Jimmy Fallon’s Sarcastic Thank
You Notes Examples
Reading and Writing for the College-Bound
Thank you, Angelina Jolie, for ruining International Adoption for everyone.
Angelina Jolie
Thank you, puppies, for having that adorable, sweet-smelling puppy breath. It doesn’t matter if you’re a mutt or a purebred; you can breathe on me all day and create a smile.
Puppies
Thank you, Charlie Sheen. Or should I say “thank you” from all of my ex-boyfriends. They actually weren’t nearly as bad as I thought.
Charlie Sheen
Thank you, Kourtney Kardashian, for being the only Kardashian I know almost nothing about, even though you tried.
Kourtney Kardashian
Thank you, everyone on Jersey Shore, for proving that my Italian in-laws are indeed crazy.
Jersey Shore
Thank you, Taylor Swift, for dating and breaking up with so many famous guys. Clearly, you get around, but you somehow get a free pass because you can play the guitar and write cheesy songs about it all.
Taylor Swift
Thank you, fancy rims, for making it that much easier to spot the drug dealers.
Rims