clay.
“Oh, I think those houses have some bread inside them,” the Wolf pleaded
In the Clay house, Englishman 3 was baking bread for Englishman 1 and 2. English 2
loved Peanut Brittle. The Wolf smelled bread, he knew that the bread was baking in the oven.
Englishman 3 was going to deliver the bread to Englishman 1 and 2.
He saw the wolf and hollered,“The Wolf is coming!”
They all had locks on the doors and locked them up. The wolf went to the Paper House first for
some bread. The sun was shining directly at the bread, like it was God’s chosen bread.
“Please old Englishman give me some bread” the Wolf pleaded. He was so desperate
for some bread and lunch.
“Not by the hair of my hairy beard beard,” the Pig Hollered.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll and blow your house down,”the Wolf responded.
“Oooooouchie, my back is killing me and I have to take my pills,” the Wolf angered.
“Tylenol or Advil.”
“Tylenol,” Englishman 1 shouted from the window in his paper house.
“No, Advil,” Englishman 3 shouted from his Clay house.
“Advil it is,” the Wolf hissed.
“Why Advil?” Englishman 3 pondered.
“The Advertisement is better and because I say so,” the Wolf responded.
Then he took his Advil pills. The Advil pills tasted like chalk.
“Now I'll huff and I'll puff and blow your house down,” the Wolf yelled.
The paper house fell down, and Englishman 1 ran to Englishman 2’s house, the pasta house.
The wolf looked inside the house and there was no bread. The wolf sat down on a rock
and thought about having a whole plate of bread. The Wolf then went to the Pasta house.
“Please Englishman, give me some bread,” the wolf pleaded. The wolf was really
desperate.
“Not by the hair of my hairy beard beard,” Englishman 2 responded. His hair was really
that big.
“Then I'll huff and I'll puff and blow your house down,” the wolf protested. The wolf huffed
and he puffed and blew his house down. Englishman 1 and 2 ran to the clay house that
belonged to Englishman 3.
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“What are you guys doing here?” Englishman 3 questioned.
“The big bad wolf came and blew our houses down,” the 2 Englishman whispered.
“How is he looking?” Englishman 3 wondered.
“He is very old and has a new beard,” Englishman 1 responded. His beard made him
look 12 years younger.
“Good for him,” Englishman 3 complemented. Englishman 3 was definitely the nicestone. The wolf was plotting a way to break in and get some bread, the Englishmen were also
plotting on what to do also. The Englishman’s only idea was to throw some fake bread and
make a run for it. Since they knew that he had such a great sense of smell, throwing bread was
just a dumb idea. Instead, Englishman 2, looked on Travelocity for a flight on Etihad Airlines to
Armenia. They were thinking about becoming mechanics there.
“3,2,1, GO!” Englishman 3 shouted. They all darted to the nearest bus stop. There was
an old lady that took 5 minutes to get off the bus. The Wolf was catching up to the Englishmen.
“Dang it, let's take the Metro to the airport,” Englishman 2 urged. The wolf was right on
their back. They all went in the station, the Wolf was stuck with showing directions to a sweet
old lady. “Next stop, Heathrow Airport,” the British computer bloated. The train halt to a stop andthey ran out the door.
“Find Etihad® Airlines,” Englishman 3 shouted. Unlucky for the wolf, his breathing
problems came back and he left the pills at the pasta house. The Englishmen got to their gate
and went onto the flight. When they arrived in Armenia, they went to look for a job to be a
mechanic. The only thing they could do is the oil change. They all lived happily ever after. But
the wolf sadly died.
The End.
Epilogue : One Day Later…..“No Marco, you said you wanted an oil change, not a free break inspection,”Englishman
3 Screamed.
“We don't do free Brake Inspections, that's a bunch of American crap. “Yeah, like there's
a Jiffy Lube around here.” All 3 of the Englishmen hate American Traditions like oil and water
don't mix. Back in England, before the wolf died from a train crash in the subway. After the
death of the wolf, the son of the wolf, Wolfie Jr. went to kill the Englishen for revenge. Sadly for
Wolfie, he was stuck in Monaco. He whistled a taxi to the airport.
“Vamanos!” Wolfie hollered. Wolfie had finally arrived at the airport.
“Ok, I have to find Virgin Airlines,” Wolfie thought in his head. He then spotted a Voss
water table. Wolfie hurried to the counter.
“Where is Virgin Airlines?” Wolfie wondered. He was really wanting to get revenge on the
Englishmen.
“I don't know but, Voss Voss Voss, healthy water,’’ the campaign manager sang. That
song was Voss’s slogan. Wolfie junior finally found a security guard for directions.
“Now boarding on Virgin Airlines flight to Armenia,” the stewardess shouted. “Fat Wolves
board first.”the plane landed with a hault.
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“Where are these Englishmen? Wolfie wondered. He then remembered that his dad
wrote on a piece of paper that he overheard the Englishmen that they were going to be
mechanics. He then went to the local mechanic. The Englishmen thought someone was going
to get revenge on them so the mechanic was their base. One of their weapons was hot tar
cannon. Sadly for Wolfie, He fell into the Pool of Oil and was not able to wave the white flag
because he is dead.
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The Twelve Dancing DogsBy: Rachel Eisenberg
Once upon a time there was a king with twelve dog princesses each more beautifulthan the next.
They all slept in a great hall that was locked and bolted each night with two guards standing
beside the door. But… every morning, their collars were torn and their fur was all messed up like
they had been dancing all night. When King Bow Wow asked why these strange events were
happening, the princesses would not speak. By now, the king is very enraged about this, so he
sent out a proclamation saying that any dog, from royalty to dumpsters, had three nights to find
out what is happening.
Over one hundred dogs tried, but each one failed and was sent to the doctor room to get
vaccinated. The King was getting even more desperate. This time, there was a reward. The
person that found out what was happening could marry one of his daughters! Now one
thousand dogs tried, but once again… to the doctor’s room they went.
One year later, a broke man named Rob was walking through Nylabone Forest. And yes,
he is a human, but he was wearing a dog costume. Rob had been wearing this suit for 5 years
now, ever since Kasey had called him a Fula hund (ugly dog). After Kasey tremendously
dumped him, he met a lost dog on the streets of Sweden and realized his lifelong dream was to
be a dog. He found the costume from a dumpster and figured that dogs were senseless enough
to not realize he was human. He came across an old woman and she asked him where he was
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bound.
“I think that I will go solve the mystery of where the princesses disappear at night. Not that I
have much to live for anyways.” Rob gave the old woman all his food and water.
“In return for your gratitude, I will give you some advice. DO NOT eat the wet dog food. It
may look tasty, but it will make your eyes droop. After you dump it out, pretend to be asleep as
they get changed and ready. Take this and go get em, son!” She handed him a sparkly blanket
and put her mouth to his ear. Rob felt very uncomfortable. “It will make you
inviiiiiissssaaabbblllee.” And with that, she was gone.
When Rob arrived in the castle, the hounds stuffed him with dog food and lead him to his
bed in the great hall. Before the lights were turned out by the king, the princesses offered himsome wet food. He nodded and took it, but when they looked away, he dumped it under his bed.
Rob flopped down on the bed and pretended to be asleep.“This one was easy.” Said the eldest
dog as she peeked at Rob. They softly howled as they changed out of their night collars and
into their dancing collars. The eldest went to her bed and knocked on it. Knock, knock...knock,
knock, knock. The bed opened to a tunnel of darkness down below, and the dogs padded in,
one by one. Grabbing the cloak, Rob jumped up and threw the cloak on, then followed them
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through the door. When he was safe in the tunnel, he looked down at his grimy costume to see
that it was invisible!
At last the darkness of the damp tunnel disappeared and Rob found himself following the
dogs through a wonderful boulevard with trees. In awe, he looked up to see the trees were filled
with rawhide bones! He gazed in amazement and reached up to take one. He carefully plucked
it off, but a great crash came from the trees. He quickly stuck it in his pocket as all the dogs
turned in his general direction. This was very frightening because if they realized he was there,
it was the end of him! An idea came to his head.
“Click click click chick click chick ” He made a pretty good squirrel noise, which he had
learned from Animal Calls 101. The princesses yelped and ran in random directions.
“Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!” They were going hysterical! He called
out
“NEVER MIND,” and the dogs fell back into a perfect line. Rob was safe and he had a bone
for proof. Next they came across a boulevard lined with trees filled with Dingo bones. He
plucked one off and once again, he stuck it in his pocket. Finally, they came to the last
boulevard lined with trees spotted with Milkbones. Rob stuck a few in his bulging pockets and
moved on.
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A few minutes later, the pack came to a thick forest. Rob was sweating and the
princesses were panting. He couldn't imagine doing this every night. Back in Sweden, he would
try to jog with his girlfriend Kasey, but she was always faster than him and he would give up
after a block.
“YYYOOOOWWWW!!!” The youngest dog said. Rob felt a hard stick-like object under his
foot. He had stepped on her tail! He quickly lifted his foot and stepped away.
“Sorry..” Rob whispered.
“What is the matter of that yelp?” the eldest said.
“Something stepped on my tail!”
“Well stop fussing and let's keep moving.” The eldest marched off as the youngest took
one more look back. This scenario happened twice more, except each time, the argument
between the sisters was louder and bigger.
Alas, they came to a giant lake. Rob struggled to read the sign without his glasses. He
finally made out the curvy letters. TOilet bowl lake. He slurped some as the
princesses also lapped up the water. He noticed 12 tall and handsome (unlike him)male
greyhounds waiting by 12 elegant boats. He creeped over and sat down in a boat, careful not to
splash. As he looked around, he noticed that he was in the biggest boat.
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“Perfect” His smile quickly turned to a frown as the eldest princess marched towards him.
He slunk to the back of the boat as she sat down.
“My, this boat is extremely heavy tonight,” said the greyhound as he started rowing.
“ARE YOU INSULTING MY WEIGHT?????” The princess had anger issues. Little did they
know, there was an extra 240 lbs in the boat.
When they arrived at the other side of the lake, the princess and the wheezing
greyhound stepped out, and Rob followed shortly after. He tiptoed up the steps and walked into
the most wonderful dog house-shaped-ballroom he had ever seen (He had only seen one at a
Bar Mitzvah)! They danced all night, and Rob silently did the Macarena. At 1:30am, they started
their journey back. At 2:00am, they came to the tunnel. Rob slipped ahead and sprinted to the
light at the end. The secret-door-bed was still open, and Rob ran through and collapsed on his
bed. He threw off his cloak and instantly fell asleep.
He did the same stealth mission twice more, but on the last night, he grabbed a golden
food bowl from the refreshments table and ripped a 3” by 4” piece of curtain.
“Where are my daughters going each night?” King Bow Wow’s voice boomed through the
castle. Surely the princesses could hear him from their hall. Rob slowly explained the whole
story and took his ‘souvenirs’ from his pockets: A Rawhide, a Dingo bone, a Milkbone, the piece
of curtain, and a golden food bowl. He heard the princesses gasp from the other room.
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“Well done my pup,” the King Bow Wow barked. He called for the princesses and they
whimpered as they slinked out. “Is this true?”
“Yes..” The princesses put their heads down.“WAIT!” A voice erupted from the crowd. It was the youngest dog. “I volunteer as tribute!”
“Umm…for what?” The King Bow Wow sat down and used his foot to scratch his snout as if
he was forgetting something.
“Duh, Dad, I WANT TO MARRY HIM!”
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...yeah I forgot about that. Well, Rob, whadda ya say?”
Rob was startled by this. I mean, the proclamation he saw had the marriage part ripped off, and
he was OBVIOUSLY not going to marry a dog.
“IdHJFHJAHJakfjkkhbnuvu kjvbjajff;anbrjvbJ;” Rob just sputtered random words. At last he
said a clear word. “Potato.” And with that, he squeezed out of the flappy dog door.
“Well,” King Bow Wow put his paws together. “That obviously did not work.” He paused.“Anyways… YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS!” The dogs let out a riot of howls and
barks as they were dragged back to their room. One month later, King Bow Wow let the
princesses down easy and took the dogs out of grounding. Everyone lived happily ever after in
the doghouse… King Bow Wow knowing his sweet little puppy princesses were safe, and the
‘sweet little puppy princesses’ knowing that their father hadn’t removed the secret door bed.
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Epilogue-10 minutes later
“Oh old-woman-who-I-don't-know-what-your-name-is-so-I'll-just-call-you-Susie, will you
marry me?” Rob said as he held Susie's hands.
“Actually my name is Slullu III, but okay.” So Rob and Slullu III got married and adopted
all the princesses as their pets. The 14 of them lived happily ever after.
The end
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The Pretty-ish swan
Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a beautiful
swan that was named Benson. He knew he was the prettiest swan in the
world, or so he thought. He was liked by everyone in the swan tribe,
But Benson only cared about himself unless a prettier swan than him
came to the pond.
Farmer Ben would gaze out the window looking at the lovely
swan but his wife, in the other hand would have her carving knife at
the ready, muttering to her husband “that swan looks as juicy as ever
in this type of season Ben… I can't wait to chop him up as
thanksgiving dinner!”
“I will NOT allow that! I remember when you cut off the tails of the
three blind mice! I will not have a repeat of that. Only kill the
ugliest duck in the pond Lydia!” Farmer Ben complained. Farmer Lydia
grunted in disapproval and walked away.
One day, in the the pond, a new flock of birds were hovering
over the pond, one swan said,
“Please help us! One of our swans is hurt badly!” Benson looked at
the new swan with a broken wing. He thought the new swan named Nelson
was prettier than him.
So, he decided to pull pranks and sabotage him when his wing washealed.
“Thank you for all your help, but I must get going” said Nelson,
“NO! You can stay here a while. Please stay! Your very lovely and we
need a new tribe leader! Benson is not the prettiest.” Pleaded a
swan. Nelson considered this for a minute or two then said “I will
stay, my pond anyway is being turned into a Krusty Burger.” And when
he finished all the swans and ducks cheered and slapped wings.
While Nelson was taking a rest Benson walked over to the doghouse and aimed the dog chain right at Nelson, Benson had a quest and
a dream to overthrow Nelson and become the ultimate tribe leader,
while he was thinking that he did not know his foot was stuck on the
chain and when he opened the lock button the dogs ran out of the dog
house with Benson dragging behind. Nelson suddenly heard the dogs
coming and he alerted everyone to fly away until it was safe to go
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back. While Benson was getting his face stuck in the mud, his
feathers were coming off one by one.
“Agggg!! Stupid mutts… Get away from me! Your getting me dirty!”
Benson screeched.
Nelson chuckled at what was unfolding In front of him
“Benson!” Yelled Nelson amused
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” Benson shrieked,
“You need to stop!” But just as Nelson said “you need to stop!”, The
dogs flung Benson into the pond. Farmer Ben suddenly saw that Nelson
and Benson were arguing,
“Hey! Stop it!” Farmer Ben exclaimed. Farmer Lydia, on the other
hand, thought the fighting was great fun.
Benson got mad at Nelson and decided to go to the nearest
Walgreens to get some Captain Duckie(Captain Morgan's). The cashierlooked at him and said “You don't look so well, lemme see your
personal ID.”
“Do I look like a kid, Here!” Hissed Benson.
Benson handed the surprisingly rude cashier his ID reluctantly. The
cashier looked up at Benson then the card and nodded. Benson noticed
the cashier had a name tag. It was one of those stupid , HELLO MY
NAME IS , name tags. The cashier apparently did not have good
handwriting because in scribbled letters it said HELLO, MY NAME IS
Wendell.
Benson glared at Wendell and jeered “Hehe, Adíos WENDELL!!”As Benson walked outside he opened the dented cap and drank the whole
bottle in just a few gulps.
While he was gulping down Captain Duckies there was a little 7 year
old duck.
The little duck just stared at Benson and Benson finally noticed. As
he veered his head towards the little duck, Benson glared at the
little duck and that set the tiny duck off the hook. The little duck
started screaming and crying hysterically and ran off with his wings
up in the air. Benson rolled his eyes and walked stiffly towards his
house mumbling “Kids these days…”
Meanwhile, at the pond, before he walked in, he sighed and
shook his head then stepped inside his rustic looking house just then
his mother saw him she started screaming “AHHH!! INTRUDER,INTRUDER!
HELP HELP! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!” “Stop mother, you're not going to
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die.” “ Benson, is that you??” “Yes mother it is me” “get out! I can
not have a disgusting, disgraceful son in my house!”
As she pushed Benson out Nelson glared at him and started
talking but everything blurred in Benson's head he thought it was a
dream so he walked to the middle of the pond where the great tree is
and said “I...I'm tired” he slumped down on the tree and sobbed. The
next morning he thought, it was still a dream but when he looked down
at his feathers and then complained “Why, Oh why does everything not
go my way!!? Ahhhhhh!”. Farmer Ben was talking to Lydia and he
thought he was saying “get the prettiest duck” but he actually said
“get the ugliest duck” Because Benson was still a bit tipsy for his
Captain Duckies. Just then he thought of a plan to save himself, he
shook some of the soot of of his feathers (or what was left of his
feathers) , it would be that he would imitate the voice of farmer Ben
and and say “Lydia, go get the duck!” And he did just that and Lydiareplied “Ben, I guess I will get the ugliest and the juiciest duck,
just like you said” Benson squawked at the reply and ran away because
he was still covered with dried mud and his feathers were plucked off
in a V pattern.
Lydia saw him out of the corner of her eye and she ran after
him screaming “get back here!!!” Nelson heard all of this commotion
and said “Benson, You're craz--ohh…! That must have hurt.” Benson
jumped at the swinging knife and backed away he jumped to get a
flying start but he was not as graceful as he used to be, when hejumped he fell tail first into his pond. Lydia was hovering over him
and Benson raised his wings to protect himself from the swinging
knife that was about to take his life. He looked at Lydia and she
looked at him and said “Maybe I won't kill you after all… Hmmmm,
Nevermind!” THWACK...SMACK! Now our story comes to an end… Duck
dinner!
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“Wait… Benson wake up you're not dead!” A swan boasted, “Hey
I'm sorry Benson, I should not have gotten in the way of your swan
tribe, I have my own tribe that I need to get back to, *sigh*”The
doctor gave a sympathetic look at Nelson and she said “Well I guess
you need to go back if you really want to, so sad, so sad for
Benson…Well as we inspect him it looks pretty severe.
He has many cuts and bruises but I think with a little help, food and
water, us doctors think he will be just fine and back on his flippers
in no time! He just needs to recover because right now he is in
shock, when our doctors say his is ready we have a special room tohelp him walk, by the way if you were wondering why Benson had a
cover over his face, he definitely needed it because his face looks
pretty bad.
Nelson thought this doctor had a lot to say and he walked out of the
room that was holding Bensons wounded body.
5 MONTHS LATER.
“Uhhhhhhhhh , I'm not sure that I can do this!” Squeaked
Benson “Sure you can!” The doctor exclaimed. As Benson took littlesteps towards the other side of the surprisingly small room he
noticed Nelson near the door. Benson waved and then tried to run
across the room to greet him, “Benson don't ru--No!” Benson started
to run and he tripped over his flippers.
“Oh no! Everyone get ready for intense surgical care, now!”Demanded
Nelson “ Get the air tubes now help! We're losing him! Benson!!”
Benson hit the ground hard, Nelson and the doctor an out of the room
and came back 30 seconds later with a huge team of doctors and heavy
equipment.
They got him in the bed but as the doctor was rushing to get the air
tube, Benson saw the light going out in his eyes his chest was
thumping with pain and sorrow, he tried to scream but no sound was
coming out. He scrambled out of the uncomfortable bed and took off
running in any direction with an opening.
“Hey! Wait, no, STOP!!” Shouted the loud doctor. Benson’s ears
started to flood and he could almost not hear or see where he was
going, the doctor and Nelson ran after him but Benson had already
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bolted out the door. Benson collapsed on the hard stone cold ground
his head in pain, the lights went out in his head and Benson took his
last breath of fresh air.
The End
Epilogue
Nelson was trying to decide on which tuxedo he should wear. He
finally settled on a tuxedo with white wing cuffs and a bow tie. He
looked at his watch and saw that he was late. “I guess it would not
hurt if I'm a little late” he thought in his head.
So he made himself a quick meal and drove off to Benson’s funeral.
He saw a guard and drove up to the guard and said “look, I'm here for
my friend's funeral, will you just let me in” “Uh sure buddy.
Just...Just… I'm sorry for your loss. Go on in” replied the perplexed
guard.
Nelson drove around the garden in the cemetery wondering where
everyone was and realized that it did not start for the next 10
minutes.
“Oh…” he said So he parked his car and went in the store to get some
flowers. When he got outside people started getting out of cars.
“Nelson! How's it going!” Declared Benson's parents “Ok, it's going
ok I guess.” He said nervously. Lately he has been having paranoia .
When he stood near the grave they were about to start the time where
they put the coffin in the grave.
Nelson watched as they lowered the coffin. He felt like he should
have done something and he blamed himself for Benson’s death. As he
thought about it he threw in his rose and walked away...
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The Starfish ManBy: Joey Putrim
Once upon a time...there was a starfish, his name was Demetri. Demetri was a clever character that was the
slowest, most unathletic starfish in Trunk Bottom. One day he watched the Olympics for running
on his watermelon TV, he was inspired and really wanted to be able to run. The next day he
went to King Starfish’s castle. The castle was a big castle, it was made of all diamonds. Each
starfish was only allowed to ask of one thing of the King Starfish, Demetri decided to ask him to
make him able to run. He took off to the castle and when he got there he looked up in
amazement, “Wow,” he thought, “How long should it take to build such a thing, maybe 467
years?” Demetri guessed . He scurried up to the beautiful castle and knocked, The door openedand…
“What do you need, I was just about to get my daily massage!” the King shouted.
“ I..I..I just wanted to ask for the wish you promised to each and everyone of us,” Demetri
said.
“Well then what would you like?” the King answered.
“ I would like to be able to run!” Demetri said with enthusiasm.
“ Are you sure you want this to be your one and only wish?” the King asked.
“Yes I am sure,” Demetri replied. And the King Starfish went into the other room to get
his wand. Meanwhile Demetri looked around and something caught his eye. It was a first class
dictionary from the Stone Age. He looked through it and saw some words that even he, thesmartest starfish in Trunk Bottom couldn't recognize. Some of the words were hogwash,
dumbleclage, and zubut. Just at that moment the King walked in with his wand.
“OH MY GOSH, why are you touching my Stone Age dictionary? You must leave right
after I grant your wish or I will get my guards and then... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD,” the King
Starfish yelled. Right after the King Starfish granted his wish, Demetri was off with a flash with
his new speed the King had granted to him. He jumped out of the water and went to a house
that smelled like gingerbread men. He loved gingerbread men because they made him think of
his old Granny Starfish. He went home thinking of the gingerbread men.
The next day Demetri went to that same house and ate all of the gingerbread menbecause he was hungry. Little did he know those men were there for the end of a hockey team's
championship game. They had lost the game to their rivals in a 3-2 overtime loss and were very
surly so they needed gingerbread men to cheer them up. When the hockey team got home, the
plate that the gingerbread men were on was gone!
One kid named Martini Mike saw the footprint of Demitri (He had known Demetri from the
naughty things he had done in the past eaten the team’s cake and burned down one of his
school projects.)
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“Demetri! That monster, he stole our gingerbread men!” Martini Mike screamed.
“Look!” Demarcus said. “Demitri’s footprints are leading out the door! Get him!”
Little did the team know, Demitri was a very intelligent starfish. He knew that the hockey team
couldn't swim, so he went back into the water. However, before Demetri was in the water,
Martini Mike spotted him.
“There he is get him, we want you so we can kill you for eating all of our gingerbreadmen!” Martini Mike yelled furiously.
“Run, run as fast as you can but you can't catch me I'm the Starfish Man!” Demetri said
and he jumped into the water leaving the hockey team in the dust.
Soon he meet up with a sea otter.
“Ohhhh, you look like a great lunch, little starfish,” the sea otter smirked.
“Swim, swim as fast as you can but you can't catch me I'm the Starfish Man!” Demetri
remarked. Soon Demetri left the sea otter in the wave ripples with a accused expression for
calling him lunch.
“That jerk, he thinks I'm slow,” the sea otter thought. “What a monster.” And for the restof the day he sat on a rock and sobbed.
As Demetri was cruising in the waves, the hockey team had found scuba gear in their
locker room of the old hockey rink and dove into the water to find Demetri. Right away, they
found the sea otter who told them which way Demetri swam.
“From here he went right and then he turned left,” the sea otter recited.
“Thanks for the help, have and good day Martini Mike said nicely and the hockey team
followed the otter’s directions.
In the meantime Demetri came upon another obstacle. A crab.“Something smells starfishy,” the crab gasped. The crab started licking his lips and finally
took a jump at Demetri. Demetri dodged it easily and started to get away.
“Swim, swim as fast as you can but you can’t catch me I'm the Starfish Man!” Demetri
remarked. And faster than you can blink your eyes the Starfish Man was out of sight.
Demetri thought no one could catch. The hockey team was up to something mysterious.
They had built a machine to track Demetri wherever he went; Demetri would never leave the
sight of the team again. Martini Mike designed the particular machine and it was a dandy one. It
even had a robot inside to catch Demetri if they ever got close to him.
“I think we got him in the bag,” Martini Mike exclaimed excitedly. The boys celebrated
even before they caught Demetri and started jumping to conclusions.
“Demetri will never know what hit him.” Demarcus yelled.
“Yeah, he will be ours in a matter of minutes now!” Martini Mike shouted. And before
they could blink their eyes they saw a flash in the water, it was Demetri! He zoomed by thinking
he was so cool. He even flashed a wink at the team!
“There he is,” Demarcus yelled, “get him!” But little did they know Demetri planned to go
on land again to mess up their tracker. Demetri had seen the tracker when he flashed by the
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team and knew what it was right away. He was so smart he knew just what it did; track him and
only him. So Demetri went to the spot where he went into the water at the beginning of the
chase. When he got there, he jumped out and was confronted by three of the hockey team's
moms, Jojo, Lauren, and Kayla. They were the prettiest women in all of the world; he hesitated
by looking at them and that's what did it. They grabbed him and there was no way of escaping.
“HA, we got you now,” Kayla yelled.Yeah there is no way you’re escaping now,” Jojo yelled furiously. And they crushed him
up in the meat grinder and ate him up for dinner. It was the best dinner any of them had had in 3
years.
20 minutes later“Wow mom that must have been an awesome grab,” Martini Mike shouted happily.
“ Oh thanks, it was nothing that impressive though,” Jojo explained not giving herself the
credit that she needed. And that night was the best night of their lives, and yes Lauren made
more gingerbread men for the boys to munch on. And from there on the team lived happily ever
after, with no Demetri in their lives.
The End
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RumplepenguinBy Samantha Hoberman
Once upon a time there was an igloo on Frostbite Lane that was home to a
happy family of three in the cold winds of Antarctica. Sylvie, a sweet, darling little
eight year old girl, loved to boast about her special talent. In fact, she did it so much
that bragging basically was her talent! Her real talent though, was being able to turn
ice into silver with the magic of her tiny hands. Since she had practically told the
whole town about her talent, the queen of Iceonopoly wanted to meet this child. And
so it was set that Sylvie was to go to the queen's palace and make handfuls of silver.
“Fantastic!” said the queen
“Extraordinary!” declared the king.
“Woooaaah...” exclaimed the eight year old princess. “ Mommy can we keep
her?! Can we keep her?!” At the time the queen said of course not, but as the days
passed and the silver she had began to lose its shiny, new look, she started to realize
that she would like her own personal silver maker in the palace.
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3 months later
“Ok little pipsqueak, your first task is to turn a few blocks of ice into my precious
silver, go on. It's in there…” and with that she locked the door and Sylvie was all alone
in the room with about ten huge chunks of ice! Sylvie couldn't manage all this! At
home she could only do little bits at a time. She needed help. She started to moan, she
started to groan, she started to wail, and flail herself all over the room!
“HHHEEELLLPPP!!!” she screamed in despair.
“How may I help you?” a little voice questioned. Sylvie looked over and was
frightened by how small the little penguin was.
“What are you? And elf? A midget? Thumbelina?” she asked.
“No, no, and no. I have come to help you with your, well, silver making,” Sylvie
just stood there with a look of confusion on her face.
“Well go on then, help me with my silver making,”
“Weeellllll, you have to give me something in return. Like maybe that pretty
necklace of yours,” then penguin replied.
“What, this? This is a worthless necklace I made in art class, are you sure you want
this for that ?” Sylvie said cocking her head over to the ice.
“Well of course! I'll have it done in an hour or so. So, um… necklace please,” he
demanded while holding out his flipper for the necklace. She gave him the stringed
beads and went to take a nap in the corner. She trusted the little animal and didn't
really care for the loss of her necklace.
“Brrr!” Sylvie woke up and was shivering in the room. At first she was confused
but then she remembered; a penguin came in and said he would do her work and…Sylvie looked over at the ice in astonishment, but it wasn't ice anymore! It was silver.
“Wow! He really did it,” she said aloud.
“Sylvie dear, are you awake?” the queen questioned while leading through the
door. Sylvie walked out and exclaimed that she was hungry. The queen said she could
have anything she wanted because of all that silver! The queen would get rich, so rich
with the silver! Then, she noticed something, “Sylvie, where's that ugly, oh um… I
mean beautiful necklace that you had on when you came here?”
“Oh well you see there was this penguin and he turned all the... oh wait. I mean,
um… I just threw it away cause I didn't like it anymore,” Sylvie stammered. She forgotthat the queen had offered her anything she wanted because she had made the silver,
and she wanted the queen to keep thinking that!
That morning she had warm blueberry pancakes for breakfast and a grilled
cheese with tomato soup for lunch. After lunch she went outside to play in the castle’s
backyard igloo, and it was huge ! Before long Sylvie realized she’d been in the igloo
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playing with her new dolls from the queen for hours! She scurried back inside for a
snack. When she got there the queen was in a surprisingly good mood!
“Sylvie dear guess what!? We, well I, got an invitation to Prince Ronald's royal
gala in Ronaldlandia! So my dear, you will need make me up some new, shiny silver!”
the queen exclaimed happily.
“Oh, OK I'll make it later, ‘cause…” then the queen cut Sylvie off,
“No! I need more than just what you will be able to make in the night! Start now!
Go! Shoo!” she demanded furiously. Sylvie rushed up to her room before the queen
could get even more frustrated. She didn't know what to do. Sylvie looked around the
room, hoping to find a fairy godmother or that little… Penguin! He was sitting on her
bed holding a polarcorn, one of the most magical, and extinct, animals in Antarctica!
“OMG, OMG!” Sylvie cried with happiness, “I’ve been wanting one of those my
whole life and now you show up with one! It's for me right?”
“Well of course it's for you, and while I'm here, would you like me to make that
silver for the queen?” the penguin replied. Sylvie just looked at him in shock. This was
the best day of her life! At least that's what she thought until the penguin started
going through her stuff.
“ Uh, Mr. Penguin what are you doing?”
“Oh my, my, my! You didn't just expect me to come in your window, give you a
polarcorn, make the queen all the silver you're supposed to make, and leave with
nothing in my hands!? I'm taking your dolls,” He declared.
“My dolls? Why would you want those? I mean even though you're tiny, you still
look like a grandpa penguin,” Sylvie wondered aloud. The penguin just shook his head
and walked over to the ice room with her precious dolls.
The next morning the queen came downstairs with a beautiful silver dress on. She
had silver shoes, a silver bracelet, silver earrings, and even a silver necklace with a
pure diamond center.
“Wow, that dress is very pretty,” exclaimed Sylvie.
“Pretty? My dress? Sylvie, you made me this dress last night, don't you
remember?”
“Oh, uh yeah, I guess I just was so tired that I forgot,” Sylvie replied quickly,
“When I'm tired I forget things a lot…” the queen looked at her suspiciously fora moment, but then forgot all about it. She had a plate of French toast put in front of
her. After that she was off in her silver carriage to Ronaldlandia. As Sylvie watched the
queen ride down the road she wondered; how did the penguin make all this?
“Oh it's easy, speaking of which… I want my polarcorn back,” A voice from
behind the couch declared.
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“Oh is that you Mr. penguin? I was having so much fun with that little guy!
Please! Give me one chance with him!” Sylvie desperately pleaded.
“Fine, you can keep him if…” The penguin thought for a moment, but then he
knew just what task he should give the girl, “If you can guess my name! By midnight
tonight,”
“Midnight tonight? Phew! That should be easy, let’s see here… Steve, Dave,
Carle, Mr. Penguin, Magic Man, Charles, Snowy, Adam, Lucy, Sally, Fran.. Wait, are you
a girl or a boy?” Sylvie rushed to answer the penguin but then stumbled by the
questions.
“Ha! You will never guess my name and that will be the end of you!!!” He
screamed delight.
“Actually it won't be the end of me, it will be the end of me having a pet
polarcorn,” replied Sylvie.
“Oh whatever,” and with that the little midget climbed out the window. Sylvie
figured that if she wanted to guess the penguin’s name she had to get working. She
took out a notebook and started filling the pages with names. After an hour she had
exactly 100 names. Surely one of them would be his.
It was evening now and Sylvie decided to take her polarcorn for a walk in Icicle
Tundra. She was walking along humming a soft tune when she saw a mini igloo with a
door just the size of the little penguin. She was a little intruder that girl, so of course
she decided to eavesdrop.
“My name is Rumplepenguin and now to Evil Stevil the Polar Bear,” she heard a
voice from inside. Then, it hit her. His name was Evil Stevil the Polar Bear. Sylvie knewhis name and she was very proud of that. She rushed back to the castle, ran up to her
room, and jumped on her bed to wait for midnight to come. She tried to stay awake,
but soon she drifted off to sleep.
“Wake up little girl and tell me my name!” The penguin growled from the
windowsill. Sylvie popped up from her deep sleep in confusion.
“Oh yeah, Nice Bob! I mean, Evil Stevil… Sorry I'm really tired, it's way past my
bedtime.” Sylvie yawned. Then she squeezed her polarcorn tight because it was
officially hers now!“Evil Stevil!? You mean the greatest rapper of all time!? I mean seriously Meguin
Trainguin, ah to the nah to the no no no you are not going to win rapper of the
season!”
“Huh? But I heard you talking to a guy named Rumplepenguin in your house last
night, are you Rumplepenguin?”
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“Oh that was The 7:30 Rumplepenguin Show and Evil Stevil was the guest
tonight. I'm not him, I wish though. That guy is so cool… And also, how do you know
where my house is?”
“Oh, I just know things, I like to interfere with other people's business. So what
do I…” the clock cut Sylvie off, it was midnight.
“Ding dong ding dong,” it went. And with that, Macaroni Maki, Mac for short,
ran out the window with one swift leap and ran back to icicle forest with the
polarcorn.
“AHHH…” Sylvie shrieked. Her polarcorn was gone forever and no one heard
her screams because all the servants were taking the queen to the gala in
Ronaldlandia and there was no one outside the palace for miles. She was having the
time of her life and Sylvie was crying with the pain of a broken heart.
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Finding a PrincessBy Scarlett Haynes
Once upon a medieval time there was a very handsome prince named Dellanovella Gozi What.
He was one of those “do good” types, which was good because he was not only loaded (which he was), but every Sunday he would donate different merchandise of himself such as Kenanovella dolls, bobble
heads, and occasionally a streak of what he called his blonde luscious locks. Oh, and did I mention he was
kind of full of himself? Also, he lived with a beautiful queen named Mommy to the prince and Queen
Goziwhata to the people of Swackahola. Now don’t even get me started on her. She would always be
either scolding the prince, grooming herself, or putting on makeup and every time she does put on
makeup she says, and I quote exactly “The only drama I like is Maybelline Volum Express Falsies Push
Up drama mascara.” And of course there was her lovely husband, King Goziwhata or daddy. And the deal
with him was he was GRUMPY, people even called him “King Grouch-o-Rama” behind his back.
The prince only had one main goal in life: the poor guy just wanted to wed someone; he wasn’t
going to look that good forever. She must be a real princess though, because he was not marrying a bogus
princess. The prince decided to go look for one. He thought he would start at Queens, New York. The
night before he took off, he had loaded his carriage and made sure his horses were ready for the big day.
Once he got there, it wasn’t easy knowing who was ready to be a queen and start a new life with the
prince. It wouldn't just be hard for him, though, he would put the princess through a test. First he would
get an expert to cut a piece of glass into a diamond shape and put it on a gold ring. Only a real princess
would know if it was fake. Then he would get to know the girl, then ask her to marry him, and if she said
yes, then he would tell her what he had done. The princess would probably get mad and threaten to ruin
his social life but that wouldn't matter because he had no social life.
After all of that searching he was worn out. He thought he would go to his temporary home that
he rented. There was a huge thunderstorm at the time he had dozed off, and then the prince heard a knockat his door; he was surprised because it was twelve o'clock, but he opened the door in his cheetah print
silk pj’s and standing there soaking wet was a girl.
“My name is Dondelahowa, and I am a princess.” said the girl.
“A princess!” said the surprised prince.
“I was driving in my royal carriage and the wheel fell off, so I tried to find the closest house and
this was it.” said the shivering girl, “I am so sorry! I can leave if you want.” said the girl.
“That's alright, you can sleepover, come on in.” said Dellanovelia, “I am sure I can find some
clothes, and what a coinkydink, I think that I have an extra shirt of me on the front, I was giving them out
at the festival the other day.” the prince went on, “Oh, you sure are quite lucky, you get it for next to
nothing and it has a picture of me on it.” he said again.
The prince ordered tea for the princess and him. It was time for the prince to complete his first
task, (get to know the girl) he would start an amazing conversation, but what would it be about? he asked
himself,.
“Have you ever seen jousting?” asked the prince
“I beg your pardon.” said the girl, putting down her cup of tea,
“Jousting, you know when two princes fight over a princess, right, I mean you are a princess,
aren’t you?”
“Yes, of course I am a princess last time I checked-” the prince cut her off.
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“Then, if you are a princess, where do you live and what do you have?
“Well-” the prince cut her off again.
“A castle I would imagine, and of course a sister-” this time it was the princess who cut him off.
“Hold on, why do you want to know so much information about me?”
“Well, I don’t know, I guess I thought that you were lying about being a princess.”
“FYI I am a princess, I live with one sister named YY swigs, I live in a beautiful castle overyonder, and I am--- YAWN! Very tired.” said the half asleep princess, and by this time it was one o'clock
in the morning. Within ten minutes they both fell asleep on the table.
They woke up with slobber all over their pj’s, and the prince was to embarrassed to be seen in
what he was wearing, so he got dressed. Soon after, the princess woke up. The prince told the maid to get
her some clothes other than the ones she was wearing. A short bit after, the prince found the princess with
her nose in a book.
“That’s where you went, I was looking for you!” exclaimed the prince.
“Why is that?” asked the princess, putting down her book.
“I wanted to ask you something.” said the prince.
“Well now is your chance, because the dinosaur just ate the main character in the book.” said the
surprised princess.
“Will you marry me?” said the prince, taking out the glass ring.
“I WILL….. NOT! What kind of person do you think I am?! And I know that is just a piece of
glass cut into a twelve carat gold FAKE! Do you think you are marrying an idiot!?” she said.
“Settle down my honey boo.” he said in a very relaxed voice.
“DO NOT CALL ME YOUR HONEY BOO!” she exclaimed very madly.
“Now that I know you are a princess, this is the real one.” He said as he pulled out and twenty
carat gold diamond ring “ Will you marry me?” he asked once again.
“Yes, as long as you don’t play any more tricks on me.”
“We shall get married in the morning!” he said as they gazed at the sunset.
Well that was nice, and as always they lived…....
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Happily Ever After
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The Bagel Man
Once upon a time on a fall crisp morning in 1966 there was a Vastly Heavy OldWoman and a Grumpy Old Man. They lived in a medium sized, old house. The elderly couple
one day were watching Judge Piggy when the Grumpy Old Man said,“I want bacon!”
“But I ate all the bacon,” said the Vastly Heavy Old Woman.
“Then I'm going to toast a bagel,” grunted the Grumpy Old Man. But it was 27 years
since the man had toasted bagel; he messed it all up!
First, he spread the cream cheese, and flopped on the lox. Then he shoved the bagel
into the microwave. The Grumpy Old Man walked back to the TV room. “Judge Piggy’s done?”
asked a curious Grumpy Old Man.
“Yes, but that Batman show with Adam West is on now,” replied his wife cheerfully.
The Grumpy Old Man sat down on the couch. The Batman theme started playing.
“Nana nana nana nana nana nana nah! Batman, Batman, Batman!” Suddenly the
Grumpy Old Man heard an ear piercing shriek. The smoke alarm!
“Meh bagel!” he cried, rushing up to the microwave, attempting at opening its doors. It
was jammed. His hands turned pink as he gripped the handle harder, slamming it. It refused to
budge. “Help me, dear!” bellowed the Grumpy Old Man. The Vastly Heavy Old Woman rushed
up to him.
“We better hurry, we're wasting precious minutes of Batman!” she cried. Suddenly, the
microwave door slammed open, knocking the Grumpy Old Man on the head.
“Gosh dang it!” he cursed. Smoke puffed out of the microwave. The smoke dramatically
faded away. Out stepped...a bagel.
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He had lox for hair, capers for eyes, and cream cheese in the bagel hole for a mouth.
On his sides, the bagel bread thinned and extended for arms and legs.
“Oh, how grateful we would be if we could devour you!” exclaimed the Vastly Heavy Old
Woman, chasing the anthropomorphic bagel around the room.
But the Bagel Man refused to be digested by the elders. “Jump, jump, as high as you can,
can't catch me, I'm the Bagel Man!” And the Bagel Man jumped right through the roof.
Just in case he didn't fall after his jump, the Bagel Man took an extra piece of lox and used it
as a hang glider, as he zoomed towards the farm. As he landed, he heard a very loud oinking
sound. A pig! A pink snout emerged from the crops. But the Bagel Man was not afraid of giant
slab of bacon!
“Is that bagel I smell?” thought aloud the pig. “I love bagels. They taste delicious!”
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Suddenly, he realized something about this pig. It was blind! This would be easy! “ I've
jumped from a Grumpy Old Man and a Vastly Heavy Old Woman, and I can jump from you, too!
Jump, jump, as high as you can, can't catch me I'm the Bagel Man!” The bagel crouched as low
as he could, and sprung towards the clouds with the pig chasing “towards him” in the opposite
direction.
The bagel man hang glided as far as he could from the farm. Soon, he landed beside a
sewer grate. But his lox hang glider slipped from his hands.
“Oh, no! My lox!” he cried. The little bagel dove for the lox. He caught it, but fell through the
sewer grate.
“It stinks in here!”
“Do I smell… a bagel?” questioned a splashy, jazzy, Australian growl. “Because I haven't
had anything to eat for lunch yet!”
“I… I don’t see you!” cried a stammering Bagel Man. He would have to get his lox back
before he could jump to safety.
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“It's not how you see me, it's how you don’t see me,” Its words poking at the toasted
breakfast. Suddenly, a massive, bumpy, green beast approached the Bagel Man. An alligator!
Its jaws snapped open and closed, open and closed, over and over again.
“Please, I only came to get my lox back!” he shouted, his cry merciful. But the living bagel
realized it was a mistake to do this. There was a gleam in his yellow eyes.
“Oh, you brought salmon, too?” It smiled, a mischievous grin. The devil of the sewer reached
its claw into the water, with it quickly flying back above surface. In its claws was… his lox!
“Don't mess with my lox!” cried the Bagel Man. With anger, he bounced up and snatched it
from the gator.
Suddenly, two larger monsters approached the fearful bagel, and the trio surrounded him,
growing closer and closer. “Looks like Mum and Dad are hungry, too!” growled the literally
cold-blooded alligator child. The Bagel Man leapt above their snouts, and seldom escaped the
mother’s snapping jaws. The Bagel then quickly “floated” to the sewer grate, opened it up, and
carelessly left it open, as the alligators climbed after him.
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As he got ready to fly from his predators, he quickly noticed his surroundings was the same
farm from earlier before being bowled over by pink fat. And as he poorly tried to escape (due to
injuries from the pig) he saw three green, snapping jaws. Oh no!
The Bagel Man had given up. This was it, he thought. The end of the line. Only a unicorn
could save me now, he contemplated. Completely out of the blue, A purple-maned
turquoise-horned unicorn galloped down, and with its massive horn it whipped the prey’s
hunters into the air. “The bagel is mine!” It cried with… a stomach grumble. The unicorn flew
upwards; it seemed it was awaiting him to ride on it. The Bagel Man hadn't heard the horse’s
cry for hunger, and was determined to reach the unicorn.
As the Bagel Man pulled himself up, he turned around to find the youngest gator still
approaching him. “Halt! I've jumped from a Grumpy Old Man and a Vastly Heavy Old Woman
and a Blind Pig, I can jump from you, too! Jump, jump, as high as you can, you can't catch me,I'm the Bagel Man!” The Bagel Man ordinarily hopped to the clouds, landing on the unicorn.
“You shouldn't be perceived foolish, for choosing to go with me,” smirked the Equestrian.
“And why is that so?” questioned a curious Bagel Man. The horned horse beckoned him to
come closer to his snout.
“Because you should never make me hungry and angry at once!” answered the unicorn.
Suddenly, the unicorn’s earlier words of “The bagel is mine!” and a stomach growl
echoed through the Bagel Man’s skull. “I'll never let you eat me!” he shouted sharply,hang-gliding away from the predator as he leaped off its back.
“Is that so!” bellowed the unicorn. The bagel would get farther ahead, but so would the
unicorn. Bagel, unicorn. Unicorn, bagel.
“Jump, jump, as hi-” but the Bagel Man was too slow. The unicorn had stabbed him in the
chest with his horn, pulled him off the horn and into the mouth.
“That was a good bagel,” smirked the unicorn.
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Epilogue
5 years later…
The Blind Pig had slept in late. 5 years late, actually. But he is awake now. And still did his
morning routine: Visit the cows, gossip with the chicken, roll in the mud, and look for food.
“I smell something I haven't smelled in 5 years,” he murmured, and followed the scent. He
walked past all the mud puddles, around the Chicken nursery. Suddenly, the scent took off
running. He brushed past the Hens and just caught a smell of a bagel, floating towards theclouds.
The Blind Pig shouted to the bagel up in the sky, “Bagel! How do you live? Before I fell
comatose, I heard you being eaten by the unicorn.” The Bagel Man did not speak, but still being
blind the pig sensed, and was correct on his answer. For the Bagel Man only paused to wink,
and hang glided away.
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The messed up tale of CinderBy: Camryn
Once upon a time in a land where everything was perfect and everyone drove
Lamborghinis and had fancy dinner partys, someone was jealous . Of course your human mind
would think, why would someone be unhappy in this perfect land? Well it's a long story, but I’ll
tell it.
It started off on a Friday, no it was a Saturday, definitely a Saturday. Cinder Ella Jones, (
yes the middle name needed to be added, this is a very serious story.) was walking through
town with her mom. Then randomly, a red Lamborghini’s window rolled down and a piece of
flying glass came shooting out. It hit Cinder’s Mom’s head. Cinder watched in horror as her mom
dropped to the ground and was hit by another Lamborghini. Sadly Cinder’s mom died because
there was no medical care or Health insurance available in their town. Probably because all the
villager’s couldn’t afford it because they already spent their money on Lamborghinis, so the
mayor decided there was no need. Anyways, Cinder got so upset that she began raiding housesin search of a new mother. Cinder kept raiding until she got to her own home without having
noticed. When she broke the window, her stepfather Dave was sitting on the couch chatting on
Match.com ( he must've heard about the death).
He looked up and said, “ You are mine!”
And that’s how the problem began. There you go, that's the story. Oh, I see you want to hear
more. Fine, but remember this is a very serious story ( no laughing).
About 9 ½ years later…
Cinder woke up. This time it was on a Friday. She woke up to her younger stepbrotherDale riding the solid gold hover board up and down the stairs, or at least trying to. Also the
engine of the bright green Lamborghini that William was trying to learn to drive. Cinder groaned
as she got up.
“ Another perfect day”, she said, sarcastically.
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Cinder tiptoed down the stairs. She wanted to get to Starbucks before starting her day’s
work at the family mattress store with a built in cafe. She worked in the cafe and Dave worked
with the mattresses. And she didn’t want to work with other people's drinks until she got hers.
So off to Starbucks she tiptoed.
Cinder was honestly impressed with herself. She’d made it to the bottom of the stairswithout Dave hearing her. When Cinder looked over at Dave, he was trying to register for the
Bachelor. Yes, it's been 9 ½ years and he still hasn't found anyone. Then out of the blue Dave
jumped up and looked straight at Cinder. Probably because she’d just fell off the golden hover
board while trying to make a quick getaway.
“ Cinder, heading to the shop right?”, Dave asked slyly.
“ Um I was hoping for a s’mores frappichino first.”, she blurted out.
“ You better get to work it's just you today.”, Dave laughed , “ We’ll get Starbucks later.”, he lied
And so Cinder walked to Mattresses and Smoothies R Us . She took the keys out of her
challenge accepted apron and unlocked the door.“ Same place every day since I was 8”, Cinder mumbled as she turned on the cheap neon sign,
that attracts absolutely no one. When Cinder walked to turn on the register, There was a note
on the smoothie counter, My sweet Cinder… she already knew it was from Dave.
I am not coming into the shop today. I have many things to do. I was thinking about buying a Ferrari or
the new model of Lamborghini to replace your mom’s car. Also I am going to watch the Bachelor. I still
have dreams. Sincerely,
Your loving Stepfather Dave.
Cinder wasn’t surprised Dave wasn’t coming in to work. He never did. This is his idea of
taking advantage of Cinder. All that Loving stepfather crap, don’t even get me started.
Anyways, Cinder was helping a customer out the door who had just bought a water bed.
(She didn’t even know they still made those! ) When the mail came. She looked through it, Bill’s
Pancakes coupon, Sandy’s old Lamborghinis, Phil’s ice cream and finally Justin the King’s
Crazy Dance Bash! The invitation was glorious. It had a cool silver finish with a picture of Justin
singing. And get this, it was one of those cards that actually singed! Cinder couldn’t even
believe it.
The next hour was just ugly. That's all I’m going to say. There was a lot of crying and
pleading and begging and disagreeing. So get ready. Anyways, Cinder came home after work.
With the singing invitation in her hand. Dave and the boys knew she was coming, because the
invitation was singing all the way home from the shop. When Cinder unlocked the door to the
house, Dave was smiling grimly at her.
“ Cinder, so about that invitation…”, Dave hissed
“ What about it? I thought you all could go.”, Cinder said as she took a step back with the
invitation that was still singing.
“ I’d like to read the invite because, William who is almost 19 needs to find a wife and Dale who
is almost 12 and needs a girlfriend. So we all will be going including you!”, Dave snapped
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“ Yeah Cinder, go find yourself a fancy dress,” Dale taunted.
“ Yeah Cinder be ready by 9:00 that's when we’re leaving”, William shouted from inside his
walk- in closet. He had just chose a silvery metallic tuxedo to wear.
“ Shut up boys! And yes Cinder , go find yourself a dress. And not a black one !” , Dave
demanded as he stormed out of the room.
Cinder hated dresses. She realized this more than ever when she had to pick one. She
searched for hours until she reached the back of her closet. There on a hook there was the
dress. The one her mother had bought for Cinder’s wedding. I know what you're thinking, no
fairy godmother? Deal with it , it's how this story goes. Anyways, back to the dress. It was all
white and in two pieces. Top piece was white with a few shimmery things on it. Bottom piece
went from her waist to a little above her knees (it was also white) . Cinder hoped it was ok
because Dave wouldn’t approve any of her other outfits.
To get to Justin’s dance bash Dave made the decision that they would take the white
Lamborghini because they were all wearing white- ish colors. He wanted to look perfectbecause, his free trial on match.com ran out 9 ½ years ago and it takes forever to register for
the bachelor, so he need to increase his chances.
The rest of the car ride was...well, there's been better days. Dale was talking about how at the
end of the night, Dave, William and he were going to be engaged! Yes, Dale is 11.
While all this was happening, Cinder was sulking in the back seat. Dave noticed.
“ Cinder, I’ll make a deal with you. When it's midnight and you still want to leave, you can.” ,
Dave said. Cinder said nothing. She didn’t want to break her sulking mood.
When Cinder walked into the bash she was amazed. So many people! It looked so fun!!
About 5 hours later…
Cinder danced the night away with about a million and one possible husbands and wives. Some
even proposed. She declined because the first choice isn't always the best. Then a miracle
happened Justin came over.
“ Hey, can we dance?”, he asked
“Of course”, Cinder said
“ You know that I know you’ve turned down almost every guy here right?”, Justin asked
“ Yeah I know. it's because no one was right.”, Cinder laughed.
“ Well then do you want to be “friends” ?”, Justin asked extending his hand.
“ Sure”, Cinder replied. And so they whip and nae nae -ed the night away.
As the night drew to a close, Cinder and William both were engaged, Dale had a girlfriend
and Dave was the only one that was jealous. They even came home after midnight.
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Epilogue Years later…
Cinder and Justin got married and lived a happy life. They had 7kids, Nicole the oldest
girl of 18, Alex ,the second oldest girl ,(the one who crashed the new Bugatti) is 16, Easton , (
the first boy of the family), is 14. Tegan, the 2nd to last girl , is 11. , the youngest boys, Emmett
and Lucas are 10 years old, and the youngest in the family Margot, is 9 years old. They have
good times together, and bad ones. Like when they went to visit Grandpa Dave in jail. Margot
found her way to the juvenile center, and an hour later they found her in a cell talking to a girl
her age. Another time is when they visited uncle William , his wife Lea and their 8 kids. It was
like the zoo. Times ten. Anyways,
They all lived happily ever after…
Sort of. ( you can’t live happily ever after with seven kids)
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The Dar t Fr og KingBy, Penny Fisher
Once there was a very fair princess named Bliss, Princess Bliss, Bliss had beautiful goldenhair and chocolate brown eyes. She was said to wed King Charles of Ardelia. She was ecstatic
to marry King Charles because she will become Queen of Ardelia. She never had been in power
before because she was pushed and shoved by her fifteen brothers and sisters. After she met
King Charles, her whole life was changed, and then she knew that the marriage would be
forever. Or so she thought…
“Abileen, come here and tell me if this dress looks good!” Bliss said looking at herself in the
golden mirror.
“Looks great madam.” Abileen said examining the dresses detail. “Don't get mad at me for
saying this, but maybe you should change the dress from pink to blue. Blue really brings out
your eyes!” Aibileen replied. Abileen had been Bliss’s faithful maid since she was born, and
when Bliss was said to move into King Charles’s castle she would bring Abileen with her.
“Good idea Abileen! What could I do without you?” Bliss exclaimed with a smile spread
across her face.
“Princess Bliss, your wedding is 2:00 tomorrow afternoon.” Jonathan the Butler shouted
from the bottom of the grand staircase.
“Thank you.” Bliss answered back. On the outside Bliss was very much excited for the
wedding, but on the inside she was very nervous. Bliss had watched all of her sisters and
brothers walk down the aisle, but she was just still not prepared to say her vows.
“Sweetie, you look tired, real tired. Get some rest, you have a big day tomorrow!” Abileen
insisted. Bliss nodded her head and went to bed, she went to the guest bedroom because the
bride and groom are not allowed to see each other the day before and of the wedding. Of
course until they say, “I do.”
“Oh honey, I'm so excited for you to get married! I remember when I was getting married
to your father, such a great day!” Bliss woke up to her mother rambling about her wedding.
“Mother, you know how I love you so much…” Bliss started, “But will you please GO
AWAY!”
“Well, all I wanted to do is get you excited for today!” and with that Bliss’s mother slammed
the doors to leave Bliss alone in her room.“What am I going to do! I can't do this!”
“Yes you Can Bliss. After the wedding it'll be alright!” This happened a lot, Bliss’s mind
fought with each other all the time. But just then Bliss realized she was wet, well not wet more
moist. She had never felt this feeling before; she wiped the water of her forehead and smelt it. It
did not smell pleasant.
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“Jonathan! Jonathan! Come here this instant!” Jonathan came to Bliss’s room with a newly
ironed butler’s uniform.
“Yes ma’am, what would you like? Woah what on earth is that awful smell? Something
smells like onions!” Jonathan remarked sniffing a whiff of the air.
“What on earth should I do?” Bliss started, “I smell horrible, I haven't taken a shower in a
week, and I DON’T WANNA GET MARRIED!” Jonathan gasped,“My princess, if you don't get married then you won't be queen!” Jonathan exclaimed
with his hands on his hips.
“Well obviously I have to get married, if I don't Charles’s heart will be broken into a
jumble of pieces, and I can't do that to him! I just can't…”
“Well,” Jonathan interrupted, “Just let him down in three or two years, then he’ll be fine!”
In the castle Jonathan was called the love expert, but this was rubbish!
“Bliss! It’s time, it's time!” As Bliss heard the bellows of her servants, she checked her
watch,
“Great Gasparilas Ghost! It's 1:45! I don't have time to shower!” Bliss babbled while she
slipped on her newly sky blue gown, “Where’s my vail!?” Bliss screamed as she ran down theslippery wood stairs. Now you would think that Bliss is a dainty princess who walked down the
stairs elegantly, but no. But you can't give her all the credit for being clumsy, since Aibleen just
waxed the stairs. “Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump” that was the sound of Bliss
falling down the stairs on her butt. And you wouldn't think that would hurt too much, but there
were 233 stairs down.
“Oh no! My fair lady! What happened?” Jonathan said as he rushed to the bottom of the
porcelain tiled floors.
“I. Need. Ice. Pack... Now” Bliss stuttered still motionless on the ground.
“Oh, you need a stretcher and a trip to the hospital? I got your back girlfriend!” Jonathan
said while yelling for all of Bliss’s 343 servants.“NO!” Bliss shouted, “I'm fine! You can't treat me like this!” Bliss finally got up from the
ground and wasn't very pleased.
“I'm sorry, truly sorry, can I ever repay you?” Jonathan pleaded
“Well,” Bliss started, “unless you can do my hair in…” Bliss checked her watch, “ten
minutes?”
“You got it!” Jonathan said excitedly, and with that he grabbed Bliss’s arm and brought
her to the in castle salon.
“Ya know, before I was stuck in this dump, I was a hair stylist for all the princesses…”
Jonathan explained.
Bliss interrupted, “Will you shut up and just style my hair! Or I'll just go to the other castle
salon…” Bliss was taunting Jonathan because she knew what Jonathan hated the most, Beauty
Bomb (The other castle salon).
“Fine,” Jonathan sighed. And within two minutes Jonathan finished Bliss’s hairdo.
“Please stand for the bride,” Marty Mulldrag, the priest, urged the crowd as Bliss was
walking down the aisle. Bliss brought herself to Charles