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Born in
a Box!My story
as told by my dad, censored
by my mom
(thank god)
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KatieNesvic
k3 months
I am the most
malleable baby in
the world.
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6 Months
Still not sure about my eye
color!
Grama’s Butt! (mom’s too)
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So,they loved bathing with me, sick people if you ask me, but I seemed to like it a little.
No, that is not Clayton, scary how much they look alike. I won’t say anything about Mom’s
hair here, nor about her ability to focus a camera, its hereditary, nature, not nurture, I
have it too.
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They would like to think that they picked my first Halloween costume, but could it
have been part of my mind-control exercises, was I trying to warn them of
their future?
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One year old, very
happy and still the
master of the castle, the ruler
of the roost!!!
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Athletic, pensive, stylish, risqué, fashion conscious!
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Lifewascasu
al
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And then, the world changes!
But, as dad always says,
“Every problem is an opportunity.”We shall see, is
this a friend or an enemy; together, can we control
this house? Or is he, like
everything else, gonna be my
problem? Maybe it’s all true.
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So, my plan to take over the household
wasn’t actually happening, Mom was spending too
much time fixing her hair (maybe not this time so much), and Spencer seemed to be trying to push something smelly out all the time. If
you can’t tell, I wasn’t happy, dad probably did my
pigtails too tight.
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3 years old, damn I am a
cutie pie!
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Don’t know who this is more
embarrassing for, me, my bro, or my parents with their
cheap-ass furniture and poor
landscaping choices. I am
driving Spencer’s car, I had issues, ok! On the other hand, that probably was
my trike back in the day. He can keep it now! The diaper on the pavement, not mine, I am sure of
that.
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Did I tell you my parents were terrible re-gifters. In fact, they re-gave us the presents that we
got on Christmas Eve (from other relatives) the next
morning until I figured it out. You’re welcome Spencer!
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Tiny Dancer and future media darling. I was
born before cell-phones were popular.
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Determination!!!
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Imagine how clean the water is (my cousin Stacey is in the
middle)!
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Spencer and I loved shoveling it, snow that
is.Me and Stacey at Aunt
Sue’s wedding.
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Emily arrives in 1988, we now outnumber my parents, but as
siblings go, they now outnumber
me.
One of the few pictures of my dad looking a little
skinny, note only one chin. Mom still working
on the hair thing (unsuccessfully).
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In 1989 we move, I convince my parents the schools are better in Tinley Park than
Dolton, and that dad will really enjoy riding a train twice a day, 5 days a week, every week (sucker!!). At least we had a cool
basement and tons of friends.
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The “Butt” Boys
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In 1990, my torrid relationship with Matt Cucio makes the cover of The
Star (a newspaper, one of
the last ones issued in the
Chicago south suburbs).
As you will no doubt see, I have had trouble with men in my life.
Trouble, but a lot of fun too.
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In 1992, Clayton was added to the
foal, making Spencer think there would be balance in the
house (Em and I knew better).
In 1993, we moved to
Germantown TN, where I worked to hone my athletic
abilities, especially in
softball.
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I continued to grow along with my siblings, family photos
became the bane of our existence.
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Spencer had BIG hair!!!
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I could’a’been Dorothy!
(dad said I was cuter than Judy Garland.)
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My master growth plan changed when I joined band in 6th grade, and stayed until I graduated high
school. I chose the flute and eventually the piccolo because it
was easier to carry small instruments. Please don’t draw
any conclusions about Brian from that.
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In Dec, 2000, we went to DC, where everyone learned:1. Cold weather sucks!2. Our country is pretty
cool!3. Chinese food on xmas
day!!4. We would never travel again and use 2 rooms!
(thanks again, spencer)
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17!
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Sarah and Erin!Spencer
mademe
do this!
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So, I went to college,
The University ofTENNESSEE
And started having to learnfrom
my own mistakes:
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OK, so I would NEVER call datingHinson
a mistake,nor would I call drinkingbeer and jäger bombs
a mistake.
I should have straightened my shoulders,
or maybe not taken the picture.
Damn I am cute, though!
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In 2004, at the ripe old age of 20, a decade ago, I started dating Brian. We found we
had lots of things in common.
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Watching sports teams,
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And playing sports!
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And SOFTBALL!
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Nice white teeth,
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Right out of school, I became a teacher of
hearing impaired elementary children.
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Teaching can age you, the kids I teach seem to
age quickly as well.
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In 2010, Brian and I wed on the top of the Peabody. My dad paid a fortune for that sunset.
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Me and the in-laws on a beautiful day in the park.
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Damn good looking family, I say!!!
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This picture was taken at Emily and Cody’s wedding, look closely and you will see my grandma is asleep and my dad is holding a
kleenex, he is a big snot.
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Last summer, when my bratty little sister got married, I was the MOH (no definition), just had to put this in so I could quote my dad, “life, guys, just gets better and better.” Also, my Mom finally got
her hair to look the way she wanted too.