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by Paul Schreiber
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Starring
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StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
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StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
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StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
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At Avis, they try harderThey just don’t try hard enough.
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At Avis, they try harderThey just don’t try hard enough.
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July 22, 2007I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer had settled in.
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Here’s the Avis
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I waited in lineAgents mulled around in the back room.
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Finally, it was my turnRoberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.
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Avis said I had two reservationsI only had one. I swear.
Mid-size orsmall car? Economy,
please.
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Finally, my carChevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.
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This nice note was insideThanks, Luis!
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Wait a minuteThis car’s a mess.
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Nobody washed the mirrors
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Nobody washed the mirrors
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The ceiling’s dirty, too
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The ceiling’s dirty, too
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The ceiling’s dirty, tooReally dirty.
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The armrest is dirty
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Did I get Christina Aguliera’s car?Dirty, dirty, dirty.
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Check out the controls
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Check out the controls
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Check out the controlsMissing paint and they come apart.A two-for-one deal.
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Same on the other doorPaint flakes. Sale on aisle E.
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Oh well!Better luck next time.
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