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You, The Social Media Muppetby (insert contest winner name here)
Ignite Columbus 2 - January 21st, 2009
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unleash your inner muppetonline we’re all muppets
the person next you in this room is a muppet
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on the virtual stage everyone can hear you scream
Muppet’ology (mah’puh’et’ooo’lo’gee)
The study of man and his inner muppet in the context of the ever persistent online space where ones identity is lost and only the inner muppet remains.
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don’t fight it, choose wisely
muppet aura map
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Step 1 assume a persona, the other you
BERT=EVIL JANICE=HIPPIE
GONZO=HONEST
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Step 2define your muppet๏ furry
๏ flexible
๏ curious
๏ freaky
๏ aggressive
๏ interactive
๏ this is your chance to be different
REAL LIFE ON LINE
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Step 3remember...
๏ muppets are inherently friendly
๏ muppets like social media have trolls
๏ muppets want to be loved so do social media evangelists
๏ muppets are funny, you are too
๏ muppets need a voice, so do you
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Step 4use your power for good
๏ while being evil is easy
๏ being good is well.. goody
๏ don’t frighten kids online
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Step 5we the muppet sphere
we are on the rise!
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Step 6tend to your flock
๏ he who controls the spice controls the universe
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Step 7get a theme song
๏ its not easy being a muppet, but a dedicated theme song really kicks ass
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Step 8the hat8rz
๏ haterZ are everywhere and they will find you
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Step 9you can’t go it alone
๏ with haters in route, you need a special guest star, someone to help elevate you
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Step 10warning: a billion calls to make
๏ jobe’s down fall in the movie the LawnmowerMan was the compelling desire to go all digital, all online, its a mistake
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Step 11take the mask off at the deli
๏ eventually you’re gonna have to pump gas, go to the deli, face your family
๏ take the mask off
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Step 12don’t over think it
๏ remember deep down... well..
๏ are you human?
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Step 13stay active
๏ phat already?
๏ keep your cool amongst the bling
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Step 14make us proud
๏ be magical
๏ be authentic
๏ be the bestmuppet
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Step 15take a bow / cookie
๏ admit it, you like cookies, cookies like you
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You, The Social Media Muppetby (insert contest winner name here)
Ignite Columbus 2 - January 21st, 2009
GO MUPPETS!
THE END!
THANKS!!