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April 7-11, 2014
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Things you notice when traveling in Spain: Burger King is not called
El Rey de Vacas.
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A student goes on a stabbing rampage at a
Pennsylvania high school.
The NRA is stunned. No word yet from the
National Cutlery Association.
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A study suggests that early humans mated with Neanderthals.
Proof that pickup lines have evolved. "Hey Shorty! Nice forehead."
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85% of Germans trust European regulation of data privacy
more than U.S. regulation.
Says the NSA after reading their email.
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A woman threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while she was making
a speech in Las Vegas.
Was it a pump, flat, sling back, peep toe? They all make
a different statement.
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