Download - Galveston Hash House Harriers 17 th Running HASH TRASH Provided to you by: “Just” Crystal
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““Just” CrystalJust” Crystal
GH3 17GH3 17thth RunningRunning
September 28September 28thth, 2002, 2002Saturday @ 3:30 PMSaturday @ 3:30 PM
Arcola, TexasArcola, Texas
Arcola, TX
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Hash Hare(s)Hash Hare(s)
Pound PuppyPound PuppyRoll ModelRoll Model
Stinky as Shit Stinky as Shit (Muffin)(Muffin)??? (Dog)??? (Dog)
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Hash Hash HoundsHounds
Puppy PrickPuppy Prick
Pimp Doggie DawgPimp Doggie Dawg
““Just” CrystalJust” Crystal
Who the Fuck are Who the Fuck are YouYou
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Hash Chalk TalkHash Chalk Talk
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It was the season of Light, it was the season of It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before we had everything before us, we had nothing before us. us.
- Dickens- Dickens
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Hash TrashHash Trash It was a wonderful fall day in late September as I arrived It was a wonderful fall day in late September as I arrived
19 miles outside of Galveston County for the 17th running19 miles outside of Galveston County for the 17th running
of the Galveston Hash House Harriers. I arrived to find of the Galveston Hash House Harriers. I arrived to find
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, meandering around with the WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, meandering around with the
hares POUND PUPPY and ROLL MODEL. Pound puppy washares POUND PUPPY and ROLL MODEL. Pound puppy was
quite restless and had apparently already gone over chalkquite restless and had apparently already gone over chalk
talk several times with WTFAY. Once we ascertained thattalk several times with WTFAY. Once we ascertained that
we were the pack I asked pound puppy which way trailwe were the pack I asked pound puppy which way trail
went. His reply“there is the check you find trail”.went. His reply“there is the check you find trail”.
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Ok so off we go into the beautiful woods as WTFAY and IOk so off we go into the beautiful woods as WTFAY and I
mentioned the hares sounded like the guys frommentioned the hares sounded like the guys from
deliverance. We quickly found trail and our next check. deliverance. We quickly found trail and our next check.
20 feet later we find another check (Hmmmnnnn no trail 20 feet later we find another check (Hmmmnnnn no trail
between checks) then off wego on trail to another checkbetween checks) then off wego on trail to another check
about 30 feet away. OK this is a LOT of checks. about 30 feet away. OK this is a LOT of checks.
Then one false, two false, three false Huh???Then one false, two false, three false Huh???
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Then as sweet as lilac butter I hear CRYSTAL yell Are Then as sweet as lilac butter I hear CRYSTAL yell Are you?you?
The sounds of PIMP DOGGIE DAWG ring out as well. The sounds of PIMP DOGGIE DAWG ring out as well.
Whew, reinforcements have arrived. We all continue to Whew, reinforcements have arrived. We all continue to
search for true trail as PDD heads across the ditch just assearch for true trail as PDD heads across the ditch just as
Pound Puppy arrives with beer in hand in an attempt to Pound Puppy arrives with beer in hand in an attempt to
guide us in the “Right” direction. We tell him to fuck off, guide us in the “Right” direction. We tell him to fuck off,
but he continues to point out that we are not on trail. but he continues to point out that we are not on trail.
IN our search for trail Pound Puppy mentions that checksIN our search for trail Pound Puppy mentions that checks
and back checks are both represented by an X, HUH?? and back checks are both represented by an X, HUH??
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Hash TrashHash TrashSoon we realized trail is fucked but with perseverance Soon we realized trail is fucked but with perseverance
and and
misdirection from the hare, we find trail off into the misdirection from the hare, we find trail off into the woods.woods.
One mark, two marks, no trail so we continue to range,One mark, two marks, no trail so we continue to range,
and range and range, in fact we went about 2 milesand range and range, in fact we went about 2 miles
ranging before we headed back towards the start. After ranging before we headed back towards the start. After
seeing the hare walk down the road we headed down theseeing the hare walk down the road we headed down the
same road about a mile to find a Beer check. WTFAY same road about a mile to find a Beer check. WTFAY hadhad
already given up and drove to the BC. already given up and drove to the BC.
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Pimp Doggie Dawg decided to continue running trail Pimp Doggie Dawg decided to continue running trail asas
Crystal and I walked to the end (which was near the Crystal and I walked to the end (which was near the start).start).
In the end we all got what we wanted, Beer and In the end we all got what we wanted, Beer and good good
shiggy. But trail we had none.shiggy. But trail we had none.
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Hash On OnHash On On At the circle, the hares were chastised for laying a trailAt the circle, the hares were chastised for laying a trail
with more checks than hash marks, and no trail between with more checks than hash marks, and no trail between
checks and back checks that looked like checks. And checks and back checks that looked like checks. And since since
each hare described trail as going in two different each hare described trail as going in two different
directions, we never did find out where the trail actually directions, we never did find out where the trail actually
went. We named roll model’s dog Muffin “stinky as shit”went. We named roll model’s dog Muffin “stinky as shit”
because of the nasty smelling mud it rolled in.because of the nasty smelling mud it rolled in.
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Hash On OnHash On On Accusations were made of Who the fuck are You for not Accusations were made of Who the fuck are You for not
only auto hashing to the beer check, but for doing it in a only auto hashing to the beer check, but for doing it in a
Porshe. Crystal was accused of ASSUMING the positionPorshe. Crystal was accused of ASSUMING the position
(uh huh, I said assuming the POSITION) of Hash Secretary(uh huh, I said assuming the POSITION) of Hash Secretary
(Speaking of Secretary, there is a cute movie titled (Speaking of Secretary, there is a cute movie titled
““Secretary” now showing at Landmark River Oaks). Secretary” now showing at Landmark River Oaks).
Pimp Doggie Dawg had to rush off to work so the circle Pimp Doggie Dawg had to rush off to work so the circle
ended and we all lived happily ever after. The End. ended and we all lived happily ever after. The End.
Puppy Prick =:-)Puppy Prick =:-)
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Hash Trail VoteHash Trail Vote
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HashHash
ReligiousReligious
AdvisorAdvisor
Puppy PrickPuppy Prick
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Hash AccusationsHash AccusationsHares having more flour in their vehicle Hares having more flour in their vehicle than on the trailthan on the trail
Hares leaving map on trailHares leaving map on trail
““Just” Crystal assuming role of Just” Crystal assuming role of mismanagement without due processmismanagement without due process
Who the Fuck are You semi-auto wanking Who the Fuck are You semi-auto wanking in a Porschein a Porsche
Roll Model for WhiningRoll Model for Whining
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Hash SongsHash SongsTraditional Down Down Traditional Down Down SongSong
Happy Birthday, Fuck YouHappy Birthday, Fuck You
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Hash Birthday(s)Hash Birthday(s)
““Just” CrystalJust” Crystal
September 4thSeptember 4th
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Hash On On OnHash On On On
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