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No wonder SCHNAPPS is popular ifs the chewing j

tobacco that suits the man who chews to get enjoy J

ment from the tobacco instead of the mere habit oftwoS chewing and expectoratingt

gk SCHNAPPS is rade from choice selections of

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iNellie and the HeathenIIBY L E FKANKFOBTHER

Copyright WA by Dally Story Pub Co

I always did want to hold Nellies hand It is such a lovelyhand shapely with just suffi ¬

tent pink to give a beautifulbade to its whiteness yet with

t tlatroDgI and womanly Besidesassociation enchances the attrac

jtivenesi of individual self andbat hand fc fntimately asflociatt wjtlfthe sweetest woman Iofvllr Any forgivenwithin a reasonable length oftime to be Mure for doing ae Idid particularly at I bad al

idy with deep humility acpted chastisement on several

ocaelonn for attempting to acoXnplifib my design

ff I Once we were at a party wherehind holding constituted part of

e silly programme I alwaysId think it silly unless the handere Nellies in which event thetcupation would be characterled within my own mlndBsbarely< justifiable What won8f then that I schemed andUntied and maneuvered thatIght until I got things comingy way But alas Nellie wasitaciouB of the trend of events

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id when it came my turn shepfcb vectly excused herself from the

play and introduced a substituteIfrs Mnyberry whose hands beaides being married were plumpjnd fat and freckled

1 heM them of course couldtjot well do otherwise without at-

tracting the attention of theompany while that exasperat-ing girl sat back on a settee iin-

tbe mostt enticing corner of theroom and smiled approvinglyowed vengeance then and there

ptI and the next day attempted t-

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m wreck itI We were strolling down n

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Ipafm of her dainty hand for meto iinspect I did not at the timeanticipate evil designs on herpflrt but the outcome of the eplode has since led me to the

r graje suspicion that the plot hadbeeto mischievously planned TheUp8j of her dainty fingers wereaat within mine and I was bend

jing low for closer inspection notnecessarily of the flower whenlip came that provoking palm and

u I> smote ime on the check Remem

bering the Scriptural injunctionJ other quickly butturnedIrritating

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dening little bunch of humanityX> yp0SItIVC1dec11ning e

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fartherIij Artier that I wade many attettptst to capture that provokingSpecimen of perfection but always fttilely until a week ago

V tWlot it back on Nellie 1tfbftyylMd IB this manner

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a11cheweriq The sweet tasty and exhilarating quality ofP SCHNAPPS tobacco has made the Reynolds factory

famous as the manufacturers cf the best and mostpopular brands of chewing tobacco and as the largest

and best equipped fut plug factories in the worldThey contain every modern appliance forproducing

1 the best chewing tobacco by clean sanitary andi i healthful processes The R J Reynolds Tob eco

i Company is under the direction of the same menfJ jr who have managed it since 1875 and who have

made the chewing tobacco business a lifestudy f

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Ittr went down one evening to

see Gwen Gwens my sisterbyi agreement of our own two selves

and next to Nellie I love herbest If Nellie finally refuses toImarry me then Im going to askGwen in which event our rela ¬

tions may changeNow Nellie had not been in ¬

vlted to be present at that inter-view

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but there she was Thegirls were sitting on a sofa builtjust right in length to accommodate three It was very nice ofthem to move apart and makeroom between and as I sat downI thought a certain young Jladyseyes seemed flashing a challenge

As it is not my nature to per ¬

mit a deliberate dare to glide byunnoticed I began hostilities by

l taking one of Gwens hands inone of mine This she permittedme to do without a sign of re ¬

sentment for we are brother andsisteri you know Then not to

I appear partial I reached overt after one of Nellies Think sheI would let me Not a bit of it

She looked up saucily andI slipped those dear extremities

safely behind her back GwenI

laughedTot Miss Nellie that I did

not care a continental I aroseI and moved over to the other side

of Gwen Nellie just smiled inher little superior exasperatingway and would you believe it

we had hardly got settled be ¬

fore the girls fingers were en ¬

twined and snuggled comfortally down in the cushions be-

tween¬

I them¬ Being provoked that somebody

else could so easily do what 1¬ had so frequently desperately at ¬

tempted with failure laet myIr wits to work Presently a bril ¬myathat I laughed outright and

then I started to put it in execu ¬

I tionpzi + uU3iifi<ifAttracting Gwens attention I

nodded and made signs to herShe is intelligent if shes any¬

thing besides being sweet andcaught right on Pretty soon act ¬

I lug an if it were a trifle crowdedon the sofa she moved forwardand sat nearer the edge I cau ¬

tiously slipped my arm alongback of her and when I got itrightly located she raised herhand the one that had beenholding Nellies to brush thehair front her forehead Whenit again went down there was myhand and Nellie unsuspectinglyslipped hers right into it

Talk about being shot full ofporcupine quills or pricked with40000000 osage hedge pins oranything else particularly de¬

lighted and you will come no-

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near the ecstatic sensa ¬

Liens that tingled my nerveslitt ¬

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sure Then Gwen directed theconversation into the channel ofholding hands and for ten miqutes the argument waxed warmI declaring that it was perfectlyproper for a gentleman to hold aladys hand with or without herconsent Nellie maintaining thatit was highly improper under anyand all circumstances but thatladies might indulge in the pleas ¬

ure without committing anygrave offense

Hotter and hotter waxed thedebate Every time Nelliethought she made an extra goodpoint she squeezed my handthinking it was Gwens and final ¬

ly when I cornered her on one ofher brightest illustrations sheup with the declaration that shewould marry any man who couldhold her hand for five minutes

Had there been no interrup-tion I suppose Nellie dud I wouldhave been there yet exchangingassurances through the mediumof a handclasp but Gwen thelittle rogue gave the whole thingaway Probably she isnt verymuch to blame for I suppose itdid get too excruciatingly funnyfor anything At any rate upshe got and ran from the roomwith something White crammed

I into her mouth leaving Nellieand me to facethe music

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I dislike very much to muse onwhat ensued for it isnt a bitcomplimentaryto me Nelliesat for a moment perfectly as-

tounded¬

and I saw by the flashof her eye that the deuce wascoming In order to heed it offI asked demurely

When shall it beWhat she demandedOur wedding You said you

would marry any man who couldhold your band five

You you heathenAnd there you have itThat was a week ago and Ive

been a penitent petitioner eversince But I believe indicationsare brightening for Nellie sentup word by George thatll herbrotherthat J might comedAvta tomigbt and apolpjriz

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Os a visit to the Lakeland hos >

pital for the insane the patieatwho Attracted inr attention mostwas An old mall with white hairand beard He sat cOBStaaty ata table with a pile of goldencoins before him which he count-ed over and over muttering atthe tame time c4Droplorb1oddrops of blood j fifty drps of in¬

nocent bloodThis mans action and word

were 50 peculiar that I beggedmy friend Dr Carey to tell toehis story So we went into anadjoining room where over acouple of excellent Uavanns tiledoctor complied with my wishes

That than in there is HenryGilbert who was noted for beingthe stingiest as well as the

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wealthiest man in Carsvale Infact he was miserly and thoughworth upwards of 50000 he de-nied himself and his daughterthe very necessities of life

Yes he had a daughterHelen She was a beautiful girland any other roan would havebeen proud of her but liewellhe considered i >r an an extra ex ¬

pense and begrudged every pen ¬

ny spent upon her HOr motherhad died when she was onlyseven years old and the girl1 hadhad literally to rear herselfBut she was possessed natural-ly of a refined and lovable dis ¬

position and at the age of 20

she was a beautiful and intel ¬

lectual woman tLovers she had in plenty but

she only cared for one and asshe was in no ways a flirt theothers bad gradually driftedaway Will Gost was the favoredsuitor he was a farmer andwhile not wealthy he would beable to give a wife a good homeThe two were betrothed but themiser refused to let his daughter

marryHedesirous of getting back

some of the money spent on thegirluna goodness knows it waslittle enoughhad resolved thatshe should make a rich marriageand Harry Melton arriving onthe scene at the time the oldman thought he saw the way forfheconaammationofthis dQsireat

This Melton was very rich infact a millionaire and Helenspretty face attracted him hesaw that there could be nothinggained by a dishonorable pro-

posal so hue offered to marry thegirl Gilbert eagerly consentedbut Helen was obdurate she

ould marry Will CostFinally Melton got tired of

waiting and going to Gilberttold him that he would receive1000 in gold 6n the day Helen

should become Mrs Melton Thissum while comparatively smallassumed enormous proportionsin the eyes of the miser and hemade every effort to get the

moneyAsa starter he attempted to

cause trouble between his daugh ¬

ter and Will Gost The latterwas compelled to go into another tate on business and Gil ¬

bert intercepted all letters thatpassed between the lovers Inthis way he raised doubts of her

Glovers fidelity in Helens mindthen Melton got in his fine workcost was in Anton and Meltonpaid a visit to that town Therewas a newspaper publishedthere and JuJ ljy u free useofmoney persuaded the editor to

naperl1ei ¬

setting in its stead a bogus re-

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of the marriage of WillGost to a girl in Arton Thisdjoctored copy was sent to HelenGilbert and after reading the

heartbioken> 10 this state of mind it was

mqrlyHarryqeived his 1O00 in 50 goldeneagles on the wedding day Goatarrived just as the bridal partywas leaving the church and thetruthfwayfher husband

Cost was all broken up by theaffair His farm in which heonce took so much pride is now<

overgrown with weeds and hehimself is a common sot

But the miser was happy hisdaughter had made a rich marTttge and he had the 50 pieces oftaketI c

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their so a8 to beSQreU t theytelitl1 there His coesicieaco

did sot teproaci him for theBIteRS he had used to acquire theBooaer for lus whole life was thequest of gold gold gold

It was pis months after thewedding of his daughter and Mel ¬

ton that the miser was sitting inhis room counting the gold Allat pace the door opened and hisdaughter stood before him Butit ras not the HeleeCWTr halfyear ago but a pale emaciatedwoman with an expression of ut ¬

ter despair on her features>ltshe said iu adullf

spiritless voice f have comehome

What scriamed the miseXhat are you paying Whereis Tlljsabandt bnl1d was herreply in the slime lifeless voiceand she told her story Meltonhad another wife before he mar-

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her that was all and shehad cbm home

Father she said you havesold uie anti there you have niyprice You have destroyed allmy hopes for a happy life a lifedominated by love insteadofmoney You Lave made the manI love a wreck while II nmpoteven ah honorable wife PO younever think of the woman thatwas my mother Did you haveno love for her or was she soldeven as I was Thank God sheIs dead and I will soon be withher God will surely not con ¬

demn me for taking a life that isalready blasted l i

She drew a pistol from thefolds of her dress pressed themuzzle to her forehead andpulled the trigger She fell tothe floor and the blood flowedfrom the wound drop by drop-

I happened to be passing thehouse at the time and hearingthe shot I rushed in The girlwas lying on the floor dead andher father was watching herwith horrified gaze I could hearhim count the drops of blood asit oozed from the wound therewere just 50 and the bloodceased to flow The miser thenwent back to the table on which

THE BLOOD FLOWED FROM THEWOUND DROP BY DROP

lay the gold pieces the price ofhis daughter and he countedthem again j there were 50 Thenhis reason gave way and he stillcounts the gold this same bloodmoney and mutters to himself-as you can hear

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As the doctor finished hisstory I arose from my chair andgoing to the door peered into thenext room The miser was stillseated at the table counting hisgold and muttering

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Mass took part in the civil warand liked to tell about his expe ¬

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